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The Cat In The Hat Full Movie

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    Subrip By PrimeEvil
    Fixed By Pacman
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    [Narrator]
    *There are gajillions ofstories...*
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    *ofmischiefand fun,*
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    *but to keep things simple,*
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    *let's start withjust one...*
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    *about a mom and two kids...*
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    *and a house and a hat...*
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    *that, oddly enough,*
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    *was worn by a cat.*
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    *But soon enough*
    *we will get to all that.*
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    *In the valley that stretches*
    *from this hill to that hill,*
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    *a city is nestled...*
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    *that city is Anville.*
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    - [Kid] Hurry up!
    We'll miss the movie!
    - Any more tutti-frutti?
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    I'll check.
    Thanks!
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    [NarratorContinues]
    *It's a town that's not huge,*
    *but quite big enough...*
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    *for buyers and sellers*
    *to sell and buy stuff,*
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    *from shoes and shirts...*
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    *and elongated ladders...*
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    *to sailboats and gibble-grated*
    *berry-juice bladders.*
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    [Horn Honks]
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    *So ourstory begins*
    *at the corner*
    *ofMain and Montroob...*
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    *in the spotless*
    *real estate offiice...*
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    *run by Hank Humberfloob.*
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    [Woman]
    *Humberfloob Real Estate. How can*
    *we make yourdreams come true?*
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    *[People Chattering]*
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    What do you mean,
    you're leaving?
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    You're a babysitter.
    Babysitters don't leave. They sit.
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    Baby-leavers leave.
    I'm sorry. I really
    gotta go, Miss Walden.
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    Well, I need to come home
    right away.
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    All right.
    Thank you, Amy.
    Sorry.
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    [Sighs]
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    Attention, everyone!
    It's 9:02.
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    Staff meeting!
    Staff meeting!
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    [All Gasping, Murmuring]
    *Look alive, everyone.!*
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    First I'd like to
    welcome aboard...
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    our newest member
    of the Humberfloob family,
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    Jim McFlinnagan!
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    - Mr. Humberfloob,
    I wanted to thank you...
    - [All Gasping]
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    Fired.
    I beg your pardon?
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    Fired.
    B-But l...
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    Fired!
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    One, two, three,
    four, fiive, six, seven,
    eight, nine, 10!
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    As you know, tonight is
    our bimonthly"meet and greet" party.
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    Tonight's host is...
    Joan Walden.
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    This is where people can
    meet our real estate agents...
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    in an informal,
    yet hygienic setting.
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    Mr. Humberfloob,
    I have to get home to my kids.
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    Ah, yes.
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    Your children.
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    Joan, let me make this
    perfectly clear.
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    If your house
    is as messy as last time,
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    you're fiired!
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    *[Employees Gasping,*
    Murmuring]
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    That's pretty clear,
    Mr. Humberfloob.
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    Don't worry. I promise.
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    My kids'll be
    on their best behavior.
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    Great.
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    *[Phone Rings]*
    [Woman]
    *Humberfloob Real Estate.*
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    *How can we make*
    *yourdreams come true?*
    *Please hold.*
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    [Narrator]
    *Lfyou leave Humberfloob's*
    *and turn left onto Main,*
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    *three miles down*
    *you'll fiind Lipplapper Lane,*
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    *a pleasant-enough street*
    *in a pleasant-enough way...*
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    *where a neighbor greeted neighbor*
    *with a neighborly"Hey.!"*
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    Hey!
    Hey!
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    *Here the hedges were hedged,*
    *the weeds were all weeded,*
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    *and lawns were mowed daily,*
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    *twice daily ifneeded.*
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    *And at the end*
    *ofthis street,*
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    *in a house like any other,*
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    *something magical*
    *would happen...*
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    *to a sisterand her brother.*
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    [Barking]
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    [Barks]
    Shh! Nevins!
    Stealth mode.
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    Today's to-do list.
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    Number one:
    Make to-do list.
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    Number two:
    Practice coloring.
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    Number three:
    Research graduate schools.
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    Number four:
    Be spontaneous.
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    Number fiive:
    Create lasting
    childhood memories.
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    *And numbersix:*
    *Amend will.*
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    What is he doing?
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    [Sighs]
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    [Whines]
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    [Beeps]
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    Number 10:
    Make tomorrow's to-do list.
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    Ladies and gentlemen!
    *[Nevins Barking]*
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    Nevins,
    your attention, please.
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    You are about to witness
    the third most spectacular stunt...
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    ever performed
    under this roof!
