(Anthony) So you're saying there's a chance?
(Ian) SHUT UP!!
(folk music)
Oh my god, dude. You want to pick up that hitchhiker?
Yeah!
(coughing)
Hey, do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
(screeching)
GUYS! Guys, guys!
Can we just listen to the radio or something?
Ooh. Maybe he wants to hear the most annoying song in the world.
Ooh, I don't think you're going to like this one.
Uh-huh.
Smosh Presents: Anything You Can Do I Can Do Dumber
Anything he can do, I can do dumber
I can do anything dumber than him
- No, you can't! - Yeah, I can.
- No, you can't! - Yeah, I can!
Quit talking crap
And prove you're dumb, man!
To get around town
I can ace this race
I roll down the street
With shopping carts as skates
I always take first dates
To da club with my mom
I run through airports
Screaming about my lip balm
You think that's dumb?
That ain't sh*t , son
I misplaced my hammer
So I used a nail gun
Blow dry my hair
While I take a nap in the bath
I stuck my tongue to a frozen pole
And it hecka sucked ass
Anything you can do, I can do dumber
I can do anything dumber than you
- No, you can't! - Yeah, I can.
Quit talking crap
And prove you're dumb, man
Dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
DUMB!
Forgot to put lemons
In my lemon meringue pie
DUMB!
Hold my breath through a tunnel
And almost died
DUMB!
Siphoned gas out of a septic tank
DUMB!
Tagged myself in a selfi
When I tried to rob a bank
DUMB!
Lit fireworks in my room
To hear them go pop
DUMB!
Built a fully functional humanoid robot
Uh, dude...that's not dumb at all.
That's actually kind of brilliant.
Oh, uh...
Pee into a bottle and give it to a cop
(ominous music)
(chuckling)
Anything you can do, I can do dumber
I can do anything dumber than you
- No, you can't! - Yeah, I can.
- No, you can't. - Yeah, I can.
Quit talking crap
And prove you're dumb, man.
I can eat my phone
To take a pic of my heart
I can scratch my own back
'Cause I cut off my arm
Give a scary biker a free prostate exam
To impress a hitchiker
I lit my fart inside a van
- What?! - What?!
(explosion)
(coughing)
That's it! Lemme out.
Let me out of the van. I would rather walk
than be with you two dumbasses.
Ah, dude, the poor guy left his phone.
Oh, I got it.
(screeching)
Oh, dude, this isn't his phone. This is just my old croissant.
Where the hell is he?
Man, that guy must be freaking fast!
He's like an Olympic runner or something.
(groaning)
(Anthony) Hey, guys. If you want to go to Dumb and Dumber 2 movie premiere
with Ian and me, we're holding a sweepstakes.
Just tweet #smoshdumbto to enter for a chance to win.
And huge thanks to Dumb and Dumber 2 for letting us use
that awesome Mutt Cuts van. That thing is fricking awesome.
Make sure to watch the movie when it comes out in theatures
on November 14th.
And to see bloopers from this video, and this:
Click the video on the right.
Oh yeah, and of course you guys want to download that song,
so click the box right here. Clicking that subscribe button
would be really dumb.
Never mind, that would be pretty genius.
Anything you can do, I can do dumber.
I can do anything dumber than you.