0:02:36.853,0:02:38.254
Charm

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My, my! The charm

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Stunning charm

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Maddening charm

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charm

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Fatal charm

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deadly charm

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It's killing

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crazed souls, lost in the charm

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charm. My, my! The charm

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Stunning charm

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Maddening charm

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charm. Fatal charm

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deadly charm

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It's killing

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crazed souls, lost in the charm

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I desire to kiss you on the lips...

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...to rock in your arms

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come to me

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From your tresses, let[br]me steal the fragrance

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Let me behold you in[br]my eyes, don't go away

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My love, I fell for[br]you at first sight

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charm

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My, my! The charm

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Stunning charm

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Maddening charm

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charm. Fatal charm.

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Deadly charm

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It's killing

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crazed souls, lost in the charm

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I'm restless, comfort me

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Feign love if you[br]want, at least look at me

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You won't find[br]another golden opportunity

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come into my arms, my love

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don't torment me

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I'm your lover, let me enjoy love

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charm

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My, my! The charm

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Stunning charm

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Maddening charm

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charm

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Fatal charm

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deadly charm'

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It's killing

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crazed souls, lost in the charm

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what are you doing?[br]- I'm sorry. Sorry...

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Bloody assistant! Get out of here.

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Go! Get out of here. I[br]don't want you here. Go! Out!

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Will you teach your teacher, eh?

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Idiot! Bloody junior! C'mon, girls.

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Don't spoil your mood.[br]Put your smile up.

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And you please lose some weight.[br]- Mac!

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Call for you, sir.[br]- Who the hell is it?

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Your fiancée. Anjali

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junior

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Long-hair! I'm talking to you.[br]Answer the phone and say I'm not in.

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Tell her. Tell her.

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Yes sister-in-law, he asked me[br]to tell you that he is not in

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Five hours for a minor task,[br]eh? Have you been playing around?

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Who will pay for this? My father?[br]- Right

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It takes time to do a good job.[br]Why don't you be the face...

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on the back cover?[br]It'll sell like hot cakes

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why do you come in?[br]Mind your own business

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I haven't changed the models. Look

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I haven't changed them. Go on.[br]-He finds reasons to touch the girls!

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They go sniffing[br]everywhere for girls

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what did you understand?

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Why are you shaking[br]your head? C'mon. Smile.

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Excuse me, sir... is Mac inside?

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Why do you want him?[br]- She's going to bear Mac's baby

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what...?[br]- I mean, Mac's fiancee. Anjali

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She wants to meet Mac.[br]- I see. So you are Mac's fiancee

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Is he in at the moment? - Of[br]course. He's been waiting for you

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come with me.[br]- That's like it

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Stop following me! Are you a dog?[br]- I'm Mac's best friend

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Out! This is not a zoo.[br]No animals allowed here

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Then what are you doing here?

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Don't raise your hands.[br]- Out!

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Don't raise your hands.[br]- Out! Dog

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Good. Perfect.

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Come... he's so hardworking. See

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Mac, look who's here.[br]- Who is it?

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Listen Sanchita...

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what...?[br]- Sorry... Anjali, listen to me

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Start the car. I'm going to the[br]airport I don't want to hear a thing

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what has happened?[br]- You said you will not be in office

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You could've told me if you didn't[br]want to see me. Why did you lie?

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Who lied to you? I'm[br]telling you the truth

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I just came ten minutes back,[br]I swear. - You are lying

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You should be ashamed of yourself.[br]- Hush! Why should I be ashamed?

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Those semi-nude girls! How[br]could you touch them all over?

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That's my business.[br]- Business?

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I mean, I have to show[br]them what pose to take

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You are an educated girl,[br]you should understand that

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I don't know about that. I[br]can't see you with other girls

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All right, listen to me.[br]You are my fiancée, trust me

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I'll never lie to you,[br]trust me. Now...

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go home, I'll come over and[br]explain. Okay? I love you. Bye

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Bye. Your dress

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Swine! Why did you bring her here?[br]- She brought me here

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How'd I know that you were[br]having fun with those girls?

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I'll hit you![br]- Give it to me! Don't keep debts

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You haven't paid the car's fare.

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It runs on gas,[br]you dig? Pay up, now!

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All right, I'll pay you.[br]Don't be angry, go now

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Take it easy. Drop her

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Bye, darling. Hurry up

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Garam Masala magazine. Sure.

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Garam Masala magazine.

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Yes. So?

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You promised a dinner[br]with me this Saturday

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where?[br]- A new Chinese restaurant...

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china Town. I have booked the table

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I'll wait for you outside[br]the Restaurant at 5:30 sharp

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Hi Mac.

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Let's meet at 5:30 tomorrow.[br]We'll have your favourite food...

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at the new Chinese restaurant[br]china Town. What do you think?

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After dinner, we'll[br]go for a movie. Okay?

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Programme fixed? - Ok. -[br]See you tomorrow! - Mac! Mac!

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Tell him.[br]- Sir, it's time you gave us a raise

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Also give us a car and[br]a three-bedroom flat

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No way. I'm thinking of[br]giving a fivefold raise...

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a bungalow and a Mercedes each

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You are joking, sir.[br]- Who started it?

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Morons! I'm planning[br]to halve your pay checks

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I spent 300,000 for the cover page,[br]and what do you guys give me?

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I can't see a thing.[br]- Not me! He shot it

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And this?[br]- He shot it

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Aren't you guys ashamed? I sent[br]you to the inaugural function...

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because the chief[br]Minister was the chief guest.

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And the photos you got...

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he is not to be seen here![br]What's this?

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Scissors and breasts! Legs[br]and a headless chief Minister

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Sir, it's the camera. You must[br]give us sophisticated cameras

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cameras? Learn photography first

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Look, if this continues,[br]I'm going to fire you guys

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Sorry, we won't repeat[br]this mistake. - Yes sir, sorry

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Something is approaching, know what?

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Yes sir, my birthday.[br]- Damn

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Not your birthday. International[br]press photography competition

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Get some photos that I can send[br]over and make our company famous

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Am I to send legs there?

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If you can't give me pictures,[br]I'll make peons out of you!

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Go away. Don't make[br]my blood pressure rise

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who is she? Whose legs are these?[br]- keep the legs here and get lost

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The boss orders us to leave.[br]Let's get to work

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Sorry, sir

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Leave

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Haven't I told you to turn[br]off the tap after bathing?

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I always turn it off after[br]you bathe! - You should do that

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Because, I'm the boss here.[br]-Company gives me this accommodation

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Thank me for that. They[br]don't care about you anyway

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Now stop chewing my brains,[br]I got to leave

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I'm leaving too. Where are you[br]going? - To the temple. Coming?

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No. I'm going to the zoo. Coming?[br]- Not after watching you!

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C'mon. Hurry up and get ready.

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Shirt...?

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Sorry.

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What are you doing here?[br]- What are you doing here?

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Maggie called me.[br]- Maggie called me!

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Easy, easy. I didn't call you guys,[br]you guys called me here

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I called Maggie here.[br]- I too called her

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damn you! - No fights.[br]We'll have dinner together

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All right, I'll foot the bill.[br]- I'll foot the bill. It's my party

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pay yours, I'll foot Maggie's bill.[br]- Why don't we eat first?

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Let's decide it later.[br]- All right

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Let me go!

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God! Both of you, leave me

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Get lost!

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Are you blind?[br]- Bloody idiot

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Sorry.[br]- Go and hit him

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Let's go, darling

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Your food, sir.

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Maggie, I ordered this for you.[br]Especially, for your eyes

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Your eyes are perfect.[br]Eat what I ordered for you

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It's good for your heart and mind.[br]- You need brains, you eat

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I have brains.[br]- So why don't you bring it?

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Shut up![br]- Cool

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don't fight. I'll[br]eat both. Let's eat...

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I'm very hungry.[br]- Okay, darling

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do it fast. Don't waste[br]your time on one table

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Eat this, good for[br]you thighs... eyes

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I said, I'll pay.[br]- I'll pay

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I pay![br]- Not fair. It's my party

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I'll pay for myself and Maggie.[br]- It's not tip, it's a bill

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You carry on... eat my share too.

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This dinner's on me. Nobody pays.

0:15:52.415,0:15:56.119
Forget it, Sam. Next time.[br]Let him pay this time

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If you say so. But I[br]don't take favours

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come on Sam, don't[br]fight now. Cool down

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Let me have something.

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Where's my wallet?

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Where are you looking?

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Stupid!

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Shut up, you...

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come with me

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The stupid is disturbing. Where[br]was I...? People ogle at you...

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Friend...

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I'm sorry, I broke your heart

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I shouldn't be doing this.[br]Foot the bill, please

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There you are! Now you[br]know that Maggie is with me

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I should be paying the bill.[br]- Yes.

0:17:04.185,0:17:06.935
Sorry. Good you didn't[br]wear glasses. - Why?

0:17:06.935,0:17:10.067
Your lenses... great colour.[br]Looks good on you

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You like it?[br]- Yes

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- Are you going to eat those cherries?[br]- No. Do you want it?

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I like cherries very much.

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You mind it, don't you?[br]- Mind what?

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I know you're feeling bad.[br]Here, pay the bill

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Are you crazy?[br]- Go ahead

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You foot it.[br]- Not fair

0:17:36.219,0:17:40.133
Forget it. Go dutch on it

0:17:40.133,0:17:54.758
I'll be back, I got to[br]go to the loo. - Okay

0:17:54.758,0:17:56.936
Madam, bill.[br]- They are paying

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They left. They said, you will pay.[br]- What...?

0:18:09.836,0:18:13.075
Greetings, sir.[br]- Yes, son? Can I help you?

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Perhaps you have no idea,[br]I'm a great fan of yours

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I want a photograph from you that[br]has never been published or seen

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And... the negative too.[br]It's for my personal collection

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I'm willing to pay any price, sir

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I don't have photos right now...

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...but I got some[br]negatives that you can take

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Fine?[br]- Yes, sir

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Your father fixed your wedding,[br]with the consent of the two of you

0:18:56.495,0:19:01.796
But ever since you were engaged,[br]I've only seen you brawling

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Your fathers were childhood[br]Friends, they were thick friends

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They came here and together[br]they joined the Indian Embassy

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Give him water. They retired[br]together and went back to India

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don't fight and[br]break their friendship

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If you don't want to marry,[br]decide it right now

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I never said I don't want to marry

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Okay, I'm sorry. I'll take you[br]out for movies twice a week...

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I'll take you out[br]thrice for dinner, and...

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your birthday is on the 27th.[br]See, I remember, I didn't forget

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On that day I'll be with[br]you from morning to evening

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And I'll only take[br]your pictures. Okay?

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If only you keep your promise![br]- The day you become a doctor...

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I'll send the two of you to India[br]and get your married. Now don't belch!

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Maggie didn't come today

0:20:03.324,0:20:05.974
congratulations.[br]- Congratulations

0:20:05.974,0:20:14.544
congratulations![br]- Congratulations

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Shyam, the award you have[br]won has made our company famous

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what award? -International[br]press photography award

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didn't you see? All the newspapers[br]are carrying your picture

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You have been promoted too. - The[br]company gets 10 million in reward

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One million is for you.[br]- Thank you, sir

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And a free one-month[br]trip to America

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I want to give you something else.[br]- What else?

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Your pay is doubled right away.[br]- And you listen...

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give him the motorcycle[br]key and the flat keys to him

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And from now on, he is your boss.[br]He's senior, you are junior. Dig that?

0:20:51.618,0:20:54.367
Shyam come, we got to talk.[br]- Thank you, sir

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Move it

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what crap! How can he get an award?

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Sir, you know that he's a[br]bad shot, but you guys...

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He holds a camera like[br]he's holding a coconut

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I know you guys well. The two[br]of you hardly know photography

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But he gets an award![br]- Sir, he's a fraud! A cheat

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He steals[br]photographs for competitions

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I know where he stole[br]those photographs from

0:21:29.786,0:21:33.563
But he's made our[br]magazine Garam Masala famous

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Sir, I will fight. I[br]will not leave this

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This war has to be...[br]- Shut up!

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Silence, idiot

0:21:40.703,0:21:43.413
This hunger has[br]heated up your brains

0:21:43.413,0:21:48.823
Attend tonight's party and stuff[br]yourself. It will cool your brains

0:21:48.823,0:21:50.938
But I will fight

0:21:50.938,0:21:53.646
Out you go!

0:21:53.646,0:22:14.414
I will fight.

0:22:14.414,0:22:17.256
He stole my heart on the sly

0:22:17.256,0:22:19.836
Lord, he took my heart away

0:22:19.836,0:22:23.506
He made me belong to him,[br]showed me beautiful dreams...

0:22:23.506,0:22:24.893
...and took my heart away

0:22:24.893,0:22:27.061
On the sly...

0:22:27.061,0:22:29.092
...he stole my heart

0:22:29.092,0:23:04.647
On the sly... he stole my heart

0:23:04.647,0:23:08.885
My love, you are handsome

0:23:08.885,0:23:11.454
You fascinate me

0:23:11.454,0:23:14.907
You are mine

0:23:14.907,0:23:19.004
My love, you are handsome

0:23:19.004,0:23:21.514
You fascinate me

0:23:21.514,0:23:25.007
You are mine

0:23:25.007,0:23:28.167
You have set my heart racing

0:23:28.167,0:23:30.762
You have robbed me of my peace

0:23:30.762,0:23:35.776
At the very first sight,[br]my heart writhed in agony

0:23:35.776,0:23:38.748
On the sly...

0:23:38.748,0:23:40.917
you stole my heart

0:23:40.917,0:23:43.488
On the sly...

0:23:43.488,0:24:15.585
you stole my heart

0:24:15.585,0:24:19.789
My love, the[br]fragrance of your breath...

0:24:19.789,0:24:22.389
and the magic in your words...

0:24:22.389,0:24:25.706
make me lose my composure

0:24:25.706,0:24:29.966
My love, the[br]fragrance of your breath...

0:24:29.966,0:24:32.516
and the magic in your words...

0:24:32.516,0:24:36.612
make me lose my composure

0:24:36.612,0:24:39.138
I don't know when I fell in love

0:24:39.138,0:24:41.701
I don't know when I gave in

0:24:41.701,0:24:44.193
You looked into my eyes...

0:24:44.193,0:24:46.673
and said a thousand things

0:24:46.673,0:24:49.297
On the sly...

0:24:49.297,0:24:51.827
you stole my heart

0:24:51.827,0:24:54.392
On the sly...

0:24:54.392,0:24:56.893
you stole my heart

0:24:56.893,0:24:59.406
You stole my heart on the sly

0:24:59.406,0:25:07.002
Lord, she took my heart away

0:25:07.002,0:25:09.572
On the sly...

0:25:09.572,0:25:12.089
you stole my heart

0:25:12.089,0:25:28.736
On the sly you stole my heart

0:25:28.736,0:25:35.064
Ladies and gentlemen, we[br]dedicate this evening to Shyam

0:25:35.064,0:25:38.818
Friends, I'm happy that...

0:25:38.818,0:25:45.026
Shyam has brought glory to[br]our magazine Garam Masala

0:25:45.026,0:25:50.333
Glory that makes it[br]hotter and spicier

0:25:50.333,0:25:54.605
On behalf of the company,[br]we congratulate Shyam

0:25:54.605,0:25:59.296
we also pray for the[br]success of his American trip

0:25:59.296,0:26:03.135
So Shyam's here's to you...[br]a Bon Voyage.

0:26:03.135,0:26:06.829
Thank you, sir.

0:26:06.829,0:26:10.483
Bon voyage, my foot![br]Bloody freeloader

0:26:10.483,0:26:13.741
A free trip to America for[br]stealing photographs. Moron

0:26:13.741,0:26:38.532
don't you guys have self-respect?[br]Why are you clapping? Are you crazy?

0:26:38.532,0:26:43.087
This friendship...

0:26:43.087,0:26:48.415
...we shall never break

0:26:48.415,0:26:51.051
Stop singing, will you? Stop it

0:26:51.051,0:26:54.539
don't sing on friendship,[br]please! Stop it

0:26:54.539,0:26:57.048
Sing something else.[br]- Sing what?

0:26:57.048,0:27:00.426
I'll sing

0:27:00.426,0:27:05.327
You are made neither for[br]the earth nor for the sky

0:27:05.327,0:27:11.768
what makes you sing melancholy?[br]- Your identity is...

0:27:11.768,0:27:15.943
why pick a rotten song?

0:27:15.943,0:27:18.089
Forget your friend.

0:27:18.089,0:27:22.277
He stole pictures won an award and[br]flew off, didn't he?

0:27:22.277,0:27:29.045
So hear me. If you play the music[br]of honesty, you will go deaf someday

0:27:29.045,0:27:35.184
Someone rightly said. Behind every[br]bit of luck there's a horrible crime

0:27:35.184,0:27:38.718
whose line was it?[br]- Not mine. Carry on

0:27:38.718,0:27:41.737
whoever said that, he was right

0:27:41.737,0:27:48.383
Money is truth. If you have money,[br]you have everything. Else, nothing

0:27:48.383,0:27:52.922
You lost your house, your motorbike,[br]your girl... they belong to him now

0:27:52.922,0:27:56.086
Moreover, he is your boss now.[br]Don't you want to defeat him?

0:27:56.086,0:27:58.065
If I have my way...

0:27:58.065,0:28:03.188
...I'll build a villa opposite[br]the house he snatched from me

0:28:03.188,0:28:08.505
I'll have three imported cars[br]for the motorbike he took away

0:28:08.505,0:28:13.611
I'll snatch all his girlfriends[br]away for taking my girlfriend Maggie

0:28:13.611,0:28:19.962
But how's that possible? The[br]girls we like, never like us

0:28:19.962,0:28:22.053
And the girls who like us,[br]who cares about them?

0:28:22.053,0:28:26.677
Don't worry about girls, moron.[br]I'll introduce you to beauties

0:28:26.677,0:28:30.039
But wait, I'm not[br]running a home of charity

0:28:30.039,0:28:32.043
My help doesn't come for free

0:28:32.043,0:28:35.654
I know, freeloader

0:28:35.654,0:28:38.904
How wide does your mouth open?[br]- The size of your pocket

0:28:38.904,0:28:43.601
But look, today's girls don't[br]care for looks but for bank balance

0:28:43.601,0:28:48.451
They look at the house, the car[br]and the credit cards you possess

0:28:48.451,0:28:54.766
You dig, Romeo?

