1 00:00:00,070 --> 00:00:03,290 So dipshits what have you decided? 2 00:00:03,290 --> 00:00:07,990 like I said I'm going to be a plumber you should become an electrician 3 00:00:07,990 --> 00:00:11,050 plumbers are nothing short of toilet repairman 4 00:00:11,050 --> 00:00:14,870 I want to build custom bathrooms and beautiful designer kitchens 5 00:00:14,869 --> 00:00:18,300 oh my god get your money out have your ass 6 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:21,550 plumbers fixed plug shitters and leaky taps 7 00:00:21,550 --> 00:00:26,380 you will go home late every day smelling like shit and your wife will resent 8 00:00:26,379 --> 00:00:26,640 you 9 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:31,760 you should be an electrician electricians go home at 3 oclock 10 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,370 smelling like money (orange haired): Fine! I'll become a painter 11 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:40,030 painters make dreams come true by creating beautiful rooms & exteriors 12 00:00:40,030 --> 00:00:44,859 you have got to be fucking kidding me. Painters use a single tool to accomplish 13 00:00:44,859 --> 00:00:46,390 all of their work 14 00:00:46,390 --> 00:00:51,308 electricians carry a million-dollar tool bag with an arsenal of specialized 15 00:00:51,308 --> 00:00:53,169 tools to perform miracles 16 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:58,420 Fuck you! I'll become a tinsmith sheet metal workers have a lot of tools and are 17 00:00:58,420 --> 00:00:59,640 strong and tough 18 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,878 I will get all the women and have a shitload of money 19 00:01:02,878 --> 00:01:06,140 stop! Tin knockers cannot hold their liquor 20 00:01:06,140 --> 00:01:10,118 you will be deaf before you are thirty , will have arthritis 21 00:01:10,118 --> 00:01:14,349 and finally die from brain damage caused by sniffing duct sealing and 22 00:01:14,349 --> 00:01:15,579 insulation blue 23 00:01:15,579 --> 00:01:20,069 electricians are fucking immortal we eat volcanic lava, 24 00:01:20,069 --> 00:01:24,688 piss perfection, and shit gold. (Orange): I'm thinking about being a carpenter 25 00:01:24,688 --> 00:01:27,719 I'll Drive a four by four diesel truck 26 00:01:27,719 --> 00:01:33,420 and build huge houses. (Black) Oh my fucking god, carpenters make fuck all an hour 27 00:01:33,420 --> 00:01:37,159 and drive nails into wood all day, every day 28 00:01:37,159 --> 00:01:40,340 the same boring shit I told you 29 00:01:40,340 --> 00:01:45,390 you should be an electrician. electricians drive fucking sports cars, 30 00:01:45,390 --> 00:01:50,019 live in huge houses, and get married to hot babes with big juggs. 31 00:01:50,019 --> 00:01:53,399 you live in a piece of shit double wide trailer 32 00:01:53,399 --> 00:01:57,920 drive your piece of shit Ford and go home to your piece of shit girlfriend 33 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:01,728 how about a dry waller? (Black): dude please. (Orange): technologist 34 00:02:01,728 --> 00:02:08,258 (Black): hell no! (Orange): well fuck maybe I should just become a Maytag fucking repairman 35 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:12,089 you're not listening to me you should become an electrician. 36 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:17,140 you will never amount to anything unless you do President Obama was a fucking 37 00:02:17,139 --> 00:02:17,979 electricians 38 00:02:17,979 --> 00:02:21,000 Oprah fucking Winfrey was an electrician. 39 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,370 Obi-Wan Kenobi was an elec-fucking-trician. 40 00:02:24,370 --> 00:02:29,349 are you picking up what I am laying down ? (Orange): So, 41 00:02:29,348 --> 00:02:33,500 Fuck it. I am going to be an electrician! 42 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,669 (Black): you don't stand a fucking chance!