FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Bloopers (1080p)

Hey, everybody.

This is Mike McFarland,
the ADR director, line producer,

and voice of Havoc for
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.

For this fifth and final volume

we've put together a little
something extra for you.

We have a collection of outtakes
that span the entire series.

Now, some of these outtakes
were amusing mistakes

that the actor made while
trying to record the line.

Some of them are something that
we collectively quickly came up with

while we were recording based on the
animation or the other actors' dialogue.

And some of them are
just random goofiness

that happens while you're
in the recording process.

Now, all of the on the extras on Fullmetal
Alchemist: Brotherhood are not rated.

Just a little note on
this particular extra:

There is some adult language sprinkled
in throughout these outtakes.

So that's just a little warning for you
in case that's not really your cup of tea.

With all those things in mind, I hope
you enjoy it. Thanks for watching!

HOHENHEIM: (sigh) See you've
made a new group of friends.

We're not--

It's more like we're all on
the same sinking ship.

That's right. I guess you could say
I'm the captain of that ship.

So you're the one in charge?

Then about leaning over here
and giving me a kissy?

Sure!

So that was a #1 with
tater tots and a jumbo coke.

Can I interest you in
an apple pie today, sir?

The sexual method that's used in the
Ishavalan region. They mainly double team.

Nope. That's close, but it's
called dual cropping.

(exclamations)

This is Ground Control!
Calling Major Tom!

Oh, okay.

Wow! You can see the entire
countryside today, huh?

Yeah!

AL: How about I push you off this roof
and break the arm you just got back?

ED: Yeah.

God, I'm sorry. You must find
this dull, being a soldier and all.

- ALEX: Quite the contrary.
- IZUMI: Hm?

The homunculi refer to those
unfortunate enough to have unfortunately

unfortunately unfolded the portal
of...happiness. Whatever the fuck.

Let's just see how this plays out.

Chimeras, huh?

Fuckin' sweet.

We're getting close.

So you can feel it too, huh?

You mean you can sense
his presence or something?

No, I'm a man.
I'm good with directions.

We've been acting as
Miss Winry's bodyguards.

- Hey, Ling. How're you doing?
- Huh?

Sali the stablehand could
never get his fill of liquor.

Trust me, I've had to drink for him.

Tommy's boyhood dream was
to become a respected scholar.

Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
Was a good friend of mine.

Couldn't understand a word he said,
but I help him drink his wine.

ROY: I know it's a little late,
but congratulations

on heading the Armstrong family.

Flowers suck ass.

Stand back a few steps.
Then it's time to part ways.

Huh?

We're staying. We can't turn
our backs on this fight now.

We're on a path leading directly
to the heart of the enemy.

We didn't come all this way just to stop the
chance to pass up my balls in the hallway!

Are you sure about this?

Let's talk a moment. How are
you able to use your alchemy?

- YOUR FACE ASPLODE!
- Hmm.

It won't take much time for their soldiers
to fully regroup and seize the building.

Let's look at the door.

Mm.

So your soul has entered you, huh?
But will he be coming back for you?

He won't. That's the end.

(sobbing breaths) Mr. Heinkel!
Grab on! We're not giving up!

HEINKEL: You brothers are
really something else.

AL: I'm trying to save your life, asshole!

HEINKEL: You're still determined
to help another person.

MAY: YAAAA!

ED: Al! Are you all right?

BUCCANEER: Well, I'm afraid the sooty
air of Central doesn't agree with me.

Farewell to you, comrades.
I'll see you....on....the other side.

BUCCANEER: Someday we'll
find it... The Rainbow Connection...

The lovers...the dreamers...and me.

(shouting) Captain Buccaneer!

Tell me. You go by Scar.
What's your real name?

My name?

Fuck you.

Hmm.

That's the last one.

(ALL) Hmmm.

I don't need a name.
Call me anything.

Fair enough. Now I'm going to go take

the hottest, longest (bleep) bath
in the whole world.

So...I've been thinking
about something lately.

Me too.

I think we should try
to bring Mom back.

Let's just see how this plays out.

Chimeras, huh?

Aw, shit.

A dog?

- Stop it. Now, Gluttony!
- Eh?

ED: A talking dog?

ENVY: Rah? Rooby rooby roo?

Within him is a philosopher's stone
powered by many thousands of people.

You could say he's used its energy to
claim the powers of god for himself.

Now will you please
put on a fucking shirt.

SCAR: But when I considered the enormity
of what was at stake and what I could do,

I relented. I accepted my only choice.

I bought that shake weight you see on TV.
10 minutes a day, every day!

Heh.

- The name's Greed.
- No, Greed. I will not kiss you!

This is what you desperately
wanted, isn't it?

Please don't die!

Fuck him up!

Fight on!

Wait, what the--
Does he have his arms? And his legs?

Yes, sir.

Hey, I forgot! Grandma wanted me to
tell you she's making stew tonight!

- Fuck yeah!
- Right, we'll be there.