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edarem - Backscratcher

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    Ah...
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    Oh...
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    Ooh Ooh Ooh...
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    Toilet brush is the best backscratcher.
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    Ever.
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    Oh...
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    ooh...
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    When you live alone...
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    OoohooAhhh
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    When you live alone you know,
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    it's hard to scratch your back.
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    Well, it's just sad that you can't have
    somebody scratch your back.
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    My dogs, Bunny, Buster, they don't care.
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    They jump up on me.
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    Look at this.
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    hahahah
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    You know why she's doing this?
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    This precious little dog was taken away
    from her mother before she had a chance
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    to suckle.
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    Before se had a chance to suckle this poor little baby,
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    Didn't have a chance to suckle her mother.
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    So since I got her as a little baby
    she considers me her mother.
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    Yes, she considers me her mother.
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    So she thinks she's suckling, but what she's doing is
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    she's biting daddy on the tummy.
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    And it leaves red marks.
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    But she doesn't hurt too much.
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    But getting back to...
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    Getting back to this...
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    Do yourself a favor...
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    Is my lens dirty there?
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    Do yourself a favor
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    Go to your local store
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    and get yourself a toilet brush.
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    Buy one.
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    Don't use it in the toilet.
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    Use it on your back.
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    Use it to scrub everywhere.
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    You know I think it even removes flakey skin.
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    Ah... Best back scratcher ever.
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    And you heard it here.
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    Spread the word.
    Captioned by Jeff
Title:
edarem - Backscratcher
Duration:
02:11
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