[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.02,0:00:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[soft acoustic guitar playing]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.60,0:00:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[woman singing] Set fire to your hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.66,0:00:10.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.59,0:00:14.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eat medicine that’s out of date.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.42,0:00:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Use your private parts as Piranha bait.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.44,0:00:22.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[man and woman sing harmony] Dumb ways to die,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.02,0:00:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so many dumb ways to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.86,0:00:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.44,0:00:33.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so many dumb ways to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.10,0:00:38.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[woman sings alone] Get your toast out with a fork,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.55,0:00:43.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do your own electrical work.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.15,0:00:46.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Teach your self how to fly.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.38,0:00:50.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eat a two week old un-refrigerated pie.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.68,0:00:53.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[choir joins] Dumb ways to die,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.82,0:00:57.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so many dumb ways to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.67,0:01:01.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.38,0:01:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so many dumb ways to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.28,0:01:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[woman sings] Invite a psycho killer inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.50,0:01:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.60,0:01:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take your helmet off in outer space.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.36,0:01:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.34,0:01:23.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[choir] Dumb ways to die,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.86,0:01:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so many dumb ways to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.69,0:01:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.40,0:01:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so many dumb ways to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.23,0:01:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[woman sings] Keep a rattle snake as a pet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.86,0:01:42.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sell both your kidneys on the internet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.91,0:01:46.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eat a tube of super glue.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.57,0:01:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I wonder what’s this red button do?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.60,0:01:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[choir] Dumb ways to die,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.05,0:01:58.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so many dumb ways to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.14,0:02:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.28,0:02:08.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so many dumb ways to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.19,0:02:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[woman somber singing] Dress up like a moose during hunting season.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.59,0:02:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.59,0:02:24.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[choir, jazz feel] Stand on the edge of a train station platform.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.32,0:02:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.16,0:02:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Run across the tracks between the platforms.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.44,0:02:33.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They may not rhyme,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.70,0:02:35.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but they're quite possibly
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.87,0:02:38.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dumbest ways to die,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.100,0:02:42.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the dumbest ways to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.77,0:02:49.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.64,0:02:51.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so many dumb,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.42,0:02:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so many dumb ways to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.56,0:02:59.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[woman speaking] Be safe around trains - a message from Metro