1 00:00:01,021 --> 00:00:03,522 (Anthony) So you're saying there's a chance? 2 00:00:03,522 --> 00:00:04,854 (Ian) SHUT UP!! 3 00:00:06,239 --> 00:00:10,552 (folk music) 4 00:00:17,148 --> 00:00:20,586 Oh my god, dude. You want to pick up that hitchhiker? 5 00:00:21,266 --> 00:00:22,486 Yeah! 6 00:00:24,952 --> 00:00:26,675 (coughing) 7 00:00:31,842 --> 00:00:34,195 Hey, do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? 8 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:39,891 (screeching) 9 00:00:39,891 --> 00:00:42,257 GUYS! Guys, guys! 10 00:00:42,837 --> 00:00:45,935 Can we just listen to the radio or something? 11 00:00:47,015 --> 00:00:52,439 Ooh. Maybe he wants to hear the most annoying song in the world. 12 00:00:52,439 --> 00:00:54,531 Ooh, I don't think you're going to like this one. 13 00:00:54,531 --> 00:00:55,767 Uh-huh. 14 00:00:55,767 --> 00:01:00,336 Smosh Presents: Anything You Can Do I Can Do Dumber 15 00:01:00,336 --> 00:01:03,098 Anything he can do, I can do dumber 16 00:01:03,098 --> 00:01:05,421 I can do anything dumber than him 17 00:01:05,421 --> 00:01:06,705 - No, you can't! - Yeah, I can. 18 00:01:06,705 --> 00:01:08,302 - No, you can't! - Yeah, I can! 19 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:09,343 Quit talking crap 20 00:01:09,343 --> 00:01:10,924 And prove you're dumb, man! 21 00:01:10,924 --> 00:01:12,030 To get around town 22 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,267 I can ace this race 23 00:01:13,267 --> 00:01:14,429 I roll down the street 24 00:01:14,429 --> 00:01:15,833 With shopping carts as skates 25 00:01:15,833 --> 00:01:17,254 I always take first dates 26 00:01:17,254 --> 00:01:18,575 To da club with my mom 27 00:01:18,575 --> 00:01:19,886 I run through airports 28 00:01:19,886 --> 00:01:21,350 Screaming about my lip balm 29 00:01:21,350 --> 00:01:22,493 You think that's dumb? 30 00:01:22,493 --> 00:01:23,756 That ain't sh*t , son 31 00:01:23,756 --> 00:01:25,157 I misplaced my hammer 32 00:01:25,157 --> 00:01:26,682 So I used a nail gun 33 00:01:26,682 --> 00:01:27,717 Blow dry my hair 34 00:01:27,717 --> 00:01:29,187 While I take a nap in the bath 35 00:01:29,187 --> 00:01:30,435 I stuck my tongue to a frozen pole 36 00:01:30,435 --> 00:01:32,108 And it hecka sucked ass 37 00:01:32,108 --> 00:01:34,585 Anything you can do, I can do dumber 38 00:01:34,585 --> 00:01:37,056 I can do anything dumber than you 39 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:38,414 - No, you can't! - Yeah, I can. 40 00:01:38,414 --> 00:01:39,756 - No, you can't! - Yeah, I can. 41 00:01:39,756 --> 00:01:41,021 Quit talking crap 42 00:01:41,021 --> 00:01:42,640 And prove you're dumb, man 43 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,593 Dumb, dumb, dumb 44 00:01:44,593 --> 00:01:47,294 Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb 45 00:01:47,294 --> 00:01:47,900 DUMB! 46 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:48,874 Forgot to put lemons 47 00:01:48,874 --> 00:01:50,119 In my lemon meringue pie 48 00:01:50,119 --> 00:01:50,623 DUMB! 49 00:01:50,623 --> 00:01:51,820 Hold my breath through a tunnel 50 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:52,954 And almost died 51 00:01:52,954 --> 00:01:53,425 DUMB! 52 00:01:53,425 --> 00:01:55,408 Siphoned gas out of a septic tank 53 00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:55,922 DUMB! 54 00:01:55,922 --> 00:01:56,885 Tagged myself in a selfi 55 00:01:56,885 --> 00:01:58,139 When I tried to rob a bank 56 00:01:58,139 --> 00:01:58,591 DUMB! 57 00:01:58,591 --> 00:01:59,596 Lit fireworks in my room 58 00:01:59,596 --> 00:02:00,788 To hear them go pop 59 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:01,268 DUMB! 60 00:02:01,268 --> 00:02:03,879 Built a fully functional humanoid robot 61 00:02:03,879 --> 00:02:06,182 Uh, dude...that's not dumb at all. 62 00:02:06,182 --> 00:02:07,878 That's actually kind of brilliant. 