0:00:01.240,0:00:04.570 It's March, people,[br]which means March Madness. 0:00:04.603,0:00:05.905 And here at The Daily Show, 0:00:05.938,0:00:08.031 we have our own[br]bracket tournament, 0:00:08.023,0:00:10.912 which we call Third Month Mania 0:00:10.976,0:00:13.033 because our lawyers say it's[br]generic enough to not get sued. 0:00:13.579,0:00:15.915 Uh, now, our tournament[br]isn't about basketball. 0:00:15.948,0:00:17.750 It's about something[br]much more important: 0:00:17.783,0:00:19.752 Donald Trump's tweets. 0:00:19.785,0:00:23.056 Insults, conspiracy theories,[br]weird punctuation. 0:00:23.089,0:00:26.692 All right, and so this year,[br]on ThirdMonthMania.com, 0:00:26.725,0:00:28.961 you can vote to decide 0:00:28.994,0:00:33.699 which is the single greatest[br]Donald Trump tweet of all time. 0:00:33.732,0:00:35.435 There are some crazy ones. 0:00:35.468,0:00:38.071 For more, let's go[br]to Roy Wood Jr. and Hasan Minhaj 0:00:38.104,0:00:39.705 to help break down the brackets. 0:00:39.738,0:00:43.609 (cheers and applause) 0:00:43.642,0:00:45.244 -Yeah![br]-Oh...! 0:00:45.277,0:00:49.415 Hey. Welcome to another[br]Third Month Mania, guys. 0:00:49.448,0:00:51.545 -Yes. -Roy, this is going to be[br]an amazing tournament. 0:00:52.451,0:00:54.487 -Oh, it sure is, Hasan.[br]-(whoops) 0:00:54.052,0:00:56.119 What Donald Trump tweet[br]is the greatest? 0:00:57.223,0:00:58.591 Ooh, not an easy question. 0:00:58.624,0:01:03.062 -This is a man who has tweeted[br]nearly 35,000 times. -Mmm. 0:01:03.095,0:01:06.499 And in order to narrow it down[br]to our 64 contenders, 0:01:06.532,0:01:10.770 we had to read through[br]every single one of his tweets. 0:01:10.803,0:01:14.707 Sometimes I still see them[br]when I close my eyes. 0:01:14.074,0:01:16.177 Let's talk about the four[br]divisions this year, all right? 0:01:16.876,0:01:19.512 -Yeah, yeah.[br]-We've got celebrity tweets, 0:01:19.545,0:01:21.247 tweets about Trump's enemies, 0:01:21.028,0:01:22.163 government affairs, 0:01:22.448,0:01:25.505 and a bunch of random (bleep)[br]we call WTF. 0:01:26.051,0:01:29.355 Four very competitive[br]Trump tweet regions, Hasan. 0:01:29.388,0:01:30.957 So, let's start[br]in the celebrity region 0:01:30.099,0:01:31.734 where the number one seat 0:01:32.658,0:01:34.594 is Trump[br]going right at his biggest foe, 0:01:34.627,0:01:37.196 -Rosie O'Donnell, baby.[br]-Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 0:01:37.229,0:01:40.633 "Sorry, @Rosie[br]is a mentally sick woman, 0:01:40.666,0:01:44.137 "a bully, a dummy[br]and, above all, a loser. 0:01:44.017,0:01:46.019 Other than that,[br]she's just wonderful." 0:01:46.205,0:01:47.640 -Ooh![br]-(laughter) 0:01:47.673,0:01:51.277 Just an incredible flurry of[br]insults in just 140 characters. 0:01:51.031,0:01:53.108 -I love how he tries[br]to redeem it at the end. -Hmm. 0:01:54.113,0:01:55.615 You know, it's like my dad says. 0:01:55.648,0:01:57.383 "Hasan, you're dumb,[br]a disappointment to our family, 0:01:57.416,0:01:58.618 "and a disgrace to everyone, 0:01:58.651,0:02:00.686 but technically,[br]you're still my son." 0:02:00.719,0:02:02.088 (laughter) 0:02:02.121,0:02:03.489 Damn, that's cold, man. 0:02:03.522,0:02:05.825 Ah, man, for an Indian family,[br]that's a lullaby, baby. 0:02:05.858,0:02:08.193 -(laughter) -I love you, Pop![br]-Ah, cool. 0:02:08.227,0:02:09.495 Well, in round one, 0:02:09.527,0:02:12.331 -that Rosie tweet[br]is up against Miley Cyrus. -Mm. 0:02:12.364,0:02:15.368 "@Miley Cyrus is[br]on a very triky..." 0:02:15.401,0:02:17.603 -Not "tricky." No "C."[br]-(laughter) 0:02:17.636,0:02:19.338 "...and slippery path. 0:02:19.371,0:02:22.175 "Right now, the right moves[br]will lead to greatness, 0:02:22.208,0:02:24.810 the wrong moves[br]to oblivion. Guidance." 0:02:24.843,0:02:26.679 -Guidance![br]-(laughter) 0:02:26.712,0:02:27.947 All caps. 0:02:27.098,0:02:29.834 Wait. Is he giving the guidance?