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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:06.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(villagers mumbling tune)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.12,0:00:08.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Villager News!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.01,0:00:12.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you are all mistaken. This is Villager News TWO!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.79,0:00:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are all fired!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.53,0:00:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought it was number one..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.49,0:00:26.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sniffles)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.46,0:00:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, you can stay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.24,0:00:30.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.20,0:00:34.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(purring)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.54,0:00:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's a good Villager?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.90,0:00:38.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a good Villager!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.49,0:00:39.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes you are!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.57,0:00:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today's News! The winning lottery numbers are out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.40,0:00:50.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The winning numbers are: One, Four, Seventeen,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:54.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Five Hundred and Forty Eight, the letter M,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.20,0:00:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a drawing of a dog. I'd like to see who wins that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.11,0:01:01.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God, I won. I won!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.74,0:01:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singsongy) I won! I won! I won!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.65,0:01:05.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Villager Number 4: Someone get him out!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.87,0:01:07.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Security: Get out!\NOw!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.46,0:01:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would you d-\NSecurity: Get out! Get out now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.49,0:01:11.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, uh- okay I'm going.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A fellow Villager has somehow enchanted himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.04,0:01:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my opinion, he's a witch! He should be burned.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.84,0:01:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Audience: You're not supposed to have an opinion.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.21,0:01:24.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your face isn't supposed to have an opinion!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.99,0:01:30.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of our citizens has been reunited with a stack of wood,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.32,0:01:32.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which was allegedly stolen from him.\N(glass screeching)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.59,0:01:34.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sign Villager: I don't like this!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.24,0:01:35.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.65,0:01:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the answer to the age-old question:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.70,0:01:40.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just how does my moustache look so good?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.62,0:01:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Breaking News! A citizen has failed to return his library book on time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.71,0:01:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're now going live to Villager Number 9, who is joining..
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.57,0:01:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..a team of specialists in their pursuit of the stolen book.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.76,0:01:57.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you Villager Number 4.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.96,0:02:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can see, we're preparing to breach the premises of the fugitive.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.94,0:02:04.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(door cracks open)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.85,0:02:06.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're in. Move out!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.00,0:02:09.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll provide you with music from our mouths.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.53,0:02:10.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(villagers humming suspenseful music)\NSWAT Villagers: Clear!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.74,0:02:12.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWAT Villagers: Clear!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.82,0:02:15.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(in background) Uh, I think I got something.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.41,0:02:16.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Move it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.51,0:02:19.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naked Villager: What the!?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.76,0:02:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Naked Villager screams)\NWhat's going on!?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.16,0:02:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not him. Move out!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.67,0:02:25.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moving out!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.44,0:02:27.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.09,0:02:27.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.26,0:02:29.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(door bursts open)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.21,0:02:31.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got visuals on three violators!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.12,0:02:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This place is crawling with them!\N(villagers chattering)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.11,0:02:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(villagers chattering)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.68,0:02:34.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get them!\N(villagers chattering)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.53,0:02:35.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(villagers chattering)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.84,0:02:37.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(villagers screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.48,0:02:41.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The horse made me do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.88,0:02:42.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(horse huffs)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.51,0:02:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWAT Villager: There's another one. Get him!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.37,0:02:47.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Criminal Villager: You'll never take me alive!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.01,0:02:49.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWAT Villager: Aww, he got away.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.87,0:02:52.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Move out!\NWere any of those the targets?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.15,0:02:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(villagers chattering)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.32,0:02:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the situation?\N(villagers chattering)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.96,0:02:56.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's locked! I can't get in.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.94,0:03:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm coming!! Move out of the way!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.48,0:03:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(thumps) Take cover!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.17,0:03:04.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fuse cracking)\N(villager beeping)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.72,0:03:06.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(villager beeping)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.57,0:03:07.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moo..
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.90,0:03:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(door slams)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.70,0:03:10.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go, go, GO!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.23,0:03:11.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The target's in here\N(rubber duck squeaks)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.37,0:03:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(villager humming to Mission: Impossible)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.01,0:03:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(stamp clicks)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.99,0:03:21.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your book has been stamped.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.61,0:03:22.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.94,0:03:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(villager continues humming)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.25,0:03:27.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWAT Villager: Let's go. Move out!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.74,0:03:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Duh-luh-duh indeed. Well, it looks like our work here is done.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.78,0:03:33.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You didn't do anything!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.14,0:03:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.36,0:03:36.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back to you in the studio.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.88,0:03:40.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you Villager Number 9.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.11,0:03:42.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that's it for this edition of Villager News.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.67,0:03:46.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, that is my chair! Get out now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.14,0:03:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaahhhh!\N(rapid footsteps)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.94,0:03:51.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! No!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.44,0:03:55.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(villager humming tune)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.53,0:03:57.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Villager News.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.58,0:04:02.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,© Element Animation 2013\NEnglish Subtitles by @Peso255