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Chris Rock - Black People VS. Niggaz (Bring the Pain 1996)

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    (applause)
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    Now we got a lot of things, a lot of racism
    going on in the world right now.
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    Who's more racist?!
    Black people, or white people?
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    Black people! You know why?
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    Cuz we hate black people too!
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    (Laughter)
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    Everything white people don't like
    about black people,
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    black people really don't like about black people.
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    (laughter)
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    There's some shit going on with
    black people right now.
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    It's like the Civil War going on with black people.
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    And there's two sides.
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    There's black people.
    And there's Niggers.
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    (Laughter)
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    The Niggers have got to go!
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    Every time black people want to have a good time
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    Ignant ass Niggers fuck it up!
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    (Laughter & applause)
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    You can't do shit!
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    (Applause & cheers)
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    You can't do SHIT without some
    ignant ass Niggers fuckin' it up!
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    Can't do nuthin'!
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    Can't keep a disco open more than three weeks!
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    (Laughter & applause)
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    Grand Opening! Grand Closing!
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    Can't go to a movie the first week it come out! Why?!
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    Cuz Niggers are shootin' at the screen.
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    What kind of ignorant shit is that?
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    Hey, this is a good movie.
    It's so good I gotta bust a cap in here!
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    Hey, I love black people,
    but I hate Niggers boy!
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    Oh I hate Niggers! Boy I wish'd
    they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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    (laughter & cheering)
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    Shit, I'd do a drive by from here to Brooklyn.
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    Tired of Niggers man!
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    Ya can't have shit when you're around Niggers.
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    You can't have shit.You can't have no big screen TV!
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    You can have it but you'd better move it in at 3 in the morning!
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    Paint it white, hope Niggers think it's a bassinet!
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    Can't have shit in your house! Why?!
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    Cuz Niggers'll break in your house,
    Niggers who live next door to you
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    break in your house, come over the next day
    and go 'I heard you got robbed!"
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    (Cheers, laughter & applause)
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    Like Nigger, you know you robbed me!
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    You ain't hear shit, cuz you was doing shit!
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    Damn! I'm tired of Niggers!
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    Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired of Niggers Man!
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    Damn Man! You know what the worst thing about Niggers?
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    Niggers always want some
    credit for some shit they supposed to do.
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    For some shit they just supposed to do.
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    A Nigger will brag about
    some shit a normal man just does.
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    A Nigger says some shit like,
    "I take care of my kids!" (acting smug and proud)
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    You supposed to ya dumb Motherfucker!
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    What are you talkin' about?
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    (Applause & cheers)
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    What are you bragging about?
    What kind of ignorant shit is that?
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    I ain't never been to jail!
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    What you want a cookie?!
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    You not supposed to go to jail,
    ya low expectation havin' Motherfucker!
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    (Laughter & applause)
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    (Cheers & applause)
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    Fuck man!
    I'm tired of this shit!
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    You know what the worst thing about Niggers?
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    The WORST thing about Niggers?!
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    Niggers love to NOT know.
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    Nuttin' make a Nigger happier than not
    knowin the answer to your question.
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    Just ask a Nigger a question.
    Any Nigger!
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    Hey Nigga, what's the capitol of Zaire?
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    I don't know dat shit!
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    Keepin' it real!
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    (Laughter & applause)
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    Niggers love to keep it real.
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    Real dumb!
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    (Laughter & applause & TRUTH)
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    Niggers hate knowledge.
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    Shit. Niggers break into your house
    you want to save your money?
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    Put it in your books.
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    Cuz Niggers don't read.
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    Just put the money in the books.
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    Shit books are like Kryptonite to a Nigger.
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    Here's a book!
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    AAHHH!!
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    NO!
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    NOT A BOOK! NO!
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    NOOOO!
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    Tired of this shit!
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    Man your kids can't fuckin' play nowhere.
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    Every year the space gets smaller!
