(Anthony) Why do they call it Vine?
Why not six second YouTube?

(Ian) SHUT UP!!

We STILL don't have a Vine account.

But if we did, here's what you'd see.

Vine

(moronic giggling)

Huh?

What the f*ck?!

Vine

(screaming)

Oooh!

You just got cream pied, bitch!

Vine

Hey guys, so today we're gonna--

Whoooaaa!

Aarrrrgh!

Ian, save me!!!

Vine

What it feels like when you 
meet the girl of your dreams

♪ (steamy music) ♪

Sexy time.

What it's actually like.

Uh...I like your boobs!

(whimpers)

Dine

Man, this show sucks!

(panned laughter)

Mine.

(baby cooing)

- Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- Hrrrr! Hrrrr! Mmm!

Spine.

After a long hard day, 
it's good to finally be home

to sit in my favorite chair!

- Hi.
- AAAAAAAH!

Shine.

(whale singing)

Design.

What it feels like when 
your favorite song comes on.

♪ (dat hip music) ♪

What it's actually like.

(groaning)

(Anthony) Hey, shut up!

Whoaaa!

Prime.

Black people be like...

Maaaaan!

I hate Nickleback!

Climb.

White people be like...

Maaaaaan!

I hate Nickleback.

Blind.

What does the fox say?

Hah! You, fire!

Mission complete.

Ha! Come on!

Grand master!

Mime.

I was like, "Don't tell me how 
to make how to make a cake!"

Whoaaa, damn girl!

I'm pregnant!

Eewwwwww!

Just kidding! I'm just really fat.

Swine. Flu.

<i>All you think are so bushy just because--</i>

Damn, this girl is rachet!

- <i>Let me tell you something...</i>
- OH!

Rind.

Does anyone know CPR?!

- I do!
- Ah, f*cking nerd!

(all laugh)

Feline.

After a long, hard day 
of eating crappy Mexican food,

it's good to finally be home
and sit on my favorite toilet!

- (sighs)
- Hi!

OH MY GOD!
GET YOUR NAKED ASS OFF ME!

Incline.

I love Pin the Tail on the Donkey!

(Anthony) Yup, almost there son!

- Heh heh heh heh.
- (engine revving)

That's gonna make a great Vine.

Trine.

(We're not sponsored.)

(We're just seriously running out 
of words that rhyme with Vine.)

(babies cooing)

(..."babies" "cooing")

Slime...er.

Oh, here comes the drop!

♪ (dupstep music) ♪

Heh heh heh.

Oh my god, these Vines are hilarious!

(choking)

Oh, oh my god!

Oh my god!
Does anyone know CPR?

I do!

(laughter)

Bye, nerd!

But I still really need CPR though.

(death rattle)

Well, this sucks.

DIRECTED BY THE ENTIRE CAST OF EXPENDABLES 3

WRITTEN BY M. NIGHT SHAMALAMAWHATEVER

(Anthony) Hey, guys! If you want to see
some bloopers from this video

and some more Vines we made that didn't 
make it in the video like this one...

♪ <i>I love Dixon Cider and I 
will till the day that I dieeee!</i> ♪

..click that box on the left.

(Ian) And click that big-ass video on
the right to watch the Honest Trailer

we made for Skyrim.

<i>A warrior who swings their sword
left and right while running around</i>

<i>like a crazy person!</i>

<i>A mage who unlocks dozens of spells 
that they'll only end up using once!</i>

(Anthony) If you've played Skyrim, 
I think you'll find it funny!

(Ian) And if you haven't played Skyrim,

I think you'll find it not quite as funny.

(Anthony) Make sure you click that 
big-ass yellow button to sub...subscrVine.

Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.

(whispers) But click it anyway....bitch!

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