[soft acoustic guitar playing]
[woman singing] Set fire to your hair.
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.
Eat medicine that’s out of date.
Use your private parts as Piranha bait.
[man and woman sing harmony] Dumb ways to die,
so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,
so many dumb ways to die.
[woman sings alone] Get your toast out with a fork,
Do your own electrical work.
Teach your self how to fly.
Eat a two week old un-refrigerated pie.
[choir joins] Dumb ways to die,
so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,
so many dumb ways to die.
[woman sings] Invite a psycho killer inside.
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride.
Take your helmet off in outer space.
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place.
[choir] Dumb ways to die,
so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,
so many dumb ways to die.
[woman sings] Keep a rattle snake as a pet.
Sell both your kidneys on the internet.
Eat a tube of super glue.
"I wonder what’s this red button do?"
[choir] Dumb ways to die,
so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,
so many dumb ways to die.
[woman somber singing] Dress up like a moose during hunting season.
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason.
[choir, jazz feel] Stand on the edge of a train station platform.
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing.
Run across the tracks between the platforms.
They may not rhyme,
but they're quite possibly
Dumbest ways to die,
the dumbest ways to die.
Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie,
so many dumb,
so many dumb ways to die.
[woman speaking] Be safe around trains - a message from Metro