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Villager News 2 (Minecraft Animation)

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    (villagers mumbling tune)
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    Villager News!
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    No, you are all mistaken. This is Villager News TWO!
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    You are all fired!
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    I thought it was number one..
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    (sniffles)
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    Alright, you can stay.
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    Yay!
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    (purring)
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    Who's a good Villager?
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    I'm a good Villager!
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    Yes you are!
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    Today's News! The winning lottery numbers are out.
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    The winning numbers are: One, Four, Seventeen,
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    Five Hundred and Forty Eight, the letter M,
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    and a drawing of a dog. I'd like to see who wins that.
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    Oh my God, I won. I won!
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    (singsongy) I won! I won! I won!
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    Villager Number 4: Someone get him out!
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    Security: Get out!
    Ow!
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    Why would you d-
    Security: Get out! Get out now.
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    Uh, uh- okay I'm going.
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    A fellow Villager has somehow enchanted himself.
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    In my opinion, he's a witch! He should be burned.
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    Audience: You're not supposed to have an opinion.
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    Your face isn't supposed to have an opinion!
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    One of our citizens has been reunited with a stack of wood,
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    which was allegedly stolen from him.
    (glass screeching)
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    Sign Villager: I don't like this!
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    Hey!
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    And the answer to the age-old question:
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    Just how does my moustache look so good?
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    Breaking News! A citizen has failed to return his library book on time.
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    We're now going live to Villager Number 9, who is joining..
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    ..a team of specialists in their pursuit of the stolen book.
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    Thank you Villager Number 4.
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    As you can see, we're preparing to breach the premises of the fugitive.
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    (door cracks open)
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    We're in. Move out!
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    We'll provide you with music from our mouths.
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    (villagers humming suspenseful music)
    SWAT Villagers: Clear!
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    SWAT Villagers: Clear!
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    (in background) Uh, I think I got something.
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    Move it!
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    Naked Villager: What the!?
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    (Naked Villager screams)
    What's going on!?
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    It's not him. Move out!
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    Moving out!
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    Ready?
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    Ready.
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    (door bursts open)
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    I've got visuals on three violators!
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    This place is crawling with them!
    (villagers chattering)
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    (villagers chattering)
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    Get them!
    (villagers chattering)
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    (villagers chattering)
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    (villagers screaming)
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    The horse made me do it!
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    (horse huffs)
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    SWAT Villager: There's another one. Get him!
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    Criminal Villager: You'll never take me alive!
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    SWAT Villager: Aww, he got away.
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    Move out!
    Were any of those the targets?
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    (villagers chattering)
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    What's the situation?
    (villagers chattering)
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    It's locked! I can't get in.
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    I'm coming!! Move out of the way!
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    (thumps) Take cover!
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    (fuse cracking)
    (villager beeping)
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    (villager beeping)
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    Moo..
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    (door slams)
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    Let's go, go, GO!
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    The target's in here
    (rubber duck squeaks)
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    (villager humming to Mission: Impossible)
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    (stamp clicks)
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    Your book has been stamped.
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    Thank you!
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    (villager continues humming)
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    SWAT Villager: Let's go. Move out!
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    Duh-luh-duh indeed. Well, it looks like our work here is done.
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    You didn't do anything!
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    Shut up!
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    Back to you in the studio.
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    Thank you Villager Number 9.
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    Well, that's it for this edition of Villager News.
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    Hey, that is my chair! Get out now.
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    Aaahhhh!
    (rapid footsteps)
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    Ah! No!
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    (villager humming tune)
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    Villager News.
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    © Element Animation 2013
    English Subtitles by @Peso255
Title:
Villager News 2 (Minecraft Animation)
Description:

English Subtitling for Element Animation's Villager News 2.
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Duration:
04:23

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