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Hey, everybody.

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This is Mike McFarland,[br]the ADR director, line producer,

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and voice of Havoc for[br]Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.

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For this fifth and final volume

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we've put together a little[br]something extra for you.

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We have a collection of outtakes[br]that span the entire series.

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Now, some of these outtakes[br]were amusing mistakes

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that the actor made while[br]trying to record the line.

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Some of them are something that[br]we collectively quickly came up with

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while we were recording based on the[br]animation or the other actors' dialogue.

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And some of them are[br]just random goofiness

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that happens while you're[br]in the recording process.

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Now, all of the on the extras on Fullmetal[br]Alchemist: Brotherhood are not rated.

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Just a little note on[br]this particular extra:

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There is some adult language sprinkled[br]in throughout these outtakes.

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So that's just a little warning for you[br]in case that's not really your cup of tea.

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With all those things in mind, I hope[br]you enjoy it. Thanks for watching!

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HOHENHEIM: (sigh) See you've[br]made a new group of friends.

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We're not--

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It's more like we're all on[br]the same sinking ship.

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That's right. I guess you could say[br]I'm the captain of that ship.

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So you're the one in charge?

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Then about leaning over here[br]and giving me a kissy?

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Sure!

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So that was a #1 with[br]tater tots and a jumbo coke.

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Can I interest you in[br]an apple pie today, sir?

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The sexual method that's used in the[br]Ishavalan region. They mainly double team.

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Nope. That's close, but it's[br]called dual cropping.

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(exclamations)

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This is Ground Control![br]Calling Major Tom!

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Oh, okay.

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Wow! You can see the entire[br]countryside today, huh?

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Yeah!

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AL: How about I push you off this roof[br]and break the arm you just got back?

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ED: Yeah.

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God, I'm sorry. You must find[br]this dull, being a soldier and all.

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- ALEX: Quite the contrary.[br]- IZUMI: Hm?

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The homunculi refer to those[br]unfortunate enough to have unfortunately

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unfortunately unfolded the portal[br]of...happiness. Whatever the fuck.

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Let's just see how this plays out.

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Chimeras, huh?

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Fuckin' sweet.

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We're getting close.

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So you can feel it too, huh?

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You mean you can sense[br]his presence or something?

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No, I'm a man.[br]I'm good with directions.

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We've been acting as[br]Miss Winry's bodyguards.

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- Hey, Ling. How're you doing?[br]- Huh?

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Sali the stablehand could[br]never get his fill of liquor.

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Trust me, I've had to drink for him.

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Tommy's boyhood dream was[br]to become a respected scholar.

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Jeremiah was a bullfrog.[br]Was a good friend of mine.

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Couldn't understand a word he said,[br]but I help him drink his wine.

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ROY: I know it's a little late,[br]but congratulations

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on heading the Armstrong family.

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Flowers suck ass.

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Stand back a few steps.[br]Then it's time to part ways.

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Huh?

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We're staying. We can't turn[br]our backs on this fight now.

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We're on a path leading directly[br]to the heart of the enemy.

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We didn't come all this way just to stop the[br]chance to pass up my balls in the hallway!

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Are you sure about this?

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Let's talk a moment. How are[br]you able to use your alchemy?

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- YOUR FACE ASPLODE![br]- Hmm.

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It won't take much time for their soldiers[br]to fully regroup and seize the building.

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Let's look at the door.

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Mm.

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So your soul has entered you, huh?[br]But will he be coming back for you?

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He won't. That's the end.

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(sobbing breaths) Mr. Heinkel![br]Grab on! We're not giving up!

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HEINKEL: You brothers are[br]really something else.

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AL: I'm trying to save your life, asshole!

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HEINKEL: You're still determined[br]to help another person.

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MAY: YAAAA!

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ED: Al! Are you all right?

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BUCCANEER: Well, I'm afraid the sooty[br]air of Central doesn't agree with me.

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Farewell to you, comrades.[br]I'll see you....on....the other side.

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BUCCANEER: Someday we'll[br]find it... The Rainbow Connection...

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The lovers...the dreamers...and me.

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(shouting) Captain Buccaneer!

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Tell me. You go by Scar.[br]What's your real name?

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My name?

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Fuck you.

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Hmm.

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That's the last one.

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(ALL) Hmmm.

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I don't need a name.[br]Call me anything.

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Fair enough. Now I'm going to go take

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the hottest, longest (bleep) bath[br]in the whole world.

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So...I've been thinking[br]about something lately.

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Me too.

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I think we should try[br]to bring Mom back.

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Let's just see how this plays out.

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Chimeras, huh?

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Aw, shit.

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A dog?

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- Stop it. Now, Gluttony![br]- Eh?

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ED: A talking dog?

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ENVY: Rah? Rooby rooby roo?

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Within him is a philosopher's stone[br]powered by many thousands of people.

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You could say he's used its energy to[br]claim the powers of god for himself.

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Now will you please[br]put on a fucking shirt.

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SCAR: But when I considered the enormity[br]of what was at stake and what I could do,

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I relented. I accepted my only choice.

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I bought that shake weight you see on TV.[br]10 minutes a day, every day!

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Heh.

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- The name's Greed.[br]- No, Greed. I will not kiss you!

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This is what you desperately[br]wanted, isn't it?

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Please don't die!

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Fuck him up!

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Fight on!

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Wait, what the--[br]Does he have his arms? And his legs?

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Yes, sir.

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Hey, I forgot! Grandma wanted me to[br]tell you she's making stew tonight!

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- Fuck yeah![br]- Right, we'll be there.