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Ah...

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Oh...

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Ooh Ooh Ooh...

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Toilet brush is the best backscratcher.

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Ever.

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Oh...

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ooh...

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When you live alone...

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OoohooAhhh

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When you live alone you know,

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it's hard to scratch your back.

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Well, it's just sad that you can't have [br]somebody scratch your back.

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My dogs, Bunny, Buster, they don't care.

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They jump up on me.

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Look at this.

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hahahah

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You know why she's doing this?

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This precious little dog was taken away [br]from her mother before she had a chance

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to suckle.

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Before se had a chance to suckle this poor little baby,

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Didn't have a chance to suckle her mother.

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So since I got her as a little baby [br]she considers me her mother.

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Yes, she considers me her mother.

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So she thinks she's suckling, but what she's doing is

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she's biting daddy on the tummy.

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And it leaves red marks.

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But she doesn't hurt too much.

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But getting back to...

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Getting back to this...

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Do yourself a favor...

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Is my lens dirty there?

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Do yourself a favor

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Go to your local store

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and get yourself a toilet brush.

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Buy one.

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Don't use it in the toilet.

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Use it on your back.

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Use it to scrub everywhere.

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You know I think it even removes flakey skin.

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Ah... Best back scratcher ever.

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And you heard it here.

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Spread the word. [br]Captioned by Jeff