0:28:54.766,0:28:58.373
Hi.[br]- Please sit

0:28:58.373,0:29:04.139
He's the one who waits outside the[br]airport for you. Been a year now

0:29:04.139,0:29:07.212
just to meet you, just to say hello

0:29:07.212,0:29:11.837
This is pooja.[br]Airhostess. She works for Fast Air

0:29:11.837,0:29:13.911
Hi. I'm Makrand

0:29:13.911,0:29:17.345
Hi. I'm Sweety from HiFi Airways

0:29:17.345,0:29:24.858
You can call me Mac.[br]- I'm Deepti, from jet Speed Airways

0:29:24.858,0:29:28.115
God spins the wheels[br]of fortune really well

0:29:28.115,0:29:31.894
He turns a king into a[br]pauper and a pauper into a king

0:29:31.894,0:29:35.554
It's not God who spun[br]the wheels. It's the fatso

0:29:35.554,0:29:38.195
The chief editor. He helped me

0:29:38.195,0:29:42.714
whatever. When Shyam returns,[br]he will boss you around

0:29:42.714,0:29:46.262
And you'll have to obey him[br]quietly. - That's not worrying me

0:29:46.262,0:29:50.978
But, Maggie kissed him before me![br]Well, I got three chicks now

0:29:50.978,0:29:54.578
Maggie looks like a noodle before[br]them. - Where did you find them?

0:29:54.578,0:29:58.787
Why do you worry about that? You[br]were supposed to show me a house

0:29:58.787,0:30:00.921
Yes, the house...

0:30:00.921,0:30:04.679
Stop droning. Tell me where it is.[br]- There is one. -Where?

0:30:04.679,0:30:06.521
You'll have to cheat

0:30:06.521,0:30:09.481
I don't want to be jailed. Don't[br]get me into wrong things.

0:30:09.481,0:30:12.341
Tell me where do I find a house?[br]- There's no risk

0:30:12.341,0:30:16.977
My ex-boss' flat's always empty.[br]He had bought it for his daughter

0:30:16.977,0:30:21.383
She now lives in America.[br]The babe's real hot!

0:30:21.383,0:30:26.451
But she is not straight, you know.[br]She lives with a black guy...

0:30:26.451,0:30:31.089
hasn't married yet. And her[br]father doesn't even know about it

0:30:31.089,0:30:34.603
Let me tell you the biggest risk

0:30:34.603,0:30:36.003
Forget it.[br]- Tell me

0:30:36.003,0:30:39.948
I won't tell anyone, I swear.[br]- I mustn't talk about the girl...

0:30:39.948,0:30:43.457
Not the girl! About the house![br]- The flat is always empty

0:30:43.457,0:30:45.441
He is looking for a caretaker.

0:30:45.441,0:30:47.764
If you can turn him[br]around and get the job...

0:30:47.764,0:30:51.165
the flat will be yours.[br]- So take me to him

0:30:51.165,0:30:55.071
If you take me, you'll never get[br]the flat. Rather you'll be thrashed

0:30:55.071,0:30:59.753
why will he hit me?[br]- The man is ruthless, I say

0:30:59.753,0:31:04.036
I had run up a debt at a liquor bar,[br]so I sold the tyres of his Mercedes

0:31:04.036,0:31:07.787
I thought I'll put the tyres[br]back when I have the money

0:31:07.787,0:31:11.769
He fired me over such a minor[br]thing. The bloody sonofagun!

0:31:11.769,0:31:15.046
All right, listen to me

0:31:15.046,0:31:19.408
I'll fix the old man. But I[br]need a car for those beauties

0:31:19.408,0:31:22.015
don't worry about the car.[br]I'll give you a car...

0:31:22.015,0:31:23.794
prettier than the girls.

0:31:23.794,0:31:25.995
But you won't get the same[br]car daily. No guarantees

0:31:25.995,0:31:30.137
Never mind. - Tell your[br]girls you got several cars

0:31:30.137,0:31:31.867
Listen...[br]- Yes?

0:31:31.867,0:31:38.307
No liquor, no cars.[br]Just steering wheels

0:31:38.307,0:31:41.087
You are crazy!

0:31:41.087,0:31:46.235
Name?[br]- Makrand Godbole. They call me Mac

0:31:46.235,0:31:51.698
what work do you do?[br]- I'm looking for a job

0:31:51.698,0:31:55.907
But I want to tell you[br]a sad story about me

0:31:55.907,0:32:00.873
So you are a writer?[br]- No, sir

0:32:00.873,0:32:07.836
parents, siblings, uncle and aunts...[br]they are all I have in this world

0:32:07.836,0:32:10.756
I'm their only support

0:32:10.756,0:32:12.494
So what can I do?

0:32:12.494,0:32:17.093
What can you do? Give me work, sir

0:32:17.093,0:32:21.434
know how to drive?[br]- I know. But I don't drive

0:32:21.434,0:32:27.062
My horoscope predicts a major[br]accident if I drive for someone

0:32:27.062,0:32:32.763
do you cook? - I do, but I[br]always add too much salt

0:32:32.763,0:32:35.491
what can you do then?

0:32:35.491,0:32:42.005
Can you take care of a house?[br]- That I can do very well

0:32:42.005,0:32:46.853
I don't normally trust strangers

0:32:46.853,0:32:49.498
But you seem to be[br]from a good family

0:32:49.498,0:32:52.528
I'm always out of the country

0:32:52.528,0:33:01.261
I got a flat at port Louis.[br]Collect the key from me tomorrow

0:33:01.261,0:33:05.247
who?[br]- Open up

0:33:05.247,0:33:08.468
who's that?

0:33:08.468,0:33:15.068
I told you about him

0:33:15.068,0:33:21.897
didn't I tell you? He's Mambo

0:33:21.897,0:33:22.922
call him here

0:33:22.922,0:33:29.654
Uncle, he is Mr.[br]Makrand. People call him Mac

0:33:29.654,0:33:32.679
Hello.[br]- Attitude problem

0:33:32.679,0:33:34.687
did you tell him?[br]- Explained him everything

0:33:34.687,0:33:36.775
Told him about me?[br]- Clearly

0:33:36.775,0:33:39.821
I want a mixer, I[br]don't make chutney...

0:33:39.821,0:33:42.351
...I want a grinder, I[br]can't knead dough...

0:33:42.351,0:33:44.003
I want a gas stove,[br]no outdated stoves.

0:33:44.003,0:33:45.079
Washing machine.[br]Doesn't wash clothes

0:33:45.079,0:33:47.858
He wants a dishwasher...

0:33:47.858,0:33:50.368
...and a huge fridge,[br]because he can't cook everyday

0:33:50.368,0:33:54.686
Television. - If cricket[br]is on, he'll cook at night

0:33:54.686,0:33:57.011
If it's a day-night match,[br]you will order something

0:33:57.011,0:34:01.437
I will go to the market, and[br]nobody questions me about accounts

0:34:01.437,0:34:06.366
Actually... we are young people

0:34:06.366,0:34:09.966
we play around and have fun. So...

0:34:09.966,0:34:14.008
I don't want any interference.[br]- I don't care. Do as you like

0:34:14.008,0:34:18.612
My demands have to be met and I[br]must get my pay check on the 1 st

0:34:18.612,0:34:34.664
Fine. You are appointed

0:34:34.664,0:34:40.888
when we first met, I was[br]wondering where I've seen you before

0:34:40.888,0:34:43.662
Then I remembered where

0:34:43.662,0:34:47.289
You are the girl I dreamt about

0:34:47.289,0:34:50.473
know what this is?[br]- What?

0:34:50.473,0:34:53.829
A ring. A ring that passed down...

0:34:53.829,0:34:55.091
...from my great[br]grandmother to my grandmother

0:34:55.091,0:34:59.941
From my grandmother to[br]my mother and then to me

0:34:59.941,0:35:07.307
I was told to give it to my[br]life partner whenever I meet her

0:35:07.307,0:35:11.853
And guess what? God heard my[br]prayers and He gave me a life partner

0:35:11.853,0:35:14.284
Really?

0:35:14.284,0:35:18.793
What are you doing?[br]Why did you take it off?

0:35:18.793,0:35:22.697
You are my fiancee now. I'll[br]give it to you the day we marry

0:35:22.697,0:35:27.547
After that, this ring will[br]always shine on your finger

0:35:27.547,0:35:31.972
So sweet

0:35:31.972,0:35:33.803
Chhagan!

0:35:33.803,0:35:35.856
Drive

0:35:35.856,0:35:39.708
Babban!

0:35:39.708,0:35:45.585
Stop

0:35:45.585,0:35:50.212
come on

0:35:50.212,0:35:53.389
know what this is?[br]- A ring

0:35:53.389,0:35:56.151
But it's a very special ring

0:35:56.151,0:35:58.542
A ring that was passed down from my[br]great grandmother to my grandmother

0:35:58.542,0:36:02.009
From my grandmother to[br]my mother and then to me

0:36:02.009,0:36:07.521
I was told to give it to my[br]life partner whenever I meet her

0:36:07.521,0:36:14.529
That's what I'm doing now

0:36:14.529,0:36:21.426
what are you doing?

0:36:21.426,0:36:28.456
Now that you are my fiancee,[br]I'll give it to you the day we marry

0:36:28.456,0:36:31.627
After that, this ring will[br]always shine on your finger

0:36:31.627,0:36:35.638
I love you. Mac.[br]- Control...

0:36:35.638,0:36:46.059
c'mon!

0:36:46.059,0:36:48.828
Your fingers looks so bare

0:36:48.828,0:36:51.943
know what? This ring passed down...

0:36:51.943,0:36:53.961
...from my great[br]grandmother to my grandmother

0:36:53.961,0:36:58.019
From my grandmother to[br]my mother and then to me

0:36:58.019,0:37:04.723
I was told to give it to my[br]life partner whenever I meet her

0:37:04.723,0:37:09.102
And I found you. I'm so happy

0:37:09.102,0:37:12.325
No... not now...

0:37:12.325,0:37:15.642
why?[br]- You are my fiancée now

0:37:15.642,0:37:19.388
I'll give it to you the day we marry

0:37:19.388,0:37:22.334
Let me go.[br]- Feeling shy, eh?

0:37:22.334,0:37:35.276
Indian girls are great

0:37:35.276,0:37:39.081
I see the sky...

0:37:39.081,0:37:42.949
I see the earth...

0:37:42.949,0:37:46.886
wherever I see...

0:37:46.886,0:37:56.422
I find you

0:37:56.422,0:38:00.056
I see the sky...

0:38:00.056,0:38:04.065
I see the earth...

0:38:04.065,0:38:11.769
wherever I see...[br]I find you

0:38:11.769,0:38:19.503
In every spectacle, I see you

0:38:19.503,0:38:44.177
There's no place...[br]where I don't find you

0:38:44.177,0:38:47.855
who lent elegance...

0:38:47.855,0:38:51.851
...to this marblesque body...?

0:38:51.851,0:38:55.755
To these dreamy eyes...?

0:38:55.755,0:38:59.598
To this beautiful face?

0:38:59.598,0:39:03.455
You are my destination

0:39:03.455,0:39:07.452
You are my desire

0:39:07.452,0:39:11.102
The Spring...

0:39:11.102,0:39:14.967
the marvels...

0:39:14.967,0:39:18.845
and the stars, without you...

0:39:18.845,0:39:22.896
I have never seen them

0:39:22.896,0:39:26.481
I see the sky...

0:39:26.481,0:39:30.551
I see the earth...

0:39:30.551,0:39:39.679
wherever I see...[br]I find you

0:39:39.679,0:39:43.047
You're mine... and only you...

0:39:43.047,0:39:47.035
You make my dreams come true...

0:39:47.035,0:39:50.761
I want only you... girl, only you...

0:39:50.761,0:40:02.854
I love you... Love you...[br]Love you... only you...

0:40:02.854,0:40:06.711
From your eyes flows...

0:40:06.711,0:40:10.575
a strange intoxication

0:40:10.575,0:40:14.473
dazes one and all

0:40:14.473,0:40:18.327
It's an incredible moment

0:40:18.327,0:40:22.103
Your radiance captivates me

0:40:22.103,0:40:26.199
You are my only obsession

0:40:26.199,0:40:29.956
My love...

0:40:29.956,0:40:33.658
I shall...

0:40:33.658,0:40:35.867
never find...

0:40:35.867,0:40:41.055
a beauty like you

0:40:41.055,0:40:45.187
I see the sky...

0:40:45.187,0:40:49.278
I see the earth...

0:40:49.278,0:41:15.084
wherever I see...[br]I find you

0:41:15.084,0:41:18.583
Pooja...[br]- Honey, I'm here

0:41:18.583,0:41:23.282
There! Hurry up, or we'll be late

0:41:23.282,0:41:26.908
I'm sorry, I started without you.[br]- Never mind. No formalities.

0:41:26.908,0:41:31.707
Thank you. When are you coming[br]back? - The day after tomorrow

0:41:31.707,0:41:36.435
The day after tomorrow[br]By which flight? - IA 9436

0:41:36.435,0:41:39.314
The Mumbai flight that flies back?[br]- Right

0:41:39.314,0:41:42.584
when will you be leaving?[br]- Next day

0:41:42.584,0:41:45.481
Next day. Okay

0:41:45.481,0:41:48.933
Tell me something, honey.[br]What do you keep writing?

0:41:48.933,0:41:52.506
Do you think you are a pilot? You[br]keep track of every minute of mine

0:41:52.506,0:41:56.576
Business is stressing, and I'm[br]busy. I have to sort things out

0:41:56.576,0:42:00.321
So that when you come home,[br]I can spend time with you

0:42:00.321,0:42:06.173
we can be together. Water please

0:42:06.173,0:42:07.772
Mambo!

0:42:07.772,0:42:11.053
Make two cups of tea![br]- Making tea is not that easy

0:42:11.053,0:42:14.948
It's a tough job. Look at me![br]You got to light the gas stove...

0:42:14.948,0:42:20.279
boil water, put tea-leaves,[br]add sugar and milk to make tea

0:42:20.279,0:42:23.324
prayers don't grant you tea![br]- Mambo!

0:42:23.324,0:42:25.715
Don't you talk about prayers![br]Go and get some tea

0:42:25.715,0:42:30.027
don't you scream at me! I'm not deaf

0:42:30.027,0:42:33.688
Hear that? He has scissors for a[br]tongue. I told you to fire him

0:42:33.688,0:42:36.832
why don't you kick him out?[br]- It's no good

0:42:36.832,0:42:43.212
The poor man is fickle-minded.[br]Just yesterday he was praising you

0:42:43.212,0:42:45.607
Lies! He never praises me

0:42:45.607,0:42:48.544
when I first came here,[br]he treated me like a guest

0:42:48.544,0:42:50.612
But now he acts as if[br]he's doing me a favour

0:42:50.612,0:42:52.713
Listen, you are mistaken

0:42:52.713,0:42:57.376
He is like an old man[br]fed up of his children

0:42:57.376,0:43:02.624
You get me? He's like your father.[br]His heart's full of love

0:43:02.624,0:43:07.101
So why does he hide it? Why[br]can't he be like us, honey?

0:43:07.101,0:43:10.728
How can he be like us?[br]He's an old man...

0:43:10.728,0:43:15.689
about to hit the grave.[br]To hell with the old man

0:43:15.689,0:43:18.492
who is an old man? Did[br]you call me an old man?

0:43:18.492,0:43:25.124
Who called you old man? - I'm[br]not deaf. You called me old man

0:43:25.124,0:43:28.777
Yes, he said that. So what are you[br]going to do? Will he call you a kid?

0:43:28.777,0:43:32.915
Damn you! Your father[br]might be an old man!

0:43:32.915,0:43:35.838
She's going to down a plane[br]someday. Calls me an old man!

0:43:35.838,0:43:39.459
Airplane, my foot! She[br]can't even ride a bicycle

0:43:39.459,0:43:43.091
I have told you![br]Shut your ears. Please

0:43:43.091,0:43:46.969
Say you will.[br]- Eyes shut, ears shut!

0:43:46.969,0:43:51.044
Go and get the lady's bag.[br]- My eyes are shut

0:43:51.044,0:43:54.263
Open your eyes for five seconds.[br]- If I find her bag in time, fine

0:43:54.263,0:43:58.782
Or she leaves without her bag.[br]- Don't talk back

0:43:58.782,0:44:01.747
I warned him. See, he[br]quietly went to get your bag

0:44:01.747,0:44:12.873
Mambo, quick

0:44:12.873,0:44:15.796
Honey, I'll miss you a lot.[br]- Even I'll miss you

0:44:15.796,0:44:18.694
I don't feel like going.[br]- Go on, you need to work

0:44:18.694,0:44:23.306
Go now, come on. Don't keep[br]standing for too long. Bye

0:44:23.306,0:44:37.344
where's she now?

0:44:37.344,0:44:40.808
Did I keep you waiting?[br]- No. I came only a minute ago

0:44:40.808,0:44:43.767
But that one minute[br]felt like a hundred years

0:44:43.767,0:44:45.702
come, let's go.[br]- My bag

0:44:45.702,0:45:04.487
Okay lets go.[br]- Come.

0:45:04.487,0:45:17.023
One leaves, another comes.[br]Bangkok departure, Singapore arrival

0:45:17.023,0:45:20.236
Every time I come here, I see[br]that man in the same position

0:45:20.236,0:45:26.141
don't you keep him busy? You[br]are too lenient towards him

0:45:26.141,0:45:28.725
what are you hiding?[br]- Nothing

0:45:28.725,0:45:33.514
Then why are your hands behind you?[br]- It's his style. Never mind

0:45:33.514,0:45:36.413
why doesn't he show it?[br]I want to see it

0:45:36.413,0:45:39.446
I can't show it.[br]- I want to see. - Take her away

0:45:39.446,0:45:42.834
No whispering! I don't want[br]to see it. keep it with you

0:45:42.834,0:45:46.513
Let's go to our room and chat.[br]Get into a nightgown...

0:45:46.513,0:45:50.179
No! I'm not leaving until[br]he shows what he is hiding

0:45:50.179,0:45:53.536
If I show you, there'll be a storm!