[br]Is that how...? 0:02:30.749,0:02:31.984 No, I think 0:02:32.017,0:02:34.020 he's actually describing[br]the concept of guidance. 0:02:34.053,0:02:35.922 Maybe he thinks[br]you just yell out "guidance" 0:02:35.955,0:02:37.390 when someone needs help. 0:02:37.423,0:02:38.624 -Guidance![br]-Guidance! 0:02:38.657,0:02:39.959 -Guidance! -Guidance! 0:02:39.992,0:02:41.827 -You know,[br]it's a triky situation. -Indeed. 0:02:41.086,0:02:44.190 But I think the Rosie tweet's[br]gonna come out on top. Yeah. 0:02:44.997,0:02:46.899 -Top seed for a good reason.[br]-Mm-hmm. 0:02:46.932,0:02:49.435 Go to ThirdMonthMania.com now[br]and vote. 0:02:49.468,0:02:51.971 But let's move on to the[br]government affairs region, 0:02:52.004,0:02:54.061 where the key match-up is all[br]about the electoral college. 0:02:54.607,0:02:56.209 -Right.[br]-In 2012, Trump called it 0:02:56.242,0:02:58.744 "a disaster for democracy." 0:02:58.777,0:03:01.914 Okay, 2016, four years later,[br]he says, 0:03:01.947,0:03:05.184 "The Electoral College[br]is actually genius." 0:03:05.217,0:03:06.552 (laughter) 0:03:06.585,0:03:08.421 Oh, this is classic[br]Trump tweeting. 0:03:08.454,0:03:11.023 Dude takes two sides[br]on every single issue. 0:03:11.056,0:03:13.192 Knows there's a paper trail,[br]doesn't give a (bleep). 0:03:13.225,0:03:16.128 -(laughter) -Oh, which one[br]of these is going to win, Hasan? 0:03:16.161,0:03:18.188 You know, I don't know, man,[br]but this time, 0:03:18.464,0:03:20.099 it's up to you guys, 0:03:20.132,0:03:22.034 and this time, the popular vote[br]actually matters. 0:03:22.067,0:03:25.004 -Oh, satire![br]-(groaning, laughing) 0:03:25.037,0:03:27.114 Now, over in the WTF region[br]is my personal favorite tweet 0:03:27.084,0:03:28.719 to go all the way. 0:03:29.508,0:03:32.445 "I would like to extend[br]my best wishes to all, 0:03:32.478,0:03:34.480 "even the haters and losers 0:03:34.513,0:03:36.610 on this special day,[br]September 11th." 0:03:37.516,0:03:39.518 (audience groaning) 0:03:39.551,0:03:42.655 ⪠And the rockets' red glare,[br]the bombs bursting in air... ⪠0:03:42.688,0:03:44.156 I mean, what can you even[br]say here? 0:03:44.189,0:03:45.925 -Here is a man...[br]-Mm-hmm. 0:03:45.958,0:03:48.961 ...who truly understands[br]the spirit of 9/11. 0:03:48.994,0:03:52.365 Patriotism, unity 0:03:52.398,0:03:55.134 and letting them haters know,[br]I see your ass! 0:03:55.167,0:03:57.169 -(laughter)[br]-I see you. 0:03:57.202,0:03:59.739 And finally,[br]there is the enemies' region 0:03:59.772,0:04:01.707 where my money is[br]on this classic. 0:04:01.074,0:04:02.843 "Barney Frank looked[br]disgusting-- 0:04:03.542,0:04:06.479 "nipples protruding-- in[br]his blue shirt before Congress. 0:04:06.512,0:04:09.548 -Very, very disrespectful."[br]-(laughter) 0:04:09.581,0:04:11.117 I don't even know[br]what that means. 0:04:11.015,0:04:12.683 I don't know[br]what the (bleep) it means! 0:04:12.851,0:04:14.720 I don't know.[br]You know, it's... 0:04:14.753,0:04:16.721 A Congressman's nipples 0:04:16.755,0:04:19.091 once disrespected[br]our feature president! 0:04:19.124,0:04:20.526 -Look at him![br]-Oh, Roy, come... 0:04:20.559,0:04:22.261 Roy, you can't hold[br]a man accountable 0:04:22.294,0:04:23.396 for what his nipples do! 0:04:23.429,0:04:25.431 -(laughter)[br]-Uh, you're right. You're right. 0:04:25.464,0:04:27.533 That's why I tape mine down[br]before we film. 0:04:27.566,0:04:29.335 -(laughter)[br]-Guidance! Hey! 0:04:29.368,0:04:30.936 -Guidance.[br]-Yeah, yeah. 0:04:30.969,0:04:32.471 -(laughter)[br]-This... 0:04:32.504,0:04:34.273 (laughter) 0:04:34.306,0:04:37.243 So now it's up to you at home[br]to decide which tweets advance 0:04:37.276,0:04:39.745 -to the round of 32.[br]-The first round is now open. 0:04:39.778,0:04:42.882 Go vote online[br]at ThirdMonthMania.com 0:04:42.915,0:04:45.451 -and share your pics[br]with your friends. -And hurry up 0:04:45.484,0:04:48.350 before Trump tweets[br]some more crazy (bleep).