(Anthony) So you're saying there's a chance?

(Ian) SHUT UP!!

(folk music)

Oh my god, dude.
You want to pick up that hitchhiker?

Yeah!

(coughing)

Hey, do you want to hear 
the most annoying sound in the world?

(screeching)

GUYS! Guys, guys!

Can we just listen to the radio or something?

Ooh. Maybe he wants to hear 
the most annoying song in the world.

Ooh, I don't think you're 
going to like this one.

Uh-huh.

Smosh Presents: Anything You Can Do
I Can Do Dumber

Anything he can do, I can do dumber

I can do anything dumber than him

- No, you can't!
- Yeah, I can.

- No, you can't!
- Yeah, I can!

Quit talking crap

And prove you're dumb, man!

To get around town

I can ace this race

I roll down the street

With shopping carts as skates

I always take first dates

To da club with my mom

I run through airports

Screaming about my lip balm

You think that's dumb?

That ain't sh*t , son

I misplaced my hammer

So I used a nail gun

Blow dry my hair

While I take a nap in the bath

I stuck my tongue to a frozen pole

And it hecka sucked ass

Anything you can do, I can do dumber

I can do anything dumber than you

- No, you can't!
- Yeah, I can.

- No, you can't!
- Yeah, I can.

Quit talking crap

And prove you're dumb, man

Dumb, dumb, dumb

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

DUMB!

Forgot to put lemons

In my lemon meringue pie

DUMB!

Hold my breath through a tunnel

And almost died

DUMB!

Siphoned gas out of a septic tank

DUMB!

Tagged myself in a selfi

When I tried to rob a bank

DUMB!

Lit fireworks in my room

To hear them go pop

DUMB!

Built a fully functional humanoid robot

Uh, dude...that's not dumb at all.

That's actually kind of brilliant.

Oh, uh...

Pee into a bottle and give it to a cop

(ominous music)

(chuckling)

Anything you can do, I can do dumber

I can do anything dumber than you

- No, you can't!
- Yeah, I can.

- No, you can't.
- Yeah, I can.

Quit talking crap

And prove you're dumb, man.

I can eat my phone

To take a pic of my heart

I can scratch my own back

'Cause I cut off my arm

Give a scary biker a free prostate exam

To impress a hitchiker

I lit my fart inside a van

- What?!
- What?!

(explosion)

(coughing)

That's it! 
Lemme out.

Let me out of the van.
I would rather walk

than be with you two dumbasses.

Ah, dude, the poor guy left his phone.

Oh, I got it.

(screeching)

Oh, dude, this isn't his phone.
This is just my old croissant.

Where the hell is he?

Man, that guy must be freaking fast!

He's like an Olympic runner or something.

(groaning)

(Anthony) Hey, guys. If you want
to go to Dumb and Dumber 2 movie premiere

with Ian and me, 
we're holding a sweepstakes.

Just tweet #smoshdumbto to enter
for a chance to win.

And huge thanks to Dumb and Dumber 2
for letting us use

that awesome Mutt Cuts van.
That thing is fricking awesome.

Make sure to watch the movie
when it comes out in theatures

on November 14th.

And to see bloopers 
from this video, and this:

Click the video on the right.

Oh yeah, and of course you guys
want to download that song,

so click the box right here.
Clicking that subscribe button

would be really dumb.

Never mind, that would be pretty genius.

Anything you can do, I can do dumber.

I can do anything dumber than you.