WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:06.107 (villagers mumbling tune) 00:00:07.123 --> 00:00:08.810 Villager News! 00:00:09.009 --> 00:00:12.789 No, you are all mistaken. This is Villager News TWO! 00:00:12.789 --> 00:00:14.529 You are all fired! 00:00:14.529 --> 00:00:16.564 I thought it was number one.. 00:00:25.488 --> 00:00:26.471 (sniffles) 00:00:27.456 --> 00:00:28.975 Alright, you can stay. 00:00:29.237 --> 00:00:30.143 Yay! 00:00:31.205 --> 00:00:34.110 (purring) 00:00:35.541 --> 00:00:36.904 Who's a good Villager? 00:00:36.904 --> 00:00:38.486 I'm a good Villager! 00:00:38.486 --> 00:00:39.924 Yes you are! 00:00:41.571 --> 00:00:45.405 Today's News! The winning lottery numbers are out. 00:00:45.405 --> 00:00:50.655 The winning numbers are: One, Four, Seventeen, 00:00:50.655 --> 00:00:54.205 Five Hundred and Forty Eight, the letter M, 00:00:54.205 --> 00:00:58.863 and a drawing of a dog. I'd like to see who wins that. 00:00:59.109 --> 00:01:01.737 Oh my God, I won. I won! 00:01:01.737 --> 00:01:03.654 (singsongy) I won! I won! I won! 00:01:03.654 --> 00:01:05.180 Villager Number 4: Someone get him out! 00:01:05.873 --> 00:01:07.456 Security: Get out! Ow! 00:01:07.456 --> 00:01:09.487 Why would you d- Security: Get out! Get out now. 00:01:09.487 --> 00:01:11.865 Uh, uh- okay I'm going. 00:01:12.789 --> 00:01:16.039 A fellow Villager has somehow enchanted himself. 00:01:16.039 --> 00:01:19.838 In my opinion, he's a witch! He should be burned. 00:01:19.838 --> 00:01:22.206 Audience: You're not supposed to have an opinion. 00:01:22.206 --> 00:01:24.878 Your face isn't supposed to have an opinion! 00:01:26.987 --> 00:01:30.319 One of our citizens has been reunited with a stack of wood, 00:01:30.319 --> 00:01:32.586 which was allegedly stolen from him. (glass screeching) 00:01:32.586 --> 00:01:34.237 Sign Villager: I don't like this! 00:01:34.237 --> 00:01:35.653 Hey! 00:01:35.653 --> 00:01:37.705 And the answer to the age-old question: 00:01:37.705 --> 00:01:40.468 Just how does my moustache look so good? 00:01:44.623 --> 00:01:49.706 Breaking News! A citizen has failed to return his library book on time. 00:01:49.706 --> 00:01:52.570 We're now going live to Villager Number 9, who is joining.. 00:01:52.570 --> 00:01:55.755 ..a team of specialists in their pursuit of the stolen book. 00:01:55.755 --> 00:01:57.956 Thank you Villager Number 4. 00:01:57.956 --> 00:02:02.237 As you can see, we're preparing to breach the premises of the fugitive. 00:02:03.944 --> 00:02:04.854 (door cracks open) 00:02:04.854 --> 00:02:06.558 We're in. Move out! 00:02:07.004 --> 00:02:09.350 We'll provide you with music from our mouths. 00:02:09.534 --> 00:02:10.736 (villagers humming suspenseful music) SWAT Villagers: Clear! 00:02:10.736 --> 00:02:12.822 SWAT Villagers: Clear! 00:02:12.822 --> 00:02:15.407 (in background) Uh, I think I got something. NOTE Paragraph 00:02:15.407 --> 00:02:16.590 Move it! 00:02:18.513 --> 00:02:19.589 Naked Villager: What the!? 00:02:19.758 --> 00:02:22.155 (Naked Villager screams) What's going on!? 00:02:22.155 --> 00:02:23.670 It's not him. Move out! 00:02:23.670 --> 00:02:25.039 Moving out! 00:02:26.438 --> 00:02:27.088 Ready? 00:02:27.088 --> 00:02:27.735 Ready. 00:02:28.258 --> 00:02:29.206 (door bursts open) 00:02:29.206 --> 00:02:31.117 I've got visuals on three violators! 00:02:31.117 --> 00:02:33.114 This place is crawling with them! (villagers chattering) 00:02:33.114 --> 00:02:33.683 (villagers chattering) 00:02:33.683 --> 00:02:34.527 Get them! (villagers chattering) 00:02:34.527 --> 00:02:35.250 (villagers chattering) 00:02:35.835 --> 00:02:37.650 (villagers screaming) 00:02:39.481 --> 00:02:41.040 The horse made me do it! 00:02:41.885 --> 00:02:42.890 (horse huffs) 00:02:43.506 --> 00:02:45.157 SWAT Villager: There's another one. Get him! 00:02:45.373 --> 00:02:47.159 Criminal Villager: You'll never take me alive! 00:02:48.006 --> 00:02:49.866 SWAT Villager: Aww, he got away. 00:02:49.866 --> 00:02:52.154 Move out! Were any of those the targets? 00:02:52.154 --> 00:02:53.319 (villagers chattering) 00:02:53.319 --> 00:02:54.962 What's the situation? (villagers chattering) 00:02:54.962 --> 00:02:56.945 It's locked! I can't get in. 00:02:56.945 --> 00:03:01.475 I'm coming!! Move out of the way! 00:03:01.475 --> 00:03:02.478 (thumps) Take cover! 00:03:03.173 --> 00:03:04.716 (fuse cracking) (villager beeping) 00:03:04.716 --> 00:03:06.569 (villager beeping) 00:03:06.569 --> 00:03:07.699 Moo.. 00:03:07.899 --> 00:03:08.696 (door slams) 00:03:08.696 --> 00:03:10.229 Let's go, go, GO! 00:03:10.229 --> 00:03:11.862 The target's in here (rubber duck squeaks) 00:03:12.368 --> 00:03:17.609 (villager humming to Mission: Impossible) 00:03:19.009 --> 00:03:19.988 (stamp clicks) 00:03:19.988 --> 00:03:21.287 Your book has been stamped. 00:03:21.609 --> 00:03:22.945 Thank you! 00:03:22.945 --> 00:03:25.755 (villager continues humming) 00:03:26.248 --> 00:03:27.738 SWAT Villager: Let's go. Move out! 00:03:27.738 --> 00:03:31.164 Duh-luh-duh indeed. Well, it looks like our work here is done. 00:03:31.778 --> 00:03:33.135 You didn't do anything! 00:03:33.135 --> 00:03:34.362 Shut up! 00:03:34.362 --> 00:03:36.113 Back to you in the studio. 00:03:37.881 --> 00:03:40.111 Thank you Villager Number 9. 00:03:40.111 --> 00:03:42.990 Well, that's it for this edition of Villager News. 00:03:43.667 --> 00:03:46.781 Hey, that is my chair! Get out now. 00:03:47.135 --> 00:03:48.696 Aaahhhh! (rapid footsteps) 00:03:48.942 --> 00:03:51.075 Ah! No! 00:03:51.445 --> 00:03:55.113 (villager humming tune) 00:03:55.529 --> 00:03:57.149 Villager News. 00:03:57.581 --> 00:04:02.580 © Element Animation 2013 English Subtitles by @Peso255