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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:04.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you're some dumb folks\Nlooking to just get murdered
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.14,0:00:12.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,New York's hottest club is\N"Mmmhmmm"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.70,0:00:16.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,New York's hottest club is\N"Twice"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.94,0:00:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,New York's hottest club is\N(Duck Noise)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.16,0:00:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,New York's hottest club is\N"Spicy"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.71,0:00:31.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,New York's hottest club is \N"Your mother and I are separating"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.89,0:00:36.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,New York's hottest club is....\N"Kevin?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.98,0:00:41.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Opened at gunpoint...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.77,0:00:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,located in a haunted synagogue,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.24,0:00:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this upper lower side hotspot\Nis the creation of italian
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.24,0:00:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reggae singer Rasta Primavera
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.76,0:00:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Opened in 2017 \Non the Upper East Side of a dumpster
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.06,0:01:02.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,built on a dare by 90 year old\Nclub promoter
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.30,0:01:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuji Howser MD
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.28,0:01:07.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,based on the novel "Push"\Nby Sapphire
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.42,0:01:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,open at gunpoint in a Lady Footlocker
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.67,0:01:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this Long Island cold spot is managed by
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.98,0:01:18.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,infamous gay running back\NBlow-Jay Simpson
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.49,0:01:22.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,needless to say \Nthis place has everything:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.65,0:01:27.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stick balls, pickpockets, Cookie Crisp,\Nand look who's at the bar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.44,0:01:28.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that Kate Moss?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.49,0:01:33.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's a Pakistani family that\Ncuts in line at Universal Studios
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.22,0:01:38.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This place has everything: \Nbrooms, scrunchies, screw heads
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.76,0:01:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a shaved lion that looks like Mario Batali
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.38,0:01:47.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this Valentine's Day\Nyou can lose yourself
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.74,0:01:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the dance floor surrounded\Nby twelve dancing Jewpids
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.74,0:01:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jewpids?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.00,0:01:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jewish Cupids
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.78,0:01:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cool
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.98,0:01:56.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they just want you to meet\Nsomeone nice and settle down
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.64,0:02:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this place has everything:\Nshoots, ladders
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.56,0:02:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the outdoor concert \Nfrom a Zoloft commercial
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.19,0:02:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a doorman who always \Nhigh-fives children of divorce
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.47,0:02:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this place is going to have everything\Nghosts, ghouls, goblins, my son
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.25,0:02:28.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that TV channel at the hotel\Nthat's like about the hotel
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.71,0:02:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well they have \Na Jewish Dracula
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.58,0:02:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh what's his name?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.40,0:02:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sidney Applebaum
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.67,0:02:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this place has everything: asbestos,\Nlupus, the magazines at Supercuts
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.37,0:02:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dan Cortez
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.67,0:02:50.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kiss me I'm Irish
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.65,0:02:51.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you insist
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.58,0:02:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh