Garam Masala (With English Subtitles)
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2:37 - 2:38Charm
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2:38 - 2:41My, my! The charm
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2:41 - 2:43Stunning charm
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2:43 - 2:46Maddening charm
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2:46 - 2:48charm
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2:48 - 2:50Fatal charm
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2:50 - 2:53deadly charm
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2:53 - 2:56It's killing
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2:56 - 3:01crazed souls, lost in the charm
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3:01 - 3:05charm. My, my! The charm
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3:05 - 3:07Stunning charm
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3:07 - 3:10Maddening charm
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3:10 - 3:14charm. Fatal charm
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3:14 - 3:16deadly charm
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3:16 - 3:20It's killing
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3:20 - 3:43crazed souls, lost in the charm
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3:43 - 3:48I desire to kiss you on the lips...
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3:48 - 3:50...to rock in your arms
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3:50 - 3:53come to me
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3:53 - 3:58From your tresses, let
me steal the fragrance -
3:58 - 4:03Let me behold you in
my eyes, don't go away -
4:03 - 4:08My love, I fell for
you at first sight -
4:08 - 4:09charm
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4:09 - 4:12My, my! The charm
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4:12 - 4:14Stunning charm
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4:14 - 4:18Maddening charm
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4:18 - 4:21charm. Fatal charm.
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4:21 - 4:24Deadly charm
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4:24 - 4:27It's killing
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4:27 - 5:00crazed souls, lost in the charm
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5:00 - 5:05I'm restless, comfort me
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5:05 - 5:10Feign love if you
want, at least look at me -
5:10 - 5:14You won't find
another golden opportunity -
5:14 - 5:17come into my arms, my love
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5:17 - 5:20don't torment me
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5:20 - 5:25I'm your lover, let me enjoy love
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5:25 - 5:26charm
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5:26 - 5:29My, my! The charm
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5:29 - 5:31Stunning charm
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5:31 - 5:34Maddening charm
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5:34 - 5:36charm
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5:36 - 5:38Fatal charm
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5:38 - 5:41deadly charm'
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5:41 - 5:44It's killing
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5:44 - 5:48crazed souls, lost in the charm
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5:48 - 5:51what are you doing?
- I'm sorry. Sorry... -
5:51 - 5:54Bloody assistant! Get out of here.
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5:54 - 5:59Go! Get out of here. I
don't want you here. Go! Out! -
5:59 - 6:01Will you teach your teacher, eh?
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6:01 - 6:05Idiot! Bloody junior! C'mon, girls.
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6:05 - 6:07Don't spoil your mood.
Put your smile up. -
6:07 - 6:12And you please lose some weight.
- Mac! -
6:12 - 6:14Call for you, sir.
- Who the hell is it? -
6:14 - 6:17Your fiancée. Anjali
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6:17 - 6:19junior
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6:19 - 6:26Long-hair! I'm talking to you.
Answer the phone and say I'm not in. -
6:26 - 6:29Tell her. Tell her.
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6:29 - 6:32Yes sister-in-law, he asked me
to tell you that he is not in -
6:32 - 6:38Five hours for a minor task,
eh? Have you been playing around? -
6:38 - 6:40Who will pay for this? My father?
- Right -
6:40 - 6:45It takes time to do a good job.
Why don't you be the face... -
6:45 - 6:47on the back cover?
It'll sell like hot cakes -
6:47 - 6:50why do you come in?
Mind your own business -
6:50 - 6:52I haven't changed the models. Look
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6:52 - 6:56I haven't changed them. Go on.
-He finds reasons to touch the girls! -
6:56 - 7:00They go sniffing
everywhere for girls -
7:00 - 7:01what did you understand?
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7:01 - 7:13Why are you shaking
your head? C'mon. Smile. -
7:13 - 7:16Excuse me, sir... is Mac inside?
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7:16 - 7:19Why do you want him?
- She's going to bear Mac's baby -
7:19 - 7:22what...?
- I mean, Mac's fiancee. Anjali -
7:22 - 7:26She wants to meet Mac.
- I see. So you are Mac's fiancee -
7:26 - 7:31Is he in at the moment? - Of
course. He's been waiting for you -
7:31 - 7:34come with me.
- That's like it -
7:34 - 7:38Stop following me! Are you a dog?
- I'm Mac's best friend -
7:38 - 7:41Out! This is not a zoo.
No animals allowed here -
7:41 - 7:43Then what are you doing here?
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7:43 - 7:46Don't raise your hands.
- Out! -
7:46 - 7:48Don't raise your hands.
- Out! Dog -
7:48 - 7:51Good. Perfect.
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7:51 - 7:54Come... he's so hardworking. See
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7:54 - 8:05Mac, look who's here.
- Who is it? -
8:05 - 8:06Listen Sanchita...
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8:06 - 8:11what...?
- Sorry... Anjali, listen to me -
8:11 - 8:13Start the car. I'm going to the
airport I don't want to hear a thing -
8:13 - 8:17what has happened?
- You said you will not be in office -
8:17 - 8:20You could've told me if you didn't
want to see me. Why did you lie? -
8:20 - 8:23Who lied to you? I'm
telling you the truth -
8:23 - 8:27I just came ten minutes back,
I swear. - You are lying -
8:27 - 8:31You should be ashamed of yourself.
- Hush! Why should I be ashamed? -
8:31 - 8:34Those semi-nude girls! How
could you touch them all over? -
8:34 - 8:35That's my business.
- Business? -
8:35 - 8:39I mean, I have to show
them what pose to take -
8:39 - 8:43You are an educated girl,
you should understand that -
8:43 - 8:46I don't know about that. I
can't see you with other girls -
8:46 - 8:51All right, listen to me.
You are my fiancée, trust me -
8:51 - 8:54I'll never lie to you,
trust me. Now... -
8:54 - 8:59go home, I'll come over and
explain. Okay? I love you. Bye -
8:59 - 9:03Bye. Your dress
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9:03 - 9:07Swine! Why did you bring her here?
- She brought me here -
9:07 - 9:10How'd I know that you were
having fun with those girls? -
9:10 - 9:13I'll hit you!
- Give it to me! Don't keep debts -
9:13 - 9:15You haven't paid the car's fare.
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9:15 - 9:17It runs on gas,
you dig? Pay up, now! -
9:17 - 9:19All right, I'll pay you.
Don't be angry, go now -
9:19 - 9:23Take it easy. Drop her
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9:23 - 9:28Bye, darling. Hurry up
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9:28 - 9:33Garam Masala magazine. Sure.
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9:33 - 9:37Garam Masala magazine.
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9:37 - 9:39Yes. So?
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9:39 - 9:44You promised a dinner
with me this Saturday -
9:44 - 9:48where?
- A new Chinese restaurant... -
9:48 - 9:52china Town. I have booked the table
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9:52 - 9:56I'll wait for you outside
the Restaurant at 5:30 sharp -
9:56 - 9:58Hi Mac.
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9:58 - 10:02Let's meet at 5:30 tomorrow.
We'll have your favourite food... -
10:02 - 10:04at the new Chinese restaurant
china Town. What do you think? -
10:04 - 10:08After dinner, we'll
go for a movie. Okay? -
10:08 - 10:18Programme fixed? - Ok. -
See you tomorrow! - Mac! Mac! -
10:18 - 10:23Tell him.
- Sir, it's time you gave us a raise -
10:23 - 10:28Also give us a car and
a three-bedroom flat -
10:28 - 10:33No way. I'm thinking of
giving a fivefold raise... -
10:33 - 10:36a bungalow and a Mercedes each
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10:36 - 10:41You are joking, sir.
- Who started it? -
10:41 - 10:45Morons! I'm planning
to halve your pay checks -
10:45 - 10:52I spent 300,000 for the cover page,
and what do you guys give me? -
10:52 - 10:56I can't see a thing.
- Not me! He shot it -
10:56 - 11:00And this?
- He shot it -
11:00 - 11:03Aren't you guys ashamed? I sent
you to the inaugural function... -
11:03 - 11:06because the chief
Minister was the chief guest. -
11:06 - 11:08And the photos you got...
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11:08 - 11:11he is not to be seen here!
What's this? -
11:11 - 11:16Scissors and breasts! Legs
and a headless chief Minister -
11:16 - 11:21Sir, it's the camera. You must
give us sophisticated cameras -
11:21 - 11:24cameras? Learn photography first
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11:24 - 11:28Look, if this continues,
I'm going to fire you guys -
11:28 - 11:31Sorry, we won't repeat
this mistake. - Yes sir, sorry -
11:31 - 11:34Something is approaching, know what?
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11:34 - 11:36Yes sir, my birthday.
- Damn -
11:36 - 11:40Not your birthday. International
press photography competition -
11:40 - 11:44Get some photos that I can send
over and make our company famous -
11:44 - 11:47Am I to send legs there?
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11:47 - 11:53If you can't give me pictures,
I'll make peons out of you! -
11:53 - 11:55Go away. Don't make
my blood pressure rise -
11:55 - 11:59who is she? Whose legs are these?
- keep the legs here and get lost -
11:59 - 12:01The boss orders us to leave.
Let's get to work -
12:01 - 12:03Sorry, sir
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12:03 - 12:08Leave
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12:08 - 12:11Haven't I told you to turn
off the tap after bathing? -
12:11 - 12:15I always turn it off after
you bathe! - You should do that -
12:15 - 12:19Because, I'm the boss here.
-Company gives me this accommodation -
12:19 - 12:22Thank me for that. They
don't care about you anyway -
12:22 - 12:25Now stop chewing my brains,
I got to leave -
12:25 - 12:28I'm leaving too. Where are you
going? - To the temple. Coming? -
12:28 - 12:56No. I'm going to the zoo. Coming?
- Not after watching you! -
12:56 - 13:01C'mon. Hurry up and get ready.
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13:01 - 13:09Shirt...?
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13:09 - 13:52Sorry.
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13:52 - 13:53What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here? -
13:53 - 13:55Maggie called me.
- Maggie called me! -
13:55 - 14:00Easy, easy. I didn't call you guys,
you guys called me here -
14:00 - 14:03I called Maggie here.
- I too called her -
14:03 - 14:06damn you! - No fights.
We'll have dinner together -
14:06 - 14:09All right, I'll foot the bill.
- I'll foot the bill. It's my party -
14:09 - 14:11pay yours, I'll foot Maggie's bill.
- Why don't we eat first? -
14:11 - 14:14Let's decide it later.
- All right -
14:14 - 14:17Let me go!
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14:17 - 14:21God! Both of you, leave me
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14:21 - 14:25Get lost!
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14:25 - 14:28Are you blind?
- Bloody idiot -
14:28 - 14:31Sorry.
- Go and hit him -
14:31 - 15:01Let's go, darling
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15:01 - 15:05Your food, sir.
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15:05 - 15:08Maggie, I ordered this for you.
Especially, for your eyes -
15:08 - 15:12Your eyes are perfect.
Eat what I ordered for you -
15:12 - 15:16It's good for your heart and mind.
- You need brains, you eat -
15:16 - 15:18I have brains.
- So why don't you bring it? -
15:18 - 15:20Shut up!
- Cool -
15:20 - 15:22don't fight. I'll
eat both. Let's eat... -
15:22 - 15:25I'm very hungry.
- Okay, darling -
15:25 - 15:31do it fast. Don't waste
your time on one table -
15:31 - 15:38Eat this, good for
you thighs... eyes -
15:38 - 15:40I said, I'll pay.
- I'll pay -
15:40 - 15:42I pay!
- Not fair. It's my party -
15:42 - 15:46I'll pay for myself and Maggie.
- It's not tip, it's a bill -
15:46 - 15:49You carry on... eat my share too.
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15:49 - 15:52This dinner's on me. Nobody pays.
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15:52 - 15:56Forget it, Sam. Next time.
Let him pay this time -
15:56 - 16:00If you say so. But I
don't take favours -
16:00 - 16:03come on Sam, don't
fight now. Cool down -
16:03 - 16:10Let me have something.
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16:10 - 16:20Where's my wallet?
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16:20 - 16:26Where are you looking?
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16:26 - 16:34Stupid!
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16:34 - 16:42Shut up, you...
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16:42 - 16:44come with me
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16:44 - 16:51The stupid is disturbing. Where
was I...? People ogle at you... -
16:51 - 16:53Friend...
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16:53 - 16:57I'm sorry, I broke your heart
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16:57 - 17:00I shouldn't be doing this.
Foot the bill, please -
17:00 - 17:03There you are! Now you
know that Maggie is with me -
17:03 - 17:04I should be paying the bill.
- Yes. -
17:04 - 17:07Sorry. Good you didn't
wear glasses. - Why? -
17:07 - 17:10Your lenses... great colour.
Looks good on you -
17:10 - 17:12You like it?
- Yes -
17:12 - 17:18- Are you going to eat those cherries?
- No. Do you want it? -
17:18 - 17:23I like cherries very much.
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17:23 - 17:26You mind it, don't you?
- Mind what? -
17:26 - 17:30I know you're feeling bad.
Here, pay the bill -
17:30 - 17:33Are you crazy?
- Go ahead -
17:33 - 17:36You foot it.
- Not fair -
17:36 - 17:40Forget it. Go dutch on it
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17:40 - 17:55I'll be back, I got to
go to the loo. - Okay -
17:55 - 17:57Madam, bill.
- They are paying -
17:57 - 18:10They left. They said, you will pay.
- What...? -
18:10 - 18:13Greetings, sir.
- Yes, son? Can I help you? -
18:13 - 18:17Perhaps you have no idea,
I'm a great fan of yours -
18:17 - 18:23I want a photograph from you that
has never been published or seen -
18:23 - 18:29And... the negative too.
It's for my personal collection -
18:29 - 18:33I'm willing to pay any price, sir
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18:33 - 18:35I don't have photos right now...
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18:35 - 18:39...but I got some
negatives that you can take -
18:39 - 18:51Fine?
- Yes, sir -
18:51 - 18:56Your father fixed your wedding,
with the consent of the two of you -
18:56 - 19:02But ever since you were engaged,
I've only seen you brawling -
19:02 - 19:07Your fathers were childhood
Friends, they were thick friends -
19:07 - 19:12They came here and together
they joined the Indian Embassy -
19:12 - 19:16Give him water. They retired
together and went back to India -
19:16 - 19:20don't fight and
break their friendship -
19:20 - 19:23If you don't want to marry,
decide it right now -
19:23 - 19:26I never said I don't want to marry
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19:26 - 19:31Okay, I'm sorry. I'll take you
out for movies twice a week... -
19:31 - 19:34I'll take you out
thrice for dinner, and... -
19:34 - 19:39your birthday is on the 27th.
See, I remember, I didn't forget -
19:39 - 19:42On that day I'll be with
you from morning to evening -
19:42 - 19:45And I'll only take
your pictures. Okay? -
19:45 - 19:50If only you keep your promise!
- The day you become a doctor... -
19:50 - 19:58I'll send the two of you to India
and get your married. Now don't belch! -
19:58 - 20:03Maggie didn't come today
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20:03 - 20:06congratulations.
- Congratulations -
20:06 - 20:15congratulations!
- Congratulations -
20:15 - 20:19Shyam, the award you have
won has made our company famous -
20:19 - 20:22what award? -International
press photography award -
20:22 - 20:25didn't you see? All the newspapers
are carrying your picture -
20:25 - 20:29You have been promoted too. - The
company gets 10 million in reward -
20:29 - 20:32One million is for you.
- Thank you, sir -
20:32 - 20:36And a free one-month
trip to America -
20:36 - 20:39I want to give you something else.
- What else? -
20:39 - 20:42Your pay is doubled right away.
- And you listen... -
20:42 - 20:46give him the motorcycle
key and the flat keys to him -
20:46 - 20:52And from now on, he is your boss.
He's senior, you are junior. Dig that? -
20:52 - 20:54Shyam come, we got to talk.
- Thank you, sir -
20:54 - 21:05Move it
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21:05 - 21:07what crap! How can he get an award?
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21:07 - 21:12Sir, you know that he's a
bad shot, but you guys... -
21:12 - 21:15He holds a camera like
he's holding a coconut -
21:15 - 21:19I know you guys well. The two
of you hardly know photography -
21:19 - 21:23But he gets an award!
- Sir, he's a fraud! A cheat -
21:23 - 21:26He steals
photographs for competitions -
21:26 - 21:30I know where he stole
those photographs from -
21:30 - 21:34But he's made our
magazine Garam Masala famous -
21:34 - 21:36Sir, I will fight. I
will not leave this -
21:36 - 21:38This war has to be...
- Shut up! -
21:38 - 21:41Silence, idiot
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21:41 - 21:43This hunger has
heated up your brains -
21:43 - 21:49Attend tonight's party and stuff
yourself. It will cool your brains -
21:49 - 21:51But I will fight
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21:51 - 21:54Out you go!
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21:54 - 22:14I will fight.
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22:14 - 22:17He stole my heart on the sly
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22:17 - 22:20Lord, he took my heart away
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22:20 - 22:24He made me belong to him,
showed me beautiful dreams... -
22:24 - 22:25...and took my heart away
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22:25 - 22:27On the sly...
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22:27 - 22:29...he stole my heart
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22:29 - 23:05On the sly... he stole my heart
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23:05 - 23:09My love, you are handsome
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23:09 - 23:11You fascinate me
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23:11 - 23:15You are mine
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23:15 - 23:19My love, you are handsome
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23:19 - 23:22You fascinate me
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23:22 - 23:25You are mine
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23:25 - 23:28You have set my heart racing
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23:28 - 23:31You have robbed me of my peace
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23:31 - 23:36At the very first sight,
my heart writhed in agony -
23:36 - 23:39On the sly...
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23:39 - 23:41you stole my heart
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23:41 - 23:43On the sly...
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23:43 - 24:16you stole my heart
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24:16 - 24:20My love, the
fragrance of your breath... -
24:20 - 24:22and the magic in your words...
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24:22 - 24:26make me lose my composure
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24:26 - 24:30My love, the
fragrance of your breath... -
24:30 - 24:33and the magic in your words...
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24:33 - 24:37make me lose my composure
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24:37 - 24:39I don't know when I fell in love
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24:39 - 24:42I don't know when I gave in
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24:42 - 24:44You looked into my eyes...
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24:44 - 24:47and said a thousand things
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24:47 - 24:49On the sly...
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24:49 - 24:52you stole my heart
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24:52 - 24:54On the sly...
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24:54 - 24:57you stole my heart
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24:57 - 24:59You stole my heart on the sly
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24:59 - 25:07Lord, she took my heart away
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25:07 - 25:10On the sly...
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25:10 - 25:12you stole my heart
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25:12 - 25:29On the sly you stole my heart
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25:29 - 25:35Ladies and gentlemen, we
dedicate this evening to Shyam -
25:35 - 25:39Friends, I'm happy that...
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25:39 - 25:45Shyam has brought glory to
our magazine Garam Masala -
25:45 - 25:50Glory that makes it
hotter and spicier -
25:50 - 25:55On behalf of the company,
we congratulate Shyam -
25:55 - 25:59we also pray for the
success of his American trip -
25:59 - 26:03So Shyam's here's to you...
a Bon Voyage. -
26:03 - 26:07Thank you, sir.
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26:07 - 26:10Bon voyage, my foot!
Bloody freeloader -
26:10 - 26:14A free trip to America for
stealing photographs. Moron -
26:14 - 26:39don't you guys have self-respect?
Why are you clapping? Are you crazy? -
26:39 - 26:43This friendship...
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26:43 - 26:48...we shall never break
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26:48 - 26:51Stop singing, will you? Stop it
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26:51 - 26:55don't sing on friendship,
please! Stop it -
26:55 - 26:57Sing something else.
- Sing what? -
26:57 - 27:00I'll sing
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27:00 - 27:05You are made neither for
the earth nor for the sky -
27:05 - 27:12what makes you sing melancholy?
- Your identity is... -
27:12 - 27:16why pick a rotten song?
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27:16 - 27:18Forget your friend.
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27:18 - 27:22He stole pictures won an award and
flew off, didn't he? -
27:22 - 27:29So hear me. If you play the music
of honesty, you will go deaf someday -
27:29 - 27:35Someone rightly said. Behind every
bit of luck there's a horrible crime -
27:35 - 27:39whose line was it?
- Not mine. Carry on -
27:39 - 27:42whoever said that, he was right
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27:42 - 27:48Money is truth. If you have money,
you have everything. Else, nothing -
27:48 - 27:53You lost your house, your motorbike,
your girl... they belong to him now -
27:53 - 27:56Moreover, he is your boss now.
Don't you want to defeat him? -
27:56 - 27:58If I have my way...
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27:58 - 28:03...I'll build a villa opposite
the house he snatched from me -
28:03 - 28:09I'll have three imported cars
for the motorbike he took away -
28:09 - 28:14I'll snatch all his girlfriends
away for taking my girlfriend Maggie -
28:14 - 28:20But how's that possible? The
girls we like, never like us -
28:20 - 28:22And the girls who like us,
who cares about them? -
28:22 - 28:27Don't worry about girls, moron.
I'll introduce you to beauties -
28:27 - 28:30But wait, I'm not
running a home of charity -
28:30 - 28:32My help doesn't come for free
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28:32 - 28:36I know, freeloader
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28:36 - 28:39How wide does your mouth open?
- The size of your pocket -
28:39 - 28:44But look, today's girls don't
care for looks but for bank balance -
28:44 - 28:48They look at the house, the car
and the credit cards you possess -
28:48 - 28:55You dig, Romeo?
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28:55 - 28:58Hi.
- Please sit -
28:58 - 29:04He's the one who waits outside the
airport for you. Been a year now -
29:04 - 29:07just to meet you, just to say hello
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29:07 - 29:12This is pooja.
Airhostess. She works for Fast Air -
29:12 - 29:14Hi. I'm Makrand
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29:14 - 29:17Hi. I'm Sweety from HiFi Airways
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29:17 - 29:25You can call me Mac.
- I'm Deepti, from jet Speed Airways -
29:25 - 29:28God spins the wheels
of fortune really well -
29:28 - 29:32He turns a king into a
pauper and a pauper into a king -
29:32 - 29:36It's not God who spun
the wheels. It's the fatso -
29:36 - 29:38The chief editor. He helped me
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29:38 - 29:43whatever. When Shyam returns,
he will boss you around -
29:43 - 29:46And you'll have to obey him
quietly. - That's not worrying me -
29:46 - 29:51But, Maggie kissed him before me!
Well, I got three chicks now -
29:51 - 29:55Maggie looks like a noodle before
them. - Where did you find them? -
29:55 - 29:59Why do you worry about that? You
were supposed to show me a house -
29:59 - 30:01Yes, the house...
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30:01 - 30:05Stop droning. Tell me where it is.
- There is one. -Where? -
30:05 - 30:07You'll have to cheat
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30:07 - 30:09I don't want to be jailed. Don't
get me into wrong things. -
30:09 - 30:12Tell me where do I find a house?
- There's no risk -
30:12 - 30:17My ex-boss' flat's always empty.
He had bought it for his daughter -
30:17 - 30:21She now lives in America.
The babe's real hot! -
30:21 - 30:26But she is not straight, you know.
She lives with a black guy... -
30:26 - 30:31hasn't married yet. And her
father doesn't even know about it -
30:31 - 30:35Let me tell you the biggest risk
-
30:35 - 30:36Forget it.
- Tell me -
30:36 - 30:40I won't tell anyone, I swear.
- I mustn't talk about the girl... -
30:40 - 30:43Not the girl! About the house!
- The flat is always empty -
30:43 - 30:45He is looking for a caretaker.
-
30:45 - 30:48If you can turn him
around and get the job... -
30:48 - 30:51the flat will be yours.
- So take me to him -
30:51 - 30:55If you take me, you'll never get
the flat. Rather you'll be thrashed -
30:55 - 31:00why will he hit me?
- The man is ruthless, I say -
31:00 - 31:04I had run up a debt at a liquor bar,
so I sold the tyres of his Mercedes -
31:04 - 31:08I thought I'll put the tyres
back when I have the money -
31:08 - 31:12He fired me over such a minor
thing. The bloody sonofagun! -
31:12 - 31:15All right, listen to me
-
31:15 - 31:19I'll fix the old man. But I
need a car for those beauties -
31:19 - 31:22don't worry about the car.
I'll give you a car... -
31:22 - 31:24prettier than the girls.
-
31:24 - 31:26But you won't get the same
car daily. No guarantees -
31:26 - 31:30Never mind. - Tell your
girls you got several cars -
31:30 - 31:32Listen...
- Yes? -
31:32 - 31:38No liquor, no cars.
Just steering wheels -
31:38 - 31:41You are crazy!
-
31:41 - 31:46Name?
- Makrand Godbole. They call me Mac -
31:46 - 31:52what work do you do?
- I'm looking for a job -
31:52 - 31:56But I want to tell you
a sad story about me -
31:56 - 32:01So you are a writer?
- No, sir -
32:01 - 32:08parents, siblings, uncle and aunts...
they are all I have in this world -
32:08 - 32:11I'm their only support
-
32:11 - 32:12So what can I do?
-
32:12 - 32:17What can you do? Give me work, sir
-
32:17 - 32:21know how to drive?
- I know. But I don't drive -
32:21 - 32:27My horoscope predicts a major
accident if I drive for someone -
32:27 - 32:33do you cook? - I do, but I
always add too much salt -
32:33 - 32:35what can you do then?
-
32:35 - 32:42Can you take care of a house?
- That I can do very well -
32:42 - 32:47I don't normally trust strangers
-
32:47 - 32:49But you seem to be
from a good family -
32:49 - 32:53I'm always out of the country
-
32:53 - 33:01I got a flat at port Louis.
Collect the key from me tomorrow -
33:01 - 33:05who?
- Open up -
33:05 - 33:08who's that?
-
33:08 - 33:15I told you about him
-
33:15 - 33:22didn't I tell you? He's Mambo
-
33:22 - 33:23call him here
-
33:23 - 33:30Uncle, he is Mr.
Makrand. People call him Mac -
33:30 - 33:33Hello.
- Attitude problem -
33:33 - 33:35did you tell him?
- Explained him everything -
33:35 - 33:37Told him about me?
- Clearly -
33:37 - 33:40I want a mixer, I
don't make chutney... -
33:40 - 33:42...I want a grinder, I
can't knead dough... -
33:42 - 33:44I want a gas stove,
no outdated stoves. -
33:44 - 33:45Washing machine.
Doesn't wash clothes -
33:45 - 33:48He wants a dishwasher...
-
33:48 - 33:50...and a huge fridge,
because he can't cook everyday -
33:50 - 33:55Television. - If cricket
is on, he'll cook at night -
33:55 - 33:57If it's a day-night match,
you will order something -
33:57 - 34:01I will go to the market, and
nobody questions me about accounts -
34:01 - 34:06Actually... we are young people
-
34:06 - 34:10we play around and have fun. So...
-
34:10 - 34:14I don't want any interference.
- I don't care. Do as you like -
34:14 - 34:19My demands have to be met and I
must get my pay check on the 1 st -
34:19 - 34:35Fine. You are appointed
-
34:35 - 34:41when we first met, I was
wondering where I've seen you before -
34:41 - 34:44Then I remembered where
-
34:44 - 34:47You are the girl I dreamt about
-
34:47 - 34:50know what this is?
- What? -
34:50 - 34:54A ring. A ring that passed down...
-
34:54 - 34:55...from my great
grandmother to my grandmother -
34:55 - 35:00From my grandmother to
my mother and then to me -
35:00 - 35:07I was told to give it to my
life partner whenever I meet her -
35:07 - 35:12And guess what? God heard my
prayers and He gave me a life partner -
35:12 - 35:14Really?
-
35:14 - 35:19What are you doing?
Why did you take it off? -
35:19 - 35:23You are my fiancee now. I'll
give it to you the day we marry -
35:23 - 35:28After that, this ring will
always shine on your finger -
35:28 - 35:32So sweet
-
35:32 - 35:34Chhagan!
-
35:34 - 35:36Drive
-
35:36 - 35:40Babban!
-
35:40 - 35:46Stop
-
35:46 - 35:50come on
-
35:50 - 35:53know what this is?
- A ring -
35:53 - 35:56But it's a very special ring
-
35:56 - 35:59A ring that was passed down from my
great grandmother to my grandmother -
35:59 - 36:02From my grandmother to
my mother and then to me -
36:02 - 36:08I was told to give it to my
life partner whenever I meet her -
36:08 - 36:15That's what I'm doing now
-
36:15 - 36:21what are you doing?
-
36:21 - 36:28Now that you are my fiancee,
I'll give it to you the day we marry -
36:28 - 36:32After that, this ring will
always shine on your finger -
36:32 - 36:36I love you. Mac.
- Control... -
36:36 - 36:46c'mon!
-
36:46 - 36:49Your fingers looks so bare
-
36:49 - 36:52know what? This ring passed down...
-
36:52 - 36:54...from my great
grandmother to my grandmother -
36:54 - 36:58From my grandmother to
my mother and then to me -
36:58 - 37:05I was told to give it to my
life partner whenever I meet her -
37:05 - 37:09And I found you. I'm so happy
-
37:09 - 37:12No... not now...
-
37:12 - 37:16why?
- You are my fiancée now -
37:16 - 37:19I'll give it to you the day we marry
-
37:19 - 37:22Let me go.
- Feeling shy, eh? -
37:22 - 37:35Indian girls are great
-
37:35 - 37:39I see the sky...
-
37:39 - 37:43I see the earth...
-
37:43 - 37:47wherever I see...
-
37:47 - 37:56I find you
-
37:56 - 38:00I see the sky...
-
38:00 - 38:04I see the earth...
-
38:04 - 38:12wherever I see...
I find you -
38:12 - 38:20In every spectacle, I see you
-
38:20 - 38:44There's no place...
where I don't find you -
38:44 - 38:48who lent elegance...
-
38:48 - 38:52...to this marblesque body...?
-
38:52 - 38:56To these dreamy eyes...?
-
38:56 - 39:00To this beautiful face?
-
39:00 - 39:03You are my destination
-
39:03 - 39:07You are my desire
-
39:07 - 39:11The Spring...
-
39:11 - 39:15the marvels...
-
39:15 - 39:19and the stars, without you...
-
39:19 - 39:23I have never seen them
-
39:23 - 39:26I see the sky...
-
39:26 - 39:31I see the earth...
-
39:31 - 39:40wherever I see...
I find you -
39:40 - 39:43You're mine... and only you...
-
39:43 - 39:47You make my dreams come true...
-
39:47 - 39:51I want only you... girl, only you...
-
39:51 - 40:03I love you... Love you...
Love you... only you... -
40:03 - 40:07From your eyes flows...
