1 00:00:00,417 --> 00:00:02,323 (applause) 2 00:00:02,323 --> 00:00:05,630 Now we got a lot of things, a lot of racism going on in the world right now. 3 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:08,518 Who's more racist?! Black people, or white people? 4 00:00:08,518 --> 00:00:10,056 Black people! You know why? 5 00:00:10,056 --> 00:00:11,617 Cuz we hate black people too! 6 00:00:11,617 --> 00:00:13,690 (Laughter) 7 00:00:13,690 --> 00:00:15,333 Everything white people don't like about black people, 8 00:00:15,333 --> 00:00:17,850 black people really don't like about black people. 9 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:18,517 (laughter) 10 00:00:18,517 --> 00:00:21,045 There's some shit going on with black people right now. 11 00:00:21,045 --> 00:00:23,748 It's like the Civil War going on with black people. 12 00:00:23,748 --> 00:00:24,956 And there's two sides. 13 00:00:24,956 --> 00:00:27,466 There's black people. And there's Niggers. 14 00:00:27,466 --> 00:00:29,217 (Laughter) 15 00:00:29,217 --> 00:00:31,927 The Niggers have got to go! 16 00:00:31,927 --> 00:00:34,849 Every time black people want to have a good time 17 00:00:34,849 --> 00:00:37,291 Ignant ass Niggers fuck it up! 18 00:00:37,291 --> 00:00:39,486 (Laughter & applause) 19 00:00:39,486 --> 00:00:41,640 You can't do shit! 20 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,150 (Applause & cheers) 21 00:00:44,150 --> 00:00:48,484 You can't do SHIT without some ignant ass Niggers fuckin' it up! 22 00:00:48,484 --> 00:00:49,349 Can't do nuthin'! 23 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:52,014 Can't keep a disco open more than three weeks! 24 00:00:52,014 --> 00:00:56,123 (Laughter & applause) 25 00:00:56,123 --> 00:00:59,723 Grand Opening! Grand Closing! 26 00:00:59,723 --> 00:01:02,517 Can't go to a movie the first week it come out! Why?! 27 00:01:02,517 --> 00:01:05,440 Cuz Niggers are shootin' at the screen. 28 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,159 What kind of ignorant shit is that? 29 00:01:08,159 --> 00:01:12,378 Hey, this is a good movie. It's so good I gotta bust a cap in here! 30 00:01:12,378 --> 00:01:16,549 Hey, I love black people, but I hate Niggers boy! 31 00:01:16,549 --> 00:01:20,554 Oh I hate Niggers! Boy I wish'd they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan! 32 00:01:20,554 --> 00:01:22,072 (laughter & cheering) 33 00:01:22,072 --> 00:01:25,990 Shit, I'd do a drive by from here to Brooklyn. 34 00:01:25,990 --> 00:01:28,044 Tired of Niggers man! 35 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:30,590 Ya can't have shit when you're around Niggers. 36 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:33,955 You can't have shit.You can't have no big screen TV! 37 00:01:33,955 --> 00:01:37,687 You can have it but you'd better move it in at 3 in the morning! 38 00:01:37,687 --> 00:01:41,585 Paint it white, hope Niggers think it's a bassinet! 39 00:01:41,585 --> 00:01:43,089 Can't have shit in your house! Why?! 40 00:01:43,089 --> 00:01:46,392 Cuz Niggers'll break in your house, Niggers who live next door to you 41 00:01:46,392 --> 00:01:50,211 break in your house, come over the next day and go 'I heard you got robbed!" 42 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:56,183 (Cheers, laughter & applause) 43 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:58,825 Like Nigger, you know you robbed me! 44 00:01:58,825 --> 00:02:02,632 You ain't hear shit, cuz you was doing shit! 45 00:02:04,502 --> 00:02:06,246 Damn! I'm tired of Niggers! 46 00:02:06,365 --> 00:02:10,185 Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired of Niggers Man! 47 00:02:10,384 --> 00:02:12,907 Damn Man! You know what the worst thing about Niggers? 48 00:02:12,907 --> 00:02:16,087 Niggers always want some credit for some shit they supposed to do. 49 00:02:17,046 --> 00:02:18,921 For some shit they just supposed to do. 50 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:22,905 A Nigger will brag about some shit a normal man just does. 51 00:02:22,905 --> 00:02:26,007 A Nigger says some shit like, "I take care of my kids!" (acting smug and proud) 52 00:02:26,007 --> 00:02:28,623 You supposed to ya dumb Motherfucker! 