0:45:53.536,0:45:55.868
Come what may, I'm going to see it

0:45:55.868,0:45:57.407
You want to see it?[br]- Yes

0:45:57.407,0:46:00.148
You want to see it? I'll show it.[br]- Show

0:46:00.148,0:46:03.061
My pants are torn, and[br]I'm not wearing underwear

0:46:03.061,0:46:06.667
don't tell me I didn't[br]warn you. Want to see it?

0:46:06.667,0:46:13.075
Want to see it?[br]- Damn

0:46:13.075,0:46:14.816
Hold it

0:46:14.816,0:46:17.475
I guess I deserve a raise

0:46:17.475,0:46:19.287
In trying to save you...

0:46:19.287,0:46:34.419
...my pants are really[br]going to be ripped off someday

0:46:34.419,0:46:43.496
what are you cooking? I don't[br]want sandwiches. Make malai-kofta

0:46:43.496,0:46:47.214
what's this?[br]- Call it anything you wish

0:46:47.214,0:46:50.908
we call it mutton cutlet.[br]- What? For whom?

0:46:50.908,0:46:56.728
Mac only eats what I eat.[br]- Ask him

0:46:56.728,0:47:00.791
Yes, honey?[br]- Whom is the mutton cutlet for?

0:47:00.791,0:47:05.784
Mutton cutlet - why did he make it?[br]I think he has his way around here

0:47:05.784,0:47:11.074
How can you stand it?[br]- You are right

0:47:11.074,0:47:15.598
why did you make the mutton cutlet?

0:47:15.598,0:47:18.057
Who did you ask before making it?

0:47:18.057,0:47:21.723
You don't know who ate it?[br]- Do you eat mutton, Mac?

0:47:21.723,0:47:24.659
When did I eat mutton?[br]- Did I say you ate?

0:47:24.659,0:47:27.544
Then who ate it?[br]- Someone

0:47:27.544,0:47:31.747
who?[br]- Want me to remind you who did?

0:47:31.747,0:47:35.556
Tell me.[br]- The one who had omelette...

0:47:35.556,0:47:40.502
Hang on! I remember. Just[br]tell me if I am right or not

0:47:40.502,0:47:43.703
It was my friend Shyam.[br]- Shyam, who?

0:47:43.703,0:47:48.075
Shyam, who? He's my friend. He[br]came from America last night

0:47:48.075,0:47:49.835
when did he come? This morning

0:47:49.835,0:47:53.383
Oh yes, this morning.[br]The cutlet was made for him

0:47:53.383,0:48:00.406
I swear. You don't believe me?

0:48:00.406,0:48:02.347
Thank God you remembered

0:48:02.347,0:48:05.682
Mac, there's an email for you

0:48:05.682,0:48:07.812
From?[br]- Shyam

0:48:07.812,0:48:11.246
He's coming from America tomorrow.[br]- Shyam's coming from America?

0:48:11.246,0:48:14.511
You just said he had breakfast.[br]- Who told you?

0:48:14.511,0:48:18.075
Yes, I told you. But[br]this Shyam is not that one

0:48:18.075,0:48:20.095
who ate the mutton cutlet?[br]- That one's different

0:48:20.095,0:48:24.737
The Shyam who's coming is my[br]friend. - Then who is this Shyam?

0:48:24.737,0:48:28.358
Don't you know? You brought the[br]email! - Who is that Shyam then?

0:48:28.358,0:48:31.025
I have five friends named Shyam.[br]Do you know all of them?

0:48:31.025,0:48:35.957
I have five Shyams as friends,[br]and he knows just one.

0:48:35.957,0:48:44.008
He's crazy. He's very weird.

0:48:44.008,0:48:47.225
Snake in the grass! You[br]know when to grab a bite

0:48:47.225,0:48:50.746
I didn't get this email, you dig?[br]I don't want to talk to that ingrate

0:48:50.746,0:48:53.024
He wants you to[br]receive him at the airport

0:48:53.024,0:48:56.302
My dog will receive him![br]- When did you get a dog?

0:48:56.302,0:49:00.916
Is that a joke?[br]- Look, he is your boss. You must go

0:49:00.916,0:49:04.753
can't you tell a[br]lie for your brother?

0:49:04.753,0:49:10.672
For a brother, yes. Of course,[br]with an open heart

0:49:10.672,0:49:12.952
Happily

0:49:12.952,0:49:19.955
Enough. I can't stand more happiness

0:49:19.955,0:49:22.762
My flight timings[br]are going to change.

0:49:22.762,0:49:25.146
We'll be flying only during daytime

0:49:25.146,0:49:28.369
what time is the arrival?[br]- I'll get to know today

0:49:28.369,0:49:31.361
I'm dead. Got to[br]rework the adjustments

0:49:31.361,0:49:34.881
what adjustments?[br]- No... my work schedule

0:49:34.881,0:49:40.267
I'll have to adjust my schedule[br]according to your flight timings

0:49:40.267,0:49:44.495
You take a bath

0:49:44.495,0:49:47.132
Nageshwar!

0:49:47.132,0:49:49.658
Yes? Tell me.[br]- Where's Mac?

0:49:49.658,0:49:53.428
I don't know. He's not[br]coming to the office either

0:49:53.428,0:49:56.859
I've been looking for him.[br]He doesn't even call me

0:49:56.859,0:49:58.661
I left three[br]messages at his office...

0:49:58.661,0:50:01.003
...but he didn't call me.[br]Please tell me

0:50:01.003,0:50:05.325
I got to attend an[br]urgent meeting. Bye

0:50:05.325,0:50:08.988
where are you going? One second

0:50:08.988,0:50:11.409
Listen to me...

0:50:11.409,0:50:15.569
You must tell me. Where's Mac?[br]- How can I tell you? I don't know

0:50:15.569,0:50:18.972
You are lying. I[br]know you can tell me

0:50:18.972,0:50:23.644
Say, how much is it worth?

0:50:23.644,0:50:48.806
So you'd care to grease the palm?

0:50:48.806,0:50:54.405
The work I do here... don't tell me[br]what people call this profession

0:50:54.405,0:50:57.915
But if I have to continue this,[br]you will have to double my salary

0:50:57.915,0:51:03.082
can we sit and discuss it?[br]- Mac!

0:51:03.082,0:51:06.075
What happened?

0:51:06.075,0:51:10.903
Anjali is coming.[br]- What...? Who the hell told...?

0:51:10.903,0:51:12.827
Who the hell told[br]her about this place?

0:51:12.827,0:51:18.764
- I don't know. I[br]saw her coming here

0:51:18.764,0:51:22.543
You were supposed to take me out for[br]a movie and dinner, what happened?

0:51:22.543,0:51:25.053
And now you have moved in here![br]You didn't even care to call me

0:51:25.053,0:51:27.012
If you don't like me,[br]tell me Makrand!

0:51:27.012,0:51:29.379
- Don't call me Makrand. Call me Mac

0:51:29.379,0:51:32.057
And stop screaming. I[br]command some respect here

0:51:32.057,0:51:35.642
This house is not mine.[br]Belongs to my friend

0:51:35.642,0:51:38.652
My office snatched away my house.[br]After I find a new house...

0:51:38.652,0:51:42.843
I'll take you anywhere you want.[br]Restaurants, movies, anywhere

0:51:42.843,0:51:44.029
Galan...

0:51:44.029,0:51:45.876
what happened?[br]- Babban

0:51:45.876,0:51:48.856
Babban, see the lady off

0:51:48.856,0:52:09.088
But...[br]- Go on Hurry up

0:52:09.088,0:52:11.658
Hello? Mac here.[br]- Pooja here

0:52:11.658,0:52:13.786
why are you puffing?[br]- I was running

0:52:13.786,0:52:17.896
Running? What for?[br]- I mean, on the treadmill

0:52:17.896,0:52:21.377
There's a problem here. My[br]flight is delayed. I'm coming over

0:52:21.377,0:52:23.993
don't come here![br]- Why are you yelling?

0:52:23.993,0:52:26.534
I thought we'd spend some[br]time together, but you...!

0:52:26.534,0:52:30.037
Try to understand. Why bother?[br]I'll come to the airport

0:52:30.037,0:52:33.883
No need. I've hired a cab already.[br]- To hell with the cab!

0:52:33.883,0:52:35.725
I'm coming to the airport, pooja...

0:52:35.725,0:52:39.444
Hello, Mac, hello![br]- Bye.

0:52:39.444,0:52:41.717
Who was it?

0:52:41.717,0:52:43.045
A... relative

0:52:43.045,0:52:46.005
Relative? Who?

0:52:46.005,0:52:47.247
Close relative

0:52:47.247,0:52:51.458
close relative, who?[br]- He's like half-father to me

0:52:51.458,0:52:53.794
what...?[br]- He is my uncle

0:52:53.794,0:52:56.023
But you yelled pooja![br]- I did

0:52:56.023,0:52:58.722
who was she?[br]- It was a male

0:52:58.722,0:53:02.125
How can a man's name be pooja?[br]- Why not?

0:53:02.125,0:53:06.067
He's my uncle pooja. Get that?[br]His name is poojari

0:53:06.067,0:53:12.491
kids used to tease him, so[br]he changed his name to pooja

0:53:12.491,0:53:17.305
That's uncle pooja![br]- The biggest lie ever

0:53:17.305,0:53:20.334
why do you call him? He's[br]always busy in the kitchen

0:53:20.334,0:53:23.806
don't you trust me?[br]- No!

0:53:23.806,0:53:25.798
I swear by my father

0:53:25.798,0:53:27.263
Is he your father?[br]- Yes

0:53:27.263,0:53:30.926
You never told me. - You[br]never had interest in my family

0:53:30.926,0:53:34.683
This is when he was young...[br]with my mother

0:53:34.683,0:53:36.612
That's the naughty me.[br]- How sweet!

0:53:36.612,0:53:38.783
He even creates parents

0:53:38.783,0:53:41.992
Uncle pooja is coming,[br]I'm going to the airport

0:53:41.992,0:53:45.111
I got to talk business with him.[br]He'll be leaving by the next flight

0:53:45.111,0:53:49.444
I'll be back. Get dressed[br]or you will catch a cold

0:53:49.444,0:54:10.547
I'll be back

0:54:10.547,0:54:13.057
Listen carefully. The[br]Mumbai flight is delayed

0:54:13.057,0:54:16.476
If it lands here by chance,[br]don't let it meet the Bangkok flight

0:54:16.476,0:54:19.076
I don't want them both to collide

0:54:19.076,0:54:26.899
Because if they crash,[br]I'll die. Help me please

0:54:26.899,0:54:31.476
Mumbai flight hasn't taken off,[br]Bangkok flight is at home

0:54:31.476,0:54:39.261
If the Mumbai flight lands,[br]the Bangkok flight will...

0:54:39.261,0:54:45.172
damn!

0:54:45.172,0:55:08.118
Where's she?

0:55:08.118,0:55:32.829
Damn! I'm dead

0:55:32.829,0:55:36.015
Mac? You are here?[br]- Where were you going?

0:55:36.015,0:55:40.395
I was going to the taxi stand.[br]I'm famished, let's go home

0:55:40.395,0:55:43.023
Mambo has taken the day off.[br]Let's go to the airport canteen...

0:55:43.023,0:55:57.084
we'll have chicken breasts. Come on

0:55:57.084,0:55:59.387
Hello?

0:55:59.387,0:56:03.061
Is it early? All right,[br]I'll get to the airport

0:56:03.061,0:56:33.672
Mambo, don't cook[br]for me. I'm leaving

0:56:33.672,0:56:36.722
May I say something?[br]- Tell me

0:56:36.722,0:56:41.429
I think I must've done some[br]good deeds in my previous birth

0:56:41.429,0:56:45.578
That's why I get opportunities[br]to spend quality time with you

0:56:45.578,0:56:50.126
Honey, you really flatter me.[br]- That's the problem

0:56:50.126,0:56:54.013
If only I could rent my heart![br]But you'll still think I'm lying

0:56:54.013,0:56:56.074
Hi Mac!

0:56:56.074,0:57:00.181
I've been looking for you. I[br]thought you came to receive me

0:57:00.181,0:57:01.496
Give me a hug

0:57:01.496,0:57:05.486
Go and sit there, we are busy.[br]- Hi

0:57:05.486,0:57:08.313
Hi. I'm pooja.[br]- We are best friends

0:57:08.313,0:57:10.623
we can even give up[br]our lives for each other

0:57:10.623,0:57:13.646
Not that best friends, okay![br]Go and sit there

0:57:13.646,0:57:16.489
How can you say that?[br]- Join us

0:57:16.489,0:57:22.376
Hi

0:57:22.376,0:57:26.996
we used to work together. I got[br]the International photography award

0:57:26.996,0:57:29.856
Then I went to America...[br]- She is my fiancée

0:57:29.856,0:57:31.948
Fiancée?[br]- Yes

0:57:31.948,0:57:34.554
If you don't mind, we want[br]to discuss something private

0:57:34.554,0:57:37.022
Find another table, please.[br]- Carry on

0:57:37.022,0:57:41.635
You and I have no secrets[br]between us. She won't mind it

0:57:41.635,0:57:50.438
She knows the friendship we share.[br]- Such a pile on, you know

0:57:50.438,0:57:53.007
I have to report to my office.[br]- Okay

0:57:53.007,0:57:57.134
Because, I told them I'm[br]going home. - Okay, darling. Bye

0:57:57.134,0:58:03.056
where did you find that bombshell?[br]- Got to be handsome for that. You...

0:58:03.056,0:58:05.096
what happened?

0:58:05.096,0:58:07.269
What happened, Mac?

0:58:07.269,0:58:10.585
What are you doing down there?

0:58:10.585,0:58:13.214
I had lost my ring

0:58:13.214,0:58:16.766
How come you arrived early?[br]- I told you about change in timings

0:58:16.766,0:58:20.422
They called me suddenly. Departure[br]is rescheduled three hours earlier

0:58:20.422,0:58:24.843
Hi! I am Shyam from America.[br]- Hi! I am Sweaty.

0:58:24.843,0:58:26.549
This is my...[br]- Fiancée?

0:58:26.549,0:58:28.842
Yes.[br]- How do you know?

0:58:28.842,0:58:33.006
We've been friends since childhood.[br]We know each other's choices

0:58:33.006,0:58:35.855
why don't you sit?[br]- Move it

0:58:35.855,0:58:39.385
Here... here, darling.[br]- Okay

0:58:39.385,0:58:42.038
Easy

0:58:42.038,0:58:44.078
Is he the Shyam for whom[br]you made the breakfast...?

0:58:44.078,0:58:47.771
Yes... the breakfast... it's him

0:58:47.771,0:58:50.007
when are you coming back?[br]- Don't know

0:58:50.007,0:58:53.078
New schedule, new timings.[br]I'll know only after I return

0:58:53.078,0:58:58.252
I'm getting late, I got to go

0:58:58.252,0:59:03.547
Bye, Mac.[br]- Bye, take care.

0:59:03.547,0:59:07.068
You are indeed lucky. I[br]have seen fate look up

0:59:07.068,0:59:11.099
But this is incredible![br]You are very lucky

0:59:11.099,0:59:13.689
Trust me...[br]- Mac, I got to leave

0:59:13.689,0:59:17.948
It's time for my flight.[br]Love you, honey

0:59:17.948,0:59:24.503
Ok. Bye. Bye. _ Take care.[br]- Take care.

0:59:24.503,0:59:28.678
Where do you think you are going?[br]- Incredible setup

0:59:28.678,0:59:31.387
I can add spice to this setup

0:59:31.387,0:59:35.057
There's my stuff. Let's[br]take that to your house

0:59:35.057,0:59:38.883
Then we'll fix half a dozen girls.[br]We're brothers, after all

0:59:38.883,0:59:42.965
Get lost. Don't touch me.[br]- Well?

0:59:42.965,0:59:45.167
One cold coffee

0:59:45.167,0:59:52.174
Swine! You cheated for that award.[br]And then you forgot me

0:59:52.174,0:59:56.004
Then you got promoted and[br]flew off to America, all alone

0:59:56.004,1:00:00.966
You went blind, didn't you? I[br]decided then, to end our friendship

1:00:00.966,1:00:03.127
You go your way, I go mine

1:00:03.127,1:00:09.088
Excuse me! My bill. Coffee, separate

1:00:09.088,1:00:11.578
Listen... listen...

1:00:11.578,1:00:13.644
Friend...

1:00:13.644,1:00:37.299
damn you!

1:00:37.299,1:00:38.071
When did you come?

1:00:38.071,1:00:42.674
I'll explain later.[br]First tell me where Mac is

1:00:42.674,1:00:47.711
His life's totally changed.[br]He's a high-flying guy nowadays!

1:00:47.711,1:00:51.031
He has a posh flat,[br]exquisite, expensive furniture...

1:00:51.031,1:00:54.589
three hot babes at his[br]beck and call. What a blast!

1:00:54.589,1:00:58.113
How times have changed for him![br]- Lucky dog!

1:00:58.113,1:01:00.254
So take me to him. Why don't you?

1:01:00.254,1:01:02.578
Haven't you met him yet?[br]- How could I?

1:01:02.578,1:01:05.323
I don't even know where he lives.[br]- Walk into his office and meet him

1:01:05.323,1:01:06.993
But how can I go to[br]his office in this state?

1:01:06.993,1:01:08.517
I've just arrived from America

1:01:08.517,1:01:11.111
Look, Babban. Mac is[br]a close buddy of mine

1:01:11.111,1:01:14.572
Even if I'm his senior today,[br]he used to be my senior once!

1:01:14.572,1:01:16.987
Look, I've got such a lot of[br]stuff for him from America

1:01:16.987,1:01:19.328
I can't sleep in the night,[br]wondering how he could be managing

1:01:19.328,1:01:23.198
Stop worrying about him! He's[br]doing just fine wherever he is

1:01:23.198,1:01:26.723
come with me, Babban. I've[br]got some stuff for you too

1:01:26.723,1:01:29.254
No, you must be lying.[br]- Lying?

1:01:29.254,1:01:32.029
I've brought three[br]bottles of English liquor!

1:01:32.029,1:01:34.781
What'll I do with empty bottles?[br]It should have booze!

1:01:34.781,1:01:37.204
Empty bottles? They're[br]sealed bottles... full of liquor!

1:01:37.204,1:01:40.001
Really? Let me see!

1:01:40.001,1:01:41.027
Actually, it's under[br]all the stuff there.