63 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:09,095 Oh, uh... 64 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:11,288 Pee into a bottle and give it to a cop 65 00:02:12,948 --> 00:02:22,171 (ominous music) 66 00:02:22,171 --> 00:02:23,052 (chuckling) 67 00:02:23,052 --> 00:02:25,436 Anything you can do, I can do dumber 68 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:27,839 I can do anything dumber than you 69 00:02:27,839 --> 00:02:29,312 - No, you can't! - Yeah, I can. 70 00:02:29,312 --> 00:02:30,755 - No, you can't. - Yeah, I can. 71 00:02:30,755 --> 00:02:31,788 Quit talking crap 72 00:02:31,788 --> 00:02:33,270 And prove you're dumb, man. 73 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:34,296 I can eat my phone 74 00:02:34,296 --> 00:02:35,780 To take a pic of my heart 75 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,128 I can scratch my own back 76 00:02:37,128 --> 00:02:38,507 'Cause I cut off my arm 77 00:02:38,507 --> 00:02:41,024 Give a scary biker a free prostate exam 78 00:02:41,024 --> 00:02:42,399 To impress a hitchiker 79 00:02:42,399 --> 00:02:43,940 I lit my fart inside a van 80 00:02:43,940 --> 00:02:45,203 - What?! - What?! 81 00:02:45,203 --> 00:02:48,573 (explosion) 82 00:02:48,573 --> 00:02:49,491 (coughing) 83 00:02:49,491 --> 00:02:50,813 That's it! Lemme out. 84 00:02:50,813 --> 00:02:52,705 Let me out of the van. I would rather walk 85 00:02:52,705 --> 00:02:54,589 than be with you two dumbasses. 86 00:03:03,089 --> 00:03:04,903 Ah, dude, the poor guy left his phone. 87 00:03:04,903 --> 00:03:06,508 Oh, I got it. 88 00:03:08,158 --> 00:03:09,785 (screeching) 89 00:03:09,785 --> 00:03:12,573 Oh, dude, this isn't his phone. This is just my old croissant. 90 00:03:12,573 --> 00:03:14,836 Where the hell is he? 91 00:03:15,706 --> 00:03:17,939 Man, that guy must be freaking fast! 92 00:03:17,939 --> 00:03:20,209 He's like an Olympic runner or something. 93 00:03:27,129 --> 00:03:29,008 (groaning) 94 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,915 (Anthony) Hey, guys. If you want to go to Dumb and Dumber 2 movie premiere 95 00:03:32,915 --> 00:03:34,566 with Ian and me, we're holding a sweepstakes. 96 00:03:34,566 --> 00:03:37,576 Just tweet #smoshdumbto to enter for a chance to win. 97 00:03:37,576 --> 00:03:39,940 And huge thanks to Dumb and Dumber 2 for letting us use 98 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:43,419 that awesome Mutt Cuts van. That thing is fricking awesome. 99 00:03:43,419 --> 00:03:45,159 Make sure to watch the movie when it comes out in theatures 100 00:03:45,159 --> 00:03:46,815 on November 14th. 101 00:03:46,815 --> 00:03:49,681 And to see bloopers from this video, and this: 102 00:03:54,491 --> 00:03:55,981 Click the video on the right. 103 00:03:55,981 --> 00:03:58,206 Oh yeah, and of course you guys want to download that song, 104 00:03:58,206 --> 00:04:00,683 so click the box right here. Clicking that subscribe button 105 00:04:00,683 --> 00:04:02,793 would be really dumb. 106 00:04:02,793 --> 00:04:04,839 Never mind, that would be pretty genius. 107 00:04:04,839 --> 00:04:07,530 Anything you can do, I can do dumber. 108 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:09,819 I can do anything dumber than you.