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    Do you know how hard it's getting
    to tell people that we're related?
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    Relax.
    I'll put everything back.
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    [Whining]
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    And now,
    for the indoor stair luge!
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    Indoor stair luge?
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    I'll have to add this one
    to my list.
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    Go have no fun
    somewhere else.
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    *It... is... showtime.!*
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    - [Whimpers]
    - [Grunts]
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    Whoa.!
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    [Yelling]
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    - Aah!
    - Yeah!
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    [Groans]
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    *- [Woman] Oh, my word.!*
    - [Nevins Barking]
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    Nevins!
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    *Nevins, come back.!*
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    Hey, Mom. What's up?
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    You are so lucky
    you didn't ruin this dress.
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    Mom, I know
    you're angry,
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    but there's something
    you need to know.
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    This was all Sally's fault.
    Oh, really?
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    And how, exactly,
    was it Sally's fault?
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    Give me a minute.
    I'm workin' on it.
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    Save it, Conrad.
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    Why today? Why did you
    have to pick today
    to destroy the house?
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    You know
    what's happening today.
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    I tried to tell him, Mom.
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    "Mom's throwing
    a very important party," I said.
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    "All ofher important
    clients will be here."
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    But he went right ahead
    and wrecked the house
    and let Nevins get away.
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    Now, again, I hope
    you're going to ground him.
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    Yes, Sally, for a week, but
    that's none of your business.
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    Aweek?
    Come on. Two days.
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    I asked you to do
    one thing today, Conrad...
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    keep the house
    clean.
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    Do you know how frustrating it is
    that you're always doing
    the exact opposite of what I say?
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    *Knock, knock, knock.*
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    [Growling]
    Someone lose a dog?
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    *I found him next door...*
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    in my yard... again.
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    You are a saint.
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    And here I thought
    you were only dating me
    for my good looks.
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    Lucky us.
    Larry Quinn is here.
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    *Hey-a, sport.*
    *Call me Lawrence.*
    Okay?
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    You rescued Nevins!
    Thanks, Lawrence!
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    It was my pleasure, Sally.
    Anything for my little princess.
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    Oh, I don't wanna be a princess.
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    In a constitutional monarchy
    parliament has all the real power.
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    I see.
    Okay, that's great.
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    Uh, look, pal, be a sport.
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    Why don't you go
    tidy up the living room.
    Okay...dude?
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    I don't have to listen to you, Larry.
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    Conrad,
    do what Lawrence says.
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    Have you given some thought
    about the Wilhelm Academy?
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    You mean the Colonel Wilhelm
    Military Academy forTroubled Youth?
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    That's the one, Joan.
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    I'm not sure
    it's right for Conrad.
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    Oh, Joan, Joan.
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    Joan, Joan, Joan.
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    I have so much respect
    foryou, Joan.
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    Single mother, careerwoman,
    raising two children on your own,
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    and still fiinding time
    to be the best darned
    real estate agent in town.
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    I know how hard it is, Joan.
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    It is hard.
    Oh... I know.
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    *And I know*
    *how hard you're trying.*
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    This is a once-in-a-lifetime
    proposition,
    and you must act now.
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    The Colonel Wilhelm
    Military Academy
    forTroubled Youth...
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    is what we call in the sales game
    a win-win scenario.
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    A top-flight military school,
    and it's only... eight hours away.
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    *[Phone Rings]*
    Oh, the phone.
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    *[Phone Rings]*
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    I heard what you said.
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    I'm not going to military school, Larry.
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    Look, buddy,
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    I know I'm not your dad...
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    and this is probably
    really strange foryou...
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    your neighbor's
    dating your mom.
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    But here's the thing, son.
    Come here.
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    I don't like you either.
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    But I'm gonna
    marry your mom.
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    And if it was up to me,
    you'd be at military school today.
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    I'm not going
    to military school.
    Ohh!
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    I think you're gonna love it.
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    It's just like summer camp,
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    except with brutal forced marches...
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    and soul-crushing discipline.
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    And one more thing...
    It's Lawrence,
    you snot-nosed son of a...
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    wonderful woman
    who I'm absolutely crazy about!
    [Grunting] Oww!
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    Gosh, I love children!
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    Oh, Joan,
    I didn't see you there.
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    Would you be a doll
    and help me bring up chairs
    from the basement?
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    Nothing would give me
    more pleasure, Joan,
    but I do have to run.
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    I have a very important
    sales conference downtown.
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    Oh. Okay.
