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Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.74,0:00:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Put on my blue tracksuit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.52,0:00:15.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ and I got on a bus
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.22,0:00:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Sat down by the man \Nstinking of stale piss
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.95,0:00:21.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ and got up again with minimal fuss
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.50,0:00:25.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ At the Mecca Bingo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.98,0:00:29.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ where the Muslims go to bet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.92,0:00:33.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Yeah, I got off at the right bus stop
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.46,0:00:36.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ but I ain't done no shopping yet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.38,0:00:38.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ but I'm walking to Lidl
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.33,0:00:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Yeah I'm walking with my \NPrimark shopping bag
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.38,0:00:47.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Walking to Lidl
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.86,0:00:52.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Cuz there's a special \Non my favourite fags
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.01,0:00:57.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Saw the half-price chicken
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.47,0:01:01.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ on the corner of aisle 6
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.34,0:01:05.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Saw old Mavis had her eye on it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.19,0:01:08.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ so I nicked her walking stick!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.77,0:01:12.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Now security, they did not see me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.22,0:01:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ They just loitered round the door
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.08,0:01:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ But I've got chicken in my bag\Nand with the special on fags
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.78,0:01:22.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I know I'm coming back for more!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.65,0:01:25.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I love shopping in Lidl
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.44,0:01:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I love 20 packs of crisps for 15p
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.47,0:01:32.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Shopping in Lidl
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.81,0:01:37.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Cider for 10p is great for me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.71,0:01:40.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Shopping in Lidl
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.44,0:01:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ The only place to go to get your fill
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.20,0:01:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Shopping in Lidl
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.68,0:01:54.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ When you end up with a minus £10 bill
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.54,0:02:05.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ They've got codfish on the counter\N(Oooohhh)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.84,0:02:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Bananas hanging in the air\N(Oooohhh)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.46,0:02:19.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ With your limited funds \Nyou can still buy food
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.07,0:02:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ When you think you haven't got a prayer
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.13,0:02:30.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You got a prayer in Lidl
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.99,0:02:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Down in the wine and beer aisle
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.98,0:02:41.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I fill up my bag with booze
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.61,0:02:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ They ask me if I'm gonna pay for it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.46,0:02:48.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I said, "Is the Pope a Jew?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.09,0:02:52.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ So they take me into the office
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.67,0:02:56.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ and I shout with all my might
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.22,0:03:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ They said, \N"Tell me, are you a robbing slag?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.20,0:03:03.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I said, "Yes I am tonight!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.11,0:03:07.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I love shopping in Lidl\N(Shopping in Lidl)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.42,0:03:10.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Tins whose labels I can't understand
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.93,0:03:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Shopping in Lidl\N(Shopping in Lidl)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.53,0:03:18.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ It's a cut-price shopping wonderland
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.29,0:03:22.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Shopping in Lidl\N(Shopping in Lidl)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.14,0:03:25.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ It's a place where \Ndreams are bought and sold
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.65,0:03:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Shopping in Lidl\N(Shopping in Lidl)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.24,0:03:34.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ A multicultural place for young and old
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.26,0:03:49.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Put on my blue tracksuit... ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.39,0:04:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forgot the fucking milk!