1:01:41.027,1:01:43.992
I'll give it to you at Mac's place

1:01:43.992,1:01:48.569
You mean it?[br]- Oh yes. And some dough, too

1:01:48.569,1:01:58.251
All right, let's go.[br]- Okay

1:01:58.251,1:02:06.019
Speak up!

1:02:06.019,1:02:08.377
Who's this mad dog?

1:02:08.377,1:02:11.571
Uncle Mambo...[br]- That's my name! What's his?

1:02:11.571,1:02:14.066
Who on earth is he?[br]- Uncle Mambo!

1:02:14.066,1:02:16.218
The master key to this house!

1:02:16.218,1:02:21.429
So you're Uncle Mambo...?

1:02:21.429,1:02:24.033
You're just like he described you[br]in his mail. You haven't changed

1:02:24.033,1:02:27.476
The same nose,[br]eyes, vest and undies!

1:02:27.476,1:02:29.648
I change my undies everyday![br]Who the devil is he?

1:02:29.648,1:02:33.235
Uncle, this is Shyam.[br]Everybody calls him Sam

1:02:33.235,1:02:35.467
Mac's friend. He has[br]just arrived from America

1:02:35.467,1:02:38.612
But why've you come with bag and[br]baggage? - Hasn't he told you?

1:02:38.612,1:02:42.244
Who?[br]- My chum. I'm going to stay here

1:02:42.244,1:02:45.235
No way... no! My sofa...!

1:02:45.235,1:02:49.637
He forgot to[br]receive me at the airport

1:02:49.637,1:02:54.928
I was so angry... sorry![br]- Are you blind?

1:02:54.928,1:02:57.502
Can't you see anything?[br]- He can, it's just a mistake

1:02:57.502,1:03:01.063
I was actually so angry, I thought[br]I wouldn't set foot in this house

1:03:01.063,1:03:04.014
You haven't unpacked yet.[br]Better you get going!

1:03:04.014,1:03:06.993
If I go away, he'll be[br]back to his old dramatics

1:03:06.993,1:03:10.756
He'll fall at my feet,[br]cry... The forgetful idiot!

1:03:10.756,1:03:13.684
Wrong! He never forgets!

1:03:13.684,1:03:18.045
By the way, which room[br]did he ask you to take?

1:03:18.045,1:03:23.586
But you haven't even met him yet.[br]- Oh yes, I haven't met him

1:03:23.586,1:03:26.277
know what? Just give me a nice room

1:03:26.277,1:03:28.534
Nice room? You want to buy it?

1:03:28.534,1:03:32.528
Are you married?[br]- No. Not right yet

1:03:32.528,1:03:38.468
But I'm looking out.[br]- What could be worse than this?

1:03:38.468,1:03:41.093
No, not that one. That's[br]the bedroom he works in

1:03:41.093,1:03:44.306
And that is a[br]bedroom he does not work in

1:03:44.306,1:03:47.181
He only sleeps in that bedroom.[br]Simply relaxes

1:03:47.181,1:03:48.947
So many rooms! Is[br]this a house or a hotel?

1:03:48.947,1:03:51.927
Even these rooms aren't enough for[br]him. - So where am I going to stay?

1:03:51.927,1:03:55.057
There is a room for you...[br]butt's a bit too large

1:03:55.057,1:03:57.085
That's okay. It'll do.[br]- Will do?

1:03:57.085,1:04:04.098
No problem![br]- Follow me then

1:04:04.098,1:04:08.886
Go on... beat it now.[br]- What? Empty-handed?

1:04:08.886,1:04:13.817
Take all there is in[br]this pocket of mine

1:04:13.817,1:04:18.681
Only 2 rupees...?[br]- Why? Is that too much?

1:04:18.681,1:04:22.179
Never mind. keep it.[br]- Filthy miser!

1:04:22.179,1:04:27.143
Here, keep the 2 bucks.[br]I'll give you 50 paise more!

1:04:27.143,1:04:30.282
Okay? And you said you got[br]something for me from America!

1:04:30.282,1:04:33.099
It's there for you. But I'm[br]not giving it to you right now

1:04:33.099,1:04:36.111
I'll give it at an[br]appropriate time. - Really?

1:04:36.111,1:04:39.927
If that appropriate time does not[br]arrive, I'll tell Mac everything...

1:04:39.927,1:04:42.152
and your bad times will begin.[br]Just you remember that!

1:04:42.152,1:04:45.333
And listen! If I can fix a[br]car that has broken down...

1:04:45.333,1:05:18.078
I can also wreck a proper car!

1:05:18.078,1:05:19.845
Thank you.

1:05:19.845,1:05:21.037
Hello?[br]- Deepti

1:05:21.037,1:05:24.965
Deepti, listen... I can't[br]go to the airport. I'm busy

1:05:24.965,1:05:29.411
Go straight home, I'll be there

1:05:29.411,1:05:56.496
I love you. Bye

1:05:56.496,1:05:59.619
who are you? How dare you kiss me?

1:05:59.619,1:06:03.608
That could've been my question.[br]But I'm not heartless like you

1:06:03.608,1:06:05.918
I hate debts. I repay every bit

1:06:05.918,1:06:08.362
Shut up! Who are you? And[br]what are you doing in my house?

1:06:08.362,1:06:10.591
That's my question.[br]- This is my house!

1:06:10.591,1:06:12.991
This is my best friend's house.[br]- Who?

1:06:12.991,1:06:16.003
Makrand deendayal chatpatiya.[br]- Are you Makrand's friend?

1:06:16.003,1:06:19.361
Yes. Now tell me,[br]how's this your house?

1:06:19.361,1:06:22.288
I'm Mac's Fiancée

1:06:22.288,1:06:26.385
I see. So you are the girl[br]who's going to marry Mac

1:06:26.385,1:06:29.293
Aren't you ashamed[br]to kiss a stranger?

1:06:29.293,1:06:32.755
I thought it was Mac. But you[br]knew it! Then why did you do it?

1:06:32.755,1:06:36.152
Aren't you ashamed to kiss[br]a girl you don't even know?

1:06:36.152,1:06:39.946
I thought it was Mac.[br]- And when I was screaming...?

1:06:39.946,1:06:45.369
Can't you recognize a girl's voice?[br]- I thought it was Mac laughing

1:06:45.369,1:06:49.057
All right, just forget it

1:06:49.057,1:06:51.959
It was a mistake. Now that we[br]know each other, why don't we do it?

1:06:51.959,1:06:53.862
What...?

1:06:53.862,1:06:58.375
Two negatives add up to a positive

1:06:58.375,1:07:04.221
As a poet said, yesterday's[br]mistake is today's culture...

1:07:04.221,1:07:07.809
and tomorrow's law.[br]- Did you really think I was Mac?

1:07:07.809,1:07:17.203
If it's true, I'll forgive you

1:07:17.203,1:07:23.528
Even if you forgive me,[br]I can't forget your touch

1:07:23.528,1:07:27.763
I'm a rich bachelor

1:07:27.763,1:07:31.128
But I have never[br]consciously looked at a girl

1:07:31.128,1:07:35.086
So?[br]- I love you

1:07:35.086,1:07:39.515
I'm engaged. You dig?

1:07:39.515,1:07:48.235
My feelings...

1:07:48.235,1:07:54.224
I was just telling her[br]how much Mac loved her

1:07:54.224,1:08:00.009
You tell her you love her, and she'll[br]know how much Mac loves her. Right

1:08:00.009,1:08:05.117
I mean, Mac told me to tell her...

1:08:05.117,1:08:12.047
how much he loves her...[br]- Enough. Don't try hard

1:08:12.047,1:08:13.008
Uncle...

1:08:13.008,1:08:15.937
I'm not anybody's uncle![br]- Ass!

1:08:15.937,1:08:18.479
What...?[br]- One who calls you uncle is an ass

1:08:18.479,1:08:21.724
what style, what personality...[br]what must be your age?

1:08:21.724,1:08:25.687
Thirty-five? Thirty...?

1:08:25.687,1:08:28.479
A bit older

1:08:28.479,1:08:34.596
But if you discount all the[br]holidays, it comes to that much

1:08:34.596,1:08:37.009
You are young

1:08:37.009,1:08:40.941
You don't need to tell Mac[br]about what you just saw and heard

1:08:40.941,1:08:43.505
Forget Mac, I don't[br]even tell myself...

1:08:43.505,1:08:45.849
...about what goes on[br]around here. So relax

1:08:45.849,1:08:48.837
Thank you, uncle.[br]- Ass! You are an ass

1:08:48.837,1:08:51.613
You called me uncle

1:08:51.613,1:08:53.425
donkey

1:08:53.425,1:08:58.043
Intruder![br]- Here you are, my friend!

1:08:58.043,1:09:00.076
Where were you? You kept me waiting

1:09:00.076,1:09:04.254
Hands off! Are you crazy?[br]- Tell me, please

1:09:04.254,1:09:06.653
Tell what? Hands off!

1:09:06.653,1:09:10.011
See his style? He loves me so much

1:09:10.011,1:09:14.867
what love? Have you done[br]anything worthwhile for me?

1:09:14.867,1:09:17.583
Why must you hide it from uncle?[br]He knows everything

1:09:17.583,1:09:21.152
Even I know you in[br]and out! I hate you

1:09:21.152,1:09:23.012
Hands off! Get out of here

1:09:23.012,1:09:27.444
Get out of here! Out

1:09:27.444,1:09:30.674
No matter what you say, but[br]my love for you is growing

1:09:30.674,1:09:34.081
It's growing here too.[br]Not love but the itch

1:09:34.081,1:09:37.269
Get out of here, or...[br]- Or what?

1:09:37.269,1:09:40.336
Let go of my hand or[br]I'll break your teeth

1:09:40.336,1:09:43.275
what's that?[br]- My cheeks

1:09:43.275,1:09:48.271
what's on your cheeks?

1:09:48.271,1:09:51.096
Blood.[br]- How come?

1:09:51.096,1:09:55.787
I had a shave this morning,[br]nicked myself and it bled

1:09:55.787,1:09:58.201
In the morning! And[br]it's grown already?

1:09:58.201,1:10:00.004
Did you use a tonic for a cream?

1:10:00.004,1:10:04.516
What the hell is that? - I[br]stopped shaving after I got the cut

1:10:04.516,1:10:09.024
How come your blood is scented?[br]- Few good people have scented blood

1:10:09.024,1:10:11.095
cut the crap! Get lost

1:10:11.095,1:10:18.007
where's the phone?

1:10:18.007,1:10:24.171
Was deepti here?

1:10:24.171,1:10:36.002
Where's the phone?

1:10:36.002,1:10:38.747
Anjali here.[br]- Anjali, who?

1:10:38.747,1:10:42.455
What...?

1:10:42.455,1:10:45.018
How are you?[br]- You've forgotten me

1:10:45.018,1:10:48.475
I'm not a fool to forget you. -[br]Then tell me, what day is it today?

1:10:48.475,1:10:51.803
Today? Today...?

1:10:51.803,1:10:54.734
It's Sunday.[br]- Did I ask you, swine?

1:10:54.734,1:10:56.725
It's Sunday!

1:10:56.725,1:11:00.061
I know it's Sunday.[br]But what's special today?

1:11:00.061,1:11:02.117
What's special... today...?

1:11:02.117,1:11:08.427
Is it Gandhi's birthday?[br]- No! It's my birthday

1:11:08.427,1:11:11.523
And you forget that! You[br]never remember my birthday, Mac

1:11:11.523,1:11:17.469
don't cry. I knew it![br]Happy birthday to you

1:11:17.469,1:11:21.598
Then why didn't you come to[br]meet me? - You see, I got busy

1:11:21.598,1:11:27.105
So I couldn't come. You know,[br]I had been to the airport

1:11:27.105,1:11:30.835
Airport? Why did you go to the[br]airport? Isn't it Sunday today?

1:11:30.835,1:11:33.775
Yes, today is Sunday[br]and your birthday too

1:11:33.775,1:11:37.503
All the shops are closed, only the[br]duty free shop at the airport is open

1:11:37.503,1:11:41.128
I went there to buy a beautiful,[br]strong and reliable gift for you

1:11:41.128,1:11:44.219
I got... damn![br]- What happened?

1:11:44.219,1:11:51.026
I'll call back later! - What[br]happened, Mac? You're coughing

1:11:51.026,1:11:54.704
who was it?[br]- It was...

1:11:54.704,1:11:58.004
what happened to your voice?[br]- Sore throat

1:11:58.004,1:12:00.135
Anyway, there's good news for you.[br]- What?

1:12:00.135,1:12:03.383
My flight timings are changing.[br]- When?

1:12:03.383,1:12:07.709
You had a sore throat![br]- It's fine now. When?

1:12:07.709,1:12:09.144
It will land at 7:30 from tomorrow.

1:12:09.144,1:12:10.885
You mean you'll[br]come 3 hours earlier?

1:12:10.885,1:12:15.038
I mean, we'll get 3 more hours

1:12:15.038,1:12:19.241
Tell me something. Only your[br]airlines have changed timings? Or all?

1:12:19.241,1:12:23.635
All the airlines.[br]- Thank God, I'm saved

1:12:23.635,1:12:26.277
Saved? From what?

1:12:26.277,1:12:28.466
What?[br]- You said, you are saved

1:12:28.466,1:12:30.091
when did I say that?[br]- You just did

1:12:30.091,1:12:34.144
No darling, I didn't say that.[br]- You said! You said it! You did too!

1:12:34.144,1:12:37.045
Why'd I say that I'm saved?[br]- You did say that. I heard it too

1:12:37.045,1:12:39.338
Hear that?[br]- Are you crazy?

1:12:39.338,1:12:42.981
I swear, I didn't say that.[br]This guy is crazy

1:12:42.981,1:12:46.445
when did I say it? I don't[br]like your face! I'll kill you

1:12:46.445,1:12:48.085
I'll shave your head!

1:12:48.085,1:12:49.712
Who is Sweety?

1:12:49.712,1:12:52.313
Sweety?

1:12:52.313,1:12:55.005
Who? Wherefrom? Which one?

1:12:55.005,1:12:58.308
Sweety Nair! This[br]letter is addressed to her

1:12:58.308,1:13:01.207
I want to know who she is.[br]- Mailed to my address?

1:13:01.207,1:13:06.229
Yes, your address.[br]- You are not Sweety Nair?

1:13:06.229,1:13:08.706
How come someone else's[br]letter is dropped here?

1:13:08.706,1:13:10.057
Look here! What?[br]- Nothing

1:13:10.057,1:13:13.955
It's your address. Sweety Nair,[br]13th floor, flat no.1...

1:13:13.955,1:13:17.229
Balla Vista, port Louis, Mauritius.[br]- I don't know who she is

1:13:17.229,1:13:20.612
I forgot to tell you about it.[br]- Who is Sweety Nair?

1:13:20.612,1:13:25.222
Wrong address. It came earlier too.[br]It's for a guy downstairs

1:13:25.222,1:13:29.879
Urmila's younger sister kokila...

1:13:29.879,1:13:33.322
her son is Bakul. Bakul's uncle...

1:13:33.322,1:13:42.136
was married to Rasila... it's[br]their daughter-in-law's daughter

1:13:42.136,1:13:46.908
The postman said no one[br]was answering the door

1:13:46.908,1:13:50.353
I gave him a glass of water, he[br]told me to give them the letter

1:13:50.353,1:14:11.014
I said, I will. So you see,[br]this is his daughter... Sweety

1:14:11.014,1:14:13.101
damn this day

1:14:13.101,1:14:19.455
It's so embarrassing. My[br]own Fiancée suspects me

1:14:19.455,1:14:22.067
Sweety Nair! know[br]who Sweety Nair is?

1:14:22.067,1:14:28.042
A 12-year old girl.[br]She's played in my lap

1:14:28.042,1:14:30.801
I'm so sorry...

1:14:30.801,1:14:34.872
come here.[br]- Don't do it again.

1:14:34.872,1:14:42.072
I'm so happy we're back.

1:14:42.072,1:14:59.347
The old fossil ruined it

1:14:59.347,1:15:02.303
what's your intention?[br]Had you been a Muslim...

1:15:02.303,1:15:04.986
I would read that[br]you can have four wives

1:15:04.986,1:15:08.611
But which law offers[br]this facility for Hindus?

1:15:08.611,1:15:12.254
Not wives. Fiancées

1:15:12.254,1:15:15.482
do you know about[br]this Fiancée thing?

1:15:15.482,1:15:21.198
Fiancée is a facility that provides[br]everything that a wife provides

1:15:21.198,1:15:27.576
Except the nightmares

1:15:27.576,1:15:34.107
Take good care of women, and[br]you'll get the greatest intoxication

1:15:34.107,1:15:36.032
what are you doing here?

1:15:36.032,1:15:39.582
Didn't I ask you to leave? You[br]are guzzling my liquor, freeloader

1:15:39.582,1:15:43.314
Get out of here.[br]- How will you manage three women?

1:15:43.314,1:15:45.933
How can I leave you alone[br]in this mess, my friend?

1:15:45.933,1:15:49.697
You don't need to worry. I've[br]been doing it since my childhood

1:15:49.697,1:15:52.776
I'm really worried for you.[br]- Hands off!

1:15:52.776,1:15:56.781
You are not worried! You are jealous

1:15:56.781,1:15:58.949
Get out of here! Out![br]- Where do I go?

1:15:58.949,1:16:02.334
Where you kicked me out from![br]- There's no tap in the bathroom

1:16:02.334,1:16:05.101
The roof is broken, no pipes.[br]It's being fixed

1:16:05.101,1:16:10.883
I'll go there as soon as[br]it is fixed. Promise. Please

1:16:10.883,1:16:17.928
promise?[br]- Promise

1:16:17.928,1:16:22.923
what happened?

1:16:22.923,1:16:27.738
You consider me a stranger,[br]it hurts, friend

1:16:27.738,1:16:34.175
But buddy, you will[br]never find a friend like me

1:16:34.175,1:16:45.516
Shake hands on that

1:16:45.516,1:16:49.009
come here baby.

1:16:49.009,1:16:53.172
Baby... baby...

1:16:53.172,1:16:57.265
Baby... baby...

1:16:57.265,1:17:28.001
Baby... baby...

1:17:28.001,1:17:30.031
Your eyes are like Garam Masala...

1:17:30.031,1:17:32.259
Your words are like Garam Masala...

