[Script Info]
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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.08,0:00:03.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.91,0:00:04.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.82,0:00:09.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh Ooh Ooh...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.07,0:00:13.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Toilet brush is the best backscratcher.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.29,0:00:15.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.13,0:00:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.46,0:00:18.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ooh...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.70,0:00:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you live alone...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.18,0:00:25.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OoohooAhhh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.95,0:00:27.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you live alone you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.49,0:00:30.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's hard to scratch your back.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.92,0:00:35.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's just sad that you can't have \Nsomebody scratch your back.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.82,0:00:39.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My dogs, Bunny, Buster, they don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.85,0:00:41.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They jump up on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.16,0:00:46.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.32,0:00:50.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hahahah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.22,0:00:55.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know why she's doing this?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.24,0:01:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This precious little dog was taken away \Nfrom her mother before she had a chance
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.44,0:01:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to suckle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.99,0:01:08.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before se had a chance to suckle this poor little baby,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.52,0:01:11.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't have a chance to suckle her mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.09,0:01:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So since I got her as a little baby \Nshe considers me her mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.36,0:01:21.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, she considers me her mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.85,0:01:24.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So she thinks she's suckling, but what she's doing is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.86,0:01:29.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she's biting daddy on the tummy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.21,0:01:31.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it leaves red marks.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.37,0:01:33.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But she doesn't hurt too much.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.28,0:01:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But getting back to...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.42,0:01:37.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Getting back to this...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.33,0:01:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do yourself a favor...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.03,0:01:43.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is my lens dirty there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.01,0:01:45.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do yourself a favor
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.27,0:01:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go to your local store
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.88,0:01:50.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and get yourself a toilet brush.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.42,0:01:51.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Buy one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.85,0:01:54.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't use it in the toilet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.37,0:01:55.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Use it on your back.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.88,0:01:57.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Use it to scrub everywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.92,0:02:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know I think it even removes flakey skin.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.60,0:02:07.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah... Best back scratcher ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.23,0:02:09.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you heard it here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.26,0:02:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spread the word. \NCaptioned by Jeff