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[soft acoustic guitar playing]

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[woman singing] Set fire to your hair.

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Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.

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Eat medicine that’s out of date.

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Use your private parts as Piranha bait.

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[man and woman sing harmony] Dumb ways to die,

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so many dumb ways to die.

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Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,

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so many dumb ways to die.

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[woman sings alone] Get your toast out with a fork,

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Do your own electrical work.

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Teach your self how to fly.

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Eat a two week old un-refrigerated pie.

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[choir joins] Dumb ways to die,

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so many dumb ways to die.

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Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,

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so many dumb ways to die.

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[woman sings] Invite a psycho killer inside.

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Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride.

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Take your helmet off in outer space.

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Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place.

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[choir] Dumb ways to die,

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so many dumb ways to die.

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Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,

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so many dumb ways to die.

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[woman sings] Keep a rattle snake as a pet.

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Sell both your kidneys on the internet.

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Eat a tube of super glue.

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"I wonder what’s this red button do?"

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[choir] Dumb ways to die,

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so many dumb ways to die.

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Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,

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so many dumb ways to die.

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[woman somber singing] Dress up like a moose during hunting season.

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Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason.

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[choir, jazz feel] Stand on the edge of a train station platform.

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Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing.

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Run across the tracks between the platforms.

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They may not rhyme,

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but they're quite possibly

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Dumbest ways to die,

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the dumbest ways to die.

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Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie,

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so many dumb,

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so many dumb ways to die.

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[woman speaking] Be safe around trains - a message from Metro