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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.96,0:00:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Anthony) Why do they call it Vine?\NWhy not six second YouTube?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.96,0:00:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian) SHUT UP!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.25,0:00:08.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We STILL don't have a Vine account.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.59,0:00:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if we did, here's what you'd see.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.35,0:00:10.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.84,0:00:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(moronic giggling)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.50,0:00:13.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.08,0:00:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the f*ck?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.05,0:00:16.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.73,0:00:18.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.96,0:00:20.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.89,0:00:22.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just got cream pied, bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.68,0:00:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.25,0:00:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey guys, so today we're gonna--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.70,0:00:26.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoooaaa!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.39,0:00:27.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aarrrrgh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.12,0:00:30.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian, save me!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.34,0:00:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.90,0:00:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What it feels like when you \Nmeet the girl of your dreams
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.20,0:00:36.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (steamy music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.05,0:00:37.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sexy time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.10,0:00:39.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What it's actually like.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.23,0:00:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh...I like your boobs!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.50,0:00:42.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whimpers)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.91,0:00:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.95,0:00:47.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, this show sucks!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.57,0:00:50.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(panned laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.32,0:00:50.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.47,0:00:54.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(baby cooing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.64,0:00:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!\N- Hrrrr! Hrrrr! Mmm!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.98,0:00:58.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.67,0:01:01.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After a long hard day, \Nit's good to finally be home
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.35,0:01:02.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to sit in my favorite chair!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.10,0:01:04.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hi.\N- AAAAAAAH!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.79,0:01:05.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.64,0:01:09.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whale singing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.75,0:01:10.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Design.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.36,0:01:12.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What it feels like when \Nyour favorite song comes on.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.62,0:01:15.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (dat hip music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.67,0:01:16.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What it's actually like.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.04,0:01:18.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.93,0:01:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Anthony) Hey, shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.90,0:01:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoaaa!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.95,0:01:21.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prime.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.60,0:01:22.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Black people be like...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.87,0:01:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maaaaan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.15,0:01:25.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate Nickleback!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.54,0:01:26.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Climb.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.21,0:01:27.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,White people be like...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.48,0:01:29.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maaaaaan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.66,0:01:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate Nickleback.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.19,0:01:31.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blind.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.01,0:01:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does the fox say?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.48,0:01:34.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hah! You, fire!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.44,0:01:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mission complete.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.51,0:01:36.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha! Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.43,0:01:37.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grand master!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.31,0:01:37.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mime.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.95,0:01:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, "Don't tell me how \Nto make how to make a cake!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.84,0:01:41.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoaaa, damn girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.73,0:01:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm pregnant!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.44,0:01:45.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eewwwwww!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.38,0:01:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just kidding! I'm just really fat.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.17,0:01:48.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Swine. Flu.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.72,0:01:50.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}All you think are so bushy just because--{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.71,0:01:52.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn, this girl is rachet!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.45,0:01:54.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- {\i1}Let me tell you something...{\i0}\N- OH!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.28,0:01:54.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rind.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.94,0:01:56.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does anyone know CPR?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.89,0:01:59.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I do!\N- Ah, f*cking nerd!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.35,0:02:01.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(all laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.86,0:02:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feline.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.53,0:02:04.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After a long, hard day \Nof eating crappy Mexican food,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.91,0:02:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's good to finally be home\Nand sit on my favorite toilet!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.75,0:02:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (sighs)\N- Hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.32,0:02:11.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OH MY GOD!\NGET YOUR NAKED ASS OFF ME!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.97,0:02:12.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Incline.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.60,0:02:15.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love Pin the Tail on the Donkey!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.80,0:02:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Anthony) Yup, almost there son!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.70,0:02:19.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Heh heh heh heh.\N- (engine revving)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.15,0:02:21.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's gonna make a great Vine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.06,0:02:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.91,0:02:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(We're not sponsored.)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.72,0:02:25.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(We're just seriously running out \Nof words that rhyme with Vine.)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.84,0:02:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(babies cooing)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.01,0:02:31.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(..."babies" "cooing")
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.67,0:02:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Slime...er.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.56,0:02:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, here comes the drop!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.97,0:02:38.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (dupstep music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.93,0:02:40.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heh heh heh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.32,0:02:42.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god, these Vines are hilarious!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.38,0:02:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(choking)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.42,0:02:46.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.57,0:02:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god!\NDoes anyone know CPR?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.76,0:02:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.69,0:02:51.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.05,0:02:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye, nerd!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.50,0:02:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I still really need CPR though.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.76,0:02:56.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(death rattle)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.92,0:02:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, this sucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.26,0:03:03.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DIRECTED BY THE ENTIRE CAST OF EXPENDABLES 3
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.26,0:03:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WRITTEN BY M. NIGHT SHAMALAMAWHATEVER
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.07,0:03:07.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Anthony) Hey, guys! If you want to see\Nsome bloopers from this video
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.100,0:03:11.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and some more Vines we made that didn't \Nmake it in the video like this one...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.06,0:03:17.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ {\i1}I love Dixon Cider and I \Nwill till the day that I dieeee!{\i0} ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.82,0:03:18.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..click that box on the left.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.27,0:03:22.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian) And click that big-ass video on\Nthe right to watch the Honest Trailer
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.47,0:03:23.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we made for Skyrim.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.86,0:03:26.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}A warrior who swings their sword\Nleft and right while running around{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.67,0:03:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}like a crazy person!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.98,0:03:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}A mage who unlocks dozens of spells \Nthat they'll only end up using once!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.44,0:03:34.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Anthony) If you've played Skyrim, \NI think you'll find it funny!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.07,0:03:36.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian) And if you haven't played Skyrim,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.90,0:03:38.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you'll find it not quite as funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.90,0:03:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Anthony) Make sure you click that \Nbig-ass yellow button to sub...subscrVine.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.79,0:03:45.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.86,0:03:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whispers) But click it anyway....bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.36,0:03:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[visit www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube \Nto see other videos or to make a request]