1:17:32.259,1:17:34.399
Your beauty is like Garam Masala...

1:17:34.399,1:17:36.566
Your smile is like Garam Masala

1:17:36.566,1:17:41.046
You've enchanted[br]my heart and soul...

1:17:41.046,1:17:45.004
kiss my baby... kiss me baby...[br]your lips taste like wine...

1:17:45.004,1:17:49.846
kiss me baby... kiss me baby...[br]you're Garam Masala...

1:17:49.846,1:17:57.858
kiss my baby... kiss me baby...[br]your lips taste like wine...

1:17:57.858,1:18:07.336
put your hands up, boys... put[br]your hands up, girls... Indians!

1:18:07.336,1:18:11.775
It's so difficult... so[br]difficult to control the heart...

1:18:11.775,1:18:20.495
whoever sees you... goes crazy...

1:18:20.495,1:18:24.887
It's so difficult... so[br]difficult to control the heart...

1:18:24.887,1:18:29.009
whoever sees you... goes crazy...

1:18:29.009,1:18:31.202
Your style is Garam Masala...

1:18:31.202,1:18:33.428
Your complexion is Garam Masala...

1:18:33.428,1:18:35.563
Your love is Garam Masala...

1:18:35.563,1:18:37.632
Your body is Garam Masala...

1:18:37.632,1:18:42.203
You've enchanted[br]my heart and soul...

1:18:42.203,1:18:46.055
kiss my baby... kiss me baby...[br]your lips taste like wine...

1:18:46.055,1:19:04.125
kiss me baby... kiss me baby...[br]you're Garam Masala...

1:19:04.125,1:19:08.049
Your mesmerizing beauty...[br]your tempting youth...

1:19:08.049,1:19:17.221
One day you shall become[br]the queen of my dreams...

1:19:17.221,1:19:21.539
Your mesmerizing beauty...[br]your tempting youth...

1:19:21.539,1:19:25.831
One day you shall become[br]the queen of my dreams...

1:19:25.831,1:19:27.881
Your love is Garam Masala...

1:19:27.881,1:19:30.222
Your beauty is Garam Masala...

1:19:30.222,1:19:32.356
Your style is Garam Masala...

1:19:32.356,1:19:34.514
Your body is Garam Masala...

1:19:34.514,1:19:38.863
You've enchanted[br]my heart and soul...

1:19:38.863,1:19:43.345
kiss my baby... kiss me baby...[br]your lips taste like wine...

1:19:43.345,1:19:48.047
kiss me baby... kiss me baby...[br]you're Garam Masala...

1:19:48.047,1:19:51.978
kiss me baby... kiss[br]me baby... kiss... kiss...

1:19:51.978,1:19:56.418
kiss. kiss...

1:19:56.418,1:19:58.379
Your eyes... - Garam Masala...

1:19:58.379,1:20:00.581
Your words... - Garam Masala...

1:20:00.581,1:20:02.749
Your beauty... - Garam Masala...

1:20:02.749,1:20:04.947
Your style...[br]- Garam Masala...

1:20:04.947,1:20:09.328
You've enchanted[br]my heart and soul...

1:20:09.328,1:20:13.727
kiss my baby... kiss me baby...[br]your lips taste like wine...

1:20:13.727,1:20:26.086
kiss me baby... kiss me baby...

1:20:26.086,1:20:31.435
Fake, all of them! Local stuff[br]is better than the imported one

1:20:31.435,1:20:34.099
Anyway, talk business

1:20:34.099,1:20:37.873
Babban, tell you something. A[br]friend in need is a friend indeed

1:20:37.873,1:20:43.037
Stop beating about the[br]bush and come to the point

1:20:43.037,1:20:47.228
Imagine me in that[br]house instead of Mac

1:20:47.228,1:20:50.498
How's that possible?[br]- Just imagine

1:20:50.498,1:20:53.941
All right, done.[br]- I take the girls

1:20:53.941,1:20:57.678
what...?[br]- Just imagine

1:20:57.678,1:21:00.331
done. What next?[br]- Now just imagine this

1:21:00.331,1:21:03.957
I pay you more[br]than what Mac pays you

1:21:03.957,1:21:09.001
That's a really wild fantasy.[br]- Just imagine

1:21:09.001,1:21:11.759
Only imagine? Done

1:21:11.759,1:21:14.444
can you do for me[br]what you do for him?

1:21:14.444,1:21:17.062
Gotcha!

1:21:17.062,1:21:21.098
So you want to ruin his setups?[br]- Oh no

1:21:21.098,1:21:24.000
Suppose he is transferred. The[br]ladies' bar he has set up...

1:21:24.000,1:21:29.438
with much difficulty, it[br]has to be kept going, you see

1:21:29.438,1:21:32.884
damn, you are my dearest friend!

1:21:32.884,1:21:39.516
One wouldn't need a foe if he has[br]a friend like you. You are enough

1:21:39.516,1:21:43.119
Listen... if I have my[br]share of liquor everyday...

1:21:43.119,1:21:46.242
then you don't need to[br]worry about me. - Promise?

1:21:46.242,1:21:48.091
Promise

1:21:48.091,1:21:52.056
Shake![br]- One minute

1:21:52.056,1:22:02.234
First, tell me who gave[br]him that grand apartment?

1:22:02.234,1:22:07.573
Money is not a problem.[br]Mac's transfer is all I want

1:22:07.573,1:22:11.029
If possible, to the[br]India-Pakistan border

1:22:11.029,1:22:16.351
who do I talk to about this?[br]- I hate to praise myself

1:22:16.351,1:22:21.665
I have high connections. My[br]word means more than the big boss'

1:22:21.665,1:22:25.869
You know that very well.[br]You get the dough

1:22:25.869,1:22:30.155
You are the best person for such[br]crooked tasks. It shows on your face

1:22:30.155,1:22:32.659
don't worry about[br]the money. Do the job

1:22:32.659,1:22:36.159
Forget the job, get the money.[br]- It'll be done

1:22:36.159,1:22:46.317
promise?[br]- Promise

1:22:46.317,1:22:50.037
Hello Maggie... connect me to Mac.

1:22:50.037,1:22:54.783
Your enemy is[br]bribing me to expose you

1:22:54.783,1:22:59.575
He wants to be the captain[br]of your three-in-one-day

1:22:59.575,1:23:03.464
All right. I'll keep an eye on him.[br]- keep an eye on my pockets too

1:23:03.464,1:23:06.453
I'm doing this for money. Get that?

1:23:06.453,1:23:18.006
Strange. People hang up[br]at the mention of money

1:23:18.006,1:23:20.559
No

1:23:20.559,1:23:25.121
No... Scotch?

1:23:25.121,1:23:28.673
No.[br]- Imagine it's medicine

1:23:28.673,1:23:34.449
Medicine, yes

1:23:34.449,1:23:35.863
with soda?[br]- Yes

1:23:35.863,1:23:38.332
Good

1:23:38.332,1:23:41.643
Tell me something

1:23:41.643,1:23:45.706
what time do you get up?[br]At six? Five? Four?

1:23:45.706,1:23:50.352
At four.[br]- Four?

1:23:50.352,1:23:54.749
So you've been up since long.[br]You need some rest, right?

1:23:54.749,1:23:58.005
How can I rest? I'm paid for my work

1:23:58.005,1:24:08.842
I must work. My father was in[br]the army. I follow the discipline

1:24:08.842,1:24:11.686
Even at this age, he[br]makes you slog like an ass

1:24:11.686,1:24:16.496
what does he pay for it? Zilch!

1:24:16.496,1:24:21.058
You are right, but I[br]don't take it seriously

1:24:21.058,1:24:24.056
I take it as a joke.[br]- That's your problem

1:24:24.056,1:24:37.636
In his place, I'd pay you more,[br]pay you more respect too

1:24:37.636,1:24:40.042
damn you! You are here to screw me!

1:24:40.042,1:24:43.015
I'll hack you to pieces![br]I'll hang you up on the fan

1:24:43.015,1:24:45.468
don't you interfere, old fossil

1:24:45.468,1:24:52.014
wait there, don't you leave![br]You are dead, Shyam!

1:24:52.014,1:24:54.875
You want to kick me[br]out and stay here, eh?

1:24:54.875,1:24:57.758
What are you doing?[br]- Damn you!

1:24:57.758,1:25:01.801
You plan to have my Fiancée,[br]eh? Bloody lecher

1:25:01.801,1:25:11.759
plotting, eh?

1:25:11.759,1:25:13.933
Get out of here with your stuff!

1:25:13.933,1:25:15.505
Pick up your stuff and get lost!

1:25:15.505,1:25:16.836
Please don't!

1:25:16.836,1:25:21.405
Think again![br]- Thought! Move it

1:25:21.405,1:25:25.697
Is this your final decision?[br]- The ultimate

1:25:25.697,1:25:29.248
Out![br]- Goodbye

1:25:29.248,1:25:33.224
what's his name...? Padgaonkar

1:25:33.224,1:25:36.018
He might have an[br]apartment like this. - What?

1:25:36.018,1:25:41.282
Nothing

1:25:41.282,1:25:47.309
what's his address? Bungalow no.[br]3, Tulip citadel, Grobe Road... yes!

1:25:47.309,1:25:53.721
What? What did you say? - Nothing.[br]I too need a house to live

1:25:53.721,1:25:55.746
what's his name...?[br]- Padgaonkar

1:25:55.746,1:26:00.064
Yes. Padgaonkar. If I[br]could get a house like this...

1:26:00.064,1:26:03.082
put your stuff down![br]You are not an orphan

1:26:03.082,1:26:06.163
You don't need to tell others[br]when there's a brawl in the family

1:26:06.163,1:26:13.069
I need to talk to him. - Are[br]you his business partner? Silly

1:26:13.069,1:26:15.754
Let go of me!

1:26:15.754,1:26:18.163
Ma says, never retract your steps

1:26:18.163,1:26:22.777
But retracting for a friend[br]proves friendship. Dad said that

1:26:22.777,1:26:25.959
crap. If we spend more[br]time with each other...

1:26:25.959,1:26:29.262
we might end up killing each other.[br]- Can I even hit you?

1:26:29.262,1:26:34.774
You can hit me... go on.[br]Am I complaining?

1:26:34.774,1:26:42.096
Just remember. You'll never[br]find a true friend like me

1:26:42.096,1:26:45.861
Really?[br]- Really

1:26:45.861,1:26:51.416
Shake hands

1:26:51.416,1:26:55.076
How about a Blue Label on the[br]occasion? - I don't have Blue Label

1:26:55.076,1:26:57.947
It's there. I have[br]seen it down there

1:26:57.947,1:27:01.546
Swine! Bloody snooper

1:27:01.546,1:27:05.304
I'm leaving. Bye

1:27:05.304,1:27:08.417
where are you leaving?[br]We've stopped fighting

1:27:08.417,1:27:12.947
I can't take it anymore. I quit![br]- Did I tell you something?

1:27:12.947,1:27:17.012
You are like daddy. - Daddy? Swine,[br]old fossil, senile...

1:27:17.012,1:27:22.263
is that what you call your father?[br]- Who is the master of the house?

1:27:22.263,1:27:24.308
On my face

1:27:24.308,1:27:27.156
You are.[br]- Correct. And who is the swine?

1:27:27.156,1:27:29.763
Who is the swine here?[br]- Who do you call a swine?

1:27:29.763,1:27:33.415
Who?[br]- It's the wife's brother

1:27:33.415,1:27:37.638
That's family. That makes you family

1:27:37.638,1:27:42.345
we love you. Did you[br]think I was cursing you?

1:27:42.345,1:27:45.267
How silly

1:27:45.267,1:27:49.116
just a while ago he[br]hit me... did I complain?

1:27:49.116,1:27:53.921
No, because I love him. Such[br]things happen between friends

1:27:53.921,1:27:58.015
Make a drink of Blue[br]Label for uncle, fast

1:27:58.015,1:28:00.009
I'm not drinking.[br]- Why not? You will

1:28:00.009,1:28:02.809
Get on with it![br]- Sure

1:28:02.809,1:28:09.394
Let go

1:28:09.394,1:28:12.871
Hurry up

1:28:12.871,1:28:15.009
One for me!

1:28:15.009,1:28:39.012
Cheers! Cheers!

1:28:39.012,1:28:44.064
sMy heart... as vast as the sea

1:28:44.064,1:28:49.062
Let me immerse you[br]in my heart, my love

1:28:49.062,1:28:53.998
My heart... as vast as the sea

1:28:53.998,1:28:58.612
Let me immerse you[br]in my heart, my love

1:28:58.612,1:29:01.134
There's something I[br]have to tell you...

1:29:01.134,1:29:07.496
I wish to ride[br]these waves, my love

1:29:07.496,1:29:14.103
lmmersed... my heart's immersed

1:29:14.103,1:29:19.074
lmmersed... the[br]heart's immersed, sweetheart

1:29:19.074,1:29:23.937
lmmersed... my heart's immersed

1:29:23.937,1:29:52.565
lmmersed... the[br]heart's immersed, sweetheart

1:29:52.565,1:29:58.025
In your mischievous eyes,[br]on your breath...

1:29:58.025,1:30:02.476
there's the requital to love

1:30:02.476,1:30:07.881
My desires, consumed by a storm...

1:30:07.881,1:30:12.807
there's the desire to love

1:30:12.807,1:30:15.357
In the depths of my craving...

1:30:15.357,1:30:23.033
I'm in a daze, my love

1:30:23.033,1:30:28.444
Immersed... my heart's immersed

1:30:28.444,1:30:32.962
Immersed... the[br]heart's immersed, sweetheart

1:30:32.962,1:30:37.091
My heart... as vast as the sea

1:30:37.091,1:30:59.042
come, let me give[br]you all I possess

1:30:59.042,1:31:01.924
If youth is fire...

1:31:01.924,1:31:04.784
Love is the water[br]that extinguishes it

1:31:04.784,1:31:09.316
It's true, my love,[br]better you understand that

1:31:09.316,1:31:14.706
This restlessness[br]is like a tempest...

1:31:14.706,1:31:19.681
believe me, my love

1:31:19.681,1:31:30.317
In your arms, I[br]want to be, my love

1:31:30.317,1:31:35.298
Immersed... my heart's immersed

1:31:35.298,1:31:39.744
Immersed... the[br]heart's immersed, sweetheart

1:31:39.744,1:31:44.712
My heart... as vast as the sea

1:31:44.712,1:31:49.369
come, let me[br]immerse you in my heart

1:31:49.369,1:31:54.365
All I have to say is that I[br]want to ride these waves...

1:31:54.365,1:31:59.873
O my love!

1:31:59.873,1:32:04.985
Immersed... my heart's immersed

1:32:04.985,1:32:19.181
Immersed... the[br]heart's immersed, sweetheart

1:32:19.181,1:32:23.547
Brother Makrand!

1:32:23.547,1:32:28.455
Yes, that's it

1:32:28.455,1:32:30.978
You're screwed![br]- What happened?

1:32:30.978,1:32:33.178
Your fiancée's[br]arriving with a rotten fly

1:32:33.178,1:32:38.204
Looks like he's related to you.[br]- Rotten-faced? Sucked-out mango?

1:32:38.204,1:32:40.226
That's my uncle

1:32:40.226,1:32:43.291
what happened, Mac?[br]- Pooja, wear your clothes quickly

1:32:43.291,1:32:44.968
My Uncle will arrive any moment,[br]I'm terribly scared of him

1:32:44.968,1:32:47.142
He's like a father to me.[br]He's coming to meet you actually

1:32:47.142,1:32:48.953
So get ready quickly.[br]- All right

1:32:48.953,1:32:51.634
Listen... don't always rush.[br]Hear me out first!

1:32:51.634,1:32:54.125
There's a girl with him...[br]she's like a sister to me

1:32:54.125,1:32:56.814
So no misunderstandings, okay?[br]- Why would I misunderstand?

1:32:56.814,1:33:01.651
Actually, it was only for your[br]information, okay? So go on... hurry

1:33:01.651,1:33:06.038
Let's go! Quick!

1:33:06.038,1:33:07.605
My respects, Uncle

1:33:07.605,1:33:09.744
You ought to have called,[br]I'd have picked you up

1:33:09.744,1:33:11.059
which flight did you take?[br]- From that traffic signal...

1:33:11.059,1:33:15.004
to this one, I need a flight?[br]- I told you!

1:33:15.004,1:33:17.904
My Uncle never[br]gives a straight reply!

1:33:17.904,1:33:22.946
Uncle, this is my friend Shyam.[br]Shyam, that's Uncle. Say hello, son

1:33:22.946,1:33:26.705
This house, Uncle... it's[br]my friend's, it's not rented

1:33:26.705,1:33:28.133
And this guy...[br]- Babban

1:33:28.133,1:33:33.001
Babban. He's my driver.[br]- Driver? When did you buy a car?

1:33:33.001,1:33:36.007
Actually, the car I have,[br]isn't one I've bought

1:33:36.007,1:33:40.321
The company I work for gave[br]it to me. - Very big company!

1:33:40.321,1:33:42.805
Very big company. Come[br]on inside, Uncle. Please

1:33:42.805,1:33:45.388
welcome, Uncle

1:33:45.388,1:33:48.717
You must actually be wondering[br]what I'm doing here. My friend...

1:33:48.717,1:33:52.014
who? - The guy in the[br]red shirt, long hair

1:33:52.014,1:33:55.079
Shyam. His sister has a brain[br]tumor. Any moment now, she could...

1:33:55.079,1:33:59.496
As if you're treating her!

1:33:59.496,1:34:04.001
I told you! My Uncle[br]never Gives a straight reply!

1:34:04.001,1:34:11.028
The last time he cracked[br]a joke, I vomited blood!

1:34:11.028,1:34:13.427
Uncle, you're too much.[br]- Shut up!

1:34:13.427,1:34:17.898
What have I said for you[br]guys to laugh so much?

1:34:17.898,1:34:20.421
You really want to know?[br]- Yes!

1:34:20.421,1:34:26.645
know what, Uncle? We never[br]laugh in this house... we only cry

1:34:26.645,1:34:31.328
His sister's struggling[br]between life and death

1:34:31.328,1:34:36.197
Any moment, she could... you[br]know why I'm sticking around here?

1:34:36.197,1:34:42.422
It's to give my friend moral support

1:34:42.422,1:34:44.534
what's happening here?

