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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.02,0:00:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Anthony) So you're saying there's a chance?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.52,0:00:04.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian) SHUT UP!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.24,0:00:10.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(folk music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.15,0:00:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god, dude.\NYou want to pick up that hitchhiker?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.27,0:00:22.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.95,0:00:26.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(coughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.84,0:00:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, do you want to hear \Nthe most annoying sound in the world?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.78,0:00:39.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screeching)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.89,0:00:42.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GUYS! Guys, guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.84,0:00:45.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we just listen to the radio or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.02,0:00:52.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh. Maybe he wants to hear \Nthe most annoying song in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.44,0:00:54.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, I don't think you're \Ngoing to like this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.53,0:00:55.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.77,0:01:00.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Smosh Presents: Anything You Can Do\NI Can Do Dumber
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.34,0:01:03.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything he can do, I can do dumber
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.10,0:01:05.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can do anything dumber than him
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.42,0:01:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, you can't!\N- Yeah, I can.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.70,0:01:08.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, you can't!\N- Yeah, I can!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.30,0:01:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quit talking crap
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.34,0:01:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And prove you're dumb, man!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.92,0:01:12.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To get around town
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.03,0:01:13.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can ace this race
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.27,0:01:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I roll down the street
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.43,0:01:15.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With shopping carts as skates
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.83,0:01:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I always take first dates
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.25,0:01:18.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To da club with my mom
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.58,0:01:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I run through airports
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.89,0:01:21.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Screaming about my lip balm
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.35,0:01:22.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think that's dumb?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.49,0:01:23.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That ain't sh*t , son
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.76,0:01:25.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I misplaced my hammer
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.16,0:01:26.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I used a nail gun
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.68,0:01:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blow dry my hair
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.72,0:01:29.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While I take a nap in the bath
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.19,0:01:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stuck my tongue to a frozen pole
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.44,0:01:32.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it hecka sucked ass
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.11,0:01:34.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything you can do, I can do dumber
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.58,0:01:37.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can do anything dumber than you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.06,0:01:38.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, you can't!\N- Yeah, I can.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.41,0:01:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, you can't!\N- Yeah, I can.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.76,0:01:41.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quit talking crap
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.02,0:01:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And prove you're dumb, man
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.64,0:01:44.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dumb, dumb, dumb
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.59,0:01:47.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.29,0:01:47.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DUMB!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.90,0:01:48.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forgot to put lemons
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.87,0:01:50.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my lemon meringue pie
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.12,0:01:50.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DUMB!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.62,0:01:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold my breath through a tunnel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.82,0:01:52.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And almost died
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.95,0:01:53.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DUMB!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.42,0:01:55.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Siphoned gas out of a septic tank
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.41,0:01:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DUMB!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.92,0:01:56.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tagged myself in a selfi
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.88,0:01:58.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I tried to rob a bank
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.14,0:01:58.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DUMB!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.59,0:01:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lit fireworks in my room
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.60,0:02:00.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To hear them go pop
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.79,0:02:01.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DUMB!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.27,0:02:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Built a fully functional humanoid robot
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.88,0:02:06.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, dude...that's not dumb at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.18,0:02:07.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's actually kind of brilliant.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.88,0:02:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.10,0:02:11.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pee into a bottle and give it to a cop
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.95,0:02:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ominous music)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.17,0:02:23.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chuckling)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.05,0:02:25.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything you can do, I can do dumber
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.44,0:02:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can do anything dumber than you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.84,0:02:29.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, you can't!\N- Yeah, I can.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.31,0:02:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, you can't.\N- Yeah, I can.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.76,0:02:31.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quit talking crap
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.79,0:02:33.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And prove you're dumb, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.27,0:02:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can eat my phone
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.30,0:02:35.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To take a pic of my heart
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.78,0:02:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can scratch my own back
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.13,0:02:38.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause I cut off my arm
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.51,0:02:41.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give a scary biker a free prostate exam
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.02,0:02:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To impress a hitchiker
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.40,0:02:43.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I lit my fart inside a van
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.94,0:02:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?!\N- What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.20,0:02:48.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(explosion)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.57,0:02:49.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(coughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.49,0:02:50.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it! \NLemme out.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.81,0:02:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me out of the van.\NI would rather walk
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.70,0:02:54.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than be with you two dumbasses.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.09,0:03:04.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, dude, the poor guy left his phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.90,0:03:06.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.16,0:03:09.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screeching)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.78,0:03:12.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, dude, this isn't his phone.\NThis is just my old croissant.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.57,0:03:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where the hell is he?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.71,0:03:17.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, that guy must be freaking fast!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.94,0:03:20.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's like an Olympic runner or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.13,0:03:29.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.81,0:03:32.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Anthony) Hey, guys. If you want\Nto go to Dumb and Dumber 2 movie premiere
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.92,0:03:34.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with Ian and me, \Nwe're holding a sweepstakes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.57,0:03:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just tweet #smoshdumbto to enter\Nfor a chance to win.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.58,0:03:39.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And huge thanks to Dumb and Dumber 2\Nfor letting us use
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.94,0:03:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that awesome Mutt Cuts van.\NThat thing is fricking awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.42,0:03:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make sure to watch the movie\Nwhen it comes out in theatures
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.16,0:03:46.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on November 14th.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.82,0:03:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And to see bloopers \Nfrom this video, and this:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.49,0:03:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Click the video on the right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.98,0:03:58.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah, and of course you guys\Nwant to download that song,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.21,0:04:00.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so click the box right here.\NClicking that subscribe button
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.68,0:04:02.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would be really dumb.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.79,0:04:04.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never mind, that would be pretty genius.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.84,0:04:07.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything you can do, I can do dumber.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.53,0:04:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can do anything dumber than you.