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19 MORE CRAZY VINES (That Don't Exist)

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    (Anthony) Why do they call it Vine?
    Why not six second YouTube?
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    (Ian) SHUT UP!!
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    We STILL don't have a Vine account.
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    But if we did, here's what you'd see.
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    Vine
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    (moronic giggling)
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    Huh?
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    What the f*ck?!
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    Vine
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    (screaming)
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    Oooh!
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    You just got cream pied, bitch!
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    Vine
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    Hey guys, so today we're gonna--
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    Whoooaaa!
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    Aarrrrgh!
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    Ian, save me!!!
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    Vine
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    What it feels like when you
    meet the girl of your dreams
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    ♪ (steamy music) ♪
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    Sexy time.
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    What it's actually like.
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    Uh...I like your boobs!
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    (whimpers)
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    Dine
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    Man, this show sucks!
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    (panned laughter)
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    Mine.
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    (baby cooing)
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    - Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    - Hrrrr! Hrrrr! Mmm!
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    Spine.
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    After a long hard day,
    it's good to finally be home
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    to sit in my favorite chair!
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    - Hi.
    - AAAAAAAH!
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    Shine.
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    (whale singing)
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    Design.
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    What it feels like when
    your favorite song comes on.
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    ♪ (dat hip music) ♪
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    What it's actually like.
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    (groaning)
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    (Anthony) Hey, shut up!
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    Whoaaa!
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    Prime.
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    Black people be like...
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    Maaaaan!
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    I hate Nickleback!
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    Climb.
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    White people be like...
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    Maaaaaan!
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    I hate Nickleback.
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    Blind.
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    What does the fox say?
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    Hah! You, fire!
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    Mission complete.
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    Ha! Come on!
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    Grand master!
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    Mime.
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    I was like, "Don't tell me how
    to make how to make a cake!"
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    Whoaaa, damn girl!
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    I'm pregnant!
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    Eewwwwww!
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    Just kidding! I'm just really fat.
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    Swine. Flu.
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    All you think are so bushy just because--
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    Damn, this girl is rachet!
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    - Let me tell you something...
    - OH!
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    Rind.
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    Does anyone know CPR?!
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    - I do!
    - Ah, f*cking nerd!
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    (all laugh)
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    Feline.
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    After a long, hard day
    of eating crappy Mexican food,
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    it's good to finally be home
    and sit on my favorite toilet!
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    - (sighs)
    - Hi!
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    OH MY GOD!
    GET YOUR NAKED ASS OFF ME!
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    Incline.
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    I love Pin the Tail on the Donkey!
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    (Anthony) Yup, almost there son!
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    - Heh heh heh heh.
    - (engine revving)
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    That's gonna make a great Vine.
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    Trine.
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    (We're not sponsored.)
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    (We're just seriously running out
    of words that rhyme with Vine.)
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    (babies cooing)
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    (..."babies" "cooing")
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    Slime...er.
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    Oh, here comes the drop!
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    ♪ (dupstep music) ♪
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    Heh heh heh.
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    Oh my god, these Vines are hilarious!
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    (choking)
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    Oh, oh my god!
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    Oh my god!
    Does anyone know CPR?
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    I do!
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    (laughter)
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    Bye, nerd!
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    But I still really need CPR though.
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    (death rattle)
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    Well, this sucks.
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    DIRECTED BY THE ENTIRE CAST OF EXPENDABLES 3
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    WRITTEN BY M. NIGHT SHAMALAMAWHATEVER
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    (Anthony) Hey, guys! If you want to see
    some bloopers from this video
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    and some more Vines we made that didn't
    make it in the video like this one...
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    ♪ I love Dixon Cider and I
    will till the day that I dieeee!     ♪
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    ..click that box on the left.
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    (Ian) And click that big-ass video on
    the right to watch the Honest Trailer
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    we made for Skyrim.
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    A warrior who swings their sword
    left and right while running around
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    like a crazy person!
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    A mage who unlocks dozens of spells
    that they'll only end up using once!
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    (Anthony) If you've played Skyrim,
    I think you'll find it funny!
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    (Ian) And if you haven't played Skyrim,
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    I think you'll find it not quite as funny.
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    (Anthony) Make sure you click that
    big-ass yellow button to sub...subscrVine.
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    Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
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    (whispers) But click it anyway....bitch!
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    [visit www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube
    to see other videos or to make a request]
Title:
19 MORE CRAZY VINES (That Don't Exist)
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:54

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