1:34:44.534,1:34:48.439
She's got very few days to live.[br]So she goes for the elders' feet

1:34:48.439,1:34:51.016
She has a lot of respect for you.

1:34:51.016,1:34:52.859
The way she looks,[br]it doesn't seem...

1:34:52.859,1:34:56.526
A well-fed punjabi girl, you see![br]- Did someone call me?

1:34:56.526,1:34:58.832
Yes... make some tea

1:34:58.832,1:35:03.615
And guess who this is...?[br]- The one who'll drink the tea

1:35:03.615,1:35:05.746
He's my Uncle!

1:35:05.746,1:35:08.095
I've come to ask you[br]just one question.

1:35:08.095,1:35:10.684
Are you serious about the marriage?

1:35:10.684,1:35:14.832
Of course. - All right then,[br]I'll make arrangements

1:35:14.832,1:35:19.184
If anybody has anything to say...[br]say it right now. Am I right?

1:35:19.184,1:35:23.068
I have nothing to say.[br]You can do as you wish

1:35:23.068,1:35:26.853
It's all arranged then! Get on[br]with the arrangements for the wedding

1:35:26.853,1:35:28.479
we're willing![br]- Who's we?

1:35:28.479,1:35:32.151
All of us are ready![br]- All right

1:35:32.151,1:35:34.397
Are you happy?[br]- Yes

1:35:34.397,1:35:36.854
All right. I'm leaving then

1:35:36.854,1:35:39.133
At least have tea before you leave.[br]- Are you out of your mind?

1:35:39.133,1:35:41.393
Tea for Uncle? Uncle[br]will straightaway...

1:35:41.393,1:35:55.311
...sip champagne at my wedding party!

1:35:55.311,1:36:01.735
Do not worry, my child.[br]Everything will be all right

1:36:01.735,1:36:06.506
Everything will be all right![br]Show him out...

1:36:06.506,1:36:09.743
my respects, Uncle!

1:36:09.743,1:36:13.359
And what are you up to?[br]- Mac darling!

1:36:13.359,1:36:16.649
This way, Uncle... please come.

1:36:16.649,1:36:18.685
I'll give you a ride[br]in the company's car

1:36:18.685,1:36:20.592
I'm going in a taxi![br]- No, not a taxi!

1:36:20.592,1:36:23.523
You'll get stuck in a jam, sir![br]- Don't teach me!

1:36:23.523,1:36:26.766
If I can come, I can also leave[br]on my own! I don't need your help!

1:36:26.766,1:36:29.783
But I need your help, sir.[br]- I don't want it! No!

1:36:29.783,1:36:38.563
Think it over, sir... sir! -[br]Stop picking on my brains! Lmbecile!

1:36:38.563,1:36:39.873
Where did she spring from?

1:36:39.873,1:36:41.084
Get back in that car,[br]there's nobody at home!

1:36:41.084,1:36:44.211
No problem. - Problems[br]begin when you go upstairs!

1:36:44.211,1:36:46.039
Why?[br]- The door's locked!

1:36:46.039,1:36:51.742
I have the keys.[br]- But you can't do that... listen!

1:36:51.742,1:36:53.999
There's a different lock there![br]At least listen to me!

1:36:53.999,1:37:13.887
He couldn't understand a thing!

1:37:13.887,1:37:16.345
How'll you open the door when[br]you don't even have the key?

1:37:16.345,1:37:18.597
What'll you do up there[br]when there's nobody at home?

1:37:18.597,1:37:21.279
When are you coming back?[br]- What...?

1:37:21.279,1:37:24.198
She's going to commit suicide. To[br]end her life... she's not coming back

1:37:24.198,1:37:28.975
what's that to you?[br]This guy's such a pile on!

1:37:28.975,1:37:33.527
At least listen to me![br]- Shut up!

1:37:33.527,1:37:42.584
You could climb all over us![br]Let's take the stairs... come on

1:37:42.584,1:37:51.212
He's going to be butchered today!

1:37:51.212,1:37:52.751
What happened?[br]- You saw...?

1:37:52.751,1:37:55.764
What did I see?

1:37:55.764,1:37:59.313
Did you see nothing?[br]- What's there to see, kiddo?

1:37:59.313,1:38:01.592
What?

1:38:01.592,1:38:09.089
Get that car out, else you're the[br]one I'll see... c'mon now, move it

1:38:09.089,1:38:13.485
Hey... Hello.

1:38:13.485,1:38:15.626
Hi!

1:38:15.626,1:38:18.228
Have you taken the day off today?[br]- Yes, this is my day off

1:38:18.228,1:38:21.929
It's great, isn't it? My[br]flight timings have changed

1:38:21.929,1:38:25.707
I can now come back home early.[br]-Sure, but that's a problem for others

1:38:25.707,1:38:28.558
How...?[br]- It changes our timings, too

1:38:28.558,1:38:31.183
what timings? It was done for[br]the convenience of the passengers

1:38:31.183,1:38:33.337
And they love the change.[br]- Maybe

1:38:33.337,1:38:36.324
But I know people who have[br]a lot of problems with it

1:38:36.324,1:38:39.971
who has problems?[br]- A friend of mine

1:38:39.971,1:38:41.379
why?

1:38:41.379,1:38:43.506
Your earlier timings[br]were just right for him

1:38:43.506,1:38:47.968
The airline can't[br]keep everybody happy

1:38:47.968,1:38:49.955
what happened?

1:38:49.955,1:38:52.941
What's up...?[br]- I don't know

1:38:52.941,1:38:55.055
It happened once earlier when[br]I was getting off the flight

1:38:55.055,1:38:57.978
If you wish, may I...[br]- what?

1:38:57.978,1:39:02.019
Nothing... forget it.[br]- What is it, Sam?

1:39:02.019,1:39:08.393
You won't misunderstand if I[br]say something, will you...?

1:39:08.393,1:39:11.346
What?[br]- You'll get me all wrong

1:39:11.346,1:39:15.541
I won't![br]- You're sure?

1:39:15.541,1:39:20.043
My papa used to be an[br]expert at pulling legs

1:39:20.043,1:39:24.003
what? Was he a thug?[br]- No! He was a masseur

1:39:24.003,1:39:26.355
He used to relieve[br]pain by pulling the leg

1:39:26.355,1:39:30.034
My fingers possess the same magic.[br]Want me to work on you?

1:39:30.034,1:39:32.089
Do what it takes, Sam.[br]Just drive this pain away

1:39:32.089,1:39:40.016
Go in there, change and lie down.[br]I'll fetch some oil!

1:39:40.016,1:39:46.322
What happened...?[br]Want me to carry you?

1:39:46.322,1:39:48.093
Vanished![br]- What's vanished?

1:39:48.093,1:39:51.765
The pain has vanished.[br]- Vanished...? Lmpossible!

1:39:51.765,1:39:54.541
Do this!

1:39:54.541,1:39:57.613
Do this!

1:39:57.613,1:40:01.101
Try this!

1:40:01.101,1:40:13.964
How did the pain vanish so easily?[br]- It has vanished

1:40:13.964,1:40:20.913
just why I hate this back-ache!

1:40:20.913,1:40:23.448
Mac, this is Deepti.[br]- Deepti who?

1:40:23.448,1:40:26.025
From the airport.[br]- Airport...? Oh yes!

1:40:26.025,1:40:29.909
Stay right there. I'm coming over

1:40:29.909,1:40:41.008
Sir, the gate's over there.[br]- Oh, damn my memory!

1:40:41.008,1:40:48.334
You hit me...?![br]- Let go of my collar!

1:40:48.334,1:40:54.616
You're pushing me...?[br]- Go ahead... bump him off

1:40:54.616,1:40:58.024
The Singapore flight has landed!

1:40:58.024,1:41:00.383
There's no timing for them

1:41:00.383,1:41:04.545
The Singapore flight lands,[br]the Bangkok flight takes off!

1:41:04.545,1:41:09.046
It's like managing an airport...[br]- He just doesn't understand...

1:41:09.046,1:41:13.714
Look, he's still here.

1:41:13.714,1:41:16.816
Sam, when did you come?[br]- I've been here a long time

1:41:16.816,1:41:19.488
I'm really famished! Let[br]me see what's there to eat

1:41:19.488,1:41:23.016
we have a problem...[br]- what are you up to? Lay off!

1:41:23.016,1:41:26.623
How often have I told you not[br]to bring mutton into the house?

1:41:26.623,1:41:30.825
Mutton...? Meet my friend. Sam.[br]- I know him already

1:41:30.825,1:41:33.074
why did you introduce me again?[br]- Because he's the meat-eater!

1:41:33.074,1:41:35.662
I'm sick of reasoning with him![br]Why do you eat mutton...?

1:41:35.662,1:41:38.838
No, that's no big problem.[br]- How's that possible?

1:41:38.838,1:41:42.366
The stink has spread all over[br]the house. I can't eat here anymore

1:41:42.366,1:41:45.221
No problem, darling.[br]Let's go out and eat

1:41:45.221,1:41:49.942
Very good idea! Make[br]sure you go out to eat!

1:41:49.942,1:41:52.852
Especially in dangerous[br]situations... - dangerous?

1:41:52.852,1:41:57.093
I mean, the stink of mutton has[br]spread all over the house, hasn't it?

1:41:57.093,1:42:02.157
It's very bad for health!

1:42:02.157,1:42:03.934
It could even cause nose-cancer.[br]- Really?

1:42:03.934,1:42:08.169
Really! I swear it on everybody![br]Myself, my dad, mom...

1:42:08.169,1:42:10.124
Your friend comes[br]up with lovely jokes

1:42:10.124,1:42:13.558
I'm the one who's[br]told him all these jokes

1:42:13.558,1:42:16.776
But timing is of essence![br]Must know when to say what!

1:42:16.776,1:42:20.474
Hurry up... you know how difficult[br]it is to find a table? Go on!

1:42:20.474,1:42:23.532
I'll just change my shirt.[br]This one is stinking

1:42:23.532,1:42:25.251
First grab a bite.[br]Change that shirt later

1:42:25.251,1:42:27.822
Lay off, will you?[br]- You don't know...

1:42:27.822,1:42:30.487
don't tell me. I know everything![br]- Listen to me, Mac...

1:42:30.487,1:42:35.361
Are you going to[br]watch while I change?

1:42:35.361,1:42:37.211
Quickly change!

1:42:37.211,1:42:39.132
Else you'll pay a heavy price!

1:42:39.132,1:42:41.003
What's this?[br]- What?

1:42:41.003,1:42:44.451
Whose is this lady's bag?

1:42:44.451,1:42:48.064
Whose...? It's mine![br]- Yours?

1:42:48.064,1:42:50.735
Actually, I have unusual tastes.

1:42:50.735,1:42:52.466
It has my mobile,[br]watch, shaving cream...

1:42:52.466,1:42:55.419
brush, blush...[br]everything. Aren't you getting ready?

1:42:55.419,1:42:57.025
What for?[br]- For the dinner?

1:42:57.025,1:43:00.303
I think I'm not going.[br]- Why not? Such a lovely evening...

1:43:00.303,1:43:04.544
don't you like going out with Mac?[br]- I'm sick of eating out

1:43:04.544,1:43:06.916
But how can you eat here?[br]- Why not?

1:43:06.916,1:43:11.066
I mean, I'm not talking[br]about the usual roadside eateries

1:43:11.066,1:43:16.904
lmagine a lovely restaurant,[br]eating a dinner in candlelight...

1:43:16.904,1:43:20.411
...the soft music... it's all so[br]romantic. So you're going, aren't you?

1:43:20.411,1:43:23.243
No! I'm eating right here.[br]- Like hell!

1:43:23.243,1:43:25.059
I mean, how can you eat[br]in such a filthy setting?

1:43:25.059,1:43:28.189
You must go out![br]- Don't force Deepti...

1:43:28.189,1:43:30.098
if she doesn't want to go out![br]Whatever Deepti wants will happen!

1:43:30.098,1:43:34.191
We'll go to the restaurant if[br]she wants to go. Else, we won't!

1:43:34.191,1:43:36.675
Don't you know how to[br]behave with a friend's fiancée?

1:43:36.675,1:43:39.324
Aren't you ashamed of?[br]- You must go to the restaurant!

1:43:39.324,1:43:42.198
We're not going! What[br]are you going to do?

1:43:42.198,1:43:45.965
A friend's true worth you'll know...[br]- I know your two-penny worth!

1:43:45.965,1:43:49.047
Whatever you say, you're[br]not eating in this house!

1:43:49.047,1:43:53.837
You're going out! Even[br]if I have to lose my life!

1:43:53.837,1:43:57.701
Why are you fighting over me?[br]Let's go to a restaurant

1:43:57.701,1:44:00.759
No, we're not going![br]We're eating right here!

1:44:00.759,1:44:04.015
Are you guys eating here? - Yes,[br]we'll stuff ourselves right here!

1:44:04.015,1:44:07.153
The three of you,[br]you mean. Not everybody

1:44:07.153,1:44:09.896
what do you mean by everybody?[br]There are just three of us here!

1:44:09.896,1:44:12.867
What the hell! Why[br]are you hitting me?

1:44:12.867,1:44:16.011
If somebody asks me to[br]make something else later...

1:44:16.011,1:44:17.503
I won't be able to do it

1:44:17.503,1:44:20.801
One moment. We'll cook[br]what deepti wants today

1:44:20.801,1:44:22.624
You want to eat cheese?[br]- Sure

1:44:22.624,1:44:25.669
what if somebody else asks me[br]to make something else later?

1:44:25.669,1:44:28.331
But who else is around?[br]- He knows

1:44:28.331,1:44:30.683
And why don't I know...?[br]What is the problem with you?

1:44:30.683,1:44:37.156
Look, I don't have the[br]strength anymore to...

1:44:37.156,1:44:39.095
forget it

1:44:39.095,1:44:42.487
I can't, you know...?[br]Better I cook and leave

1:44:42.487,1:44:45.679
did he have something to say?[br]- I'll explain!

1:44:45.679,1:44:48.303
He can't cook for all of us!

1:44:48.303,1:44:53.363
Exactly why I'm saying the two[br]of you will not eat here! Go out!

1:44:53.363,1:44:58.061
Forget it. Let's go out and eat.[br]- Sure. Let's go and eat

1:44:58.061,1:45:00.644
All right. I'll go and change

1:45:00.644,1:45:04.442
No... not in here! That room!

1:45:04.442,1:45:07.614
Why?[br]- That's a better room

1:45:07.614,1:45:10.483
Shyam, don't test my patience.[br]Else, I swear...

1:45:10.483,1:45:13.467
Exactly what I'm saying![br]Trouble inside, trouble outside

1:45:13.467,1:45:18.751
what? What trouble...?[br]- Calm down, darling...

1:45:18.751,1:45:21.967
I'm going out of my mind![br]What are you getting at...?

1:45:21.967,1:45:28.553
What?

1:45:28.553,1:45:32.906
Can't you still understand? - I[br]understand everything, you creep!

1:45:32.906,1:45:35.952
Leave him alone,[br]Mac! What are you doing?

1:45:35.952,1:45:39.178
He's making obscene gestures.[br]Like this...!

1:45:39.178,1:45:44.183
Why won't you let me go in?[br]- You want to know? I'll tell you!

1:45:44.183,1:45:47.005
I have personal things in there.[br]- What personal things?

1:45:47.005,1:45:50.267
Hairbrush, toothbrush,[br]towel... a whole lot of things

1:45:50.267,1:45:52.152
As if it'll kill you[br]if she sees all that!

1:45:52.152,1:45:56.294
That's not all. I've put half[br]a dozen undies up for drying

1:45:56.294,1:46:00.772
Two of them have holes!

1:46:00.772,1:46:04.077
I won't look at them.[br]- I don't trust you. What if you do?

1:46:04.077,1:46:10.292
Your goddamn undies...[br]- Leave him alone, Mac!

1:46:10.292,1:46:18.642
Don't get into a fight. I'll[br]go into another room. Okay?

1:46:18.642,1:46:21.007
Won't you at least hear me out...?[br]- I don't want to!

1:46:21.007,1:46:23.609
I hate going to prison,[br]else I'd have killed you!

1:46:23.609,1:46:26.899
I wanted to tell you...[br]- what...?

1:46:26.899,1:46:29.918
What's happening here?

1:46:29.918,1:46:32.501
The mains were[br]switched off and I escaped!

1:46:32.501,1:46:35.262
I was telling him that they took[br]off the main switch in the office...

1:46:35.262,1:46:39.505
and I escaped getting a shock.[br]But when did you come?

1:46:39.505,1:46:44.932
Just now. I wondered[br]what was happening here

1:46:44.932,1:46:49.391
You escaped this time.[br]But not forever! Good bye!

1:46:49.391,1:46:52.211
Hey, listen...

1:46:52.211,1:46:54.153
where are you going?[br]- I want to live!

1:46:54.153,1:46:56.671
And heart-attacks are[br]very common nowadays

1:46:56.671,1:46:59.324
Mac, what's happening here?

1:46:59.324,1:47:03.243
He's leaving us and[br]going away. Tell him to stay

1:47:03.243,1:47:04.032
why are you going?

1:47:04.032,1:47:07.735
I won't go, if you say

1:47:07.735,1:47:09.947
I didn't know you'd[br]be coming so early.

1:47:09.947,1:47:12.292
Must finish my work in the office

1:47:12.292,1:47:17.722
You'll leave me all alone?[br]- I'll be here with you

1:47:17.722,1:47:22.961
I'll come back soon. We'll[br]have a quiet dinner and...

1:47:22.961,1:47:26.352
The cheese-pakoda is ready

1:47:26.352,1:47:30.606
cheese-pakoda? Who is it for?[br]- Cheese-pakoda...?

1:47:30.606,1:47:35.094
It's for Shyam.[br]- Me?

1:47:35.094,1:47:39.217
He eats cheese four times a day![br]Morning, afternoon, evening and night!

1:47:39.217,1:47:41.068
You'll bloat up like a buffalo!

1:47:41.068,1:47:46.727
No big wonder! He even[br]looks like a pakoda!

1:47:46.727,1:47:51.636
All right, throw it away![br]We'll have only what Sweety likes

1:47:51.636,1:47:54.488
Throw it away! You[br]know how I hate pakodas

1:47:54.488,1:48:08.507
do the dishes immediately and[br]make curry and rice for everyone

1:48:08.507,1:48:10.806
what soup have I landed in...?

