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<i>[intense guitar solo]</i>

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Oh, sorry! You caught me doin' a few simple tunes.

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Hi, I'm Brad Green, I'm the

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Manager of Food Services here at

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Kentucky Christian University.

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I'd like to introduce you to your[br]college dining experience.

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So come, follow me, as I show you...

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The Ten Commandments of the Cafeteria.

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Commandment number one:

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<i>[man grunts, dishes break]</i>

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<i>[wilhelm scream]</i>

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<i>[man grunts]</i>

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Oh well.

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Commandment number two:

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<i>[screams in pain]</i>

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Commandment number three:

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Commandment number four:

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Commandment number five:

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&gt;&gt;Morning, Clyde, how are you?

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&gt;&gt;Whatever...

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<i>[music intensifies]</i>

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<i>[robotic voice]</i> This could scare you.

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<i>[intense music]</i>

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Commandment number six:

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Commandment number seven:

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Commandment number eight:

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<i>[ding!]</i>

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&gt;&gt;<i>[Boy]</i> Excuse me?

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<i>[Boy yelps]</i>

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Commandment number nine:

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<i>[students chatting]</i>

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&gt;&gt;[Girl]* Excuse me? Excuse me...

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I'd like to get through now...

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'Scuse me!!

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'Scuse me!!!!

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'scuse me, scuse me.. scuse me...

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<i>[screams]</i>

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Commandment number ten:

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So just follow these simple rules

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and you will have an incredible

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cafeteria experience.

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<i>[Sighs happily]</i>

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Boy, I am stuffed.

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&gt;&gt;And don't forget to swipe your cards!