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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.34,0:00:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[intense guitar solo]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.67,0:00:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, sorry! You caught me doin' a few simple tunes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.82,0:00:16.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, I'm Brad Green, I'm the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.88,0:00:18.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Manager of Food Services here at
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.48,0:00:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kentucky Christian University.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.14,0:00:23.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to introduce you to your\Ncollege dining experience.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.90,0:00:27.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So come, follow me, as I show you...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.90,0:00:30.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Ten Commandments of the Cafeteria.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.91,0:00:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commandment number one:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.72,0:00:46.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[man grunts, dishes break]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.33,0:00:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[wilhelm scream]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.86,0:00:53.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[man grunts]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.49,0:01:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh well.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.52,0:01:07.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commandment number two:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.46,0:01:43.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[screams in pain]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.67,0:01:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commandment number three:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.04,0:02:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commandment number four:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.02,0:02:31.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commandment number five:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.84,0:02:38.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Morning, Clyde, how are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.68,0:02:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Whatever...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.38,0:02:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[music intensifies]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.98,0:02:47.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[robotic voice]{\i0} This could scare you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.60,0:02:52.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[intense music]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.57,0:03:10.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commandment number six:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.100,0:03:40.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commandment number seven:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.76,0:04:19.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commandment number eight:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.51,0:04:27.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[ding!]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.59,0:04:36.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>{\i1}[Boy]{\i0} Excuse me?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.63,0:04:38.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Boy yelps]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.58,0:04:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commandment number nine:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.10,0:04:52.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[students chatting]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.12,0:04:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>[Girl]* Excuse me? Excuse me...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.52,0:04:58.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to get through now...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.69,0:05:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Scuse me!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.01,0:05:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Scuse me!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.24,0:05:05.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'scuse me, scuse me.. scuse me...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.51,0:05:07.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[screams]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.03,0:05:15.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commandment number ten:
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.98,0:05:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So just follow these simple rules
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.96,0:05:23.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you will have an incredible
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.78,0:05:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cafeteria experience.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.98,0:05:28.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Sighs happily]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.89,0:05:34.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy, I am stuffed.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.14,0:05:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>And don't forget to swipe your cards!