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Oh, Hi Sarah.
It's been a long time.
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I guess you've been... busy with...
Matt Damon.
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I've been busy too.
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I've been thinking about us, and you
and him and, I'm happy for you. I really am.
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He's a great guy.
I mean he's the sexiest man alive.
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I found somebodye
pretty sexy too.
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I don't know
if you've heard, but...
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I'm fucking Ben Affleck!
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He's fucking Ben Affleck.
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While you and Matt are swappin' spit.
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I said I'm fucking Ben Affleck!
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He said he's fucking Ben Affleck.
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Hey Sarah, he's got bigger tits.
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They're not hairy though, right?
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No.
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Brad Pitt:
Excuse me... Is someone here...
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fucking Ben Affleck?
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I am! I'm fucking him!
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Brad Pitt:
Great. Sign here.
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Thank you.
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[Reads cake] Congratulations
on fucking Ben Affleck.
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Crowd & Ben:
Ahhhh.
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Brad Pitt:
What did you wish for?
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When we're together
there's this feeling inside.
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It's like a million butterflies
flutterin' in my behind.
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I love the dimple in your chin,
I see diamonds in your eyes.
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When I'm fucking you
Ben Affleck, I feel like I can fly.
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And our fucking won't be stopped
no matter how hard they try.
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They can't stop it.
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They can't stop it.
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Joan Jett:
You won't tear them apart.
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You can't stop this love affair,
'cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.
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Robin Williams: This is not a man crush.
He's fucking our friend Ben.
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Don Cheadle: And so we all...
we all hope Matt will understand.
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He's fucking Ben
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Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan:
Fucking Ben Affleck
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Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy's the one
who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison.
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Just like prison.
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Macy Gray:
He's fucking Ben. Ben Affleck's his guy.
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Joel Madden and Benji Madden:
Oh, it's through the fucking night and day.
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Lance Bass:
Just ask Huey!
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Cameron Diaz: Okay, I'll ask him.
Huey, did you see them fuck at all?
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Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them fuck.
They were in a bathroom stall.
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Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh,
he's fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck.
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He's fuuuucking Bennnn!
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He's fucking Ben.
He's fucking Ben Affleck!
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Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy's the one
who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison!
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Meatloaf & Everyone: He's fucking Ben.
Ben Affleck's his guy!
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Joel Madden and Benji Madden:
Do the fucking every way.
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Dicky Barrett:
Just ask Don Cheadle!
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Don Cheadle:
Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh, he's fucking Ben.
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He's fucking Ben Affleck!
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[Harrison Ford blows a kiss
to Ben and Jimmy]
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Everyone: Jimmy's the one
who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison.
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Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn:
Just like prison!
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He's fucking Ben!
Fucking Ben Affleck.
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Jimmy's the one who's fucking Ben Affleck
like they're in prison.
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He's fucking Ben.
Ben Affleck's his guy!
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Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They've been
making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!
