WEBVTT 00:00:00.417 --> 00:00:02.323 (applause) 00:00:02.323 --> 00:00:05.630 Now we got a lot of things, a lot of racism going on in the world right now. 00:00:05.630 --> 00:00:08.518 Who's more racist?! Black people, or white people? 00:00:08.518 --> 00:00:10.056 Black people! You know why? 00:00:10.056 --> 00:00:11.617 Cuz we hate black people too! 00:00:11.617 --> 00:00:13.690 (Laughter) 00:00:13.690 --> 00:00:15.333 Everything white people don't like about black people, 00:00:15.333 --> 00:00:17.850 black people really don't like about black people. 00:00:17.850 --> 00:00:18.517 (laughter) 00:00:18.517 --> 00:00:21.045 There's some shit going on with black people right now. 00:00:21.045 --> 00:00:23.748 It's like the Civil War going on with black people. 00:00:23.748 --> 00:00:24.956 And there's two sides. 00:00:24.956 --> 00:00:27.466 There's black people. And there's Niggers. 00:00:27.466 --> 00:00:29.217 (Laughter) 00:00:29.217 --> 00:00:31.927 The Niggers have got to go! 00:00:31.927 --> 00:00:34.849 Every time black people want to have a good time 00:00:34.849 --> 00:00:37.291 Ignant ass Niggers fuck it up! 00:00:37.291 --> 00:00:39.486 (Laughter & applause) 00:00:39.486 --> 00:00:41.640 You can't do shit! 00:00:41.640 --> 00:00:44.150 (Applause & cheers) 00:00:44.150 --> 00:00:48.484 You can't do SHIT without some ignant ass Niggers fuckin' it up! 00:00:48.484 --> 00:00:49.349 Can't do nuthin'! 00:00:49.349 --> 00:00:52.014 Can't keep a disco open more than three weeks! 00:00:52.014 --> 00:00:56.123 (Laughter & applause) 00:00:56.123 --> 00:00:59.723 Grand Opening! Grand Closing! 00:00:59.723 --> 00:01:02.517 Can't go to a movie the first week it come out! Why?! 00:01:02.517 --> 00:01:05.440 Cuz Niggers are shootin' at the screen. 00:01:05.440 --> 00:01:08.159 What kind of ignorant shit is that? 00:01:08.159 --> 00:01:12.378 Hey, this is a good movie. It's so good I gotta bust a cap in here! 00:01:12.378 --> 00:01:16.549 Hey, I love black people, but I hate Niggers boy! 00:01:16.549 --> 00:01:20.554 Oh I hate Niggers! Boy I wish'd they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan! 00:01:20.554 --> 00:01:22.072 (laughter & cheering) 00:01:22.072 --> 00:01:25.990 Shit, I'd do a drive by from here to Brooklyn. 00:01:25.990 --> 00:01:28.044 Tired of Niggers man! 00:01:28.044 --> 00:01:30.590 Ya can't have shit when you're around Niggers. 00:01:30.590 --> 00:01:33.955 You can't have shit.You can't have no big screen TV! 00:01:33.955 --> 00:01:37.687 You can have it but you'd better move it in at 3 in the morning! 00:01:37.687 --> 00:01:41.585 Paint it white, hope Niggers think it's a bassinet! 00:01:41.585 --> 00:01:43.089 Can't have shit in your house! Why?! 00:01:43.089 --> 00:01:46.392 Cuz Niggers'll break in your house, Niggers who live next door to you 00:01:46.392 --> 00:01:50.211 break in your house, come over the next day and go 'I heard you got robbed!" 00:01:50.211 --> 00:01:56.183 (Cheers, laughter & applause) 00:01:56.183 --> 00:01:58.825 Like Nigger, you know you robbed me! 00:01:58.825 --> 00:02:02.632 You ain't hear shit, cuz you was doing shit! 00:02:04.502 --> 00:02:06.246 Damn! I'm tired of Niggers! 00:02:06.365 --> 00:02:10.185 Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired of Niggers Man! 00:02:10.384 --> 00:02:12.907 Damn Man! You know what the worst thing about Niggers? 00:02:12.907 --> 00:02:16.087 Niggers always want some credit for some shit they supposed to do. 00:02:17.046 --> 00:02:18.921 For some shit they just supposed to do. 00:02:18.921 --> 00:02:22.905 A Nigger will brag about some shit a normal man just does. 00:02:22.905 --> 00:02:26.007 A Nigger says some shit like, "I take care of my kids!" (acting smug and proud) 00:02:26.007 --> 00:02:28.623 You supposed to ya dumb Motherfucker! 