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(villagers mumbling tune)

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Villager News!

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No, you are all mistaken. This is Villager News TWO!

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You are all fired!

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I thought it was number one..

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(sniffles)

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Alright, you can stay.

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Yay!

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(purring)

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Who's a good Villager?

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I'm a good Villager!

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Yes you are!

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Today's News! The winning lottery numbers are out.

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The winning numbers are: One, Four, Seventeen,

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Five Hundred and Forty Eight, the letter M,

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and a drawing of a dog. I'd like to see who wins that.

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Oh my God, I won. I won!

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(singsongy) I won! I won! I won!

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Villager Number 4: Someone get him out!

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Security: Get out![br]Ow!

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Why would you d-[br]Security: Get out! Get out now.

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Uh, uh- okay I'm going.

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A fellow Villager has somehow enchanted himself.

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In my opinion, he's a witch! He should be burned.

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Audience: You're not supposed to have an opinion.

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Your face isn't supposed to have an opinion!

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One of our citizens has been reunited with a stack of wood,

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which was allegedly stolen from him.[br](glass screeching)

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Sign Villager: I don't like this!

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Hey!

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And the answer to the age-old question:

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Just how does my moustache look so good?

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Breaking News! A citizen has failed to return his library book on time.

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We're now going live to Villager Number 9, who is joining..

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..a team of specialists in their pursuit of the stolen book.

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Thank you Villager Number 4.

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As you can see, we're preparing to breach the premises of the fugitive.

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(door cracks open)

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We're in. Move out!

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We'll provide you with music from our mouths.

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(villagers humming suspenseful music)[br]SWAT Villagers: Clear!

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SWAT Villagers: Clear!

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(in background) Uh, I think I got something.

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Move it!

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Naked Villager: What the!?

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(Naked Villager screams)[br]What's going on!?

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It's not him. Move out!

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Moving out!

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Ready?

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Ready.

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(door bursts open)

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I've got visuals on three violators!

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This place is crawling with them![br](villagers chattering)

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(villagers chattering)

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Get them![br](villagers chattering)

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(villagers chattering)

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(villagers screaming)

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The horse made me do it!

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(horse huffs)

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SWAT Villager: There's another one. Get him!

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Criminal Villager: You'll never take me alive!

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SWAT Villager: Aww, he got away.

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Move out![br]Were any of those the targets?

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(villagers chattering)

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What's the situation?[br](villagers chattering)

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It's locked! I can't get in.

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I'm coming!! Move out of the way!

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(thumps) Take cover!

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(fuse cracking)[br](villager beeping)

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(villager beeping)

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Moo..

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(door slams)

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Let's go, go, GO!

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The target's in here[br](rubber duck squeaks)

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(villager humming to Mission: Impossible)

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(stamp clicks)

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Your book has been stamped.

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Thank you!

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(villager continues humming)

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SWAT Villager: Let's go. Move out!

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Duh-luh-duh indeed. Well, it looks like our work here is done.

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You didn't do anything!

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Shut up!

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Back to you in the studio.

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Thank you Villager Number 9.

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Well, that's it for this edition of Villager News.

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Hey, that is my chair! Get out now.

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Aaahhhh![br](rapid footsteps)

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Ah! No!

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(villager humming tune)

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Villager News.

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