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    - Well, I'll see you at the party tonight.
    - Sure.
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    Mom, that guy's a total phony.
    You can't let Larry...
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    It's Lawrence, Conrad.
    *[Doorbell Rings]*
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    Kate's Catering.
    I'm here to do your party tonight.
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    Oh, hi.
    Where's Kate?
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    I'm Kate.
    Oh. Okay.
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    Right this way, Kate.
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    Mom, you've gotta
    listen to me...
    *[Phone Ringing]*
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    Quiet!
    Two weeks ago
    you said you would...
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    [Joan Screams]
    I "specialed" it.
    See?
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    Quiet!
    Nevins!
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    [Ringing Continues]
    I said quiet!
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    [Ringing]
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    Joan Walden Real Estate.
    Be it ever so humble,
    there's no place likeJoan.
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    This is Mr. Humberfloob.
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    - Oh, hi, Mr. Humberfloob.
    - Joan, I need you to come back to the offiice.
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    - Today?
    *- Yes, Joan.*
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    - No problem?
    - No problem at all.
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    Great!
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    - [Gasps]
    - What's going on, Mommy?
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    Mommy has to go
    back to the offiice.
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    Oh! I hope Mrs. Kwan
    can babysit.
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    - Not Mrs. Kwan!
    *- [Doorbell Rings]*
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    Oh!
    Hi, Mrs. Kwan.
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    Hi.
    I'm running late.
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    Thanks for babysitting
    on such short notice.
    Mmm, yeah.
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    Okay, Mrs. Kwan.
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    Oh-oh-oh!
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    I'll be back
    in a couple ofhours.
    Hi.
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    *Conrad's grounded,*
    *so no video games.*
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    Sally?
    *Last chance.*
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    If you wanna make cupcakes,
    I can take you to
    your friend Ginny's house.
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    - [Growling]
    *- Ginny's not my friend anymore.*
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    *Last time we made cupcakes*
    *she wanted to be the head chef.*
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    I'm the head chef.
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    What about Denise, then?
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    She talked back to me,
    so I ordered her
    not to speak to me anymore.
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    - And you don't like bossy?
    - I won't tolerate it.
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    Right.
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    Well, if you're both staying,
    remember the rules.
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    Conrad: No playing ball
    in the house, no fiighting,
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    no answering the phone,
    "City morgue."
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    Mommy,
    can't I have some rules?
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    No chewing tobacco.
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    Thanks, Mom.
    You have my word.
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    And absolutely no one
    sets foot in the living room, or else.
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    *Orelse what?*
    *You're gonna do what Larry said*
    *and send me to military school?*
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    Maybe if you'd just behave,
    I wouldn't have to consider military school.
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    I wish I could trust you.
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    I wish I had a different mom.
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    Well, sometimes
    I wish the same thing.
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    [DoorOpens]
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    [DoorSlams]
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    Mmm.
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    Good luck with your meeting.
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    *[Car DoorCloses]*
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    [Grunting]
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    *Children, would you like*
    *to watch television with me?*
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    - We don't have to tell your mother.
    *- [TV: Channel Changing]*
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    - [Speaking Chinese]
    - [Yelling]
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    [Together]
    Taiwanese parliament.
    *[TV: Yelling, Blows Landing]*
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    You tell them, Kwi-Chang!
    No more big government!
    *[TV: Karate Yells]*
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    *Rip his heart out.!*
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    *[TV: Blows Landing,*
    *Yelling Continue]*
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    [Snoring]
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    [Whimpers]
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    Hit me!
    [Sighs]
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    [Narrator]
    *So they slumped in theirchairs,*
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    *too glum to complain,*
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    *and to make matters worse,*
    *it started to rain.*
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    [Butterfly Yelps]
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    *They sat in the house...*
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    *on that cold, cold, wet day...*
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    *with no fun to have...*
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    *and no games to play.*
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    *They couldjust*
    *stare out the window...*
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    *or perhaps get a nap in,*
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    *and hope that something,*
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    anything *might happen.*
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    Quit bothering
    the fiish.
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    I know.
    Quit bothering the fiish.
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    Spit hand!
    Oh, gross!
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    Get that away from me!
    Get it away!
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    *[Loud Bump]*
    [Narrator]
    *Then something went bump.*
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    - What was that?
    - [Barks]
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    *How that bump*
    *made themjump.*
    *[Nevins Continues Barking]*
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    *[Loud Bumping Continues]*
    I think it came
    from the closet.