1:48:10.806,1:48:15.319
I'm always getting into this mess...??

1:48:15.319,1:48:20.657
These fools play their own game[br]and I'm the one who gets hurt.

1:48:20.657,1:48:23.142
I'm going for my work-outs. - Yes,[br]darling! You build good health

1:48:23.142,1:48:27.211
I'll take care of the office![br]And we'll have dinner together!

1:48:27.211,1:48:31.307
Let me go![br]- So sweet!

1:48:31.307,1:48:36.653
Couldn't you tell me Sweety's here?[br]- As if you were listening!

1:48:36.653,1:48:39.092
Well? Haven't you guys[br]finished fighting yet?

1:48:39.092,1:48:42.309
We've made peace! Let's go and[br]eat dinner somewhere in peace

1:48:42.309,1:48:45.468
what made you change your mind?[br]-But you said you wanted to eat out!

1:48:45.468,1:48:46.881
Let's go![br]- But I said that...

1:48:46.881,1:48:50.203
only to stop you from fighting![br]Forget it, darling. Please!

1:48:50.203,1:48:54.106
No way! We're eating out!

1:48:54.106,1:48:58.056
But you said you'd do as I say![br]- And that's what we'll really do

1:48:58.056,1:49:01.028
All I want is...[br]- The rice and curry is ready

1:49:01.028,1:49:05.542
Listen to me, will you? - Who[br]asked you to make rice and curry?

1:49:05.542,1:49:08.027
We planned to go to[br]a restaurant and...

1:49:08.027,1:49:11.626
the curry and rice was his idea![br]He keeps hogging on it!

1:49:11.626,1:49:15.312
You're going to bloat like a rhino![br]How much are you going to eat?

1:49:15.312,1:49:18.998
I'll have only cheese-pakodas.[br]- I've thrown that away

1:49:18.998,1:49:24.031
Threw it away? What for?

1:49:24.031,1:49:26.167
Because of him! He asked him to!

1:49:26.167,1:49:33.262
I said I don't want it...throw it away!

1:49:33.262,1:49:39.845
Our table is already booked.[br]So let's go and eat. Please!

1:49:39.845,1:49:42.903
Throw it all away

1:49:42.903,1:49:46.325
All right. I'll go and change

1:49:46.325,1:49:52.787
Step aside

1:49:52.787,1:49:56.566
what happened...?[br]- Gases! Smelly burps!

1:49:56.566,1:50:00.564
Must be acidity! I'll go[br]and fetch the medicine!

1:50:00.564,1:50:03.841
Where are my clothes? And you...?

1:50:03.841,1:50:10.885
You're still standing here?[br]I'm not going inside!

1:50:10.885,1:50:16.575
Can't you walk a bit faster? -[br]couldn't wear the clothes, could I?

1:50:16.575,1:50:20.242
Drink this. It's a little bitter[br]but it'll drive away the gases

1:50:20.242,1:50:29.243
Thank you.[br]- I'll take a shower

1:50:29.243,1:50:31.827
You think you're watching a[br]movie here? Get on with your work!

1:50:31.827,1:50:36.213
No movie, it's a farce!

1:50:36.213,1:50:41.671
Why are you taking a medicine?[br]- For him. He has gas problems

1:50:41.671,1:50:46.551
Hey no...[br]- drink it up! In one gulp!

1:50:46.551,1:50:50.334
He's going to lose all his gas.[br]- How's this dress?

1:50:50.334,1:50:53.005
Now go and call the elevator[br]up while I finish talking to him

1:50:53.005,1:50:55.948
But you guys just don't[br]seem to finish chatting!

1:50:55.948,1:50:57.539
Please, please![br]- Okay, I'll get the lift up...

1:50:57.539,1:51:01.018
but I won't wait another minute.[br]- Okay, okay!

1:51:01.018,1:51:03.311
She's looking so ravishing![br]- Never mind!

1:51:03.311,1:51:07.008
Before I return with deepti,[br]take Sweety out somewhere!

1:51:07.008,1:51:11.012
Will she go out with me?[br]- Think she's your sister-in-law!

1:51:11.012,1:51:15.405
My fiancée, after all![br]She'll surely go with you!

1:51:15.405,1:51:21.997
Mac, you haven't left yet?[br]Please go and come back soon!

1:51:21.997,1:51:24.802
What will I do all alone...?[br]- My love!

1:51:24.802,1:51:33.121
She's back, she's back...[br]take to your heels!

1:51:33.121,1:51:40.239
I've had this lovely dream of[br]a house in the city of flowers

1:51:40.239,1:51:43.906
I won the first prize for[br]this song! - Do you really sing?

1:51:43.906,1:51:48.497
Of course! Do you like songs?[br]- Yes, I do

1:51:48.497,1:51:52.387
So let's go to a place[br]where they play great music

1:51:52.387,1:51:55.634
we'll have also dinner there.[br]What say you?

1:51:55.634,1:51:59.637
But Mac will be coming back.[br]- I don't think he's coming back

1:51:59.637,1:52:02.294
I haven't seen a heartless[br]man like him in all my life!

1:52:02.294,1:52:04.003
How could he go away to the office...

1:52:04.003,1:52:06.334
...leaving behind[br]such a lovely fiancée?

1:52:06.334,1:52:09.368
Had I been in his shoes and a[br]fire had broken out in my office...

1:52:09.368,1:52:11.942
I still wouldn't leave[br]you and go anywhere!

1:52:11.942,1:52:17.044
I don't know whether what I'm[br]doing is right... but do it, I must

1:52:17.044,1:52:23.577
I want to take you out to dinner

1:52:23.577,1:52:27.386
You're taking such good care of me.[br]- So you're coming, aren't you?

1:52:27.386,1:52:30.887
How can I refuse someone[br]who has such a large heart?

1:52:30.887,1:52:34.306
Thank you.[br]- I'll be ready in a moment

1:52:34.306,1:52:37.528
Bye![br]- Hey...

1:52:37.528,1:52:40.087
where are you off to? - Who[br]the hell are you to question me?

1:52:40.087,1:52:42.194
But you said it was[br]child's play for you!

1:52:42.194,1:52:44.101
That the children are so[br]grown up, I had no idea

1:52:44.101,1:52:45.344
Before this game becomes...

1:52:45.344,1:52:47.312
...even more diabolic, I[br]must leave. Out of my way!

1:52:47.312,1:52:54.048
Mac's coming back. Please stay![br]- Tell Mac that I have left!

1:52:54.048,1:52:57.031
What are you doing here?[br]- This is where I stay

1:52:57.031,1:52:59.299
what's there to be surprised about?[br]- Out of my way, I say

1:52:59.299,1:53:01.804
don't desert this ship! Lt'll sink!

1:53:01.804,1:53:03.622
Sunk or ripped apart, I don't care!

1:53:03.622,1:53:06.198
Get out of my way![br]- Let him go, if he wants to

1:53:06.198,1:53:08.105
There's no use[br]having him here anyway!

1:53:08.105,1:53:09.962
who the hell are[br]you to throw me out?

1:53:09.962,1:53:12.754
You're right![br]- Who are you to order me around?

1:53:12.754,1:53:17.139
Try doing it where it works![br]Let me see who throws me out!

1:53:17.139,1:53:21.104
She boards an aircraft a few[br]times and throws her weight around!

1:53:21.104,1:53:23.094
Where's Mac?[br]- I've no idea

1:53:23.094,1:53:25.029
I told him my flight[br]- timing had changed.

1:53:25.029,1:53:26.884
He must surely have forgotten

1:53:26.884,1:53:30.031
wrong! Wrong of him to forget!

1:53:30.031,1:53:33.506
Had I girlfriend like you,[br]I'd never have forgotten

1:53:33.506,1:53:38.442
I didn't know you had a girlfriend.[br]- No, I don't have a girlfriend

1:53:38.442,1:53:44.628
The doors to my heart[br]are still open for her

1:53:44.628,1:53:47.989
Is there anything to eat?

1:53:47.989,1:53:49.668
Did you say something?[br]I didn't hear a word

1:53:49.668,1:53:56.916
can I have something to eat?[br]- How about a boiled elephant's egg?

1:53:56.916,1:54:01.549
He's out of his mind! know what?[br]Let's go and eat at a restaurant

1:54:01.549,1:54:05.183
As you wish. At least I won't[br]have to see that old fossil's face!

1:54:05.183,1:54:07.555
Not in here! That room, over there![br]- Why not...?

1:54:07.555,1:54:09.096
This room's in a mess.[br]Needs to be cleaned up

1:54:09.096,1:54:13.829
Go and change in that room quickly.

1:54:13.829,1:54:18.362
- Okay. - Hurry up... quick!

1:54:18.362,1:54:22.041
Sam, which restaurant are we[br]going to? - Wherever you say.

1:54:22.041,1:54:24.077
Whose bag is this?[br]- This... is my bag!

1:54:24.077,1:54:29.704
I carry my stuff in this bag.[br]A comb, ear-buds, talcum powder...

1:54:29.704,1:54:32.203
In a lady's bag?[br]- No, it's not a lady's bag

1:54:32.203,1:54:35.701
It's a lady's and gents' bag[br]which looks like a lady's bag!

1:54:35.701,1:54:39.517
It's nice, isn't it?[br]- Never mind. How's my dress?

1:54:39.517,1:54:42.325
You look amazing![br]- What if I carried a scarf?

1:54:42.325,1:54:44.164
No, you don't need a scarf![br]You're looking great anyway!

1:54:44.164,1:54:52.804
Just wait. I'll show you

1:54:52.804,1:54:56.611
Shall we...?[br]- I'm raring to go. Let's get going

1:54:56.611,1:54:59.831
why are you carrying my bag?[br]- This bag... is it yours?

1:54:59.831,1:55:04.423
I was admiring its beauty

1:55:04.423,1:55:08.995
And whose bag is this...?[br]- This one? This is mine, too!

1:55:08.995,1:55:12.648
I thought this bag was that[br]one and that one was this one...

1:55:12.648,1:55:15.438
so I picked that one up.[br]But this one is mine...

1:55:15.438,1:55:19.314
and that one is your bag! Let's go!

1:55:19.314,1:55:21.475
What confusion!

1:55:21.475,1:55:26.462
I ask for the last time. Who[br]wants to eat and who doesn't?

1:55:26.462,1:55:45.001
What do you want to eat, or[br]what don't you want to eat!

1:55:45.001,1:56:09.337
I am ready.

1:56:09.337,1:56:12.325
Listen to me... Sam!

1:56:12.325,1:56:17.578
No cheap snacks here. Get lost![br]- Hang on, will you?

1:56:17.578,1:56:20.585
Sam...[br]- You can't go in

1:56:20.585,1:56:22.621
You take me for a beggar?[br]I have a car out there!

1:56:22.621,1:56:24.522
I can't let you in! Go!

1:56:24.522,1:56:30.729
Stop troubling us or[br]I'll call more security.

1:56:30.729,1:56:32.351
I wouldn't even pee in your hotel!

1:56:32.351,1:56:34.251
Do you have a mobile phone?

1:56:34.251,1:56:37.224
I'll have to call the[br]airport to tell them I'm here

1:56:37.224,1:56:39.212
Sorry, I forgot to carry it.[br]- That's okay

1:56:39.212,1:56:42.566
Let's call from the reception

1:56:42.566,1:56:44.929
If I haven't the right[br]to go into my own room...

1:56:44.929,1:56:47.877
...I don't want to live there!

1:56:47.877,1:56:50.052
Why are you pushing me...? Okay,[br]do it on your feet

1:56:50.052,1:56:53.765
Excuse me, can I make a[br]call please? - Wait please.

1:56:53.765,1:56:57.415
Pooja! Let's go to another hotel![br]- But what for?

1:56:57.415,1:57:00.396
Don't you think this[br]place is stinking?

1:57:00.396,1:57:04.763
I can't smell anything.[br]- No? I knew you had caught a cold!

1:57:04.763,1:57:09.488
Nothing's wrong with me. Stay here,[br]I'll make the call and return

1:57:09.488,1:57:12.436
don't you trust me? Me?

1:57:12.436,1:57:16.059
Every time a plane flies[br]overhead I wonder when...

1:57:16.059,1:57:21.578
when my Sweety will arrive.[br]I mean, my deepti!

1:57:21.578,1:57:28.756
Deepti! Hear me out, please!

1:57:28.756,1:57:31.155
What the hell are you doing here?[br]- And what are you doing here?

1:57:31.155,1:57:33.313
Of the thousands of restaurants in[br]town, is this where you had to come?

1:57:33.313,1:57:34.704
Yes, of the thousands[br]of restaurants in town...

1:57:34.704,1:57:36.035
...is this where you had to come?

1:57:36.035,1:57:38.039
I'll smash your face! You imitate[br]me? - What the hell are you doing?

1:57:38.039,1:57:41.259
I'd have gone elsewhere if you[br]had told me you're coming here!

1:57:41.259,1:57:47.001
When's this mess[br]going to come to an end!

1:57:47.001,1:57:49.194
So where's Sweety?[br]- Not Sweety. Pooja

1:57:49.194,1:57:52.612
pooja! Where did she spring from?[br]- I was leaving the house...

1:57:52.612,1:57:55.475
and she just breezed in![br]So I brought her here

1:57:55.475,1:57:58.642
And where is Sweety?[br]- Sweety's at home

1:57:58.642,1:58:01.508
why did you leave her at home?[br]- As if I could bring them together!

1:58:01.508,1:58:03.638
So where's Sweety now?[br]- I told you, she's at home!

1:58:03.638,1:58:05.009
I mean, where's pooja?[br]- Pooja's making a phone call

1:58:05.009,1:58:12.957
Making a phone call?

1:58:12.957,1:58:18.729
I get it. I'm done for.[br]My game is up

1:58:18.729,1:58:22.008
How did I get myself into this?

1:58:22.008,1:58:26.791
Hey! They don't know each other

1:58:26.791,1:58:32.678
Oh yes! Thank God!

1:58:32.678,1:58:37.276
Here's what we'll do.[br]I'll take deepti home

1:58:37.276,1:58:41.334
Before I can get there, tell Mambo[br]to dump Sweety in some other room

1:58:41.334,1:58:43.327
Okay... but how?[br]- How would I know!

1:58:43.327,1:58:48.103
Must I explain everything? Tell[br]the old man to think of a way!

1:58:48.103,1:58:55.292
I don't know! Ask him to[br]do it! He'll find a way out!

1:58:55.292,1:58:58.218
Where are they...? Where's deepti?

1:58:58.218,1:59:00.305
And where's pooja?[br]- Look for her!

1:59:00.305,1:59:03.998
I'll go and find my curse![br]And listen...

1:59:03.998,1:59:35.459
don't let her go home.[br]- Okay

1:59:35.459,1:59:38.217
what happened...?[br]- Sorry!

1:59:38.217,1:59:41.185
Deepti!

1:59:41.185,1:59:46.002
Open the door!

1:59:46.002,1:59:49.549
He's going to get butchered today!

1:59:49.549,1:59:53.902
Chhotu, fetch the car!

1:59:53.902,1:59:58.137
keep going! Step on it!

1:59:58.137,2:00:02.497
Driver, follow that car. Quick!

2:00:02.497,2:00:06.178
Pooja! Stop there!

2:00:06.178,2:00:10.062
Move it, driver.[br]- Hey, wait there!

2:00:10.062,2:00:14.223
Move it, I say![br]- Hey wait...

2:00:14.223,2:00:18.583
Okay, pooja. I'm coming.[br]- C'mon in. Hurry up!

2:00:18.583,2:00:20.617
What are you up to?

2:00:20.617,2:00:23.154
Terribly insensitive of you[br]to dump me and go back home!

2:00:23.154,2:00:30.896
I saw Mac there. - Pooja,[br]my heart craves your love...

2:00:30.896,2:00:33.208
and you're running after Mac?

2:00:33.208,2:00:35.666
A man who ignored you,[br]despite hearing your voice?

2:00:35.666,2:00:38.671
That's because...[br]- I understand! Oh yes, I do

2:00:38.671,2:00:41.405
No one in the world values true love

2:00:41.405,2:00:44.655
The one I always see, the[br]one closest to my heart...

2:00:44.655,2:00:47.397
if there is anyone...[br]it's only you

2:00:47.397,2:00:51.731
But that's a song, isn't it?[br]- Hmmm... no! Is it really a song?

2:00:51.731,2:00:56.039
Stop the car. Stop it!

2:00:56.039,2:00:59.573
Stay here. I'll be right back.[br]- But where are you going?

2:00:59.573,2:01:08.016
Sam![br]- One second!

2:01:08.016,2:01:14.867
Mambo, give me a glass of water

2:01:14.867,2:01:26.449
where can I find a phone?[br]- Over there

2:01:26.449,2:01:34.099
Mambo, listen carefully. It's me

2:01:34.099,2:01:36.338
The Singapore flight[br]is soon landing there

2:01:36.338,2:01:40.725
But fix the Bangkok flight, so[br]it doesn't wake up before morning!

2:01:40.725,2:01:43.894
You understand...? The Bombay[br]flight is right here with me

2:01:43.894,2:01:48.703
Bomb...?! I mean, the[br]Mumbai flight is here with me

2:01:48.703,2:01:53.302
It's about to take off, but I'll[br]make sure it doesn't get there!

2:01:53.302,2:01:58.804
So do just as I say! It's a[br]question of life and death!

2:01:58.804,2:02:02.815
From what he was saying,[br]he appears to be a terrorist

2:02:02.815,2:02:06.178
He's planning something big.[br]Like hijacking a plane

2:02:06.178,2:02:08.411
Let's stop him[br]till the cops get here

2:02:08.411,2:02:12.401
Okay... yes!

2:02:12.401,2:02:14.306
Where to, smartass?[br]- Home

2:02:14.306,2:02:17.158
You can't leave,[br]until the police arrive

2:02:17.158,2:02:52.608
police...? - We know everything![br]Filthy terrorist!

2:02:52.608,2:02:58.673
Mambo, have you ever fallen[br]in love? - With only my wife

2:02:58.673,2:03:01.079
do you have a wife?[br]- I did, but not anymore

2:03:01.079,2:03:04.999
She eloped with my younger brother

2:03:04.999,2:03:06.625
But I'm very lucky in this respect.