-
40:07 - 40:11a strange intoxication
-
40:11 - 40:14dazes one and all
-
40:14 - 40:18It's an incredible moment
-
40:18 - 40:22Your radiance captivates me
-
40:22 - 40:26You are my only obsession
-
40:26 - 40:30My love...
-
40:30 - 40:34I shall...
-
40:34 - 40:36never find...
-
40:36 - 40:41a beauty like you
-
40:41 - 40:45I see the sky...
-
40:45 - 40:49I see the earth...
-
40:49 - 41:15wherever I see...
I find you -
41:15 - 41:19Pooja...
- Honey, I'm here -
41:19 - 41:23There! Hurry up, or we'll be late
-
41:23 - 41:27I'm sorry, I started without you.
- Never mind. No formalities. -
41:27 - 41:32Thank you. When are you coming
back? - The day after tomorrow -
41:32 - 41:36The day after tomorrow
By which flight? - IA 9436 -
41:36 - 41:39The Mumbai flight that flies back?
- Right -
41:39 - 41:43when will you be leaving?
- Next day -
41:43 - 41:45Next day. Okay
-
41:45 - 41:49Tell me something, honey.
What do you keep writing? -
41:49 - 41:53Do you think you are a pilot? You
keep track of every minute of mine -
41:53 - 41:57Business is stressing, and I'm
busy. I have to sort things out -
41:57 - 42:00So that when you come home,
I can spend time with you -
42:00 - 42:06we can be together. Water please
-
42:06 - 42:08Mambo!
-
42:08 - 42:11Make two cups of tea!
- Making tea is not that easy -
42:11 - 42:15It's a tough job. Look at me!
You got to light the gas stove... -
42:15 - 42:20boil water, put tea-leaves,
add sugar and milk to make tea -
42:20 - 42:23prayers don't grant you tea!
- Mambo! -
42:23 - 42:26Don't you talk about prayers!
Go and get some tea -
42:26 - 42:30don't you scream at me! I'm not deaf
-
42:30 - 42:34Hear that? He has scissors for a
tongue. I told you to fire him -
42:34 - 42:37why don't you kick him out?
- It's no good -
42:37 - 42:43The poor man is fickle-minded.
Just yesterday he was praising you -
42:43 - 42:46Lies! He never praises me
-
42:46 - 42:49when I first came here,
he treated me like a guest -
42:49 - 42:51But now he acts as if
he's doing me a favour -
42:51 - 42:53Listen, you are mistaken
-
42:53 - 42:57He is like an old man
fed up of his children -
42:57 - 43:03You get me? He's like your father.
His heart's full of love -
43:03 - 43:07So why does he hide it? Why
can't he be like us, honey? -
43:07 - 43:11How can he be like us?
He's an old man... -
43:11 - 43:16about to hit the grave.
To hell with the old man -
43:16 - 43:18who is an old man? Did
you call me an old man? -
43:18 - 43:25Who called you old man? - I'm
not deaf. You called me old man -
43:25 - 43:29Yes, he said that. So what are you
going to do? Will he call you a kid? -
43:29 - 43:33Damn you! Your father
might be an old man! -
43:33 - 43:36She's going to down a plane
someday. Calls me an old man! -
43:36 - 43:39Airplane, my foot! She
can't even ride a bicycle -
43:39 - 43:43I have told you!
Shut your ears. Please -
43:43 - 43:47Say you will.
- Eyes shut, ears shut! -
43:47 - 43:51Go and get the lady's bag.
- My eyes are shut -
43:51 - 43:54Open your eyes for five seconds.
- If I find her bag in time, fine -
43:54 - 43:59Or she leaves without her bag.
- Don't talk back -
43:59 - 44:02I warned him. See, he
quietly went to get your bag -
44:02 - 44:13Mambo, quick
-
44:13 - 44:16Honey, I'll miss you a lot.
- Even I'll miss you -
44:16 - 44:19I don't feel like going.
- Go on, you need to work -
44:19 - 44:23Go now, come on. Don't keep
standing for too long. Bye -
44:23 - 44:37where's she now?
-
44:37 - 44:41Did I keep you waiting?
- No. I came only a minute ago -
44:41 - 44:44But that one minute
felt like a hundred years -
44:44 - 44:46come, let's go.
- My bag -
44:46 - 45:04Okay lets go.
- Come. -
45:04 - 45:17One leaves, another comes.
Bangkok departure, Singapore arrival -
45:17 - 45:20Every time I come here, I see
that man in the same position -
45:20 - 45:26don't you keep him busy? You
are too lenient towards him -
45:26 - 45:29what are you hiding?
- Nothing -
45:29 - 45:34Then why are your hands behind you?
- It's his style. Never mind -
45:34 - 45:36why doesn't he show it?
I want to see it -
45:36 - 45:39I can't show it.
- I want to see. - Take her away -
45:39 - 45:43No whispering! I don't want
to see it. keep it with you -
45:43 - 45:47Let's go to our room and chat.
Get into a nightgown... -
45:47 - 45:50No! I'm not leaving until
he shows what he is hiding -
45:50 - 45:54If I show you, there'll be a storm!
-
45:54 - 45:56Come what may, I'm going to see it
-
45:56 - 45:57You want to see it?
- Yes -
45:57 - 46:00You want to see it? I'll show it.
- Show -
46:00 - 46:03My pants are torn, and
I'm not wearing underwear -
46:03 - 46:07don't tell me I didn't
warn you. Want to see it? -
46:07 - 46:13Want to see it?
- Damn -
46:13 - 46:15Hold it
-
46:15 - 46:17I guess I deserve a raise
-
46:17 - 46:19In trying to save you...
-
46:19 - 46:34...my pants are really
going to be ripped off someday -
46:34 - 46:43what are you cooking? I don't
want sandwiches. Make malai-kofta -
46:43 - 46:47what's this?
- Call it anything you wish -
46:47 - 46:51we call it mutton cutlet.
- What? For whom? -
46:51 - 46:57Mac only eats what I eat.
- Ask him -
46:57 - 47:01Yes, honey?
- Whom is the mutton cutlet for? -
47:01 - 47:06Mutton cutlet - why did he make it?
I think he has his way around here -
47:06 - 47:11How can you stand it?
- You are right -
47:11 - 47:16why did you make the mutton cutlet?
-
47:16 - 47:18Who did you ask before making it?
-
47:18 - 47:22You don't know who ate it?
- Do you eat mutton, Mac? -
47:22 - 47:25When did I eat mutton?
- Did I say you ate? -
47:25 - 47:28Then who ate it?
- Someone -
47:28 - 47:32who?
- Want me to remind you who did? -
47:32 - 47:36Tell me.
- The one who had omelette... -
47:36 - 47:41Hang on! I remember. Just
tell me if I am right or not -
47:41 - 47:44It was my friend Shyam.
- Shyam, who? -
47:44 - 47:48Shyam, who? He's my friend. He
came from America last night -
47:48 - 47:50when did he come? This morning
-
47:50 - 47:53Oh yes, this morning.
The cutlet was made for him -
47:53 - 48:00I swear. You don't believe me?
-
48:00 - 48:02Thank God you remembered
-
48:02 - 48:06Mac, there's an email for you
-
48:06 - 48:08From?
- Shyam -
48:08 - 48:11He's coming from America tomorrow.
- Shyam's coming from America? -
48:11 - 48:15You just said he had breakfast.
- Who told you? -
48:15 - 48:18Yes, I told you. But
this Shyam is not that one -
48:18 - 48:20who ate the mutton cutlet?
- That one's different -
48:20 - 48:25The Shyam who's coming is my
friend. - Then who is this Shyam? -
48:25 - 48:28Don't you know? You brought the
email! - Who is that Shyam then? -
48:28 - 48:31I have five friends named Shyam.
Do you know all of them? -
48:31 - 48:36I have five Shyams as friends,
and he knows just one. -
48:36 - 48:44He's crazy. He's very weird.
-
48:44 - 48:47Snake in the grass! You
know when to grab a bite -
48:47 - 48:51I didn't get this email, you dig?
I don't want to talk to that ingrate -
48:51 - 48:53He wants you to
receive him at the airport -
48:53 - 48:56My dog will receive him!
- When did you get a dog? -
48:56 - 49:01Is that a joke?
- Look, he is your boss. You must go -
49:01 - 49:05can't you tell a
lie for your brother? -
49:05 - 49:11For a brother, yes. Of course,
with an open heart -
49:11 - 49:13Happily
-
49:13 - 49:20Enough. I can't stand more happiness
-
49:20 - 49:23My flight timings
are going to change. -
49:23 - 49:25We'll be flying only during daytime
-
49:25 - 49:28what time is the arrival?
- I'll get to know today -
49:28 - 49:31I'm dead. Got to
rework the adjustments -
49:31 - 49:35what adjustments?
- No... my work schedule -
49:35 - 49:40I'll have to adjust my schedule
according to your flight timings -
49:40 - 49:44You take a bath
-
49:44 - 49:47Nageshwar!
-
49:47 - 49:50Yes? Tell me.
- Where's Mac? -
49:50 - 49:53I don't know. He's not
coming to the office either -
49:53 - 49:57I've been looking for him.
He doesn't even call me -
49:57 - 49:59I left three
messages at his office... -
49:59 - 50:01...but he didn't call me.
Please tell me -
50:01 - 50:05I got to attend an
urgent meeting. Bye -
50:05 - 50:09where are you going? One second
-
50:09 - 50:11Listen to me...
-
50:11 - 50:16You must tell me. Where's Mac?
- How can I tell you? I don't know -
50:16 - 50:19You are lying. I
know you can tell me -
50:19 - 50:24Say, how much is it worth?
-
50:24 - 50:49So you'd care to grease the palm?
-
50:49 - 50:54The work I do here... don't tell me
what people call this profession -
50:54 - 50:58But if I have to continue this,
you will have to double my salary -
50:58 - 51:03can we sit and discuss it?
- Mac! -
51:03 - 51:06What happened?
-
51:06 - 51:11Anjali is coming.
- What...? Who the hell told...? -
51:11 - 51:13Who the hell told
her about this place? -
51:13 - 51:19- I don't know. I
saw her coming here -
51:19 - 51:23You were supposed to take me out for
a movie and dinner, what happened? -
51:23 - 51:25And now you have moved in here!
You didn't even care to call me -
51:25 - 51:27If you don't like me,
tell me Makrand! -
51:27 - 51:29- Don't call me Makrand. Call me Mac
-
51:29 - 51:32And stop screaming. I
command some respect here -
51:32 - 51:36This house is not mine.
Belongs to my friend -
51:36 - 51:39My office snatched away my house.
After I find a new house... -
51:39 - 51:43I'll take you anywhere you want.
Restaurants, movies, anywhere -
51:43 - 51:44Galan...
-
51:44 - 51:46what happened?
- Babban -
51:46 - 51:49Babban, see the lady off
-
51:49 - 52:09But...
- Go on Hurry up -
52:09 - 52:12Hello? Mac here.
- Pooja here -
52:12 - 52:14why are you puffing?
- I was running -
52:14 - 52:18Running? What for?
- I mean, on the treadmill -
52:18 - 52:21There's a problem here. My
flight is delayed. I'm coming over -
52:21 - 52:24don't come here!
- Why are you yelling? -
52:24 - 52:27I thought we'd spend some
time together, but you...! -
52:27 - 52:30Try to understand. Why bother?
I'll come to the airport -
52:30 - 52:34No need. I've hired a cab already.
- To hell with the cab! -
52:34 - 52:36I'm coming to the airport, pooja...
-
52:36 - 52:39Hello, Mac, hello!
- Bye. -
52:39 - 52:42Who was it?
-
52:42 - 52:43A... relative
-
52:43 - 52:46Relative? Who?
-
52:46 - 52:47Close relative
-
52:47 - 52:51close relative, who?
- He's like half-father to me -
52:51 - 52:54what...?
- He is my uncle -
52:54 - 52:56But you yelled pooja!
- I did -
52:56 - 52:59who was she?
- It was a male -
52:59 - 53:02How can a man's name be pooja?
- Why not? -
53:02 - 53:06He's my uncle pooja. Get that?
His name is poojari -
53:06 - 53:12kids used to tease him, so
he changed his name to pooja -
53:12 - 53:17That's uncle pooja!
- The biggest lie ever -
53:17 - 53:20why do you call him? He's
always busy in the kitchen -
53:20 - 53:24don't you trust me?
- No! -
53:24 - 53:26I swear by my father
-
53:26 - 53:27Is he your father?
- Yes -
53:27 - 53:31You never told me. - You
never had interest in my family -
53:31 - 53:35This is when he was young...
with my mother -
53:35 - 53:37That's the naughty me.
- How sweet! -
53:37 - 53:39He even creates parents
-
53:39 - 53:42Uncle pooja is coming,
I'm going to the airport -
53:42 - 53:45I got to talk business with him.
He'll be leaving by the next flight -
53:45 - 53:49I'll be back. Get dressed
or you will catch a cold -
53:49 - 54:11I'll be back
-
54:11 - 54:13Listen carefully. The
Mumbai flight is delayed -
54:13 - 54:16If it lands here by chance,
don't let it meet the Bangkok flight -
54:16 - 54:19I don't want them both to collide
-
54:19 - 54:27Because if they crash,
I'll die. Help me please -
54:27 - 54:31Mumbai flight hasn't taken off,
Bangkok flight is at home -
54:31 - 54:39If the Mumbai flight lands,
the Bangkok flight will... -
54:39 - 54:45damn!
-
54:45 - 55:08Where's she?
-
55:08 - 55:33Damn! I'm dead
-
55:33 - 55:36Mac? You are here?
- Where were you going? -
55:36 - 55:40I was going to the taxi stand.
I'm famished, let's go home -
55:40 - 55:43Mambo has taken the day off.
Let's go to the airport canteen... -
55:43 - 55:57we'll have chicken breasts. Come on
-
55:57 - 55:59Hello?
-
55:59 - 56:03Is it early? All right,
I'll get to the airport -
56:03 - 56:34Mambo, don't cook
for me. I'm leaving -
56:34 - 56:37May I say something?
- Tell me -
56:37 - 56:41I think I must've done some
good deeds in my previous birth -
56:41 - 56:46That's why I get opportunities
to spend quality time with you -
56:46 - 56:50Honey, you really flatter me.
- That's the problem -
56:50 - 56:54If only I could rent my heart!
But you'll still think I'm lying -
56:54 - 56:56Hi Mac!
-
56:56 - 57:00I've been looking for you. I
thought you came to receive me -
57:00 - 57:01Give me a hug
-
57:01 - 57:05Go and sit there, we are busy.
- Hi -
57:05 - 57:08Hi. I'm pooja.
- We are best friends -
57:08 - 57:11we can even give up
our lives for each other -
57:11 - 57:14Not that best friends, okay!
Go and sit there -
57:14 - 57:16How can you say that?
- Join us -
57:16 - 57:22Hi
-
57:22 - 57:27we used to work together. I got
the International photography award -
57:27 - 57:30Then I went to America...
- She is my fiancée -
57:30 - 57:32Fiancée?
- Yes -
57:32 - 57:35If you don't mind, we want
to discuss something private -
57:35 - 57:37Find another table, please.
- Carry on -
57:37 - 57:42You and I have no secrets
between us. She won't mind it -
57:42 - 57:50She knows the friendship we share.
- Such a pile on, you know -
57:50 - 57:53I have to report to my office.
- Okay -
57:53 - 57:57Because, I told them I'm
going home. - Okay, darling. Bye -
57:57 - 58:03where did you find that bombshell?
