Third Month Mania - What Is the Greatest Donald Trump Tweet of All Time?

To find President Trump's all-time greatest tweet, Hasan Minhaj and Roy Wood Jr. ask viewers to pit his comments against each other in an online bracket tournament.

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It's March, people,
which means March Madness.

And here at The Daily Show,

we have our own
bracket tournament,

which we call Third Month Mania

because our lawyers say it's
generic enough to not get sued.

Uh, now, our tournament
isn't about basketball.

It's about something
much more important:

Donald Trump's tweets.

Insults, conspiracy theories,
weird punctuation.

All right, and so this year,
on ThirdMonthMania.com,

you can vote to decide

which is the single greatest
Donald Trump tweet of all time.

There are some crazy ones.

For more, let's go
to Roy Wood Jr. and Hasan Minhaj

to help break down the brackets.

(cheers and applause)

-Yeah!
-Oh...!

Hey. Welcome to another
Third Month Mania, guys.

-Yes. -Roy, this is going to be
an amazing tournament.

-Oh, it sure is, Hasan.
-(whoops)

What Donald Trump tweet
is the greatest?

Ooh, not an easy question.

-This is a man who has tweeted
nearly 35,000 times. -Mmm.

And in order to narrow it down
to our 64 contenders,

we had to read through
every single one of his tweets.

Sometimes I still see them
when I close my eyes.

Let's talk about the four
divisions this year, all right?

-Yeah, yeah.
-We've got celebrity tweets,

tweets about Trump's enemies,

government affairs,

and a bunch of random (bleep)
we call WTF.

Four very competitive
Trump tweet regions, Hasan.

So, let's start
in the celebrity region

where the number one seat

is Trump
going right at his biggest foe,

-Rosie O'Donnell, baby.
-Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

"Sorry, @Rosie
is a mentally sick woman,

"a bully, a dummy
and, above all, a loser.

Other than that,
she's just wonderful."

-Ooh!
-(laughter)

Just an incredible flurry of
insults in just 140 characters.

-I love how he tries
to redeem it at the end. -Hmm.

You know, it's like my dad says.

"Hasan, you're dumb,
a disappointment to our family,

"and a disgrace to everyone,

but technically,
you're still my son."

(laughter)

Damn, that's cold, man.

Ah, man, for an Indian family,
that's a lullaby, baby.

-(laughter) -I love you, Pop!
-Ah, cool.

Well, in round one,

-that Rosie tweet
is up against Miley Cyrus. -Mm.

"@Miley Cyrus is
on a very triky..."

-Not "tricky." No "C."
-(laughter)

"...and slippery path.

"Right now, the right moves
will lead to greatness,

the wrong moves
to oblivion. Guidance."

-Guidance!
-(laughter)

All caps.

Wait. Is he giving the guidance?
Is that how...?

No, I think

he's actually describing
the concept of guidance.

Maybe he thinks
you just yell out "guidance"

when someone needs help.

-Guidance!
-Guidance!

-Guidance! -Guidance!

-You know,
it's a triky situation. -Indeed.

But I think the Rosie tweet's
gonna come out on top. Yeah.

-Top seed for a good reason.
-Mm-hmm.

Go to ThirdMonthMania.com now
and vote.

But let's move on to the
government affairs region,

where the key match-up is all
about the electoral college.

-Right.
-In 2012, Trump called it

"a disaster for democracy."

Okay, 2016, four years later,
he says,

"The Electoral College
is actually genius."

(laughter)

Oh, this is classic
Trump tweeting.

Dude takes two sides
on every single issue.

Knows there's a paper trail,
doesn't give a (bleep).

-(laughter) -Oh, which one
of these is going to win, Hasan?

You know, I don't know, man,
but this time,

it's up to you guys,

and this time, the popular vote
actually matters.

-Oh, satire!
-(groaning, laughing)

Now, over in the WTF region
is my personal favorite tweet

to go all the way.

"I would like to extend
my best wishes to all,

"even the haters and losers

on this special day,
September 11th."

(audience groaning)

⪠And the rockets' red glare,
the bombs bursting in air... âŞ

I mean, what can you even
say here?

-Here is a man...
-Mm-hmm.

...who truly understands
the spirit of 9/11.

Patriotism, unity

and letting them haters know,
I see your ass!

-(laughter)
-I see you.

And finally,
there is the enemies' region

where my money is
on this classic.

"Barney Frank looked
disgusting--

"nipples protruding-- in
his blue shirt before Congress.

-Very, very disrespectful."
-(laughter)

I don't even know
what that means.

I don't know
what the (bleep) it means!

I don't know.
You know, it's...

A Congressman's nipples

once disrespected
our feature president!

-Look at him!
-Oh, Roy, come...

Roy, you can't hold
a man accountable

for what his nipples do!

-(laughter)
-Uh, you're right. You're right.

That's why I tape mine down
before we film.

-(laughter)
-Guidance! Hey!

-Guidance.
-Yeah, yeah.

-(laughter)
-This...

(laughter)

So now it's up to you at home
to decide which tweets advance

-to the round of 32.
-The first round is now open.

Go vote online
at ThirdMonthMania.com

-and share your pics
with your friends. -And hurry up

before Trump tweets
some more crazy (bleep).