Dumb Ways to Die

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© Metro Trains

[soft acoustic guitar playing]

[woman singing] Set fire to your hair.

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.

Eat medicine that’s out of date.

Use your private parts as Piranha bait.

[man and woman sing harmony] Dumb ways to die,

so many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,

so many dumb ways to die.

[woman sings alone] Get your toast out with a fork,

Do your own electrical work.

Teach your self how to fly.

Eat a two week old un-refrigerated pie.

[choir joins] Dumb ways to die,

so many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,

so many dumb ways to die.

[woman sings] Invite a psycho killer inside.

Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride.

Take your helmet off in outer space.

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place.

[choir] Dumb ways to die,

so many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,

so many dumb ways to die.

[woman sings] Keep a rattle snake as a pet.

Sell both your kidneys on the internet.

Eat a tube of super glue.

"I wonder what’s this red button do?"

[choir] Dumb ways to die,

so many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,

so many dumb ways to die.

[woman somber singing] Dress up like a moose during hunting season.

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason.

[choir, jazz feel] Stand on the edge of a train station platform.

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing.

Run across the tracks between the platforms.

They may not rhyme,

but they're quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die,

the dumbest ways to die.

Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie,

so many dumb,

so many dumb ways to die.

[woman speaking] Be safe around trains - a message from Metro