- Got to be handsome for that. You... -
58:03 - 58:05what happened?
-
58:05 - 58:07What happened, Mac?
-
58:07 - 58:11What are you doing down there?
-
58:11 - 58:13I had lost my ring
-
58:13 - 58:17How come you arrived early?
- I told you about change in timings -
58:17 - 58:20They called me suddenly. Departure
is rescheduled three hours earlier -
58:20 - 58:25Hi! I am Shyam from America.
- Hi! I am Sweaty. -
58:25 - 58:27This is my...
- Fiancée? -
58:27 - 58:29Yes.
- How do you know? -
58:29 - 58:33We've been friends since childhood.
We know each other's choices -
58:33 - 58:36why don't you sit?
- Move it -
58:36 - 58:39Here... here, darling.
- Okay -
58:39 - 58:42Easy
-
58:42 - 58:44Is he the Shyam for whom
you made the breakfast...? -
58:44 - 58:48Yes... the breakfast... it's him
-
58:48 - 58:50when are you coming back?
- Don't know -
58:50 - 58:53New schedule, new timings.
I'll know only after I return -
58:53 - 58:58I'm getting late, I got to go
-
58:58 - 59:04Bye, Mac.
- Bye, take care. -
59:04 - 59:07You are indeed lucky. I
have seen fate look up -
59:07 - 59:11But this is incredible!
You are very lucky -
59:11 - 59:14Trust me...
- Mac, I got to leave -
59:14 - 59:18It's time for my flight.
Love you, honey -
59:18 - 59:25Ok. Bye. Bye. _ Take care.
- Take care. -
59:25 - 59:29Where do you think you are going?
- Incredible setup -
59:29 - 59:31I can add spice to this setup
-
59:31 - 59:35There's my stuff. Let's
take that to your house -
59:35 - 59:39Then we'll fix half a dozen girls.
We're brothers, after all -
59:39 - 59:43Get lost. Don't touch me.
- Well? -
59:43 - 59:45One cold coffee
-
59:45 - 59:52Swine! You cheated for that award.
And then you forgot me -
59:52 - 59:56Then you got promoted and
flew off to America, all alone -
59:56 - 60:01You went blind, didn't you? I
decided then, to end our friendship -
60:01 - 60:03You go your way, I go mine
-
60:03 - 60:09Excuse me! My bill. Coffee, separate
-
60:09 - 60:12Listen... listen...
-
60:12 - 60:14Friend...
-
60:14 - 60:37damn you!
-
60:37 - 60:38When did you come?
-
60:38 - 60:43I'll explain later.
First tell me where Mac is -
60:43 - 60:48His life's totally changed.
He's a high-flying guy nowadays! -
60:48 - 60:51He has a posh flat,
exquisite, expensive furniture... -
60:51 - 60:55three hot babes at his
beck and call. What a blast! -
60:55 - 60:58How times have changed for him!
- Lucky dog! -
60:58 - 61:00So take me to him. Why don't you?
-
61:00 - 61:03Haven't you met him yet?
- How could I? -
61:03 - 61:05I don't even know where he lives.
- Walk into his office and meet him -
61:05 - 61:07But how can I go to
his office in this state? -
61:07 - 61:09I've just arrived from America
-
61:09 - 61:11Look, Babban. Mac is
a close buddy of mine -
61:11 - 61:15Even if I'm his senior today,
he used to be my senior once! -
61:15 - 61:17Look, I've got such a lot of
stuff for him from America -
61:17 - 61:19I can't sleep in the night,
wondering how he could be managing -
61:19 - 61:23Stop worrying about him! He's
doing just fine wherever he is -
61:23 - 61:27come with me, Babban. I've
got some stuff for you too -
61:27 - 61:29No, you must be lying.
- Lying? -
61:29 - 61:32I've brought three
bottles of English liquor! -
61:32 - 61:35What'll I do with empty bottles?
It should have booze! -
61:35 - 61:37Empty bottles? They're
sealed bottles... full of liquor! -
61:37 - 61:40Really? Let me see!
-
61:40 - 61:41Actually, it's under
all the stuff there. -
61:41 - 61:44I'll give it to you at Mac's place
-
61:44 - 61:49You mean it?
- Oh yes. And some dough, too -
61:49 - 61:58All right, let's go.
- Okay -
61:58 - 62:06Speak up!
-
62:06 - 62:08Who's this mad dog?
-
62:08 - 62:12Uncle Mambo...
- That's my name! What's his? -
62:12 - 62:14Who on earth is he?
- Uncle Mambo! -
62:14 - 62:16The master key to this house!
-
62:16 - 62:21So you're Uncle Mambo...?
-
62:21 - 62:24You're just like he described you
in his mail. You haven't changed -
62:24 - 62:27The same nose,
eyes, vest and undies! -
62:27 - 62:30I change my undies everyday!
Who the devil is he? -
62:30 - 62:33Uncle, this is Shyam.
Everybody calls him Sam -
62:33 - 62:35Mac's friend. He has
just arrived from America -
62:35 - 62:39But why've you come with bag and
baggage? - Hasn't he told you? -
62:39 - 62:42Who?
- My chum. I'm going to stay here -
62:42 - 62:45No way... no! My sofa...!
-
62:45 - 62:50He forgot to
receive me at the airport -
62:50 - 62:55I was so angry... sorry!
- Are you blind? -
62:55 - 62:58Can't you see anything?
- He can, it's just a mistake -
62:58 - 63:01I was actually so angry, I thought
I wouldn't set foot in this house -
63:01 - 63:04You haven't unpacked yet.
Better you get going! -
63:04 - 63:07If I go away, he'll be
back to his old dramatics -
63:07 - 63:11He'll fall at my feet,
cry... The forgetful idiot! -
63:11 - 63:14Wrong! He never forgets!
-
63:14 - 63:18By the way, which room
did he ask you to take? -
63:18 - 63:24But you haven't even met him yet.
- Oh yes, I haven't met him -
63:24 - 63:26know what? Just give me a nice room
-
63:26 - 63:29Nice room? You want to buy it?
-
63:29 - 63:33Are you married?
- No. Not right yet -
63:33 - 63:38But I'm looking out.
- What could be worse than this? -
63:38 - 63:41No, not that one. That's
the bedroom he works in -
63:41 - 63:44And that is a
bedroom he does not work in -
63:44 - 63:47He only sleeps in that bedroom.
Simply relaxes -
63:47 - 63:49So many rooms! Is
this a house or a hotel? -
63:49 - 63:52Even these rooms aren't enough for
him. - So where am I going to stay? -
63:52 - 63:55There is a room for you...
butt's a bit too large -
63:55 - 63:57That's okay. It'll do.
- Will do? -
63:57 - 64:04No problem!
- Follow me then -
64:04 - 64:09Go on... beat it now.
- What? Empty-handed? -
64:09 - 64:14Take all there is in
this pocket of mine -
64:14 - 64:19Only 2 rupees...?
- Why? Is that too much? -
64:19 - 64:22Never mind. keep it.
- Filthy miser! -
64:22 - 64:27Here, keep the 2 bucks.
I'll give you 50 paise more! -
64:27 - 64:30Okay? And you said you got
something for me from America! -
64:30 - 64:33It's there for you. But I'm
not giving it to you right now -
64:33 - 64:36I'll give it at an
appropriate time. - Really? -
64:36 - 64:40If that appropriate time does not
arrive, I'll tell Mac everything... -
64:40 - 64:42and your bad times will begin.
Just you remember that! -
64:42 - 64:45And listen! If I can fix a
car that has broken down... -
64:45 - 65:18I can also wreck a proper car!
-
65:18 - 65:20Thank you.
-
65:20 - 65:21Hello?
- Deepti -
65:21 - 65:25Deepti, listen... I can't
go to the airport. I'm busy -
65:25 - 65:29Go straight home, I'll be there
-
65:29 - 65:56I love you. Bye
-
65:56 - 66:00who are you? How dare you kiss me?
-
66:00 - 66:04That could've been my question.
But I'm not heartless like you -
66:04 - 66:06I hate debts. I repay every bit
-
66:06 - 66:08Shut up! Who are you? And
what are you doing in my house? -
66:08 - 66:11That's my question.
- This is my house! -
66:11 - 66:13This is my best friend's house.
- Who? -
66:13 - 66:16Makrand deendayal chatpatiya.
- Are you Makrand's friend? -
66:16 - 66:19Yes. Now tell me,
how's this your house? -
66:19 - 66:22I'm Mac's Fiancée
-
66:22 - 66:26I see. So you are the girl
who's going to marry Mac -
66:26 - 66:29Aren't you ashamed
to kiss a stranger? -
66:29 - 66:33I thought it was Mac. But you
knew it! Then why did you do it? -
66:33 - 66:36Aren't you ashamed to kiss
a girl you don't even know? -
66:36 - 66:40I thought it was Mac.
- And when I was screaming...? -
66:40 - 66:45Can't you recognize a girl's voice?
- I thought it was Mac laughing -
66:45 - 66:49All right, just forget it
-
66:49 - 66:52It was a mistake. Now that we
know each other, why don't we do it? -
66:52 - 66:54What...?
-
66:54 - 66:58Two negatives add up to a positive
-
66:58 - 67:04As a poet said, yesterday's
mistake is today's culture... -
67:04 - 67:08and tomorrow's law.
- Did you really think I was Mac? -
67:08 - 67:17If it's true, I'll forgive you
-
67:17 - 67:24Even if you forgive me,
I can't forget your touch -
67:24 - 67:28I'm a rich bachelor
-
67:28 - 67:31But I have never
consciously looked at a girl -
67:31 - 67:35So?
- I love you -
67:35 - 67:40I'm engaged. You dig?
-
67:40 - 67:48My feelings...
-
67:48 - 67:54I was just telling her
how much Mac loved her -
67:54 - 68:00You tell her you love her, and she'll
know how much Mac loves her. Right -
68:00 - 68:05I mean, Mac told me to tell her...
-
68:05 - 68:12how much he loves her...
- Enough. Don't try hard -
68:12 - 68:13Uncle...
-
68:13 - 68:16I'm not anybody's uncle!
- Ass! -
68:16 - 68:18What...?
- One who calls you uncle is an ass -
68:18 - 68:22what style, what personality...
what must be your age? -
68:22 - 68:26Thirty-five? Thirty...?
-
68:26 - 68:28A bit older
-
68:28 - 68:35But if you discount all the
holidays, it comes to that much -
68:35 - 68:37You are young
-
68:37 - 68:41You don't need to tell Mac
about what you just saw and heard -
68:41 - 68:44Forget Mac, I don't
even tell myself... -
68:44 - 68:46...about what goes on
around here. So relax -
68:46 - 68:49Thank you, uncle.
- Ass! You are an ass -
68:49 - 68:52You called me uncle
-
68:52 - 68:53donkey
-
68:53 - 68:58Intruder!
- Here you are, my friend! -
68:58 - 69:00Where were you? You kept me waiting
-
69:00 - 69:04Hands off! Are you crazy?
- Tell me, please -
69:04 - 69:07Tell what? Hands off!
-
69:07 - 69:10See his style? He loves me so much
-
69:10 - 69:15what love? Have you done
anything worthwhile for me? -
69:15 - 69:18Why must you hide it from uncle?
He knows everything -
69:18 - 69:21Even I know you in
and out! I hate you -
69:21 - 69:23Hands off! Get out of here
-
69:23 - 69:27Get out of here! Out
-
69:27 - 69:31No matter what you say, but
my love for you is growing -
69:31 - 69:34It's growing here too.
Not love but the itch -
69:34 - 69:37Get out of here, or...
- Or what? -
69:37 - 69:40Let go of my hand or
I'll break your teeth -
69:40 - 69:43what's that?
- My cheeks -
69:43 - 69:48what's on your cheeks?
-
69:48 - 69:51Blood.
- How come? -
69:51 - 69:56I had a shave this morning,
nicked myself and it bled -
69:56 - 69:58In the morning! And
it's grown already? -
69:58 - 70:00Did you use a tonic for a cream?
-
70:00 - 70:05What the hell is that? - I
stopped shaving after I got the cut -
70:05 - 70:09How come your blood is scented?
- Few good people have scented blood -
70:09 - 70:11cut the crap! Get lost
-
70:11 - 70:18where's the phone?
-
70:18 - 70:24Was deepti here?
-
70:24 - 70:36Where's the phone?
-
70:36 - 70:39Anjali here.
- Anjali, who? -
70:39 - 70:42What...?
-
70:42 - 70:45How are you?
- You've forgotten me -
70:45 - 70:48I'm not a fool to forget you. -
Then tell me, what day is it today? -
70:48 - 70:52Today? Today...?
-
70:52 - 70:55It's Sunday.
- Did I ask you, swine? -
70:55 - 70:57It's Sunday!
-
70:57 - 71:00I know it's Sunday.
But what's special today? -
71:00 - 71:02What's special... today...?
-
71:02 - 71:08Is it Gandhi's birthday?
- No! It's my birthday -
71:08 - 71:12And you forget that! You
never remember my birthday, Mac -
71:12 - 71:17don't cry. I knew it!
Happy birthday to you -
71:17 - 71:22Then why didn't you come to
meet me? - You see, I got busy -
71:22 - 71:27So I couldn't come. You know,
I had been to the airport -
71:27 - 71:31Airport? Why did you go to the
airport? Isn't it Sunday today? -
71:31 - 71:34Yes, today is Sunday
and your birthday too -
71:34 - 71:38All the shops are closed, only the
duty free shop at the airport is open -
71:38 - 71:41I went there to buy a beautiful,
strong and reliable gift for you -
71:41 - 71:44I got... damn!
- What happened? -
71:44 - 71:51I'll call back later! - What
happened, Mac? You're coughing -
71:51 - 71:55who was it?
- It was... -
71:55 - 71:58what happened to your voice?
- Sore throat -
71:58 - 72:00Anyway, there's good news for you.
- What? -
72:00 - 72:03My flight timings are changing.
- When? -
72:03 - 72:08You had a sore throat!
- It's fine now. When? -
72:08 - 72:09It will land at 7:30 from tomorrow.
-
72:09 - 72:11You mean you'll
come 3 hours earlier? -
72:11 - 72:15I mean, we'll get 3 more hours
-
72:15 - 72:19Tell me something. Only your
airlines have changed timings? Or all? -
72:19 - 72:24All the airlines.
- Thank God, I'm saved -
72:24 - 72:26Saved? From what?
-
72:26 - 72:28What?
- You said, you are saved -
72:28 - 72:30when did I say that?
- You just did -
72:30 - 72:34No darling, I didn't say that.
- You said! You said it! You did too! -
72:34 - 72:37Why'd I say that I'm saved?
- You did say that. I heard it too -
72:37 - 72:39Hear that?
- Are you crazy? -
72:39 - 72:43I swear, I didn't say that.
This guy is crazy -
72:43 - 72:46when did I say it? I don't
like your face! I'll kill you -
72:46 - 72:48I'll shave your head!
-
72:48 - 72:50Who is Sweety?
-
72:50 - 72:52Sweety?
-
72:52 - 72:55Who? Wherefrom? Which one?
-
72:55 - 72:58Sweety Nair! This
letter is addressed to her -
72:58 - 73:01I want to know who she is.
- Mailed to my address? -
73:01 - 73:06Yes, your address.
- You are not Sweety Nair? -
73:06 - 73:09How come someone else's
letter is dropped here? -
73:09 - 73:10Look here! What?
