Oh, Hi Sarah. It's been a long time.
I guess you've been... busy with... Matt Damon.
I've been busy too.
I've been thinking about us, and you and him and, I'm happy for you. I really am.
He's a great guy. I mean he's the sexiest man alive.
I found somebodye pretty sexy too.
I don't know if you've heard, but...
I'm fucking Ben Affleck!
He's fucking Ben Affleck.
While you and Matt are swappin' spit.
I said I'm fucking Ben Affleck!
He said he's fucking Ben Affleck.
Hey Sarah, he's got bigger tits.
They're not hairy though, right?
No.
Brad Pitt: Excuse me... Is someone here...
fucking Ben Affleck?
I am! I'm fucking him!
Brad Pitt: Great. Sign here.
Thank you.
[Reads cake] Congratulations on fucking Ben Affleck.
Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh.
Brad Pitt: What did you wish for?
When we're together there's this feeling inside.
It's like a million butterflies flutterin' in my behind.
I love the dimple in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes.
When I'm fucking you Ben Affleck, I feel like I can fly.
And our fucking won't be stopped no matter how hard they try.
They can't stop it.
Joan Jett: You won't tear them apart.
You can't stop this love affair, 'cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.
Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He's fucking our friend Ben.
Don Cheadle: And so we all... we all hope Matt will understand.
He's fucking Ben
Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: Fucking Ben Affleck
Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy's the one who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison.
Just like prison.
Macy Gray: He's fucking Ben. Ben Affleck's his guy.
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it's through the fucking night and day.
Lance Bass: Just ask Huey!
Cameron Diaz: Okay, I'll ask him. Huey, did you see them fuck at all?
Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them fuck. They were in a bathroom stall.
Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh, he's fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck.
He's fuuuucking Bennnn!
He's fucking Ben. He's fucking Ben Affleck!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy's the one who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison!
Meatloaf & Everyone: He's fucking Ben. Ben Affleck's his guy!
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Do the fucking every way.
Dicky Barrett: Just ask Don Cheadle!
Don Cheadle: Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh, he's fucking Ben.
He's fucking Ben Affleck!
[Harrison Ford blows a kiss to Ben and Jimmy]
Everyone: Jimmy's the one who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison.
Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn: Just like prison!
He's fucking Ben! Fucking Ben Affleck.
Jimmy's the one who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison.
He's fucking Ben. Ben Affleck's his guy!
Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They've been making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!