♪ Put on my blue tracksuit

♪ and I got on a bus

♪ Sat down by the man 
stinking of stale piss

♪ and got up again with minimal fuss

♪ At the Mecca Bingo

♪ where the Muslims go to bet

♪ Yeah, I got off at the right bus stop

♪ but I ain't done no shopping yet

♪ but I'm walking to Lidl

♪ Yeah I'm walking with my 
Primark shopping bag

♪ Walking to Lidl

♪ Cuz there's a special 
on my favourite fags

♪ Saw the half-price chicken

♪ on the corner of aisle 6

♪ Saw old Mavis had her eye on it

♪ so I nicked her walking stick!

♪ Now security, they did not see me

♪ They just loitered round the door

♪ But I've got chicken in my bag
and with the special on fags

♪ I know I'm coming back for more!

♪ I love shopping in Lidl

♪ I love 20 packs of crisps for 15p

♪ Shopping in Lidl

♪ Cider for 10p is great for me

♪ Shopping in Lidl

♪ The only place to go to get your fill

♪ Shopping in Lidl

♪ When you end up with a minus £10 bill

♪ They've got codfish on the counter
(Oooohhh)

♪ Bananas hanging in the air
(Oooohhh)

♪ With your limited funds 
you can still buy food

♪ When you think you haven't got a prayer

♪ You got a prayer in Lidl

♪ Down in the wine and beer aisle

♪ I fill up my bag with booze

♪ They ask me if I'm gonna pay for it

♪ I said, "Is the Pope a Jew?"

♪ So they take me into the office

♪ and I shout with all my might

♪ They said, 
"Tell me, are you a robbing slag?"

♪ I said, "Yes I am tonight!"

♪ I love shopping in Lidl
(Shopping in Lidl)

♪ Tins whose labels I can't understand

♪ Shopping in Lidl
(Shopping in Lidl)

♪ It's a cut-price shopping wonderland

♪ Shopping in Lidl
(Shopping in Lidl)

♪ It's a place where 
dreams are bought and sold

♪ Shopping in Lidl
(Shopping in Lidl)

♪ A multicultural place for young and old

♪ Put on my blue tracksuit... ♪

Forgot the fucking milk!