- Nothing -
73:10 - 73:14It's your address. Sweety Nair,
13th floor, flat no.1... -
73:14 - 73:17Balla Vista, port Louis, Mauritius.
- I don't know who she is -
73:17 - 73:21I forgot to tell you about it.
- Who is Sweety Nair? -
73:21 - 73:25Wrong address. It came earlier too.
It's for a guy downstairs -
73:25 - 73:30Urmila's younger sister kokila...
-
73:30 - 73:33her son is Bakul. Bakul's uncle...
-
73:33 - 73:42was married to Rasila... it's
their daughter-in-law's daughter -
73:42 - 73:47The postman said no one
was answering the door -
73:47 - 73:50I gave him a glass of water, he
told me to give them the letter -
73:50 - 74:11I said, I will. So you see,
this is his daughter... Sweety -
74:11 - 74:13damn this day
-
74:13 - 74:19It's so embarrassing. My
own Fiancée suspects me -
74:19 - 74:22Sweety Nair! know
who Sweety Nair is? -
74:22 - 74:28A 12-year old girl.
She's played in my lap -
74:28 - 74:31I'm so sorry...
-
74:31 - 74:35come here.
- Don't do it again. -
74:35 - 74:42I'm so happy we're back.
-
74:42 - 74:59The old fossil ruined it
-
74:59 - 75:02what's your intention?
Had you been a Muslim... -
75:02 - 75:05I would read that
you can have four wives -
75:05 - 75:09But which law offers
this facility for Hindus? -
75:09 - 75:12Not wives. Fiancées
-
75:12 - 75:15do you know about
this Fiancée thing? -
75:15 - 75:21Fiancée is a facility that provides
everything that a wife provides -
75:21 - 75:28Except the nightmares
-
75:28 - 75:34Take good care of women, and
you'll get the greatest intoxication -
75:34 - 75:36what are you doing here?
-
75:36 - 75:40Didn't I ask you to leave? You
are guzzling my liquor, freeloader -
75:40 - 75:43Get out of here.
- How will you manage three women? -
75:43 - 75:46How can I leave you alone
in this mess, my friend? -
75:46 - 75:50You don't need to worry. I've
been doing it since my childhood -
75:50 - 75:53I'm really worried for you.
- Hands off! -
75:53 - 75:57You are not worried! You are jealous
-
75:57 - 75:59Get out of here! Out!
- Where do I go? -
75:59 - 76:02Where you kicked me out from!
- There's no tap in the bathroom -
76:02 - 76:05The roof is broken, no pipes.
It's being fixed -
76:05 - 76:11I'll go there as soon as
it is fixed. Promise. Please -
76:11 - 76:18promise?
- Promise -
76:18 - 76:23what happened?
-
76:23 - 76:28You consider me a stranger,
it hurts, friend -
76:28 - 76:34But buddy, you will
never find a friend like me -
76:34 - 76:46Shake hands on that
-
76:46 - 76:49come here baby.
-
76:49 - 76:53Baby... baby...
-
76:53 - 76:57Baby... baby...
-
76:57 - 77:28Baby... baby...
-
77:28 - 77:30Your eyes are like Garam Masala...
-
77:30 - 77:32Your words are like Garam Masala...
-
77:32 - 77:34Your beauty is like Garam Masala...
-
77:34 - 77:37Your smile is like Garam Masala
-
77:37 - 77:41You've enchanted
my heart and soul... -
77:41 - 77:45kiss my baby... kiss me baby...
your lips taste like wine... -
77:45 - 77:50kiss me baby... kiss me baby...
you're Garam Masala... -
77:50 - 77:58kiss my baby... kiss me baby...
your lips taste like wine... -
77:58 - 78:07put your hands up, boys... put
your hands up, girls... Indians! -
78:07 - 78:12It's so difficult... so
difficult to control the heart... -
78:12 - 78:20whoever sees you... goes crazy...
-
78:20 - 78:25It's so difficult... so
difficult to control the heart... -
78:25 - 78:29whoever sees you... goes crazy...
-
78:29 - 78:31Your style is Garam Masala...
-
78:31 - 78:33Your complexion is Garam Masala...
-
78:33 - 78:36Your love is Garam Masala...
-
78:36 - 78:38Your body is Garam Masala...
-
78:38 - 78:42You've enchanted
my heart and soul... -
78:42 - 78:46kiss my baby... kiss me baby...
your lips taste like wine... -
78:46 - 79:04kiss me baby... kiss me baby...
you're Garam Masala... -
79:04 - 79:08Your mesmerizing beauty...
your tempting youth... -
79:08 - 79:17One day you shall become
the queen of my dreams... -
79:17 - 79:22Your mesmerizing beauty...
your tempting youth... -
79:22 - 79:26One day you shall become
the queen of my dreams... -
79:26 - 79:28Your love is Garam Masala...
-
79:28 - 79:30Your beauty is Garam Masala...
-
79:30 - 79:32Your style is Garam Masala...
-
79:32 - 79:35Your body is Garam Masala...
-
79:35 - 79:39You've enchanted
my heart and soul... -
79:39 - 79:43kiss my baby... kiss me baby...
your lips taste like wine... -
79:43 - 79:48kiss me baby... kiss me baby...
you're Garam Masala... -
79:48 - 79:52kiss me baby... kiss
me baby... kiss... kiss... -
79:52 - 79:56kiss. kiss...
-
79:56 - 79:58Your eyes... - Garam Masala...
-
79:58 - 80:01Your words... - Garam Masala...
-
80:01 - 80:03Your beauty... - Garam Masala...
-
80:03 - 80:05Your style...
- Garam Masala... -
80:05 - 80:09You've enchanted
my heart and soul... -
80:09 - 80:14kiss my baby... kiss me baby...
your lips taste like wine... -
80:14 - 80:26kiss me baby... kiss me baby...
-
80:26 - 80:31Fake, all of them! Local stuff
is better than the imported one -
80:31 - 80:34Anyway, talk business
-
80:34 - 80:38Babban, tell you something. A
friend in need is a friend indeed -
80:38 - 80:43Stop beating about the
bush and come to the point -
80:43 - 80:47Imagine me in that
house instead of Mac -
80:47 - 80:50How's that possible?
- Just imagine -
80:50 - 80:54All right, done.
- I take the girls -
80:54 - 80:58what...?
- Just imagine -
80:58 - 81:00done. What next?
- Now just imagine this -
81:00 - 81:04I pay you more
than what Mac pays you -
81:04 - 81:09That's a really wild fantasy.
- Just imagine -
81:09 - 81:12Only imagine? Done
-
81:12 - 81:14can you do for me
what you do for him? -
81:14 - 81:17Gotcha!
-
81:17 - 81:21So you want to ruin his setups?
- Oh no -
81:21 - 81:24Suppose he is transferred. The
ladies' bar he has set up... -
81:24 - 81:29with much difficulty, it
has to be kept going, you see -
81:29 - 81:33damn, you are my dearest friend!
-
81:33 - 81:40One wouldn't need a foe if he has
a friend like you. You are enough -
81:40 - 81:43Listen... if I have my
share of liquor everyday... -
81:43 - 81:46then you don't need to
worry about me. - Promise? -
81:46 - 81:48Promise
-
81:48 - 81:52Shake!
- One minute -
81:52 - 82:02First, tell me who gave
him that grand apartment? -
82:02 - 82:08Money is not a problem.
Mac's transfer is all I want -
82:08 - 82:11If possible, to the
India-Pakistan border -
82:11 - 82:16who do I talk to about this?
- I hate to praise myself -
82:16 - 82:22I have high connections. My
word means more than the big boss' -
82:22 - 82:26You know that very well.
You get the dough -
82:26 - 82:30You are the best person for such
crooked tasks. It shows on your face -
82:30 - 82:33don't worry about
the money. Do the job -
82:33 - 82:36Forget the job, get the money.
- It'll be done -
82:36 - 82:46promise?
- Promise -
82:46 - 82:50Hello Maggie... connect me to Mac.
-
82:50 - 82:55Your enemy is
bribing me to expose you -
82:55 - 83:00He wants to be the captain
of your three-in-one-day -
83:00 - 83:03All right. I'll keep an eye on him.
- keep an eye on my pockets too -
83:03 - 83:06I'm doing this for money. Get that?
-
83:06 - 83:18Strange. People hang up
at the mention of money -
83:18 - 83:21No
-
83:21 - 83:25No... Scotch?
-
83:25 - 83:29No.
- Imagine it's medicine -
83:29 - 83:34Medicine, yes
-
83:34 - 83:36with soda?
- Yes -
83:36 - 83:38Good
-
83:38 - 83:42Tell me something
-
83:42 - 83:46what time do you get up?
At six? Five? Four? -
83:46 - 83:50At four.
- Four? -
83:50 - 83:55So you've been up since long.
You need some rest, right? -
83:55 - 83:58How can I rest? I'm paid for my work
-
83:58 - 84:09I must work. My father was in
the army. I follow the discipline -
84:09 - 84:12Even at this age, he
makes you slog like an ass -
84:12 - 84:16what does he pay for it? Zilch!
-
84:16 - 84:21You are right, but I
don't take it seriously -
84:21 - 84:24I take it as a joke.
- That's your problem -
84:24 - 84:38In his place, I'd pay you more,
pay you more respect too -
84:38 - 84:40damn you! You are here to screw me!
-
84:40 - 84:43I'll hack you to pieces!
I'll hang you up on the fan -
84:43 - 84:45don't you interfere, old fossil
-
84:45 - 84:52wait there, don't you leave!
You are dead, Shyam! -
84:52 - 84:55You want to kick me
out and stay here, eh? -
84:55 - 84:58What are you doing?
- Damn you! -
84:58 - 85:02You plan to have my Fiancée,
eh? Bloody lecher -
85:02 - 85:12plotting, eh?
-
85:12 - 85:14Get out of here with your stuff!
-
85:14 - 85:16Pick up your stuff and get lost!
-
85:16 - 85:17Please don't!
-
85:17 - 85:21Think again!
- Thought! Move it -
85:21 - 85:26Is this your final decision?
- The ultimate -
85:26 - 85:29Out!
- Goodbye -
85:29 - 85:33what's his name...? Padgaonkar
-
85:33 - 85:36He might have an
apartment like this. - What? -
85:36 - 85:41Nothing
-
85:41 - 85:47what's his address? Bungalow no.
3, Tulip citadel, Grobe Road... yes! -
85:47 - 85:54What? What did you say? - Nothing.
I too need a house to live -
85:54 - 85:56what's his name...?
- Padgaonkar -
85:56 - 86:00Yes. Padgaonkar. If I
could get a house like this... -
86:00 - 86:03put your stuff down!
You are not an orphan -
86:03 - 86:06You don't need to tell others
when there's a brawl in the family -
86:06 - 86:13I need to talk to him. - Are
you his business partner? Silly -
86:13 - 86:16Let go of me!
-
86:16 - 86:18Ma says, never retract your steps
-
86:18 - 86:23But retracting for a friend
proves friendship. Dad said that -
86:23 - 86:26crap. If we spend more
time with each other... -
86:26 - 86:29we might end up killing each other.
- Can I even hit you? -
86:29 - 86:35You can hit me... go on.
Am I complaining? -
86:35 - 86:42Just remember. You'll never
find a true friend like me -
86:42 - 86:46Really?
- Really -
86:46 - 86:51Shake hands
-
86:51 - 86:55How about a Blue Label on the
occasion? - I don't have Blue Label -
86:55 - 86:58It's there. I have
seen it down there -
86:58 - 87:02Swine! Bloody snooper
-
87:02 - 87:05I'm leaving. Bye
-
87:05 - 87:08where are you leaving?
We've stopped fighting -
87:08 - 87:13I can't take it anymore. I quit!
- Did I tell you something? -
87:13 - 87:17You are like daddy. - Daddy? Swine,
old fossil, senile... -
87:17 - 87:22is that what you call your father?
- Who is the master of the house? -
87:22 - 87:24On my face
-
87:24 - 87:27You are.
- Correct. And who is the swine? -
87:27 - 87:30Who is the swine here?
- Who do you call a swine? -
87:30 - 87:33Who?
- It's the wife's brother -
87:33 - 87:38That's family. That makes you family
-
87:38 - 87:42we love you. Did you
think I was cursing you? -
87:42 - 87:45How silly
-
87:45 - 87:49just a while ago he
hit me... did I complain? -
87:49 - 87:54No, because I love him. Such
things happen between friends -
87:54 - 87:58Make a drink of Blue
Label for uncle, fast -
87:58 - 88:00I'm not drinking.
- Why not? You will -
88:00 - 88:03Get on with it!
- Sure -
88:03 - 88:09Let go
-
88:09 - 88:13Hurry up
-
88:13 - 88:15One for me!
-
88:15 - 88:39Cheers! Cheers!
-
88:39 - 88:44sMy heart... as vast as the sea
-
88:44 - 88:49Let me immerse you
in my heart, my love -
88:49 - 88:54My heart... as vast as the sea
-
88:54 - 88:59Let me immerse you
in my heart, my love -
88:59 - 89:01There's something I
have to tell you... -
89:01 - 89:07I wish to ride
these waves, my love -
89:07 - 89:14lmmersed... my heart's immersed
-
89:14 - 89:19lmmersed... the
heart's immersed, sweetheart -
89:19 - 89:24lmmersed... my heart's immersed
-
89:24 - 89:53lmmersed... the
heart's immersed, sweetheart -
89:53 - 89:58In your mischievous eyes,
on your breath... -
89:58 - 90:02there's the requital to love
-
90:02 - 90:08My desires, consumed by a storm...
-
90:08 - 90:13there's the desire to love
-
90:13 - 90:15In the depths of my craving...
-
90:15 - 90:23I'm in a daze, my love
-
90:23 - 90:28Immersed... my heart's immersed
-
90:28 - 90:33Immersed... the
heart's immersed, sweetheart -
90:33 - 90:37My heart... as vast as the sea
-
90:37 - 90:59come, let me give
you all I possess -
90:59 - 91:02If youth is fire...
-
91:02 - 91:05Love is the water
that extinguishes it -
91:05 - 91:09It's true, my love,
better you understand that -
91:09 - 91:15This restlessness
is like a tempest... -
91:15 - 91:20believe me, my love
-
91:20 - 91:30In your arms, I
want to be, my love -
91:30 - 91:35Immersed... my heart's immersed
-
91:35 - 91:40Immersed... the
heart's immersed, sweetheart -
91:40 - 91:45My heart... as vast as the sea
-
91:45 - 91:49come, let me
immerse you in my heart -
91:49 - 91:54All I have to say is that I
want to ride these waves... -
91:54 - 92:00O my love!
-
92:00 - 92:05Immersed... my heart's immersed
-
92:05 - 92:19Immersed... the
heart's immersed, sweetheart -
92:19 - 92:24Brother Makrand!
-
92:24 - 92:28Yes, that's it
-
92:28 - 92:31You're screwed!
- What happened? -
92:31 - 92:33Your fiancée's
arriving with a rotten fly -
92:33 - 92:38Looks like he's related to you.
- Rotten-faced? Sucked-out mango? -
92:38 - 92:40That's my uncle
-
92:40 - 92:43what happened, Mac?
- Pooja, wear your clothes quickly -
92:43 - 92:45My Uncle will arrive any moment,
I'm terribly scared of him -
92:45 - 92:47He's like a father to me.
He's coming to meet you actually -
92:47 - 92:49So get ready quickly.
- All right -
92:49 - 92:52Listen... don't always rush.