53 00:02:28,623 --> 00:02:31,043 What are you talkin' about? 54 00:02:31,043 --> 00:02:32,773 (Applause & cheers) 55 00:02:32,802 --> 00:02:37,274 What are you bragging about? What kind of ignorant shit is that? 56 00:02:37,274 --> 00:02:38,460 I ain't never been to jail! 57 00:02:38,460 --> 00:02:40,831 What you want a cookie?! 58 00:02:40,831 --> 00:02:45,124 You not supposed to go to jail, ya low expectation havin' Motherfucker! 59 00:02:45,124 --> 00:02:47,343 (Laughter & applause) 60 00:02:47,343 --> 00:02:53,747 (Cheers & applause) 61 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:58,625 Fuck man! I'm tired of this shit! 62 00:02:58,625 --> 00:03:00,648 You know what the worst thing about Niggers? 63 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:02,529 The WORST thing about Niggers?! 64 00:03:02,529 --> 00:03:05,380 Niggers love to NOT know. 65 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:10,052 Nuttin' make a Nigger happier than not knowin the answer to your question. 66 00:03:10,052 --> 00:03:12,046 Just ask a Nigger a question. Any Nigger! 67 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,792 Hey Nigga, what's the capitol of Zaire? 68 00:03:14,792 --> 00:03:17,122 I don't know dat shit! 69 00:03:17,122 --> 00:03:19,722 Keepin' it real! 70 00:03:19,722 --> 00:03:22,621 (Laughter & applause) 71 00:03:22,621 --> 00:03:24,726 Niggers love to keep it real. 72 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:26,157 Real dumb! 73 00:03:26,157 --> 00:03:29,520 (Laughter & applause & TRUTH) 74 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,596 Niggers hate knowledge. 75 00:03:30,596 --> 00:03:33,596 Shit. Niggers break into your house you want to save your money? 76 00:03:33,596 --> 00:03:35,628 Put it in your books. 77 00:03:35,628 --> 00:03:38,001 Cuz Niggers don't read. 78 00:03:38,001 --> 00:03:39,988 Just put the money in the books. 79 00:03:39,988 --> 00:03:44,862 Shit books are like Kryptonite to a Nigger. 80 00:03:44,862 --> 00:03:45,359 Here's a book! 81 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:46,498 AAHHH!! 82 00:03:46,498 --> 00:03:47,656 NO! 83 00:03:47,656 --> 00:03:50,054 NOT A BOOK! NO! 84 00:03:50,054 --> 00:03:53,054 NOOOO! 85 00:03:53,342 --> 00:03:54,447 Tired of this shit! 86 00:03:54,447 --> 00:03:57,234 Man your kids can't fuckin' play nowhere. 87 00:03:57,234 --> 00:04:00,727 Every year the space gets smaller! Okay, you can go from that corner to that corner. 88 00:04:00,727 --> 00:04:02,139 Oh, you can go from that gate to that gate. 89 00:04:02,139 --> 00:04:05,704 By the time that Fucker's 10 he's just hoppin' in a circle like. 90 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:10,762 (Applause & laughter) 91 00:04:10,762 --> 00:04:12,308 Tired of this shit man! 92 00:04:12,308 --> 00:04:16,620 Tired. Tired. Tired. Fe. Fi. Fo. Figga. Boy I hate a Nigger! 93 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:19,933 Boy. Tired of this shit man! 94 00:04:19,933 --> 00:04:21,958 TIRED man! 95 00:04:21,958 --> 00:04:24,678 Niggers just ignant . Love being, singing 'bout ignorance. 96 00:04:24,678 --> 00:04:25,684 I heard some song the other day, 97 00:04:25,684 --> 00:04:29,144 ♪ It's the first of the month.♪ 98 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:32,735 Niggers are singing welfare carols! 99 00:04:32,735 --> 00:04:36,269 ♪ On the first day of welfare my true love gave to me --♪ 100 00:04:36,269 --> 00:04:42,108 ♪ I wish you a Merry Welfare and a Happy Food Stamp!♪ 101 00:04:42,108 --> 00:04:45,010 The fuck is going on?! 102 00:04:45,010 --> 00:04:47,478 What the fuck is going on? 103 00:04:47,478 --> 00:04:50,004 Now they got some shit they trying to get rid of welfare. 104 00:04:50,004 --> 00:04:52,671 Every time you see welfare in the news they always show black people. 105 00:04:52,671 --> 00:04:55,111 Black people don't give a fuck about welfare. 106 00:04:55,111 --> 00:04:57,931 Niggers are shakin' in they boots. 107 00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:00,405 Boy they gonna take our shit! 108 00:05:00,405 --> 00:05:04,712 Shit, a black man that got 2 jobs, going to work everyday hates a Nigger on welfare. 