    Okay, you can go from that corner to that corner.
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    Oh, you can go from that gate to that gate.
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    By the time that Fucker's 10 he's just hoppin' in a circle like.
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    (Applause & laughter)
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    Tired of this shit man!
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    Tired. Tired. Tired.
    Fe. Fi. Fo. Figga. Boy I hate a Nigger!
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    Boy. Tired of this shit man!
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    TIRED man!
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    Niggers just ignant .
    Love being, singing 'bout ignorance.
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    I heard some song the other day,
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    ♪ It's the first of the month.♪
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    Niggers are singing welfare carols!
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    ♪ On the first day of welfare my true love gave to me --♪
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    ♪ I wish you a Merry Welfare and a Happy Food Stamp!♪
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    The fuck is going on?!
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    What the fuck is going on?
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    Now they got some shit they trying to get rid of welfare.
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    Every time you see welfare in the news
    they always show black people.
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    Black people don't give a fuck about welfare.
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    Niggers are shakin' in they boots.
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    Boy they gonna take our shit!
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    Shit, a black man that got 2 jobs,
    going to work everyday hates a Nigger on welfare.
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    Like, Nigger get a job!
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    I got 2 ya can't get one?!
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    (Laughter & applause)
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    I would give your lazy ass one of mine,
    but you'd get fucked up and get laid off
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    they wouldn't hire another Nigger for 10 years!
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    Shit, a black woman that got 2 kids,
    going to work everyday bustin' her ass
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    HATES a bitch with 9 kids gittin' a welfare check.
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    Like, bitch stop fuckin'!
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    Stop fucking! Stop it!
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    Put the dick down!
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    Put it down!
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    Get a job! Yes, you can get a job!
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    Get a job holdin' dicks!
    Whatever you do, get paid to do it!
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    Tired of this shit man!
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    I'm tired! Tired. Tired.
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    It ain't all black people on welfare shit!
    White people on welfare too!
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    (Applause)
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    We can't give a fuck about them!
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    But we just gotta do our own thing.
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    Can't go, oh they fucked up, we can be fucked up!
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    That's ignant!
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    White people don't care!
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    First of all they try to make it look like,
    they ain't even that many black people in the country. okay?
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    Black people are 10% of the fuckin' population.
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    Black people are New York, D.C.,
    L.A., Chicago, Atlanta. Like 10 places. Okay?
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    (Applause)
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    Okay?! 10 places!
    Ain't no black people in Minnesota!
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    The only black people in Minnesota
    is Prince (RIP) and Kirby Puckett.
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    Shit the whole rest of the country,
    the other 40 states is filled up with broke ass white people.
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    Broke ass. Livin' in the trailer home.
    Eatin' mayonnaise sandwiches.
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    Fuckin' they sister. Listening to
    John Cougar Mellencamp records!
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    (Applause & cheers)
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    Shit. Get the fuck outta here man!
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    And they need ya help!
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    Naw man!
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    And I see some black people lookin' at me! Man!
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    Why you gotta say that?
    Why you gotta say that?
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    It ain't us, it's the media.
    It ain't us, it's the media.
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    The media has distorted
    our image to make us look bad!
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    Why must you come down on us like that Brotha'?
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    It ain't us, it's the media.
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    Please cut the fuckin' shit! Okay?!
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    Okay?! Okay?!
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    When I go to the money machine tonight,
    alright, I ain't lookin' over my back for the media!
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    I'm lookin' for Niggers!
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    (Applause & laughter)
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    Shit!
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    Ted Koppel ain't never took shit from me!
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    Niggers have!
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    So you think I got 3 guns
    in my house cuz the media outside?
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    Oh shit, Mike Wallace! Run!
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    Get the fuck outta here man!
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    Tired of this shit.
    Tired. Tired. Tired of this shit!
Title:
Chris Rock - Black People VS. Niggaz (Bring the Pain 1996)
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
08:13

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