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YOUR DUMB. IM DUMBER. (Music Video)

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    (Anthony) So you're saying there's a chance?
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    (Ian) SHUT UP!!
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    (folk music)
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    Oh my god, dude.
    You want to pick up that hitchhiker?
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    Yeah!
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    (coughing)
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    Hey, do you want to hear
    the most annoying sound in the world?
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    (screeching)
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    GUYS! Guys, guys!
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    Can we just listen to the radio or something?
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    Ooh. Maybe he wants to hear
    the most annoying song in the world.
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    Ooh, I don't think you're
    going to like this one.
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    Uh-huh.
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    Smosh Presents: Anything You Can Do
    I Can Do Dumber
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    Anything he can do, I can do dumber
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    I can do anything dumber than him
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    - No, you can't!
    - Yeah, I can.
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    - No, you can't!
    - Yeah, I can!
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    Quit talking crap
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    And prove you're dumb, man!
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    To get around town
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    I can ace this race
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    I roll down the street
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    With shopping carts as skates
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    I always take first dates
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    To da club with my mom
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    I run through airports
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    Screaming about my lip balm
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    You think that's dumb?
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    That ain't sh*t , son
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    I misplaced my hammer
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    So I used a nail gun
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    Blow dry my hair
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    While I take a nap in the bath
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    I stuck my tongue to a frozen pole
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    And it hecka sucked ass
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    Anything you can do, I can do dumber
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    I can do anything dumber than you
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    - No, you can't!
    - Yeah, I can.
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    - No, you can't!
    - Yeah, I can.
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    Quit talking crap
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    And prove you're dumb, man
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    Dumb, dumb, dumb
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    Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
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    DUMB!
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    Forgot to put lemons
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    In my lemon meringue pie
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    DUMB!
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    Hold my breath through a tunnel
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    And almost died
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    DUMB!
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    Siphoned gas out of a septic tank
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    DUMB!
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    Tagged myself in a selfi
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    When I tried to rob a bank
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    DUMB!
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    Lit fireworks in my room
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    To hear them go pop
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    DUMB!
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    Built a fully functional humanoid robot
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    Uh, dude...that's not dumb at all.
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    That's actually kind of brilliant.
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    Oh, uh...
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    Pee into a bottle and give it to a cop
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    (ominous music)
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    (chuckling)
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    Anything you can do, I can do dumber
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    I can do anything dumber than you
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    - No, you can't!
    - Yeah, I can.
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    - No, you can't.
    - Yeah, I can.
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    Quit talking crap
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    And prove you're dumb, man.
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    I can eat my phone
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    To take a pic of my heart
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    I can scratch my own back
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    'Cause I cut off my arm
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    Give a scary biker a free prostate exam
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    To impress a hitchiker
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    I lit my fart inside a van
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    - What?!
    - What?!
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    (explosion)
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    (coughing)
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    That's it!
    Lemme out.
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    Let me out of the van.
    I would rather walk
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    than be with you two dumbasses.
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    Ah, dude, the poor guy left his phone.
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    Oh, I got it.
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    (screeching)
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    Oh, dude, this isn't his phone.
    This is just my old croissant.
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    Where the hell is he?
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    Man, that guy must be freaking fast!
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    He's like an Olympic runner or something.
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    (groaning)
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    (Anthony) Hey, guys. If you want
    to go to Dumb and Dumber 2 movie premiere
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    with Ian and me,
    we're holding a sweepstakes.
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    Just tweet #smoshdumbto to enter
    for a chance to win.
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    And huge thanks to Dumb and Dumber 2
    for letting us use
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    that awesome Mutt Cuts van.
    That thing is fricking awesome.
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    Make sure to watch the movie
    when it comes out in theatures
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    on November 14th.
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    And to see bloopers
    from this video, and this:
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    Click the video on the right.
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    Oh yeah, and of course you guys
    want to download that song,
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    so click the box right here.
    Clicking that subscribe button
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    would be really dumb.
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    Never mind, that would be pretty genius.
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    Anything you can do, I can do dumber.
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    I can do anything dumber than you.
Title:
YOUR DUMB. IM DUMBER. (Music Video)
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Duration:
04:10
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