Oh, Hi Sarah.
It's been a long time.
I guess you've been... busy with...
Matt Damon.
I've been busy too.
I've been thinking about us, and you
and him and, I'm happy for you. I really am.
He's a great guy.
I mean he's the sexiest man alive.
I found somebodye
pretty sexy too.
I don't know
if you've heard, but...
I'm fucking Ben Affleck!
He's fucking Ben Affleck.
While you and Matt are swappin' spit.
I said I'm fucking Ben Affleck!
He said he's fucking Ben Affleck.
Hey Sarah, he's got bigger tits.
They're not hairy though, right?
No.
Brad Pitt:
Excuse me... Is someone here...
fucking Ben Affleck?
I am! I'm fucking him!
Brad Pitt:
Great. Sign here.
Thank you.
[Reads cake] Congratulations
on fucking Ben Affleck.
Crowd & Ben:
Ahhhh.
Brad Pitt:
What did you wish for?
When we're together
there's this feeling inside.
It's like a million butterflies
flutterin' in my behind.
I love the dimple in your chin,
I see diamonds in your eyes.
When I'm fucking you
Ben Affleck, I feel like I can fly.
And our fucking won't be stopped
no matter how hard they try.
They can't stop it.
They can't stop it.
Joan Jett:
You won't tear them apart.
You can't stop this love affair,
'cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.
Robin Williams: This is not a man crush.
He's fucking our friend Ben.
Don Cheadle: And so we all...
we all hope Matt will understand.
He's fucking Ben
Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan:
Fucking Ben Affleck
Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy's the one
who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison.
Just like prison.
Macy Gray:
He's fucking Ben. Ben Affleck's his guy.
Joel Madden and Benji Madden:
Oh, it's through the fucking night and day.
Lance Bass:
Just ask Huey!
Cameron Diaz: Okay, I'll ask him.
Huey, did you see them fuck at all?
Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them fuck.
They were in a bathroom stall.
Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh,
he's fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck.
He's fuuuucking Bennnn!
He's fucking Ben.
He's fucking Ben Affleck!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy's the one
who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison!
Meatloaf & Everyone: He's fucking Ben.
Ben Affleck's his guy!
Joel Madden and Benji Madden:
Do the fucking every way.
Dicky Barrett:
Just ask Don Cheadle!
Don Cheadle:
Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh, he's fucking Ben.
He's fucking Ben Affleck!
[Harrison Ford blows a kiss
to Ben and Jimmy]
Everyone: Jimmy's the one
who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison.
Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn:
Just like prison!
He's fucking Ben!
Fucking Ben Affleck.
Jimmy's the one who's fucking Ben Affleck
like they're in prison.
He's fucking Ben.
Ben Affleck's his guy!
Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They've been
making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!