2:03:06.625,2:03:13.224
Sure. You don't[br]have a younger sister

2:03:13.224,2:03:23.022
I'm so lucky, Mac won't[br]even look at a girl except me

2:03:23.022,2:03:29.887
How'd you know how[br]many roving eyes Mac has?

2:03:29.887,2:03:33.385
If you're still listening,[br]let me tell you...

2:03:33.385,2:03:36.771
whatever I'm doing is[br]not of my own volition

2:03:36.771,2:03:41.087
I'm helpless. They're making[br]me do it. Do you understand?

2:03:41.087,2:03:47.875
Since they're paying me,[br]I'll have to do their bidding

2:03:47.875,2:04:05.255
Mac...[br]- I'm Mambo! Mambo!

2:04:05.255,2:04:30.818
Was that a sleeping[br]pill or an aphrodisiac?

2:04:30.818,2:04:33.044
Did you fix the girl?[br]- Fix?

2:04:33.044,2:04:35.905
I only gave her a sedative,[br]I can do nothing else

2:04:35.905,2:04:39.022
The next flight is arriving.[br]Before it lands,

2:04:39.022,2:05:09.128
let's move this one

2:05:09.128,2:05:12.946
She's become as heavy as a pumpkin.[br]- Shut up, jinx

2:05:12.946,2:05:15.163
If something happens to her...[br]I'll end up in jail.

2:05:15.163,2:05:51.763
Do you want me[br]to rot in jail at this age?

2:05:51.763,2:05:54.092
You...? How did[br]you arrive before me?

2:05:54.092,2:05:57.643
- Used my brains... I mean, body

2:05:57.643,2:06:02.508
I didn't want to see your[br]face red with anger. Come here

2:06:02.508,2:06:05.745
Look! I have thrown[br]all the underwear away

2:06:05.745,2:06:09.451
You can sleep in peace now.[br]- I don't want your sympathy

2:06:09.451,2:06:13.878
Not sympathy. You have a right[br]on me. This is what you call love

2:06:13.878,2:06:17.247
Let alone underwear, for your[br]sake I'll even throw myself out!

2:06:17.247,2:06:21.169
You just want love, you are[br]not willing to return love

2:06:21.169,2:06:25.857
don't be so cruel, love. Time[br]will prove how much I love you

2:06:25.857,2:06:28.211
Lies! You can never[br]understand a woman's feelings

2:06:28.211,2:06:32.163
Let alone one, I understand[br]many women... I've read that book

2:06:32.163,2:06:35.106
The Fundamental[br]principles of woman psychology

2:06:35.106,2:06:39.221
Lies! All lies! I know you[br]are having other affairs too

2:06:39.221,2:06:42.607
what are you saying?[br]This is preposterous

2:06:42.607,2:06:47.456
You are being preposterous!

2:06:47.456,2:06:52.089
Woman! Stay like a woman, and[br]behave like one. Not like a whore

2:06:52.089,2:06:57.854
See? Your servant is[br]humiliating me! - One minute

2:06:57.854,2:07:00.458
Old swine! How dare you[br]talk to a woman like that?

2:07:00.458,2:07:01.517
I will kick you.

2:07:01.517,2:07:02.694
I'll break your jaw

2:07:02.694,2:07:08.448
I'm in a bloody mess and you are[br]raving about women's character

2:07:08.448,2:07:12.288
Smartass, I'll thrash you!

2:07:12.288,2:07:15.509
Deepti, listen to me. My love...

2:07:15.509,2:07:18.053
my darling, listen[br]to me, open the door

2:07:18.053,2:07:33.519
My honey, my baby, my sweetheart...

2:07:33.519,2:07:37.729
Bye. I'm leaving

2:07:37.729,2:07:41.695
where to? I'm your boss, I pay you

2:07:41.695,2:07:44.091
You can't leave[br]without a month's notice

2:07:44.091,2:07:48.723
Notice? I serve you notice[br]everyday, but you take no notice

2:07:48.723,2:07:53.223
You think you can swear[br]at me at will? Can you?

2:07:53.223,2:07:55.098
I'm leaving![br]- Listen to me, you can't...

2:07:55.098,2:07:59.631
I don't want to listen.[br]I have taken enough

2:07:59.631,2:08:04.338
I'm leaving.[br]- You can't leave

2:08:04.338,2:08:05.962
pooja, I was just[br]thinking about you.

2:08:05.962,2:08:08.326
Where you are, how you are!

2:08:08.326,2:08:13.454
And here you are! Looks[br]like it's my day. Ask him

2:08:13.454,2:08:16.309
You don't need to worry about me.[br]- Why?

2:08:16.309,2:08:19.552
I need to talk to you, it's urgent.[br]- Urgent, my foot!

2:08:19.552,2:08:23.158
I want to talk to you in private

2:08:23.158,2:08:27.116
It's special

2:08:27.116,2:08:34.025
what happened?[br]- I won't speak much. We're parting

2:08:34.025,2:08:38.057
don't even joke about it.[br]It'll break my heart

2:08:38.057,2:08:42.818
You don't have a heart.[br]We can't carry it further

2:08:42.818,2:08:47.298
This relationship has no future.[br]- Pooja, what are you talking?

2:08:47.298,2:08:51.222
I always believed[br]you will be my wife.

2:08:51.222,2:08:54.611
I hadn't met Shyam before, you see

2:08:54.611,2:08:58.777
Hang on. How did you and Shyam...?

2:08:58.777,2:09:02.545
He is not like you.[br]He doesn't wear a mask

2:09:02.545,2:09:05.695
If we part, fine. But[br]don't get close to him

2:09:05.695,2:09:09.388
You don't know how cunning[br]and slimy he is. I'll tell you

2:09:09.388,2:09:13.028
I'll expose him. You[br]mustn't trust anyone so soon

2:09:13.028,2:09:15.493
Spending time with me doesn't prove

2:09:15.493,2:09:18.195
that your love for me is true

2:09:18.195,2:09:21.452
pooja, listen to me. I...

2:09:21.452,2:09:25.924
Mac, no need to be angry.[br]It's all over between us

2:09:25.924,2:09:28.493
Forget me. I'm leaving

2:09:28.493,2:09:31.367
pooja, we are made for[br]each other. Listen to me...

2:09:31.367,2:09:36.619
pooja, don't do this

2:09:36.619,2:09:46.258
Hope all's well?[br]- No. But it will be

2:09:46.258,2:09:57.005
It's a beautiful paradise. I[br]can't see it turning into hell

2:09:57.005,2:10:02.006
where's he going?[br]- I'll tell you. Wait, I'll tell you

2:10:02.006,2:10:05.329
Listen, Shyam...

2:10:05.329,2:10:08.018
I planted a sapling...[br]- when?

2:10:08.018,2:10:10.882
Long time back,[br]before you even arrived

2:10:10.882,2:10:16.672
I watered it, provided manure,[br]saved it from insects...

2:10:16.672,2:10:21.078
it grew big, bigger, huge

2:10:21.078,2:10:24.183
Then it gave flowers and fruits

2:10:24.183,2:10:29.653
One day, a swine plucked a[br]fruit and began eating it

2:10:29.653,2:10:32.295
Now you tell me, what must I do?

2:10:32.295,2:10:53.004
Why don't you just thrash the[br]swine? - Trust me, you are right!

2:10:53.004,2:11:05.457
Where friends meet, there's party

2:11:05.457,2:11:18.061
Swine! May you rot.[br]- Hi!

2:11:18.061,2:11:21.055
Sorry, I left you[br]alone and came here

2:11:21.055,2:11:29.318
Never mind.[br]- I'll have some water

2:11:29.318,2:11:44.075
where are you going?[br]- Don't you talk to me!

2:11:44.075,2:11:49.381
I'm sorry, I blew up at you.[br]Please forgive me

2:11:49.381,2:11:53.000
I need to apologise, love.[br]Why must you?

2:11:53.000,2:12:00.314
Go and take some rest.[br]Take care of your skin

2:12:00.314,2:12:08.545
Swine! You made my life miserable

2:12:08.545,2:12:12.668
what's going on?

2:12:12.668,2:12:16.741
What's going on here?[br]- Nothing. I'm giving him a massage

2:12:16.741,2:12:18.864
This is a special massage.[br]Stretch your hands

2:12:18.864,2:12:25.516
Get up, Sam

2:12:25.516,2:12:32.857
I need to talk to you,[br]it's about our future

2:12:32.857,2:12:41.815
I'll be back, darling. Okay?

2:12:41.815,2:12:47.074
Want to hit me more? Go ahead

2:12:47.074,2:12:51.011
Mambo quit. If you say,[br]I'll leave too

2:12:51.011,2:12:56.242
But if I leave, it'll be[br]difficult for you to manage this game

2:12:56.242,2:13:07.863
Think it over

2:13:07.863,2:13:11.847
All right. From now on,[br]pooja is yours

2:13:11.847,2:13:16.253
deepti and Sweety are mine.[br]- Okay

2:13:16.253,2:13:19.952
we won't interfere. Promise?[br]- Okay

2:13:19.952,2:13:25.001
And listen... when the girls[br]leave for work in the morning...

2:13:25.001,2:13:29.097
we'll sit and design the[br]future plans of this game

2:13:29.097,2:13:31.549
Okay.[br]- Done? Good night

2:13:31.549,2:13:48.282
where are you going? Pooja is there

2:13:48.282,2:13:51.282
Hurry up, deepti. It's[br]time for your flight

2:13:51.282,2:13:56.116
Sam darling, hurry up.[br]It's time to leave...

2:13:56.116,2:13:58.606
Tone it down! You'll wake everyone

2:13:58.606,2:14:00.347
Everyone? We are[br]only three of us here.

2:14:00.347,2:14:03.891
- I mean... the neighbours

2:14:03.891,2:14:06.891
They already have[br]complaints against me. Speak softly

2:14:06.891,2:14:09.784
All right. Mac, I'm[br]sorry about yesterday

2:14:09.784,2:14:13.213
I spoke too much.[br]I said that because

2:14:13.213,2:14:16.813
I realised you are[br]a first rate fraud

2:14:16.813,2:14:20.361
Forgive me.[br]- I forgave you last night itself

2:14:20.361,2:14:23.374
I forgive women on the spot

2:14:23.374,2:14:26.465
You look great in this dress.[br]- Thank you

2:14:26.465,2:14:29.451
No time to romance. Leave,[br]it's time for her flight

2:14:29.451,2:14:38.046
Okay. Let's go.[br]- Bye

2:14:38.046,2:14:43.245
who is this?[br]- Who? Who is who?

2:14:43.245,2:14:46.562
She...? She's Sam's fiancee

2:14:46.562,2:14:48.894
Let's go, deepti.[br]- Hang on, Mac

2:14:48.894,2:14:52.105
You should also[br]introduce her, don't you think?

2:14:52.105,2:14:54.047
Don't you know each other?[br]She is deepti

2:14:54.047,2:14:58.599
c'mon, you are late. - No. The[br]introduction is not over yet

2:14:58.599,2:15:02.001
Tell me, how did this girl[br]land here? - She took a cab

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what has she to do with this house?

2:15:04.623,2:15:07.774
- What has she to[br]do with this house!

2:15:07.774,2:15:12.083
Deepti is an airhostess,[br]and Sam's fiancee

2:15:12.083,2:15:13.469
pooja is also an airhostess

2:15:13.469,2:15:17.729
Amazing! Both are airhostesses.[br]Same uniform too

2:15:17.729,2:15:21.158
what a coincidence! Let's go

2:15:21.158,2:15:23.394
One minute! What were[br]you doing in this bedroom?

2:15:23.394,2:15:27.836
Tell her.[br]- I was putting on my uniform

2:15:27.836,2:15:31.206
putting on her uniform. She[br]is an airhostess, after all

2:15:31.206,2:15:35.224
She's not a banker

2:15:35.224,2:15:37.635
deepti, time for your flight. Move

2:15:37.635,2:15:40.409
Sam! Do you know her?

2:15:40.409,2:15:44.539
Why is she here? Please tell me

2:15:44.539,2:15:47.818
One minute. You never[br]told me you had a fiancee

2:15:47.818,2:15:50.834
Actually, we met just last night

2:15:50.834,2:15:58.352
we fell in love just last[br]night and we decided to marry

2:15:58.352,2:16:02.408
where did you meet her?[br]- Bella Vista, floor no. 13...

2:16:02.408,2:16:05.301
It's this house![br]- That's right

2:16:05.301,2:16:09.352
How is Mac related to her?[br]- Mac...?

2:16:09.352,2:16:13.098
Did you hear her? She's[br]asking about our relationship

2:16:13.098,2:16:16.388
we'll go mad, let's go

2:16:16.388,2:16:18.218
I want an answer! You haven't given

2:16:18.218,2:16:20.365
a proper introduction of this girl

2:16:20.365,2:16:25.398
He is my fiance

2:16:25.398,2:16:30.022
when did he get engaged to you?[br]- Been a long time

2:16:30.022,2:16:34.726
This fiance of yours was[br]my fiance until yesterday

2:16:34.726,2:16:38.801
That's right. She[br]was my ex-girlfriend

2:16:38.801,2:16:42.058
But I was your boyfriend.[br]- One and the same thing

2:16:42.058,2:16:44.258
I'm not denying it.[br]One and the same.

2:16:44.258,2:16:47.023
But now she is his girlfriend

2:16:47.023,2:16:50.162
But I met Sam just yesterday.[br]- She's right

2:16:50.162,2:16:53.048
And we fell in love![br]- Hear that? You trust me now?

2:16:53.048,2:16:56.923
All right, now I understand.[br]The two of you are hand in glove

2:16:56.923,2:16:59.683
Stop raving. If you want,[br]you can marry him

2:16:59.683,2:17:02.893
On the contrary, you[br]betrayed me. But I forgave you...

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because you belong to a[br]decent family. Don't forget that

2:17:04.873,2:17:06.917
Shut up! You have[br]been playing games...

2:17:06.917,2:17:13.251
...with the two of us all this while

2:17:13.251,2:17:17.475
It's history![br]Let bygones be bygones

2:17:17.475,2:17:19.548
The two of you have[br]opened our eyes,

2:17:19.548,2:17:23.026
put us on the right track,[br]that's it

2:17:23.026,2:17:28.057
Sam, from now on pooja[br]belongs to you and deepti is mine

2:17:28.057,2:17:30.984
No other girl will[br]come into our lives again

2:17:30.984,2:17:33.798
It's a sin even to[br]think about it, remember

2:17:33.798,2:17:36.935
put your hand forward... do it!

2:17:36.935,2:17:39.214
Give him your hand, pooja

2:17:39.214,2:17:43.614
don't think much, give him[br]your hand before you miss your bus

2:17:43.614,2:17:49.077
Right

2:17:49.077,2:17:54.145
That's like it. We'll stay[br]together from now. Fine?

2:17:54.145,2:18:05.124
We won't ever cheat.[br]We'll always stay together

2:18:05.124,2:18:12.291
Mac darling, who are these girls?

2:18:12.291,2:18:17.623
Run!

2:18:17.623,2:18:22.961
Run! Start the motorcycle

2:18:22.961,2:18:25.326
quick!

2:18:25.326,2:18:26.964
Swine, start it!

2:18:26.964,2:18:31.087
Giving you a motorcycle is[br]like feeding nuts to a dog

2:18:31.087,2:18:36.074
Start it![br]- You start it

2:18:36.074,2:18:38.194
Brother Mac!

2:18:38.194,2:18:41.769
What happened?[br]- You are ruined!

2:18:41.769,2:18:44.306
How do you know that?[br]- Nageshwar...

2:18:44.306,2:18:47.227
The white spot?[br]- Yes. Anjali greased his palm...

2:18:47.227,2:18:49.006
and he told her[br]everything about your setups

2:18:49.006,2:18:52.077
May he be ruined! He's nailed me

2:18:52.077,2:18:55.639
I have lost her, and the others[br]too. - The other girls too? How?

2:18:55.639,2:18:59.235
Wait here, they will be coming[br]with brooms, knives and missiles

2:18:59.235,2:19:02.053
Ask them, and they will tell you

2:19:02.053,2:19:05.282
where do I go? Where do[br]I kill myself? - Listen!

2:19:05.282,2:19:08.792
Before Anjali leaves for India,[br]go and apologise to her

2:19:08.792,2:19:12.105
Else, you'll lose her forever. Go!

2:19:12.105,2:19:16.787
I'll drive![br]- Easy with the door

2:19:16.787,2:19:18.312
Get inside

2:19:18.312,2:19:29.124
Shyam, I'm off! Get the[br]motorcycle over tomorrow, swine!

2:19:29.124,2:19:33.203
Uncle, where's Anjali?

2:19:33.203,2:19:38.216
She left. And why not? She has[br]found out everything about you

2:19:38.216,2:19:41.751
You were her greatest mistake

2:19:41.751,2:19:44.572
You can't belong to one girl

2:19:44.572,2:19:50.075
For you, women are playthings![br]And Anjali is not a plaything

2:19:50.075,2:19:52.839
Go away. And keep the[br]game of musical chair on

2:19:52.839,2:19:56.079
Go on, forget her. Go

2:19:56.079,2:19:59.358
what time is her flight?[br]- 6:30

2:19:59.358,2:20:02.612
Thank you

2:20:02.612,2:20:06.526
No, I'm not going![br]- I just want to see the time

2:20:06.526,2:20:21.135
Time, all right.[br]- 6:00!

2:20:21.135,2:20:24.536
One minute. Air India flight?[br]- Took off

2:20:24.536,2:20:42.705
when?[br]- Half-hour back

2:20:42.705,2:20:44.089
Now stop this game of romance,[br]I've had enough!

2:20:44.089,2:20:58.833
I don't have the strength,[br]I can't take it anymore!

2:20:58.833,2:21:01.104
Anjali...[br]- No need to say anything

2:21:01.104,2:21:06.447
I have told her everything,[br]and she has forgiven you

2:21:06.447,2:21:12.093
This ring is the root cause[br]of all misery. Take it off

2:21:12.093,2:21:15.688
And put it on my[br]sister-in-law's finger. For good

2:21:15.688,2:21:21.037
All's well that end's well![br]From now on, focus only on family

2:21:21.037,2:21:23.714
Run!

2:21:23.714,2:21:27.529
Run!

2:21:27.529,9:59:59.000
Give me the car key, Babban!