00:02:28.623 --> 00:02:31.043 What are you talkin' about? 00:02:31.043 --> 00:02:32.773 (Applause & cheers) 00:02:32.802 --> 00:02:37.274 What are you bragging about? What kind of ignorant shit is that? 00:02:37.274 --> 00:02:38.460 I ain't never been to jail! 00:02:38.460 --> 00:02:40.831 What you want a cookie?! 00:02:40.831 --> 00:02:45.124 You not supposed to go to jail, ya low expectation havin' Motherfucker! 00:02:45.124 --> 00:02:47.343 (Laughter & applause) 00:02:47.343 --> 00:02:53.747 (Cheers & applause) 00:02:55.827 --> 00:02:58.625 Fuck man! I'm tired of this shit! 00:02:58.625 --> 00:03:00.648 You know what the worst thing about Niggers? 00:03:00.648 --> 00:03:02.529 The WORST thing about Niggers?! 00:03:02.529 --> 00:03:05.380 Niggers love to NOT know. 00:03:05.380 --> 00:03:10.052 Nuttin' make a Nigger happier than not knowin the answer to your question. 00:03:10.052 --> 00:03:12.046 Just ask a Nigger a question. Any Nigger! 00:03:12.393 --> 00:03:14.792 Hey Nigga, what's the capitol of Zaire? 00:03:14.792 --> 00:03:17.122 I don't know dat shit! 00:03:17.122 --> 00:03:19.722 Keepin' it real! 00:03:19.722 --> 00:03:22.621 (Laughter & applause) 00:03:22.621 --> 00:03:24.726 Niggers love to keep it real. 00:03:24.726 --> 00:03:26.157 Real dumb! 00:03:26.157 --> 00:03:29.520 (Laughter & applause & TRUTH) 00:03:29.520 --> 00:03:30.596 Niggers hate knowledge. 00:03:30.596 --> 00:03:33.596 Shit. Niggers break into your house you want to save your money? 00:03:33.596 --> 00:03:35.628 Put it in your books. 00:03:35.628 --> 00:03:38.001 Cuz Niggers don't read. 00:03:38.001 --> 00:03:39.988 Just put the money in the books. 00:03:39.988 --> 00:03:44.862 Shit books are like Kryptonite to a Nigger. 00:03:44.862 --> 00:03:45.359 Here's a book! 00:03:45.359 --> 00:03:46.498 AAHHH!! 00:03:46.498 --> 00:03:47.656 NO! 00:03:47.656 --> 00:03:50.054 NOT A BOOK! NO! 00:03:50.054 --> 00:03:53.054 NOOOO! 00:03:53.342 --> 00:03:54.447 Tired of this shit! 00:03:54.447 --> 00:03:57.234 Man your kids can't fuckin' play nowhere. 00:03:57.234 --> 00:04:00.727 Every year the space gets smaller! Okay, you can go from that corner to that corner. 00:04:00.727 --> 00:04:02.139 Oh, you can go from that gate to that gate. 00:04:02.139 --> 00:04:05.704 By the time that Fucker's 10 he's just hoppin' in a circle like. 00:04:05.704 --> 00:04:10.762 (Applause & laughter) 00:04:10.762 --> 00:04:12.308 Tired of this shit man! 00:04:12.308 --> 00:04:16.620 Tired. Tired. Tired. Fe. Fi. Fo. Figga. Boy I hate a Nigger! 00:04:16.620 --> 00:04:19.933 Boy. Tired of this shit man! 00:04:19.933 --> 00:04:21.958 TIRED man! 00:04:21.958 --> 00:04:24.678 Niggers just ignant . Love being, singing 'bout ignorance. 00:04:24.678 --> 00:04:25.684 I heard some song the other day, 00:04:25.684 --> 00:04:29.144 ♪ It's the first of the month.♪ 00:04:29.144 --> 00:04:32.735 Niggers are singing welfare carols! 00:04:32.735 --> 00:04:36.269 ♪ On the first day of welfare my true love gave to me --♪ 00:04:36.269 --> 00:04:42.108 ♪ I wish you a Merry Welfare and a Happy Food Stamp!♪ 00:04:42.108 --> 00:04:45.010 The fuck is going on?! 00:04:45.010 --> 00:04:47.478 What the fuck is going on? 00:04:47.478 --> 00:04:50.004 Now they got some shit they trying to get rid of welfare. 00:04:50.004 --> 00:04:52.671 Every time you see welfare in the news they always show black people. 00:04:52.671 --> 00:04:55.111 Black people don't give a fuck about welfare. 00:04:55.111 --> 00:04:57.931 Niggers are shakin' in they boots. 00:04:57.931 --> 00:05:00.405 Boy they gonna take our shit! 00:05:00.405 --> 00:05:04.712 Shit, a black man that got 2 jobs, going to work everyday hates a Nigger on welfare. 