Hear me out first! -
92:52 - 92:54There's a girl with him...
she's like a sister to me -
92:54 - 92:57So no misunderstandings, okay?
- Why would I misunderstand? -
92:57 - 93:02Actually, it was only for your
information, okay? So go on... hurry -
93:02 - 93:06Let's go! Quick!
-
93:06 - 93:08My respects, Uncle
-
93:08 - 93:10You ought to have called,
I'd have picked you up -
93:10 - 93:11which flight did you take?
- From that traffic signal... -
93:11 - 93:15to this one, I need a flight?
- I told you! -
93:15 - 93:18My Uncle never
gives a straight reply! -
93:18 - 93:23Uncle, this is my friend Shyam.
Shyam, that's Uncle. Say hello, son -
93:23 - 93:27This house, Uncle... it's
my friend's, it's not rented -
93:27 - 93:28And this guy...
- Babban -
93:28 - 93:33Babban. He's my driver.
- Driver? When did you buy a car? -
93:33 - 93:36Actually, the car I have,
isn't one I've bought -
93:36 - 93:40The company I work for gave
it to me. - Very big company! -
93:40 - 93:43Very big company. Come
on inside, Uncle. Please -
93:43 - 93:45welcome, Uncle
-
93:45 - 93:49You must actually be wondering
what I'm doing here. My friend... -
93:49 - 93:52who? - The guy in the
red shirt, long hair -
93:52 - 93:55Shyam. His sister has a brain
tumor. Any moment now, she could... -
93:55 - 93:59As if you're treating her!
-
93:59 - 94:04I told you! My Uncle
never Gives a straight reply! -
94:04 - 94:11The last time he cracked
a joke, I vomited blood! -
94:11 - 94:13Uncle, you're too much.
- Shut up! -
94:13 - 94:18What have I said for you
guys to laugh so much? -
94:18 - 94:20You really want to know?
- Yes! -
94:20 - 94:27know what, Uncle? We never
laugh in this house... we only cry -
94:27 - 94:31His sister's struggling
between life and death -
94:31 - 94:36Any moment, she could... you
know why I'm sticking around here? -
94:36 - 94:42It's to give my friend moral support
-
94:42 - 94:45what's happening here?
-
94:45 - 94:48She's got very few days to live.
So she goes for the elders' feet -
94:48 - 94:51She has a lot of respect for you.
-
94:51 - 94:53The way she looks,
it doesn't seem... -
94:53 - 94:57A well-fed punjabi girl, you see!
- Did someone call me? -
94:57 - 94:59Yes... make some tea
-
94:59 - 95:04And guess who this is...?
- The one who'll drink the tea -
95:04 - 95:06He's my Uncle!
-
95:06 - 95:08I've come to ask you
just one question. -
95:08 - 95:11Are you serious about the marriage?
-
95:11 - 95:15Of course. - All right then,
I'll make arrangements -
95:15 - 95:19If anybody has anything to say...
say it right now. Am I right? -
95:19 - 95:23I have nothing to say.
You can do as you wish -
95:23 - 95:27It's all arranged then! Get on
with the arrangements for the wedding -
95:27 - 95:28we're willing!
- Who's we? -
95:28 - 95:32All of us are ready!
- All right -
95:32 - 95:34Are you happy?
- Yes -
95:34 - 95:37All right. I'm leaving then
-
95:37 - 95:39At least have tea before you leave.
- Are you out of your mind? -
95:39 - 95:41Tea for Uncle? Uncle
will straightaway... -
95:41 - 95:55...sip champagne at my wedding party!
-
95:55 - 96:02Do not worry, my child.
Everything will be all right -
96:02 - 96:07Everything will be all right!
Show him out... -
96:07 - 96:10my respects, Uncle!
-
96:10 - 96:13And what are you up to?
- Mac darling! -
96:13 - 96:17This way, Uncle... please come.
-
96:17 - 96:19I'll give you a ride
in the company's car -
96:19 - 96:21I'm going in a taxi!
- No, not a taxi! -
96:21 - 96:24You'll get stuck in a jam, sir!
- Don't teach me! -
96:24 - 96:27If I can come, I can also leave
on my own! I don't need your help! -
96:27 - 96:30But I need your help, sir.
- I don't want it! No! -
96:30 - 96:39Think it over, sir... sir! -
Stop picking on my brains! Lmbecile! -
96:39 - 96:40Where did she spring from?
-
96:40 - 96:41Get back in that car,
there's nobody at home! -
96:41 - 96:44No problem. - Problems
begin when you go upstairs! -
96:44 - 96:46Why?
- The door's locked! -
96:46 - 96:52I have the keys.
- But you can't do that... listen! -
96:52 - 96:54There's a different lock there!
At least listen to me! -
96:54 - 97:14He couldn't understand a thing!
-
97:14 - 97:16How'll you open the door when
you don't even have the key? -
97:16 - 97:19What'll you do up there
when there's nobody at home? -
97:19 - 97:21When are you coming back?
- What...? -
97:21 - 97:24She's going to commit suicide. To
end her life... she's not coming back -
97:24 - 97:29what's that to you?
This guy's such a pile on! -
97:29 - 97:34At least listen to me!
- Shut up! -
97:34 - 97:43You could climb all over us!
Let's take the stairs... come on -
97:43 - 97:51He's going to be butchered today!
-
97:51 - 97:53What happened?
- You saw...? -
97:53 - 97:56What did I see?
-
97:56 - 97:59Did you see nothing?
- What's there to see, kiddo? -
97:59 - 98:02What?
-
98:02 - 98:09Get that car out, else you're the
one I'll see... c'mon now, move it -
98:09 - 98:13Hey... Hello.
-
98:13 - 98:16Hi!
-
98:16 - 98:18Have you taken the day off today?
- Yes, this is my day off -
98:18 - 98:22It's great, isn't it? My
flight timings have changed -
98:22 - 98:26I can now come back home early.
-Sure, but that's a problem for others -
98:26 - 98:29How...?
- It changes our timings, too -
98:29 - 98:31what timings? It was done for
the convenience of the passengers -
98:31 - 98:33And they love the change.
- Maybe -
98:33 - 98:36But I know people who have
a lot of problems with it -
98:36 - 98:40who has problems?
- A friend of mine -
98:40 - 98:41why?
-
98:41 - 98:44Your earlier timings
were just right for him -
98:44 - 98:48The airline can't
keep everybody happy -
98:48 - 98:50what happened?
-
98:50 - 98:53What's up...?
- I don't know -
98:53 - 98:55It happened once earlier when
I was getting off the flight -
98:55 - 98:58If you wish, may I...
- what? -
98:58 - 99:02Nothing... forget it.
- What is it, Sam? -
99:02 - 99:08You won't misunderstand if I
say something, will you...? -
99:08 - 99:11What?
- You'll get me all wrong -
99:11 - 99:16I won't!
- You're sure? -
99:16 - 99:20My papa used to be an
expert at pulling legs -
99:20 - 99:24what? Was he a thug?
- No! He was a masseur -
99:24 - 99:26He used to relieve
pain by pulling the leg -
99:26 - 99:30My fingers possess the same magic.
Want me to work on you? -
99:30 - 99:32Do what it takes, Sam.
Just drive this pain away -
99:32 - 99:40Go in there, change and lie down.
I'll fetch some oil! -
99:40 - 99:46What happened...?
Want me to carry you? -
99:46 - 99:48Vanished!
- What's vanished? -
99:48 - 99:52The pain has vanished.
- Vanished...? Lmpossible! -
99:52 - 99:55Do this!
-
99:55 - 99:58Do this!
-
99:58 - 100:01Try this!
-
100:01 - 100:14How did the pain vanish so easily?
- It has vanished -
100:14 - 100:21just why I hate this back-ache!
-
100:21 - 100:23Mac, this is Deepti.
- Deepti who? -
100:23 - 100:26From the airport.
- Airport...? Oh yes! -
100:26 - 100:30Stay right there. I'm coming over
-
100:30 - 100:41Sir, the gate's over there.
- Oh, damn my memory! -
100:41 - 100:48You hit me...?!
- Let go of my collar! -
100:48 - 100:55You're pushing me...?
- Go ahead... bump him off -
100:55 - 100:58The Singapore flight has landed!
-
100:58 - 101:00There's no timing for them
-
101:00 - 101:05The Singapore flight lands,
the Bangkok flight takes off! -
101:05 - 101:09It's like managing an airport...
- He just doesn't understand... -
101:09 - 101:14Look, he's still here.
-
101:14 - 101:17Sam, when did you come?
- I've been here a long time -
101:17 - 101:19I'm really famished! Let
me see what's there to eat -
101:19 - 101:23we have a problem...
- what are you up to? Lay off! -
101:23 - 101:27How often have I told you not
to bring mutton into the house? -
101:27 - 101:31Mutton...? Meet my friend. Sam.
- I know him already -
101:31 - 101:33why did you introduce me again?
- Because he's the meat-eater! -
101:33 - 101:36I'm sick of reasoning with him!
Why do you eat mutton...? -
101:36 - 101:39No, that's no big problem.
- How's that possible? -
101:39 - 101:42The stink has spread all over
the house. I can't eat here anymore -
101:42 - 101:45No problem, darling.
Let's go out and eat -
101:45 - 101:50Very good idea! Make
sure you go out to eat! -
101:50 - 101:53Especially in dangerous
situations... - dangerous? -
101:53 - 101:57I mean, the stink of mutton has
spread all over the house, hasn't it? -
101:57 - 102:02It's very bad for health!
-
102:02 - 102:04It could even cause nose-cancer.
- Really? -
102:04 - 102:08Really! I swear it on everybody!
Myself, my dad, mom... -
102:08 - 102:10Your friend comes
up with lovely jokes -
102:10 - 102:14I'm the one who's
told him all these jokes -
102:14 - 102:17But timing is of essence!
Must know when to say what! -
102:17 - 102:20Hurry up... you know how difficult
it is to find a table? Go on! -
102:20 - 102:24I'll just change my shirt.
This one is stinking -
102:24 - 102:25First grab a bite.
Change that shirt later -
102:25 - 102:28Lay off, will you?
- You don't know... -
102:28 - 102:30don't tell me. I know everything!
- Listen to me, Mac... -
102:30 - 102:35Are you going to
watch while I change? -
102:35 - 102:37Quickly change!
-
102:37 - 102:39Else you'll pay a heavy price!
-
102:39 - 102:41What's this?
- What? -
102:41 - 102:44Whose is this lady's bag?
-
102:44 - 102:48Whose...? It's mine!
- Yours? -
102:48 - 102:51Actually, I have unusual tastes.
-
102:51 - 102:52It has my mobile,
watch, shaving cream... -
102:52 - 102:55brush, blush...
everything. Aren't you getting ready? -
102:55 - 102:57What for?
- For the dinner? -
102:57 - 103:00I think I'm not going.
- Why not? Such a lovely evening... -
103:00 - 103:05don't you like going out with Mac?
- I'm sick of eating out -
103:05 - 103:07But how can you eat here?
- Why not? -
103:07 - 103:11I mean, I'm not talking
about the usual roadside eateries -
103:11 - 103:17lmagine a lovely restaurant,
eating a dinner in candlelight... -
103:17 - 103:20...the soft music... it's all so
romantic. So you're going, aren't you? -
103:20 - 103:23No! I'm eating right here.
- Like hell! -
103:23 - 103:25I mean, how can you eat
in such a filthy setting? -
103:25 - 103:28You must go out!
- Don't force Deepti... -
103:28 - 103:30if she doesn't want to go out!
Whatever Deepti wants will happen! -
103:30 - 103:34We'll go to the restaurant if
she wants to go. Else, we won't! -
103:34 - 103:37Don't you know how to
behave with a friend's fiancée? -
103:37 - 103:39Aren't you ashamed of?
- You must go to the restaurant! -
103:39 - 103:42We're not going! What
are you going to do? -
103:42 - 103:46A friend's true worth you'll know...
- I know your two-penny worth! -
103:46 - 103:49Whatever you say, you're
not eating in this house! -
103:49 - 103:54You're going out! Even
if I have to lose my life! -
103:54 - 103:58Why are you fighting over me?
Let's go to a restaurant -
103:58 - 104:01No, we're not going!
We're eating right here! -
104:01 - 104:04Are you guys eating here? - Yes,
we'll stuff ourselves right here! -
104:04 - 104:07The three of you,
you mean. Not everybody -
104:07 - 104:10what do you mean by everybody?
There are just three of us here! -
104:10 - 104:13What the hell! Why
are you hitting me? -
104:13 - 104:16If somebody asks me to
make something else later... -
104:16 - 104:18I won't be able to do it
-
104:18 - 104:21One moment. We'll cook
what deepti wants today -
104:21 - 104:23You want to eat cheese?
- Sure -
104:23 - 104:26what if somebody else asks me
to make something else later? -
104:26 - 104:28But who else is around?
- He knows -
104:28 - 104:31And why don't I know...?
What is the problem with you? -
104:31 - 104:37Look, I don't have the
strength anymore to... -
104:37 - 104:39forget it
-
104:39 - 104:42I can't, you know...?
Better I cook and leave -
104:42 - 104:46did he have something to say?
- I'll explain! -
104:46 - 104:48He can't cook for all of us!
-
104:48 - 104:53Exactly why I'm saying the two
of you will not eat here! Go out! -
104:53 - 104:58Forget it. Let's go out and eat.
- Sure. Let's go and eat -
104:58 - 105:01All right. I'll go and change
-
105:01 - 105:04No... not in here! That room!
-
105:04 - 105:08Why?
- That's a better room -
105:08 - 105:10Shyam, don't test my patience.
Else, I swear... -
105:10 - 105:13Exactly what I'm saying!
Trouble inside, trouble outside -
105:13 - 105:19what? What trouble...?
- Calm down, darling... -
105:19 - 105:22I'm going out of my mind!
What are you getting at...? -
105:22 - 105:29What?
-
105:29 - 105:33Can't you still understand? - I
understand everything, you creep! -
105:33 - 105:36Leave him alone,
Mac! What are you doing? -
105:36 - 105:39He's making obscene gestures.
Like this...! -
105:39 - 105:44Why won't you let me go in?
- You want to know? I'll tell you! -
105:44 - 105:47I have personal things in there.
- What personal things? -
105:47 - 105:50Hairbrush, toothbrush,
towel... a whole lot of things -
105:50 - 105:52As if it'll kill you
if she sees all that! -
105:52 - 105:56That's not all. I've put half
a dozen undies up for drying -
105:56 - 106:01Two of them have holes!
-
106:01 - 106:04I won't look at them.
- I don't trust you. What if you do? -
106:04 - 106:10Your goddamn undies...
- Leave him alone, Mac! -
106:10 - 106:19Don't get into a fight. I'll
go into another room. Okay? -
106:19 - 106:21Won't you at least hear me out...?
- I don't want to! -
106:21 - 106:24I hate going to prison,
else I'd have killed you! -
106:24 - 106:27I wanted to tell you...
- what...? -
106:27 - 106:30What's happening here?
-
106:30 - 106:33The mains were
switched off and I escaped! -
106:33 - 106:35I was telling him that they took
off the main switch in the office... -
106:35 - 106:40and I escaped getting a shock.
But when did you come? -
106:40 - 106:45Just now. I wondered
what was happening here -
106:45 - 106:49You escaped this time.
But not forever! Good bye! -
106:49 - 106:52Hey, listen...
-
106:52 - 106:54where are you going?
- I want to live! -
106:54 - 106:57And heart-attacks are
very common nowadays -
106:57 - 106:59Mac, what's happening here?
