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(Anthony) Why do they call it Vine?[br]Why not six second YouTube?

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(Ian) SHUT UP!!

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We STILL don't have a Vine account.

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But if we did, here's what you'd see.

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Vine

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(moronic giggling)

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Huh?

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What the f*ck?!

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Vine

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(screaming)

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Oooh!

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You just got cream pied, bitch!

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Vine

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Hey guys, so today we're gonna--

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Whoooaaa!

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Aarrrrgh!

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Ian, save me!!!

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Vine

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What it feels like when you [br]meet the girl of your dreams

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♪ (steamy music) ♪

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Sexy time.

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What it's actually like.

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Uh...I like your boobs!

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(whimpers)

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Dine

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Man, this show sucks!

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(panned laughter)

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Mine.

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(baby cooing)

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- Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee![br]- Hrrrr! Hrrrr! Mmm!

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Spine.

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After a long hard day, [br]it's good to finally be home

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to sit in my favorite chair!

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- Hi.[br]- AAAAAAAH!

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Shine.

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(whale singing)

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Design.

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What it feels like when [br]your favorite song comes on.

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♪ (dat hip music) ♪

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What it's actually like.

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(groaning)

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(Anthony) Hey, shut up!

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Whoaaa!

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Prime.

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Black people be like...

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Maaaaan!

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I hate Nickleback!

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Climb.

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White people be like...

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Maaaaaan!

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I hate Nickleback.

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Blind.

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What does the fox say?

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Hah! You, fire!

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Mission complete.

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Ha! Come on!

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Grand master!

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Mime.

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I was like, "Don't tell me how [br]to make how to make a cake!"

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Whoaaa, damn girl!

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I'm pregnant!

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Eewwwwww!

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Just kidding! I'm just really fat.

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Swine. Flu.

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<i>All you think are so bushy just because--</i>

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Damn, this girl is rachet!

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- <i>Let me tell you something...</i>[br]- OH!

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Rind.

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Does anyone know CPR?!

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- I do![br]- Ah, f*cking nerd!

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(all laugh)

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Feline.

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After a long, hard day [br]of eating crappy Mexican food,

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it's good to finally be home[br]and sit on my favorite toilet!

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- (sighs)[br]- Hi!

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OH MY GOD![br]GET YOUR NAKED ASS OFF ME!

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Incline.

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I love Pin the Tail on the Donkey!

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(Anthony) Yup, almost there son!

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- Heh heh heh heh.[br]- (engine revving)

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That's gonna make a great Vine.

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Trine.

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(We're not sponsored.)

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(We're just seriously running out [br]of words that rhyme with Vine.)

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(babies cooing)

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(..."babies" "cooing")

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Slime...er.

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Oh, here comes the drop!

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♪ (dupstep music) ♪

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Heh heh heh.

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Oh my god, these Vines are hilarious!

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(choking)

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Oh, oh my god!

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Oh my god![br]Does anyone know CPR?

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I do!

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(laughter)

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Bye, nerd!

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But I still really need CPR though.

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(death rattle)

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Well, this sucks.

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DIRECTED BY THE ENTIRE CAST OF EXPENDABLES 3

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WRITTEN BY M. NIGHT SHAMALAMAWHATEVER

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(Anthony) Hey, guys! If you want to see[br]some bloopers from this video

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and some more Vines we made that didn't [br]make it in the video like this one...

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♪ <i>I love Dixon Cider and I [br]will till the day that I dieeee!</i> ♪

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..click that box on the left.

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(Ian) And click that big-ass video on[br]the right to watch the Honest Trailer

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we made for Skyrim.

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<i>A warrior who swings their sword[br]left and right while running around</i>

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<i>like a crazy person!</i>

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<i>A mage who unlocks dozens of spells [br]that they'll only end up using once!</i>

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(Anthony) If you've played Skyrim, [br]I think you'll find it funny!

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(Ian) And if you haven't played Skyrim,

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I think you'll find it not quite as funny.

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(Anthony) Make sure you click that [br]big-ass yellow button to sub...subscrVine.

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Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.

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(whispers) But click it anyway....bitch!

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