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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.07,0:00:03.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So dipshits what have you decided?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.29,0:00:07.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like I said I'm going to be a plumber\Nyou should become an electrician
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.99,0:00:11.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plumbers are nothing short of toilet\Nrepairman
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.05,0:00:14.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to build custom bathrooms and\Nbeautiful designer kitchens
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.87,0:00:18.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh my god get your money out have your \Nass
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.30,0:00:21.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plumbers fixed plug shitters and leaky\Ntaps
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.55,0:00:26.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you will go home late every day smelling\Nlike shit and your wife will resent
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.38,0:00:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.64,0:00:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should be an electrician electricians \Ngo home at 3 oclock
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.76,0:00:35.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,smelling like money (orange haired): Fine! I'll become a \Npainter
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.37,0:00:40.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,painters make dreams come true by\Ncreating beautiful rooms & exteriors
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.03,0:00:44.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you have got to be fucking kidding me. Painters use a single tool to accomplish
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.86,0:00:46.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all of their work
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.39,0:00:51.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,electricians carry a million-dollar \Ntool bag with an arsenal of specialized
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.31,0:00:53.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tools to perform miracles
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.17,0:00:58.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck you! I'll become a tinsmith sheet\Nmetal workers have a lot of tools and are
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.42,0:00:59.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,strong and tough
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.64,0:01:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will get all the women and have a\Nshitload of money
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.88,0:01:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stop! Tin knockers cannot hold their liquor
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.14,0:01:10.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you will be deaf before you are thirty\N, will have arthritis
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.12,0:01:14.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and finally die from brain damage \Ncaused by sniffing duct sealing and
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.35,0:01:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,insulation blue
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.58,0:01:20.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,electricians are fucking immortal we eat \Nvolcanic lava,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.07,0:01:24.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,piss perfection, and shit gold. (Orange): I'm\Nthinking about being a carpenter
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.69,0:01:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll Drive a four by four diesel truck
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.72,0:01:33.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and build huge houses. (Black) Oh my fucking god, \Ncarpenters make fuck all an hour
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.42,0:01:37.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and drive nails into wood all day, every\Nday
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.16,0:01:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same boring shit I told you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.34,0:01:45.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should be an electrician. electricians\Ndrive fucking sports cars,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.39,0:01:50.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,live in huge houses, and get married to \Nhot babes with big juggs.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.02,0:01:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you live in a piece of shit double wide\Ntrailer
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.40,0:01:57.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drive your piece of shit Ford and go\Nhome to your piece of shit girlfriend
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.92,0:02:01.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how about a dry waller? (Black): dude please. (Orange): \Ntechnologist
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.73,0:02:08.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Black): hell no! (Orange): well fuck maybe I should just\Nbecome a Maytag fucking repairman
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.26,0:02:12.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're not listening to me you should\Nbecome an electrician.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.09,0:02:17.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you will never amount to anything unless\Nyou do President Obama was a fucking
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.14,0:02:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,electricians
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.98,0:02:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oprah fucking Winfrey was an electrician.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.00,0:02:24.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obi-Wan Kenobi was an elec-fucking-trician.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.37,0:02:29.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you picking up what I am laying down\N? (Orange): So,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.35,0:02:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck it. I am going to be an electrician!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.50,0:02:35.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Black): you don't stand a fucking chance!