-
106:59 - 107:03He's leaving us and
going away. Tell him to stay -
107:03 - 107:04why are you going?
-
107:04 - 107:08I won't go, if you say
-
107:08 - 107:10I didn't know you'd
be coming so early. -
107:10 - 107:12Must finish my work in the office
-
107:12 - 107:18You'll leave me all alone?
- I'll be here with you -
107:18 - 107:23I'll come back soon. We'll
have a quiet dinner and... -
107:23 - 107:26The cheese-pakoda is ready
-
107:26 - 107:31cheese-pakoda? Who is it for?
- Cheese-pakoda...? -
107:31 - 107:35It's for Shyam.
- Me? -
107:35 - 107:39He eats cheese four times a day!
Morning, afternoon, evening and night! -
107:39 - 107:41You'll bloat up like a buffalo!
-
107:41 - 107:47No big wonder! He even
looks like a pakoda! -
107:47 - 107:52All right, throw it away!
We'll have only what Sweety likes -
107:52 - 107:54Throw it away! You
know how I hate pakodas -
107:54 - 108:09do the dishes immediately and
make curry and rice for everyone -
108:09 - 108:11what soup have I landed in...?
-
108:11 - 108:15I'm always getting into this mess...??
-
108:15 - 108:21These fools play their own game
and I'm the one who gets hurt. -
108:21 - 108:23I'm going for my work-outs. - Yes,
darling! You build good health -
108:23 - 108:27I'll take care of the office!
And we'll have dinner together! -
108:27 - 108:31Let me go!
- So sweet! -
108:31 - 108:37Couldn't you tell me Sweety's here?
- As if you were listening! -
108:37 - 108:39Well? Haven't you guys
finished fighting yet? -
108:39 - 108:42We've made peace! Let's go and
eat dinner somewhere in peace -
108:42 - 108:45what made you change your mind?
-But you said you wanted to eat out! -
108:45 - 108:47Let's go!
- But I said that... -
108:47 - 108:50only to stop you from fighting!
Forget it, darling. Please! -
108:50 - 108:54No way! We're eating out!
-
108:54 - 108:58But you said you'd do as I say!
- And that's what we'll really do -
108:58 - 109:01All I want is...
- The rice and curry is ready -
109:01 - 109:06Listen to me, will you? - Who
asked you to make rice and curry? -
109:06 - 109:08We planned to go to
a restaurant and... -
109:08 - 109:12the curry and rice was his idea!
He keeps hogging on it! -
109:12 - 109:15You're going to bloat like a rhino!
How much are you going to eat? -
109:15 - 109:19I'll have only cheese-pakodas.
- I've thrown that away -
109:19 - 109:24Threw it away? What for?
-
109:24 - 109:26Because of him! He asked him to!
-
109:26 - 109:33I said I don't want it...throw it away!
-
109:33 - 109:40Our table is already booked.
So let's go and eat. Please! -
109:40 - 109:43Throw it all away
-
109:43 - 109:46All right. I'll go and change
-
109:46 - 109:53Step aside
-
109:53 - 109:57what happened...?
- Gases! Smelly burps! -
109:57 - 110:01Must be acidity! I'll go
and fetch the medicine! -
110:01 - 110:04Where are my clothes? And you...?
-
110:04 - 110:11You're still standing here?
I'm not going inside! -
110:11 - 110:17Can't you walk a bit faster? -
couldn't wear the clothes, could I? -
110:17 - 110:20Drink this. It's a little bitter
but it'll drive away the gases -
110:20 - 110:29Thank you.
- I'll take a shower -
110:29 - 110:32You think you're watching a
movie here? Get on with your work! -
110:32 - 110:36No movie, it's a farce!
-
110:36 - 110:42Why are you taking a medicine?
- For him. He has gas problems -
110:42 - 110:47Hey no...
- drink it up! In one gulp! -
110:47 - 110:50He's going to lose all his gas.
- How's this dress? -
110:50 - 110:53Now go and call the elevator
up while I finish talking to him -
110:53 - 110:56But you guys just don't
seem to finish chatting! -
110:56 - 110:58Please, please!
- Okay, I'll get the lift up... -
110:58 - 111:01but I won't wait another minute.
- Okay, okay! -
111:01 - 111:03She's looking so ravishing!
- Never mind! -
111:03 - 111:07Before I return with deepti,
take Sweety out somewhere! -
111:07 - 111:11Will she go out with me?
- Think she's your sister-in-law! -
111:11 - 111:15My fiancée, after all!
She'll surely go with you! -
111:15 - 111:22Mac, you haven't left yet?
Please go and come back soon! -
111:22 - 111:25What will I do all alone...?
- My love! -
111:25 - 111:33She's back, she's back...
take to your heels! -
111:33 - 111:40I've had this lovely dream of
a house in the city of flowers -
111:40 - 111:44I won the first prize for
this song! - Do you really sing? -
111:44 - 111:48Of course! Do you like songs?
- Yes, I do -
111:48 - 111:52So let's go to a place
where they play great music -
111:52 - 111:56we'll have also dinner there.
What say you? -
111:56 - 112:00But Mac will be coming back.
- I don't think he's coming back -
112:00 - 112:02I haven't seen a heartless
man like him in all my life! -
112:02 - 112:04How could he go away to the office...
-
112:04 - 112:06...leaving behind
such a lovely fiancée? -
112:06 - 112:09Had I been in his shoes and a
fire had broken out in my office... -
112:09 - 112:12I still wouldn't leave
you and go anywhere! -
112:12 - 112:17I don't know whether what I'm
doing is right... but do it, I must -
112:17 - 112:24I want to take you out to dinner
-
112:24 - 112:27You're taking such good care of me.
- So you're coming, aren't you? -
112:27 - 112:31How can I refuse someone
who has such a large heart? -
112:31 - 112:34Thank you.
- I'll be ready in a moment -
112:34 - 112:38Bye!
- Hey... -
112:38 - 112:40where are you off to? - Who
the hell are you to question me? -
112:40 - 112:42But you said it was
child's play for you! -
112:42 - 112:44That the children are so
grown up, I had no idea -
112:44 - 112:45Before this game becomes...
-
112:45 - 112:47...even more diabolic, I
must leave. Out of my way! -
112:47 - 112:54Mac's coming back. Please stay!
- Tell Mac that I have left! -
112:54 - 112:57What are you doing here?
- This is where I stay -
112:57 - 112:59what's there to be surprised about?
- Out of my way, I say -
112:59 - 113:02don't desert this ship! Lt'll sink!
-
113:02 - 113:04Sunk or ripped apart, I don't care!
-
113:04 - 113:06Get out of my way!
- Let him go, if he wants to -
113:06 - 113:08There's no use
having him here anyway! -
113:08 - 113:10who the hell are
you to throw me out? -
113:10 - 113:13You're right!
- Who are you to order me around? -
113:13 - 113:17Try doing it where it works!
Let me see who throws me out! -
113:17 - 113:21She boards an aircraft a few
times and throws her weight around! -
113:21 - 113:23Where's Mac?
- I've no idea -
113:23 - 113:25I told him my flight
- timing had changed. -
113:25 - 113:27He must surely have forgotten
-
113:27 - 113:30wrong! Wrong of him to forget!
-
113:30 - 113:34Had I girlfriend like you,
I'd never have forgotten -
113:34 - 113:38I didn't know you had a girlfriend.
- No, I don't have a girlfriend -
113:38 - 113:45The doors to my heart
are still open for her -
113:45 - 113:48Is there anything to eat?
-
113:48 - 113:50Did you say something?
I didn't hear a word -
113:50 - 113:57can I have something to eat?
- How about a boiled elephant's egg? -
113:57 - 114:02He's out of his mind! know what?
Let's go and eat at a restaurant -
114:02 - 114:05As you wish. At least I won't
have to see that old fossil's face! -
114:05 - 114:08Not in here! That room, over there!
- Why not...? -
114:08 - 114:09This room's in a mess.
Needs to be cleaned up -
114:09 - 114:14Go and change in that room quickly.
-
114:14 - 114:18- Okay. - Hurry up... quick!
-
114:18 - 114:22Sam, which restaurant are we
going to? - Wherever you say. -
114:22 - 114:24Whose bag is this?
- This... is my bag! -
114:24 - 114:30I carry my stuff in this bag.
A comb, ear-buds, talcum powder... -
114:30 - 114:32In a lady's bag?
- No, it's not a lady's bag -
114:32 - 114:36It's a lady's and gents' bag
which looks like a lady's bag! -
114:36 - 114:40It's nice, isn't it?
- Never mind. How's my dress? -
114:40 - 114:42You look amazing!
- What if I carried a scarf? -
114:42 - 114:44No, you don't need a scarf!
You're looking great anyway! -
114:44 - 114:53Just wait. I'll show you
-
114:53 - 114:57Shall we...?
- I'm raring to go. Let's get going -
114:57 - 115:00why are you carrying my bag?
- This bag... is it yours? -
115:00 - 115:04I was admiring its beauty
-
115:04 - 115:09And whose bag is this...?
- This one? This is mine, too! -
115:09 - 115:13I thought this bag was that
one and that one was this one... -
115:13 - 115:15so I picked that one up.
But this one is mine... -
115:15 - 115:19and that one is your bag! Let's go!
-
115:19 - 115:21What confusion!
-
115:21 - 115:26I ask for the last time. Who
wants to eat and who doesn't? -
115:26 - 115:45What do you want to eat, or
what don't you want to eat! -
115:45 - 116:09I am ready.
-
116:09 - 116:12Listen to me... Sam!
-
116:12 - 116:18No cheap snacks here. Get lost!
- Hang on, will you? -
116:18 - 116:21Sam...
- You can't go in -
116:21 - 116:23You take me for a beggar?
I have a car out there! -
116:23 - 116:25I can't let you in! Go!
-
116:25 - 116:31Stop troubling us or
I'll call more security. -
116:31 - 116:32I wouldn't even pee in your hotel!
-
116:32 - 116:34Do you have a mobile phone?
-
116:34 - 116:37I'll have to call the
airport to tell them I'm here -
116:37 - 116:39Sorry, I forgot to carry it.
- That's okay -
116:39 - 116:43Let's call from the reception
-
116:43 - 116:45If I haven't the right
to go into my own room... -
116:45 - 116:48...I don't want to live there!
-
116:48 - 116:50Why are you pushing me...? Okay,
do it on your feet -
116:50 - 116:54Excuse me, can I make a
call please? - Wait please. -
116:54 - 116:57Pooja! Let's go to another hotel!
- But what for? -
116:57 - 117:00Don't you think this
place is stinking? -
117:00 - 117:05I can't smell anything.
- No? I knew you had caught a cold! -
117:05 - 117:09Nothing's wrong with me. Stay here,
I'll make the call and return -
117:09 - 117:12don't you trust me? Me?
-
117:12 - 117:16Every time a plane flies
overhead I wonder when... -
117:16 - 117:22when my Sweety will arrive.
I mean, my deepti! -
117:22 - 117:29Deepti! Hear me out, please!
-
117:29 - 117:31What the hell are you doing here?
- And what are you doing here? -
117:31 - 117:33Of the thousands of restaurants in
town, is this where you had to come? -
117:33 - 117:35Yes, of the thousands
of restaurants in town... -
117:35 - 117:36...is this where you had to come?
-
117:36 - 117:38I'll smash your face! You imitate
me? - What the hell are you doing? -
117:38 - 117:41I'd have gone elsewhere if you
had told me you're coming here! -
117:41 - 117:47When's this mess
going to come to an end! -
117:47 - 117:49So where's Sweety?
- Not Sweety. Pooja -
117:49 - 117:53pooja! Where did she spring from?
- I was leaving the house... -
117:53 - 117:55and she just breezed in!
So I brought her here -
117:55 - 117:59And where is Sweety?
- Sweety's at home -
117:59 - 118:02why did you leave her at home?
- As if I could bring them together! -
118:02 - 118:04So where's Sweety now?
- I told you, she's at home! -
118:04 - 118:05I mean, where's pooja?
- Pooja's making a phone call -
118:05 - 118:13Making a phone call?
-
118:13 - 118:19I get it. I'm done for.
My game is up -
118:19 - 118:22How did I get myself into this?
-
118:22 - 118:27Hey! They don't know each other
-
118:27 - 118:33Oh yes! Thank God!
-
118:33 - 118:37Here's what we'll do.
I'll take deepti home -
118:37 - 118:41Before I can get there, tell Mambo
to dump Sweety in some other room -
118:41 - 118:43Okay... but how?
- How would I know! -
118:43 - 118:48Must I explain everything? Tell
the old man to think of a way! -
118:48 - 118:55I don't know! Ask him to
do it! He'll find a way out! -
118:55 - 118:58Where are they...? Where's deepti?
-
118:58 - 119:00And where's pooja?
- Look for her! -
119:00 - 119:04I'll go and find my curse!
And listen... -
119:04 - 119:35don't let her go home.
- Okay -
119:35 - 119:38what happened...?
- Sorry! -
119:38 - 119:41Deepti!
-
119:41 - 119:46Open the door!
-
119:46 - 119:50He's going to get butchered today!
-
119:50 - 119:54Chhotu, fetch the car!
-
119:54 - 119:58keep going! Step on it!
-
119:58 - 120:02Driver, follow that car. Quick!
-
120:02 - 120:06Pooja! Stop there!
-
120:06 - 120:10Move it, driver.
- Hey, wait there! -
120:10 - 120:14Move it, I say!
- Hey wait... -
120:14 - 120:19Okay, pooja. I'm coming.
- C'mon in. Hurry up! -
120:19 - 120:21What are you up to?
-
120:21 - 120:23Terribly insensitive of you
to dump me and go back home! -
120:23 - 120:31I saw Mac there. - Pooja,
my heart craves your love... -
120:31 - 120:33and you're running after Mac?
-
120:33 - 120:36A man who ignored you,
despite hearing your voice? -
120:36 - 120:39That's because...
- I understand! Oh yes, I do -
120:39 - 120:41No one in the world values true love
-
120:41 - 120:45The one I always see, the
one closest to my heart... -
120:45 - 120:47if there is anyone...
it's only you -
120:47 - 120:52But that's a song, isn't it?
- Hmmm... no! Is it really a song? -
120:52 - 120:56Stop the car. Stop it!
-
120:56 - 121:00Stay here. I'll be right back.
- But where are you going? -
121:00 - 121:08Sam!
- One second! -
121:08 - 121:15Mambo, give me a glass of water
-
121:15 - 121:26where can I find a phone?
- Over there -
121:26 - 121:34Mambo, listen carefully. It's me
-
121:34 - 121:36The Singapore flight
is soon landing there -
121:36 - 121:41But fix the Bangkok flight, so
it doesn't wake up before morning! -
121:41 - 121:44You understand...? The Bombay
flight is right here with me -
121:44 - 121:49Bomb...?! I mean, the
Mumbai flight is here with me -
121:49 - 121:53It's about to take off, but I'll
make sure it doesn't get there! -
121:53 - 121:59So do just as I say! It's a
question of life and death! -
121:59 - 122:03From what he was saying,
he appears to be a terrorist -
122:03 - 122:06He's planning something big.
Like hijacking a plane -
122:06 - 122:08Let's stop him
till the cops get here -
122:08 - 122:12Okay... yes!
-
122:12 - 122:14Where to, smartass?
- Home -
122:14 - 122:17You can't leave,
until the police arrive -
122:17 - 122:53police...? - We know everything!
