<i>[intense guitar solo]</i>

Oh, sorry! You caught me doin' a few simple tunes.

Hi, I'm Brad Green, I'm the

Manager of Food Services here at

Kentucky Christian University.

I'd like to introduce you to your
college dining experience.

So come, follow me, as I show you...

The Ten Commandments of the Cafeteria.

Commandment number one:

<i>[man grunts, dishes break]</i>

<i>[wilhelm scream]</i>

<i>[man grunts]</i>

Oh well.

Commandment number two:

<i>[screams in pain]</i>

Commandment number three:

Commandment number four:

Commandment number five:

&gt;&gt;Morning, Clyde, how are you?

&gt;&gt;Whatever...

<i>[music intensifies]</i>

<i>[robotic voice]</i> This could scare you.

<i>[intense music]</i>

Commandment number six:

Commandment number seven:

Commandment number eight:

<i>[ding!]</i>

&gt;&gt;<i>[Boy]</i> Excuse me?

<i>[Boy yelps]</i>

Commandment number nine:

<i>[students chatting]</i>

&gt;&gt;[Girl]* Excuse me? Excuse me...

I'd like to get through now...

'Scuse me!!

'Scuse me!!!!

'scuse me, scuse me.. scuse me...

<i>[screams]</i>

Commandment number ten:

So just follow these simple rules

and you will have an incredible

cafeteria experience.

<i>[Sighs happily]</i>

Boy, I am stuffed.

&gt;&gt;And don't forget to swipe your cards!