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(applause)

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Now we got a lot of things, a lot of racism [br]going on in the world right now.

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Who's more racist?! [br]Black people, or white people?

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Black people! You know why?

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Cuz we hate black people too!

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(Laughter)

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Everything white people don't like[br]about black people,

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black people really don't like about black people.

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(laughter)

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There's some shit going on with [br]black people right now.

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It's like the Civil War going on with black people.

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And there's two sides.

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There's black people.[br]And there's Niggers.

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(Laughter)

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The Niggers have got to go!

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Every time black people want to have a good time

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Ignant ass Niggers fuck it up!

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(Laughter & applause)

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You can't do shit!

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(Applause & cheers)

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You can't do SHIT without some[br]ignant ass Niggers fuckin' it up!

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Can't do nuthin'!

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Can't keep a disco open more than three weeks!

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(Laughter & applause)

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Grand Opening! Grand Closing!

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Can't go to a movie the first week it come out! Why?!

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Cuz Niggers are shootin' at the screen.

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What kind of ignorant shit is that?

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Hey, this is a good movie.[br]It's so good I gotta bust a cap in here!

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Hey, I love black people, [br]but I hate Niggers boy!

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Oh I hate Niggers! Boy I wish'd[br]they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

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(laughter & cheering)

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Shit, I'd do a drive by from here to Brooklyn.

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Tired of Niggers man!

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Ya can't have shit when you're around Niggers.

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You can't have shit.You can't have no big screen TV!

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You can have it but you'd better move it in at 3 in the morning!

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Paint it white, hope Niggers think it's a bassinet!

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Can't have shit in your house! Why?!

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Cuz Niggers'll break in your house, [br]Niggers who live next door to you

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break in your house, come over the next day [br]and go 'I heard you got robbed!"

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(Cheers, laughter & applause)

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Like Nigger, you know you robbed me!

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You ain't hear shit, cuz you was doing shit!

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Damn! I'm tired of Niggers!

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Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired of Niggers Man!

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Damn Man! You know what the worst thing about Niggers?

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Niggers always want some [br]credit for some shit they supposed to do.

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For some shit they just supposed to do.

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A Nigger will brag about [br]some shit a normal man just does.

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A Nigger says some shit like, [br]"I take care of my kids!" (acting smug and proud)

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You supposed to ya dumb Motherfucker!

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What are you talkin' about?

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(Applause & cheers)

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What are you bragging about?[br]What kind of ignorant shit is that?

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I ain't never been to jail!

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What you want a cookie?!

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You not supposed to go to jail,[br]ya low expectation havin' Motherfucker!

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(Laughter & applause)

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(Cheers & applause)

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Fuck man! [br]I'm tired of this shit!

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You know what the worst thing about Niggers?

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The WORST thing about Niggers?!

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Niggers love to NOT know.

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Nuttin' make a Nigger happier than not [br]knowin the answer to your question.

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Just ask a Nigger a question.[br]Any Nigger!

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Hey Nigga, what's the capitol of Zaire?

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I don't know dat shit!

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Keepin' it real!

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(Laughter & applause)

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Niggers love to keep it real.[br]

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Real dumb!

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(Laughter & applause & TRUTH)

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Niggers hate knowledge.

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Shit. Niggers break into your house[br]you want to save your money?

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Put it in your books.

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Cuz Niggers don't read.

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Just put the money in the books.

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Shit books are like Kryptonite to a Nigger.

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Here's a book!

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AAHHH!!

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NO!

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NOT A BOOK! NO!

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NOOOO!

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Tired of this shit!

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Man your kids can't fuckin' play nowhere.

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Every year the space gets smaller![br]Okay, you can go from that corner to that corner.

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Oh, you can go from that gate to that gate.

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By the time that Fucker's 10 he's just hoppin' in a circle like.

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(Applause & laughter)

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Tired of this shit man!

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Tired. Tired. Tired.[br]Fe. Fi. Fo. Figga. Boy I hate a Nigger!

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Boy. Tired of this shit man!

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TIRED man!

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Niggers just ignant . [br]Love being, singing 'bout ignorance.

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I heard some song the other day,

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♪ It's the first of the month.♪

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Niggers are singing welfare carols!

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♪ On the first day of welfare my true love gave to me --♪

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♪ I wish you a Merry Welfare and a Happy Food Stamp!♪

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The fuck is going on?!

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What the fuck is going on?

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Now they got some shit they trying to get rid of welfare.

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Every time you see welfare in the news [br]they always show black people.

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Black people don't give a fuck about welfare.

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Niggers are shakin' in they boots.

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Boy they gonna take our shit!

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Shit, a black man that got 2 jobs, [br]going to work everyday hates a Nigger on welfare.

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Like, Nigger get a job!

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I got 2 ya can't get one?!

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(Laughter & applause)

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I would give your lazy ass one of mine, [br]but you'd get fucked up and get laid off

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they wouldn't hire another Nigger for 10 years!

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Shit, a black woman that got 2 kids, [br]going to work everyday bustin' her ass

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HATES a bitch with 9 kids gittin' a welfare check.

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Like, bitch stop fuckin'!

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Stop fucking! Stop it!

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Put the dick down!

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Put it down!

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Get a job! Yes, you can get a job!

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Get a job holdin' dicks! [br]Whatever you do, get paid to do it!

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Tired of this shit man!

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I'm tired! Tired. Tired.

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It ain't all black people on welfare shit![br]White people on welfare too!

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(Applause)

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We can't give a fuck about them!

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But we just gotta do our own thing.

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Can't go, oh they fucked up, we can be fucked up!

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That's ignant!

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White people don't care!

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First of all they try to make it look like, [br]they ain't even that many black people in the country. okay?

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Black people are 10% of the fuckin' population.

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Black people are New York, D.C., [br]L.A., Chicago, Atlanta. Like 10 places. Okay?

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(Applause)

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Okay?! 10 places! [br]Ain't no black people in Minnesota!

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The only black people in Minnesota[br]is Prince (RIP) and Kirby Puckett.

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Shit the whole rest of the country, [br]the other 40 states is filled up with broke ass white people.

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Broke ass. Livin' in the trailer home. [br]Eatin' mayonnaise sandwiches.

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Fuckin' they sister. Listening to [br]John Cougar Mellencamp records!

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(Applause & cheers)

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Shit. Get the fuck outta here man!

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And they need ya help!

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Naw man!

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And I see some black people lookin' at me! Man!

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Why you gotta say that?[br]Why you gotta say that?

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It ain't us, it's the media.[br]It ain't us, it's the media.

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The media has distorted[br]our image to make us look bad!

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Why must you come down on us like that Brotha'?

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It ain't us, it's the media.

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Please cut the fuckin' shit! Okay?!

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Okay?! Okay?!

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When I go to the money machine tonight, [br]alright, I ain't lookin' over my back for the media!

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I'm lookin' for Niggers!

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(Applause & laughter)

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Shit!

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Ted Koppel ain't never took shit from me!

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Niggers have!

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So you think I got 3 guns[br]in my house cuz the media outside?

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Oh shit, Mike Wallace! Run!

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Get the fuck outta here man!

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Tired of this shit. [br]Tired. Tired. Tired of this shit!