109 00:05:04,712 --> 00:05:05,904 Like, Nigger get a job! 110 00:05:05,904 --> 00:05:07,440 I got 2 ya can't get one?! 111 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:15,084 (Laughter & applause) 112 00:05:15,084 --> 00:05:19,069 I would give your lazy ass one of mine, but you'd get fucked up and get laid off 113 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,181 they wouldn't hire another Nigger for 10 years! 114 00:05:21,181 --> 00:05:24,809 Shit, a black woman that got 2 kids, going to work everyday bustin' her ass 115 00:05:24,809 --> 00:05:28,068 HATES a bitch with 9 kids gittin' a welfare check. 116 00:05:28,068 --> 00:05:29,913 Like, bitch stop fuckin'! 117 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:33,676 Stop fucking! Stop it! 118 00:05:33,676 --> 00:05:36,542 Put the dick down! 119 00:05:36,542 --> 00:05:37,700 Put it down! 120 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:39,611 Get a job! Yes, you can get a job! 121 00:05:39,611 --> 00:05:46,176 Get a job holdin' dicks! Whatever you do, get paid to do it! 122 00:05:47,909 --> 00:05:49,070 Tired of this shit man! 123 00:05:49,070 --> 00:05:51,973 I'm tired! Tired. Tired. 124 00:05:51,973 --> 00:05:55,647 It ain't all black people on welfare shit! White people on welfare too! 125 00:05:55,647 --> 00:06:00,312 (Applause) 126 00:06:00,312 --> 00:06:02,715 We can't give a fuck about them! 127 00:06:02,715 --> 00:06:04,684 But we just gotta do our own thing. 128 00:06:04,684 --> 00:06:06,505 Can't go, oh they fucked up, we can be fucked up! 129 00:06:06,505 --> 00:06:08,046 That's ignant! 130 00:06:08,046 --> 00:06:09,190 White people don't care! 131 00:06:09,190 --> 00:06:13,341 First of all they try to make it look like, they ain't even that many black people in the country. okay? 132 00:06:13,341 --> 00:06:15,618 Black people are 10% of the fuckin' population. 133 00:06:15,618 --> 00:06:19,846 Black people are New York, D.C., L.A., Chicago, Atlanta. Like 10 places. Okay? 134 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:24,614 (Applause) 135 00:06:24,614 --> 00:06:28,744 Okay?! 10 places! Ain't no black people in Minnesota! 136 00:06:28,744 --> 00:06:33,449 The only black people in Minnesota is Prince (RIP) and Kirby Puckett. 137 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:43,509 Shit the whole rest of the country, the other 40 states is filled up with broke ass white people. 138 00:06:43,509 --> 00:06:47,948 Broke ass. Livin' in the trailer home. Eatin' mayonnaise sandwiches. 139 00:06:47,948 --> 00:06:52,738 Fuckin' they sister. Listening to John Cougar Mellencamp records! 140 00:06:52,738 --> 00:07:01,952 (Applause & cheers) 141 00:07:01,952 --> 00:07:04,170 Shit. Get the fuck outta here man! 142 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:08,401 And they need ya help! 143 00:07:08,401 --> 00:07:09,783 Naw man! 144 00:07:09,783 --> 00:07:12,903 And I see some black people lookin' at me! Man! 145 00:07:12,903 --> 00:07:15,899 Why you gotta say that? Why you gotta say that? 146 00:07:15,899 --> 00:07:19,484 It ain't us, it's the media. It ain't us, it's the media. 147 00:07:19,484 --> 00:07:22,380 The media has distorted our image to make us look bad! 148 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:24,815 Why must you come down on us like that Brotha'? 149 00:07:24,815 --> 00:07:26,179 It ain't us, it's the media. 150 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:28,937 Please cut the fuckin' shit! Okay?! 151 00:07:28,937 --> 00:07:30,443 Okay?! Okay?! 152 00:07:30,443 --> 00:07:34,746 When I go to the money machine tonight, alright, I ain't lookin' over my back for the media! 153 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:36,673 I'm lookin' for Niggers! 154 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:50,644 (Applause & laughter) 155 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:52,382 Shit! 156 00:07:52,382 --> 00:07:56,618 Ted Koppel ain't never took shit from me! 157 00:07:56,618 --> 00:07:58,613 Niggers have! 158 00:07:58,613 --> 00:08:02,511 So you think I got 3 guns in my house cuz the media outside? 159 00:08:02,511 --> 00:08:07,117 Oh shit, Mike Wallace! Run! 160 00:08:07,117 --> 00:08:09,116 Get the fuck outta here man! 161 00:08:09,116 --> 00:08:12,196 Tired of this shit. Tired. Tired. Tired of this shit!