Filthy terrorist! -
122:53 - 122:59Mambo, have you ever fallen
in love? - With only my wife -
122:59 - 123:01do you have a wife?
- I did, but not anymore -
123:01 - 123:05She eloped with my younger brother
-
123:05 - 123:07But I'm very lucky in this respect.
-
123:07 - 123:13Sure. You don't
have a younger sister -
123:13 - 123:23I'm so lucky, Mac won't
even look at a girl except me -
123:23 - 123:30How'd you know how
many roving eyes Mac has? -
123:30 - 123:33If you're still listening,
let me tell you... -
123:33 - 123:37whatever I'm doing is
not of my own volition -
123:37 - 123:41I'm helpless. They're making
me do it. Do you understand? -
123:41 - 123:48Since they're paying me,
I'll have to do their bidding -
123:48 - 124:05Mac...
- I'm Mambo! Mambo! -
124:05 - 124:31Was that a sleeping
pill or an aphrodisiac? -
124:31 - 124:33Did you fix the girl?
- Fix? -
124:33 - 124:36I only gave her a sedative,
I can do nothing else -
124:36 - 124:39The next flight is arriving.
Before it lands, -
124:39 - 125:09let's move this one
-
125:09 - 125:13She's become as heavy as a pumpkin.
- Shut up, jinx -
125:13 - 125:15If something happens to her...
I'll end up in jail. -
125:15 - 125:52Do you want me
to rot in jail at this age? -
125:52 - 125:54You...? How did
you arrive before me? -
125:54 - 125:58- Used my brains... I mean, body
-
125:58 - 126:03I didn't want to see your
face red with anger. Come here -
126:03 - 126:06Look! I have thrown
all the underwear away -
126:06 - 126:09You can sleep in peace now.
- I don't want your sympathy -
126:09 - 126:14Not sympathy. You have a right
on me. This is what you call love -
126:14 - 126:17Let alone underwear, for your
sake I'll even throw myself out! -
126:17 - 126:21You just want love, you are
not willing to return love -
126:21 - 126:26don't be so cruel, love. Time
will prove how much I love you -
126:26 - 126:28Lies! You can never
understand a woman's feelings -
126:28 - 126:32Let alone one, I understand
many women... I've read that book -
126:32 - 126:35The Fundamental
principles of woman psychology -
126:35 - 126:39Lies! All lies! I know you
are having other affairs too -
126:39 - 126:43what are you saying?
This is preposterous -
126:43 - 126:47You are being preposterous!
-
126:47 - 126:52Woman! Stay like a woman, and
behave like one. Not like a whore -
126:52 - 126:58See? Your servant is
humiliating me! - One minute -
126:58 - 127:00Old swine! How dare you
talk to a woman like that? -
127:00 - 127:02I will kick you.
-
127:02 - 127:03I'll break your jaw
-
127:03 - 127:08I'm in a bloody mess and you are
raving about women's character -
127:08 - 127:12Smartass, I'll thrash you!
-
127:12 - 127:16Deepti, listen to me. My love...
-
127:16 - 127:18my darling, listen
to me, open the door -
127:18 - 127:34My honey, my baby, my sweetheart...
-
127:34 - 127:38Bye. I'm leaving
-
127:38 - 127:42where to? I'm your boss, I pay you
-
127:42 - 127:44You can't leave
without a month's notice -
127:44 - 127:49Notice? I serve you notice
everyday, but you take no notice -
127:49 - 127:53You think you can swear
at me at will? Can you? -
127:53 - 127:55I'm leaving!
- Listen to me, you can't... -
127:55 - 128:00I don't want to listen.
I have taken enough -
128:00 - 128:04I'm leaving.
- You can't leave -
128:04 - 128:06pooja, I was just
thinking about you. -
128:06 - 128:08Where you are, how you are!
-
128:08 - 128:13And here you are! Looks
like it's my day. Ask him -
128:13 - 128:16You don't need to worry about me.
- Why? -
128:16 - 128:20I need to talk to you, it's urgent.
- Urgent, my foot! -
128:20 - 128:23I want to talk to you in private
-
128:23 - 128:27It's special
-
128:27 - 128:34what happened?
- I won't speak much. We're parting -
128:34 - 128:38don't even joke about it.
It'll break my heart -
128:38 - 128:43You don't have a heart.
We can't carry it further -
128:43 - 128:47This relationship has no future.
- Pooja, what are you talking? -
128:47 - 128:51I always believed
you will be my wife. -
128:51 - 128:55I hadn't met Shyam before, you see
-
128:55 - 128:59Hang on. How did you and Shyam...?
-
128:59 - 129:03He is not like you.
He doesn't wear a mask -
129:03 - 129:06If we part, fine. But
don't get close to him -
129:06 - 129:09You don't know how cunning
and slimy he is. I'll tell you -
129:09 - 129:13I'll expose him. You
mustn't trust anyone so soon -
129:13 - 129:15Spending time with me doesn't prove
-
129:15 - 129:18that your love for me is true
-
129:18 - 129:21pooja, listen to me. I...
-
129:21 - 129:26Mac, no need to be angry.
It's all over between us -
129:26 - 129:28Forget me. I'm leaving
-
129:28 - 129:31pooja, we are made for
each other. Listen to me... -
129:31 - 129:37pooja, don't do this
-
129:37 - 129:46Hope all's well?
- No. But it will be -
129:46 - 129:57It's a beautiful paradise. I
can't see it turning into hell -
129:57 - 130:02where's he going?
- I'll tell you. Wait, I'll tell you -
130:02 - 130:05Listen, Shyam...
-
130:05 - 130:08I planted a sapling...
- when? -
130:08 - 130:11Long time back,
before you even arrived -
130:11 - 130:17I watered it, provided manure,
saved it from insects... -
130:17 - 130:21it grew big, bigger, huge
-
130:21 - 130:24Then it gave flowers and fruits
-
130:24 - 130:30One day, a swine plucked a
fruit and began eating it -
130:30 - 130:32Now you tell me, what must I do?
-
130:32 - 130:53Why don't you just thrash the
swine? - Trust me, you are right! -
130:53 - 131:05Where friends meet, there's party
-
131:05 - 131:18Swine! May you rot.
- Hi! -
131:18 - 131:21Sorry, I left you
alone and came here -
131:21 - 131:29Never mind.
- I'll have some water -
131:29 - 131:44where are you going?
- Don't you talk to me! -
131:44 - 131:49I'm sorry, I blew up at you.
Please forgive me -
131:49 - 131:53I need to apologise, love.
Why must you? -
131:53 - 132:00Go and take some rest.
Take care of your skin -
132:00 - 132:09Swine! You made my life miserable
-
132:09 - 132:13what's going on?
-
132:13 - 132:17What's going on here?
- Nothing. I'm giving him a massage -
132:17 - 132:19This is a special massage.
Stretch your hands -
132:19 - 132:26Get up, Sam
-
132:26 - 132:33I need to talk to you,
it's about our future -
132:33 - 132:42I'll be back, darling. Okay?
-
132:42 - 132:47Want to hit me more? Go ahead
-
132:47 - 132:51Mambo quit. If you say,
I'll leave too -
132:51 - 132:56But if I leave, it'll be
difficult for you to manage this game -
132:56 - 133:08Think it over
-
133:08 - 133:12All right. From now on,
pooja is yours -
133:12 - 133:16deepti and Sweety are mine.
- Okay -
133:16 - 133:20we won't interfere. Promise?
- Okay -
133:20 - 133:25And listen... when the girls
leave for work in the morning... -
133:25 - 133:29we'll sit and design the
future plans of this game -
133:29 - 133:32Okay.
- Done? Good night -
133:32 - 133:48where are you going? Pooja is there
-
133:48 - 133:51Hurry up, deepti. It's
time for your flight -
133:51 - 133:56Sam darling, hurry up.
It's time to leave... -
133:56 - 133:59Tone it down! You'll wake everyone
-
133:59 - 134:00Everyone? We are
only three of us here. -
134:00 - 134:04- I mean... the neighbours
-
134:04 - 134:07They already have
complaints against me. Speak softly -
134:07 - 134:10All right. Mac, I'm
sorry about yesterday -
134:10 - 134:13I spoke too much.
I said that because -
134:13 - 134:17I realised you are
a first rate fraud -
134:17 - 134:20Forgive me.
- I forgave you last night itself -
134:20 - 134:23I forgive women on the spot
-
134:23 - 134:26You look great in this dress.
- Thank you -
134:26 - 134:29No time to romance. Leave,
it's time for her flight -
134:29 - 134:38Okay. Let's go.
- Bye -
134:38 - 134:43who is this?
- Who? Who is who? -
134:43 - 134:47She...? She's Sam's fiancee
-
134:47 - 134:49Let's go, deepti.
- Hang on, Mac -
134:49 - 134:52You should also
introduce her, don't you think? -
134:52 - 134:54Don't you know each other?
She is deepti -
134:54 - 134:59c'mon, you are late. - No. The
introduction is not over yet -
134:59 - 135:02Tell me, how did this girl
land here? - She took a cab -
135:02 - 135:05what has she to do with this house?
-
135:05 - 135:08- What has she to
do with this house! -
135:08 - 135:12Deepti is an airhostess,
and Sam's fiancee -
135:12 - 135:13pooja is also an airhostess
-
135:13 - 135:18Amazing! Both are airhostesses.
Same uniform too -
135:18 - 135:21what a coincidence! Let's go
-
135:21 - 135:23One minute! What were
you doing in this bedroom? -
135:23 - 135:28Tell her.
- I was putting on my uniform -
135:28 - 135:31putting on her uniform. She
is an airhostess, after all -
135:31 - 135:35She's not a banker
-
135:35 - 135:38deepti, time for your flight. Move
-
135:38 - 135:40Sam! Do you know her?
-
135:40 - 135:45Why is she here? Please tell me
-
135:45 - 135:48One minute. You never
told me you had a fiancee -
135:48 - 135:51Actually, we met just last night
-
135:51 - 135:58we fell in love just last
night and we decided to marry -
135:58 - 136:02where did you meet her?
- Bella Vista, floor no. 13... -
136:02 - 136:05It's this house!
- That's right -
136:05 - 136:09How is Mac related to her?
- Mac...? -
136:09 - 136:13Did you hear her? She's
asking about our relationship -
136:13 - 136:16we'll go mad, let's go
-
136:16 - 136:18I want an answer! You haven't given
-
136:18 - 136:20a proper introduction of this girl
-
136:20 - 136:25He is my fiance
-
136:25 - 136:30when did he get engaged to you?
- Been a long time -
136:30 - 136:35This fiance of yours was
my fiance until yesterday -
136:35 - 136:39That's right. She
was my ex-girlfriend -
136:39 - 136:42But I was your boyfriend.
- One and the same thing -
136:42 - 136:44I'm not denying it.
One and the same. -
136:44 - 136:47But now she is his girlfriend
-
136:47 - 136:50But I met Sam just yesterday.
- She's right -
136:50 - 136:53And we fell in love!
- Hear that? You trust me now? -
136:53 - 136:57All right, now I understand.
The two of you are hand in glove -
136:57 - 137:00Stop raving. If you want,
you can marry him -
137:00 - 137:03On the contrary, you
betrayed me. But I forgave you... -
137:03 - 137:05because you belong to a
decent family. Don't forget that -
137:05 - 137:07Shut up! You have
been playing games... -
137:07 - 137:13...with the two of us all this while
-
137:13 - 137:17It's history!
Let bygones be bygones -
137:17 - 137:20The two of you have
opened our eyes, -
137:20 - 137:23put us on the right track,
that's it -
137:23 - 137:28Sam, from now on pooja
belongs to you and deepti is mine -
137:28 - 137:31No other girl will
come into our lives again -
137:31 - 137:34It's a sin even to
think about it, remember -
137:34 - 137:37put your hand forward... do it!
-
137:37 - 137:39Give him your hand, pooja
-
137:39 - 137:44don't think much, give him
your hand before you miss your bus -
137:44 - 137:49Right
-
137:49 - 137:54That's like it. We'll stay
together from now. Fine? -
137:54 - 138:05We won't ever cheat.
We'll always stay together -
138:05 - 138:12Mac darling, who are these girls?
-
138:12 - 138:18Run!
-
138:18 - 138:23Run! Start the motorcycle
-
138:23 - 138:25quick!
-
138:25 - 138:27Swine, start it!
-
138:27 - 138:31Giving you a motorcycle is
like feeding nuts to a dog -
138:31 - 138:36Start it!
- You start it -
138:36 - 138:38Brother Mac!
-
138:38 - 138:42What happened?
- You are ruined! -
138:42 - 138:44How do you know that?
- Nageshwar... -
138:44 - 138:47The white spot?
- Yes. Anjali greased his palm... -
138:47 - 138:49and he told her
everything about your setups -
138:49 - 138:52May he be ruined! He's nailed me
-
138:52 - 138:56I have lost her, and the others
too. - The other girls too? How? -
138:56 - 138:59Wait here, they will be coming
with brooms, knives and missiles -
138:59 - 139:02Ask them, and they will tell you
-
139:02 - 139:05where do I go? Where do
I kill myself? - Listen! -
139:05 - 139:09Before Anjali leaves for India,
go and apologise to her -
139:09 - 139:12Else, you'll lose her forever. Go!
-
139:12 - 139:17I'll drive!
- Easy with the door -
139:17 - 139:18Get inside
-
139:18 - 139:29Shyam, I'm off! Get the
motorcycle over tomorrow, swine! -
139:29 - 139:33Uncle, where's Anjali?
-
139:33 - 139:38She left. And why not? She has
found out everything about you -
139:38 - 139:42You were her greatest mistake
-
139:42 - 139:45You can't belong to one girl
-
139:45 - 139:50For you, women are playthings!
And Anjali is not a plaything -
139:50 - 139:53Go away. And keep the
game of musical chair on -
139:53 - 139:56Go on, forget her. Go
-
139:56 - 139:59what time is her flight?
- 6:30 -
139:59 - 140:03Thank you
-
140:03 - 140:07No, I'm not going!
- I just want to see the time -
140:07 - 140:21Time, all right.
- 6:00! -
140:21 - 140:25One minute. Air India flight?
- Took off -
140:25 - 140:43when?
- Half-hour back -
140:43 - 140:44Now stop this game of romance,
I've had enough! -
140:44 - 140:59I don't have the strength,
I can't take it anymore! -
140:59 - 141:01Anjali...
- No need to say anything -
141:01 - 141:06I have told her everything,
and she has forgiven you -
141:06 - 141:12This ring is the root cause
of all misery. Take it off -
141:12 - 141:16And put it on my
sister-in-law's finger. For good -
141:16 - 141:21All's well that end's well!
From now on, focus only on family -
141:21 - 141:24Run!
-
141:24 - 141:28Run!
-
141:28 -Give me the car key, Babban!
- Title:
- Garam Masala (With English Subtitles)
- Description:
-
What happens when a good for nothing-handsome hunk Mac (Akshay Kumar) finds himself in possession of an empty flat and access to three gorgeous air hostesses Dipti (Daisy Bopanna), Sweety (Neetu Chandra) and Puja (Nargis Bagheri)? Garam Masala! What happens when Mac who is already engaged to Anjali (Rimi Sen), convinces each of the three girls that she is the only one for him? Garam Masala! What happens when Sam (John Abraham), once Mac's best friend now sworn enemy, threatens to reveal Mac harem to Anjali? What happens when all the girls land in the flat at the same time? Garam Masala!
- Video Language:
- Indonesian
- Duration:
- 02:26:29
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