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F*@#ing Ben Affleck

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    Oh, Hi Sarah.
    It's been a long time.
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    I guess you've been... busy with...
    Matt Damon.
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    I've been busy too.
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    I've been thinking about us, and you
    and him and, I'm happy for you. I really am.
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    He's a great guy.
    I mean he's the sexiest man alive.
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    I found somebodye
    pretty sexy too.
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    I don't know
    if you've heard, but...
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    I'm fucking Ben Affleck!
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    He's fucking Ben Affleck.
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    While you and Matt are swappin' spit.
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    I said I'm fucking Ben Affleck!
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    He said he's fucking Ben Affleck.
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    Hey Sarah, he's got bigger tits.
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    They're not hairy though, right?
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    No.
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    Brad Pitt:
    Excuse me... Is someone here...
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    fucking Ben Affleck?
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    I am! I'm fucking him!
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    Brad Pitt:
    Great. Sign here.
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    Thank you.
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    [Reads cake] Congratulations
    on fucking Ben Affleck.
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    Crowd & Ben:
    Ahhhh.
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    Brad Pitt:
    What did you wish for?
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    When we're together
    there's this feeling inside.
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    It's like a million butterflies
    flutterin' in my behind.
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    I love the dimple in your chin,
    I see diamonds in your eyes.
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    When I'm fucking you
    Ben Affleck, I feel like I can fly.
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    And our fucking won't be stopped
    no matter how hard they try.
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    They can't stop it.
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    They can't stop it.
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    Joan Jett:
    You won't tear them apart.
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    You can't stop this love affair,
    'cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.
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    Robin Williams: This is not a man crush.
    He's fucking our friend Ben.
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    Don Cheadle: And so we all...
    we all hope Matt will understand.
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    He's fucking Ben
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    Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan:
    Fucking Ben Affleck
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    Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy's the one
    who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison.
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    Just like prison.
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    Macy Gray:
    He's fucking Ben. Ben Affleck's his guy.
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    Joel Madden and Benji Madden:
    Oh, it's through the fucking night and day.
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    Lance Bass:
    Just ask Huey!
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    Cameron Diaz: Okay, I'll ask him.
    Huey, did you see them fuck at all?
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    Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them fuck.
    They were in a bathroom stall.
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    Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh,
    he's fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck.
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    He's fuuuucking Bennnn!
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    He's fucking Ben.
    He's fucking Ben Affleck!
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    Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy's the one
    who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison!
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    Meatloaf & Everyone: He's fucking Ben.
    Ben Affleck's his guy!
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    Joel Madden and Benji Madden:
    Do the fucking every way.
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    Dicky Barrett:
    Just ask Don Cheadle!
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    Don Cheadle:
    Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh, he's fucking Ben.
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    He's fucking Ben Affleck!
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    [Harrison Ford blows a kiss
    to Ben and Jimmy]
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    Everyone: Jimmy's the one
    who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison.
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    Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn:
    Just like prison!
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    He's fucking Ben!
    Fucking Ben Affleck.
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    Jimmy's the one who's fucking Ben Affleck
    like they're in prison.
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    He's fucking Ben.
    Ben Affleck's his guy!
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    Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They've been
    making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!
Title:
F*@#ing Ben Affleck
Description:

Jimmy reveals that he is f*@#ing Ben Affleck

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Video Language:
Portuguese, Brazilian
Duration:
05:50
ALEXANDRE CLEMENTE edited English subtitles for F*@#ing Ben Affleck
ALEXANDRE CLEMENTE edited English subtitles for F*@#ing Ben Affleck
Alexandre Clemente edited English subtitles for F*@#ing Ben Affleck
Alexandre Clemente edited English subtitles for F*@#ing Ben Affleck
Alexandre Clemente edited English subtitles for F*@#ing Ben Affleck
Alexandre Clemente edited English subtitles for F*@#ing Ben Affleck
Alexandre Clemente edited English subtitles for F*@#ing Ben Affleck
Alexandre Clemente edited English subtitles for F*@#ing Ben Affleck

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