Hey, everybody. This is Mike McFarland, the ADR director, line producer, and voice of Havoc for Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. For this fifth and final volume we've put together a little something extra for you. We have a collection of outtakes that span the entire series. Now, some of these outtakes were amusing mistakes that the actor made while trying to record the line. Some of them are something that we collectively quickly came up with while we were recording based on the animation or the other actors' dialogue. And some of them are just random goofiness that happens while you're in the recording process. Now, all of the on the extras on Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood are not rated. Just a little note on this particular extra: There is some adult language sprinkled in throughout these outtakes. So that's just a little warning for you in case that's not really your cup of tea. With all those things in mind, I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for watching! HOHENHEIM: (sigh) See you've made a new group of friends. We're not-- It's more like we're all on the same sinking ship. That's right. I guess you could say I'm the captain of that ship. So you're the one in charge? Then about leaning over here and giving me a kissy? Sure! So that was a #1 with tater tots and a jumbo coke. Can I interest you in an apple pie today, sir? The sexual method that's used in the Ishavalan region. They mainly double team. Nope. That's close, but it's called dual cropping. (exclamations) This is Ground Control! Calling Major Tom! Oh, okay. Wow! You can see the entire countryside today, huh? Yeah! AL: How about I push you off this roof and break the arm you just got back? ED: Yeah. God, I'm sorry. You must find this dull, being a soldier and all. - ALEX: Quite the contrary. - IZUMI: Hm? The homunculi refer to those unfortunate enough to have unfortunately unfortunately unfolded the portal of...happiness. Whatever the fuck. Let's just see how this plays out. Chimeras, huh? Fuckin' sweet. We're getting close. So you can feel it too, huh? You mean you can sense his presence or something? No, I'm a man. I'm good with directions. We've been acting as Miss Winry's bodyguards. - Hey, Ling. How're you doing? - Huh? Sali the stablehand could never get his fill of liquor. Trust me, I've had to drink for him. Tommy's boyhood dream was to become a respected scholar. Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine. Couldn't understand a word he said, but I help him drink his wine. ROY: I know it's a little late, but congratulations on heading the Armstrong family. Flowers suck ass. Stand back a few steps. Then it's time to part ways. Huh? We're staying. We can't turn our backs on this fight now. We're on a path leading directly to the heart of the enemy. We didn't come all this way just to stop the chance to pass up my balls in the hallway! Are you sure about this? Let's talk a moment. How are you able to use your alchemy? - YOUR FACE ASPLODE! - Hmm. It won't take much time for their soldiers to fully regroup and seize the building. Let's look at the door. Mm. So your soul has entered you, huh? But will he be coming back for you? He won't. That's the end. (sobbing breaths) Mr. Heinkel! Grab on! We're not giving up! HEINKEL: You brothers are really something else. AL: I'm trying to save your life, asshole! HEINKEL: You're still determined to help another person. MAY: YAAAA! ED: Al! Are you all right? BUCCANEER: Well, I'm afraid the sooty air of Central doesn't agree with me. Farewell to you, comrades. I'll see you....on....the other side. BUCCANEER: Someday we'll find it... The Rainbow Connection... The lovers...the dreamers...and me. (shouting) Captain Buccaneer! Tell me. You go by Scar. What's your real name? My name? Fuck you. Hmm. That's the last one. (ALL) Hmmm. I don't need a name. Call me anything. Fair enough. Now I'm going to go take the hottest, longest (bleep) bath in the whole world. So...I've been thinking about something lately. Me too. I think we should try to bring Mom back. Let's just see how this plays out. Chimeras, huh? Aw, shit. A dog? - Stop it. Now, Gluttony! - Eh? ED: A talking dog? ENVY: Rah? Rooby rooby roo? Within him is a philosopher's stone powered by many thousands of people. You could say he's used its energy to claim the powers of god for himself. Now will you please put on a fucking shirt. SCAR: But when I considered the enormity of what was at stake and what I could do, I relented. I accepted my only choice. I bought that shake weight you see on TV. 10 minutes a day, every day! Heh. - The name's Greed. - No, Greed. I will not kiss you! This is what you desperately wanted, isn't it? Please don't die! Fuck him up! Fight on! Wait, what the-- Does he have his arms? And his legs? Yes, sir. Hey, I forgot! Grandma wanted me to tell you she's making stew tonight! - Fuck yeah! - Right, we'll be there.