The Best of SNL's Stefon

Anyone who is familiar with "SNL" staple Stefon knows that this character has everything: Fun mannerisms, exciting New York nightlife tips, weird bangs, and an inability to know what he's actually going to say next. Bill Hader and John Mulaney's creation definitely goes down as one of the best "Weekend Update" correspondents ever, so we compiled his best moments all in one place.

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if you're some dumb folks
looking to just get murdered

New York's hottest club is
"Mmmhmmm"

New York's hottest club is
"Twice"

New York's hottest club is
(Duck Noise)

New York's hottest club is
"Spicy"

New York's hottest club is
"Your mother and I are separating"

New York's hottest club is....
"Kevin?"

Opened at gunpoint...

located in a haunted synagogue,

this upper lower side hotspot
is the creation of italian

reggae singer Rasta Primavera

Opened in 2017
on the Upper East Side of a dumpster

built on a dare by 90 year old
club promoter

Fuji Howser MD

based on the novel "Push"
by Sapphire

open at gunpoint in a Lady Footlocker

this Long Island cold spot is managed by

infamous gay running back
Blow-Jay Simpson

needless to say
this place has everything:

stick balls, pickpockets, Cookie Crisp,
and look who's at the bar

that Kate Moss?

No, it's a Pakistani family that
cuts in line at Universal Studios

This place has everything:
brooms, scrunchies, screw heads

a shaved lion that looks like Mario Batali

and this Valentine's Day
you can lose yourself

on the dance floor surrounded
by twelve dancing Jewpids

Jewpids?

Jewish Cupids

Cool

they just want you to meet
someone nice and settle down

this place has everything:
shoots, ladders

the outdoor concert
from a Zoloft commercial

a doorman who always
high-fives children of divorce

this place is going to have everything
ghosts, ghouls, goblins, my son

and that TV channel at the hotel
that's like about the hotel

well they have
a Jewish Dracula

Oh what's his name?

Sidney Applebaum

this place has everything: asbestos,
lupus, the magazines at Supercuts

Dan Cortez

Kiss me I'm Irish

If you insist

Oh