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Oh, Hi Sarah. 
It's been a long time.

2
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I guess you've been... busy with... 
Matt Damon.

3
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I've been busy too.

4
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I've been thinking about us, and you 
and him and, I'm happy for you. I really am.

5
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He's a great guy.
I mean he's the sexiest man alive.

6
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I found somebodye 
pretty sexy too.

7
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I don't know
if you've heard, but...

8
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I'm fucking Ben Affleck!


9
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He's fucking Ben Affleck.

10
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While you and Matt are swappin' spit.

11
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I said I'm fucking Ben Affleck!


12
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He said he's fucking Ben Affleck.

13
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Hey Sarah, he's got bigger tits.


14
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They're not hairy though, right?

15
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No.

16
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Brad Pitt: 
Excuse me... Is someone here...

17
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fucking Ben Affleck?

18
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I am! I'm fucking him!

19
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Brad Pitt: 
Great. Sign here.

20
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Thank you.

21
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[Reads cake] Congratulations
on fucking Ben Affleck.

22
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Crowd & Ben: 
Ahhhh.

23
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Brad Pitt: 
What did you wish for?

24
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When we're together 
there's this feeling inside.

25
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It's like a million butterflies
flutterin' in my behind.

26
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I love the dimple in your chin,
I see diamonds in your eyes.

27
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When I'm fucking you 
Ben Affleck, I feel like I can fly.

28
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And our fucking won't be stopped
no matter how hard they try.

29
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They can't stop it.

30
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They can't stop it.

31
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Joan Jett: 
You won't tear them apart.

32
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You can't stop this love affair, 
'cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.

33
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Robin Williams: This is not a man crush.
He's fucking our friend Ben.

34
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Don Cheadle: And so we all... 
we all hope Matt will understand.

35
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He's fucking Ben

36
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Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: 
Fucking Ben Affleck

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Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy's the one
who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison.

38
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Just like prison.

39
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Macy Gray: 
He's fucking Ben. Ben Affleck's his guy.

40
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Joel Madden and Benji Madden: 
Oh, it's through the fucking night and day.

41
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Lance Bass:
Just ask Huey!

42
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Cameron Diaz: Okay, I'll ask him. 
Huey, did you see them fuck at all?

43
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Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them fuck.
They were in a bathroom stall.

44
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Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh,
he's fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck.

45
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He's fuuuucking Bennnn!


46
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He's fucking Ben. 
He's fucking Ben Affleck!

47
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Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy's the one
who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison!

48
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Meatloaf & Everyone: He's fucking Ben.
Ben Affleck's his guy!

49
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Joel Madden and Benji Madden: 
Do the fucking every way.

50
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Dicky Barrett:
Just ask Don Cheadle!

51
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Don Cheadle: 
Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh, he's fucking Ben.

52
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He's fucking Ben Affleck!

53
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[Harrison Ford blows a kiss
to Ben and Jimmy]

54
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Everyone: Jimmy's the one 
who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison.

55
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Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn:
Just like prison!

56
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He's fucking Ben! 
Fucking Ben Affleck.

57
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Jimmy's the one who's fucking Ben Affleck
like they're in prison.

58
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He's fucking Ben. 
Ben Affleck's his guy!

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Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They've been 
making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!