President Obama's Anger Translator at the 2015 White House Correspondents Dinner (Full video)
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0:00 - 0:02You know, I often joke about tensions
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0:02 - 0:05between me and the press, but
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0:05 - 0:08honestly, what they say doesn't bother me.
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0:08 - 0:10I understand we've got an adversarial system.
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0:10 - 0:12I'm a mellow sort of guy.
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0:13 - 0:17And that's why I invited Luther, my anger translator
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0:17 - 0:19to join me here tonight.
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0:35 - 0:39Hold on to your lily-white butts.
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0:41 - 0:43In our fast changing world
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0:43 - 0:46traditions like the White House Correspondents' dinner are important.
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0:46 - 0:47I mean, really!
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0:48 - 0:50What is this dinner?!
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0:52 - 0:55And why am I required to come to it?!
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0:56 - 0:59Jeb Bush, do you really want to do this?
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0:59 - 1:01Because despite our differences
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1:01 - 1:03we count on the press
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1:03 - 1:05to shed light on the most important issues of the day.
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1:05 - 1:07And we can count on Fox news
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1:07 - 1:10to terrify old white people with some nonsense.
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1:12 - 1:16Sharia laws coming to Cleveland, run for the damn hills!
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1:17 - 1:18Y'alls ridiculous.
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1:19 - 1:21We won't always see eye-to-eye.
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1:21 - 1:26Oh, and CNN, thank you so much for the wall-to-wall Ebola coverage.
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1:26 - 1:28For two whole weeks
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1:28 - 1:30we were one step away from "The Walking Dead."
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1:31 - 1:35And then y'all got up and just moved on to the next thing.
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1:35 - 1:36That was awesome.
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1:36 - 1:39Oh, and by the way, just if you haven't noticed
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1:39 - 1:41you don't have Ebola!
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1:43 - 1:46But I still deeply appreciate the work that you do.
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1:47 - 1:51Y'all remember when I had that big old hole in the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico?
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1:51 - 1:53and then I plugged it!?
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1:53 - 1:54Remember that?!
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1:54 - 1:58Which "Obama's Katrina" was that one?
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1:58 - 2:01Was that 19 or was it 20, because I can't remember.
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2:03 - 2:06Protecting our democracy is more important than ever.
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2:06 - 2:10For example, the Supreme Court ruled that the donor who gave Ted Cruz
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2:10 - 2:13$6 million was just exercising free speech.
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2:13 - 2:15Yeah, that's the kind of speech like this
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2:15 - 2:18"I just wasted $6 million."
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2:20 - 2:22And it's not just Republicans.
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2:22 - 2:25Hillary will have to raise huge sums of money too.
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2:25 - 2:27Oh yeah.
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2:28 - 2:31She's going to get that money!
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2:32 - 2:35She's going to get all the money!
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2:36 - 2:40Khaleesi is coming to Westeros!
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2:43 - 2:45So watch out!
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2:48 - 2:51The nonstop focus on billionaire donors creates
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2:51 - 2:53real problems for our democracy.
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2:53 - 2:55And that's why we running for our third term!
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2:55 - 2:56No we're not.
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2:56 - 2:57-We're not?
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2:57 - 2:59Who the hell said that!?
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3:02 - 3:04But we do need to stay focused on some big challenges.
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3:04 - 3:05Like climate change.
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3:05 - 3:07Hey listen y'all, if you haven't noticed
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3:07 - 3:11California is bone dry!
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3:11 - 3:15It looks like a trailer for the new Mad Max movie up in there.
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3:16 - 3:21Y'all think that Bradley Cooper came here because he wants to talk to Chuck Todd?
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3:22 - 3:25He needed a glass of water!
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3:25 - 3:27Come on!
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3:27 - 3:29The science is clear.
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3:31 - 3:32The science is clear.
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3:32 - 3:37Nine out of the ten hottest years ever came in the last decade.
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3:37 - 3:41Now, I'm not a scientist but I do know how to count to ten.
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3:41 - 3:44Rising seas, more violent storms
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3:44 - 3:45You got mosquitoes
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3:45 - 3:49sweaty people on the train, stinking it up.
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3:49 - 3:50It's just nasty.
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3:50 - 3:53I mean look at... what... who
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3:53 - 3:55Look at what's happening right now.
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3:55 - 3:57Every serious scientist says we need to act.
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3:57 - 3:58Yeah.
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3:58 - 4:01The Pentagon says it's a national security risk.
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4:02 - 4:04Miami floods on a sunny day and
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4:04 - 4:08instead of doing anything about it, we've got elected officials throwing snow balls in the Senate!
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4:08 - 4:09-Okay, okay, Mr.-
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4:09 - 4:10Okay, I think I got it bro.
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4:10 - 4:12It is crazy.
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4:12 - 4:14-What about our kids!?
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4:14 - 4:16What kind of stupid, short-sighted
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4:16 - 4:18irresponsible bull-
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4:18 - 4:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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4:20 - 4:21Hey!
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4:21 - 4:22-What!?
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4:22 - 4:23What? No, hey!
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4:31 - 4:33What?
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4:33 - 4:35All due respect, sir
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4:35 - 4:37you don't need an anger translator.
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4:38 - 4:40You need counseling.
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4:41 - 4:42So now I'm out of here.
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4:42 - 4:45I ain't trying to get into all this.
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4:45 - 4:46Go.
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4:58 - 4:59He crazy.
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5:03 - 5:06Luther, my anger translator, ladies and gentleman.
- Title:
- President Obama's Anger Translator at the 2015 White House Correspondents Dinner (Full video)
- Description:
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Key and Peele anger translator, "Luther," shows up to vent some of President Obama's frustrations with climate change deniers at the 2015 White House Correspondents' Dinner.
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