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♪ Put on my blue tracksuit

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♪ and I got on a bus

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♪ Sat down by the man 
stinking of stale piss

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♪ and got up again with minimal fuss

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♪ At the Mecca Bingo

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♪ where the Muslims go to bet

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♪ Yeah, I got off at the right bus stop

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♪ but I ain't done no shopping yet

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♪ but I'm walking to Lidl

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♪ Yeah I'm walking with my 
Primark shopping bag

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♪ Walking to Lidl

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♪ Cuz there's a special 
on my favourite fags

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♪ Saw the half-price chicken

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♪ on the corner of aisle 6

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♪ Saw old Mavis had her eye on it

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♪ so I nicked her walking stick!

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♪ Now security, they did not see me

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♪ They just loitered round the door

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♪ But I've got chicken in my bag
and with the special on fags

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♪ I know I'm coming back for more!

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♪ I love shopping in Lidl

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♪ I love 20 packs of crisps for 15p

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♪ Shopping in Lidl

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♪ Cider for 10p is great for me

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♪ Shopping in Lidl

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♪ The only place to go to get your fill

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♪ Shopping in Lidl

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♪ When you end up with a minus £10 bill

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♪ They've got codfish on the counter
(Oooohhh)

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♪ Bananas hanging in the air
(Oooohhh)

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♪ With your limited funds 
you can still buy food

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♪ When you think you haven't got a prayer

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♪ You got a prayer in Lidl

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♪ Down in the wine and beer aisle

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♪ I fill up my bag with booze

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♪ They ask me if I'm gonna pay for it

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♪ I said, "Is the Pope a Jew?"

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♪ So they take me into the office

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♪ and I shout with all my might

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♪ They said, 
"Tell me, are you a robbing slag?"

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♪ I said, "Yes I am tonight!"

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♪ I love shopping in Lidl
(Shopping in Lidl)

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♪ Tins whose labels I can't understand

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♪ Shopping in Lidl
(Shopping in Lidl)

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♪ It's a cut-price shopping wonderland

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♪ Shopping in Lidl
(Shopping in Lidl)

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♪ It's a place where 
dreams are bought and sold

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♪ Shopping in Lidl
(Shopping in Lidl)

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♪ A multicultural place for young and old

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♪ Put on my blue tracksuit... ♪

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Forgot the fucking milk!