Electrician vs Plumber

More Electrician vs. fun.
I got the idea from kdog796's upload "Millwrights vs. Electricians"
(credit to Brad Salter and xtranormal)
original idea can be found at the link below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kn-XXNCG8o

So dipshits what have you decided?

like I said I'm going to be a plumber
you should become an electrician

plumbers are nothing short of toilet
repairman

I want to build custom bathrooms and
beautiful designer kitchens

oh my god get your money out have your
ass

plumbers fixed plug shitters and leaky
taps

you will go home late every day smelling
like shit and your wife will resent

you

you should be an electrician electricians
go home at 3 oclock

smelling like money (orange haired): Fine! I'll become a
painter

painters make dreams come true by
creating beautiful rooms & exteriors

you have got to be fucking kidding me. Painters use a single tool to accomplish

all of their work

electricians carry a million-dollar
tool bag with an arsenal of specialized

tools to perform miracles

Fuck you! I'll become a tinsmith sheet
metal workers have a lot of tools and are

strong and tough

I will get all the women and have a
shitload of money

stop! Tin knockers cannot hold their liquor

you will be deaf before you are thirty
, will have arthritis

and finally die from brain damage
caused by sniffing duct sealing and

insulation blue

electricians are fucking immortal we eat
volcanic lava,

piss perfection, and shit gold. (Orange): I'm
thinking about being a carpenter

I'll Drive a four by four diesel truck

and build huge houses. (Black) Oh my fucking god,
carpenters make fuck all an hour

and drive nails into wood all day, every
day

the same boring shit I told you

you should be an electrician. electricians
drive fucking sports cars,

live in huge houses, and get married to
hot babes with big juggs.

you live in a piece of shit double wide
trailer

drive your piece of shit Ford and go
home to your piece of shit girlfriend

how about a dry waller? (Black): dude please. (Orange):
technologist

(Black): hell no! (Orange): well fuck maybe I should just
become a Maytag fucking repairman

you're not listening to me you should
become an electrician.

you will never amount to anything unless
you do President Obama was a fucking

electricians

Oprah fucking Winfrey was an electrician.

Obi-Wan Kenobi was an elec-fucking-trician.

are you picking up what I am laying down
? (Orange): So,

Fuck it. I am going to be an electrician!

(Black): you don't stand a fucking chance!