00:05:04.712 --> 00:05:05.904 Like, Nigger get a job! 00:05:05.904 --> 00:05:07.440 I got 2 ya can't get one?! 00:05:07.440 --> 00:05:15.084 (Laughter & applause) 00:05:15.084 --> 00:05:19.069 I would give your lazy ass one of mine, but you'd get fucked up and get laid off 00:05:19.069 --> 00:05:21.181 they wouldn't hire another Nigger for 10 years! 00:05:21.181 --> 00:05:24.809 Shit, a black woman that got 2 kids, going to work everyday bustin' her ass 00:05:24.809 --> 00:05:28.068 HATES a bitch with 9 kids gittin' a welfare check. 00:05:28.068 --> 00:05:29.913 Like, bitch stop fuckin'! 00:05:29.913 --> 00:05:33.676 Stop fucking! Stop it! 00:05:33.676 --> 00:05:36.542 Put the dick down! 00:05:36.542 --> 00:05:37.700 Put it down! 00:05:37.700 --> 00:05:39.611 Get a job! Yes, you can get a job! 00:05:39.611 --> 00:05:46.176 Get a job holdin' dicks! Whatever you do, get paid to do it! 00:05:47.909 --> 00:05:49.070 Tired of this shit man! 00:05:49.070 --> 00:05:51.973 I'm tired! Tired. Tired. 00:05:51.973 --> 00:05:55.647 It ain't all black people on welfare shit! White people on welfare too! 00:05:55.647 --> 00:06:00.312 (Applause) 00:06:00.312 --> 00:06:02.715 We can't give a fuck about them! 00:06:02.715 --> 00:06:04.684 But we just gotta do our own thing. 00:06:04.684 --> 00:06:06.505 Can't go, oh they fucked up, we can be fucked up! 00:06:06.505 --> 00:06:08.046 That's ignant! NOTE Paragraph 00:06:08.046 --> 00:06:09.190 White people don't care! 00:06:09.190 --> 00:06:13.341 First of all they try to make it look like, they ain't even that many black people in the country. okay? 00:06:13.341 --> 00:06:15.618 Black people are 10% of the fuckin' population. 00:06:15.618 --> 00:06:19.846 Black people are New York, D.C., L.A., Chicago, Atlanta. Like 10 places. Okay? 00:06:19.846 --> 00:06:24.614 (Applause) 00:06:24.614 --> 00:06:28.744 Okay?! 10 places! Ain't no black people in Minnesota! 00:06:28.744 --> 00:06:33.449 The only black people in Minnesota is Prince (RIP) and Kirby Puckett. 00:06:37.179 --> 00:06:43.509 Shit the whole rest of the country, the other 40 states is filled up with broke ass white people. 00:06:43.509 --> 00:06:47.948 Broke ass. Livin' in the trailer home. Eatin' mayonnaise sandwiches. 00:06:47.948 --> 00:06:52.738 Fuckin' they sister. Listening to John Cougar Mellencamp records! 00:06:52.738 --> 00:07:01.952 (Applause & cheers) 00:07:01.952 --> 00:07:04.170 Shit. Get the fuck outta here man! 00:07:05.430 --> 00:07:08.401 And they need ya help! 00:07:08.401 --> 00:07:09.783 Naw man! 00:07:09.783 --> 00:07:12.903 And I see some black people lookin' at me! Man! 00:07:12.903 --> 00:07:15.899 Why you gotta say that? Why you gotta say that? 00:07:15.899 --> 00:07:19.484 It ain't us, it's the media. It ain't us, it's the media. 00:07:19.484 --> 00:07:22.380 The media has distorted our image to make us look bad! 00:07:22.380 --> 00:07:24.815 Why must you come down on us like that Brotha'? 00:07:24.815 --> 00:07:26.179 It ain't us, it's the media. 00:07:26.179 --> 00:07:28.937 Please cut the fuckin' shit! Okay?! 00:07:28.937 --> 00:07:30.443 Okay?! Okay?! 00:07:30.443 --> 00:07:34.746 When I go to the money machine tonight, alright, I ain't lookin' over my back for the media! 00:07:34.746 --> 00:07:36.673 I'm lookin' for Niggers! 00:07:36.673 --> 00:07:50.644 (Applause & laughter) 00:07:50.644 --> 00:07:52.382 Shit! 00:07:52.382 --> 00:07:56.618 Ted Koppel ain't never took shit from me! 00:07:56.618 --> 00:07:58.613 Niggers have! 00:07:58.613 --> 00:08:02.511 So you think I got 3 guns in my house cuz the media outside? 00:08:02.511 --> 00:08:07.117 Oh shit, Mike Wallace! Run! 00:08:07.117 --> 00:08:09.116 Get the fuck outta here man! 00:08:09.116 --> 00:08:12.196 Tired of this shit. Tired. Tired. Tired of this shit!