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♪ Put on my blue tracksuit
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♪ and I got on a bus
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♪ Sat down by the man
stinking of stale piss
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♪ and got up again with minimal fuss
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♪ At the Mecca Bingo
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♪ where the Muslims go to bet
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♪ Yeah, I got off at the right bus stop
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♪ but I ain't done no shopping yet
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♪ but I'm walking to Lidl
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♪ Yeah I'm walking with my
Primark shopping bag
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♪ Walking to Lidl
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♪ Cuz there's a special
on my favourite fags
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♪ Saw the half-price chicken
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♪ on the corner of aisle 6
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♪ Saw old Mavis had her eye on it
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♪ so I nicked her walking stick!
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♪ Now security, they did not see me
-
♪ They just loitered round the door
-
♪ But I've got chicken in my bag
and with the special on fags
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♪ I know I'm coming back for more!
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♪ I love shopping in Lidl
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♪ I love 20 packs of crisps for 15p
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♪ Shopping in Lidl
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♪ Cider for 10p is great for me
-
♪ Shopping in Lidl
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♪ The only place to go to get your fill
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♪ Shopping in Lidl
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♪ When you end up with a minus £10 bill
-
♪ They've got codfish on the counter
(Oooohhh)
-
♪ Bananas hanging in the air
(Oooohhh)
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♪ With your limited funds
you can still buy food
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♪ When you think you haven't got a prayer
-
♪ You got a prayer in Lidl
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♪ Down in the wine and beer aisle
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♪ I fill up my bag with booze
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♪ They ask me if I'm gonna pay for it
-
♪ I said, "Is the Pope a Jew?"
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♪ So they take me into the office
-
♪ and I shout with all my might
-
♪ They said,
"Tell me, are you a robbing slag?"
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♪ I said, "Yes I am tonight!"
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♪ I love shopping in Lidl
(Shopping in Lidl)
-
♪ Tins whose labels I can't understand
-
♪ Shopping in Lidl
(Shopping in Lidl)
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♪ It's a cut-price shopping wonderland
-
♪ Shopping in Lidl
(Shopping in Lidl)
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♪ It's a place where
dreams are bought and sold
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♪ Shopping in Lidl
(Shopping in Lidl)
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♪ A multicultural place for young and old
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♪ Put on my blue tracksuit... ♪
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Forgot the fucking milk!