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    *[Loud Crash]*
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    [Grunts]
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    Conrad?
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    Conrad.
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    Come on, Conrad.
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    [Screams]
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    [Laughing]
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    You shouldn't scare people.
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    You should've seen
    the look on your face.
    It was like you saw a monster...
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    A monster? Where?
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    That could've gone better.
    [Wheezing Laugh]
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    [Both Screaming]
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    [Sally]
    *What was that?*
    *[Conrad] I don't know.*
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    *Looked like*
    *a humongous cat.*
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    "Humongous"?
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    I prefer the term "big-boned" or"jolly."
    Now, what are we hiding from?
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    [Chortling]
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    [Both Screaming]
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    Thatwas a giant cat.
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    But that's impossible,
    isn't it?
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    It's entirely
    impossible.
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    You know,
    I like this hiding place
    a lot better.
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    They'll never
    fiind us here.
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    Scream and run.
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    [Both Screaming]
    And there they go.
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    Who are you?
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    Who? Me?
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    Why, I'm the Cat in the Hat.
    There's no doubt about that.
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    I'm a "super-fun-diferous" feline...
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    who's here to make sure
    that you're...
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    Meeline? Key lime?
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    Turpentine?
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    I got nothin'.
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    I'm not so good with the rhyming.
    Not really, no.
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    Look, I'm a cat
    that can talk.
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    That should be enough
    foryou people!
    [Muttering]
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    *I can talk.!*
    *I'm a cat.! Yes.!*
    [Chortling]
  • 18:30 - 18:32
    Where did you come from?
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    Hmm, how do I put this?
  • 18:36 - 18:40
    When a mommy cat and a daddy cat
    love each othervery much,
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    they decide that...
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    Oh, no, no, no, no.
    Where did you come from?
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    My place!
    Where do you think?
    [Snickering]
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    No, how did you get here?
  • 18:52 - 18:54
    I drove!
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    Look, I've been here two whole minutes,
    and no one has offered me a drink.
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    Harumph!
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    - Sorry, Mr. Cat.
    Would you like some milk?
    - Milk? Ecch! No!
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    Lactose intolerant.
    Gums up the works. Oy.
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    You'll thank me later.
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    [Wheezing, Chortling]
  • 19:13 - 19:15
    *- [Singer Laughing]*
    Wipeout.!
    - Hello!
  • 19:15 - 19:19
    @¤@¤[SurfRock]
    Surf s up!
    [Chuckles] Yeah!
  • 19:19 - 19:23
    Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
    Yee-hee-hee!
  • 19:26 - 19:28
    Nice spread you got here.
  • 19:29 - 19:31
    Homina-homina-homina-homina!
  • 19:31 - 19:33
    Who is this?
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    Ohh!
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    That's my mom.
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    Awkward, yeah.
  • 19:41 - 19:45
    Yes, this place will do
    quite nicely, actually. Yeah.
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    Although those drapes
    are a train wreck.
  • 19:48 - 19:50
    [Chortling]
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    [Snoring]
    And this is the lumpiest couch
    I ever sat on.
  • 19:53 - 19:56
    Who is this dreadfully
    uncomfortable woman?
  • 19:56 - 19:59
    *Get offher.*
    *That's our babysitter.*
  • 19:59 - 20:01
    What the... Babysitter?
  • 20:01 - 20:04
    You don't need one of those,
    do ya?
  • 20:09 - 20:11
    *Let me get this straight.*
  • 20:11 - 20:13
    You pay this woman...
  • 20:13 - 20:15
    to sit on babies?
  • 20:15 - 20:17
    That's disgusting!
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    I'd do it for nothing!
    [Laughing Loudly]
  • 20:22 - 20:24
    Hmm!
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    Now, let's see
    what the old "phunometer"
    has to say.
  • 20:30 - 20:32
    - "Phunometer"?
    - Yeah. It measures
    how fun you are.
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    [Chortling]
  • 20:39 - 20:41
    Hi.
  • 20:42 - 20:44
    [Bell Dings]
    Huh?
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    Ohh.
  • 20:51 - 20:54
    *Ah. Control freak.*
    Yeah.
  • 20:54 - 20:56
    Now you.
  • 20:58 - 21:00
    [Whispers]
    Hi. How are ya?
  • 21:00 - 21:02
    - [Bell Dings]
    - Whoa!
  • 21:05 - 21:08
    [Whimpering]
  • 21:08 - 21:10
    Oh.
  • 21:10 - 21:12
    Tap it.
  • 21:13 - 21:15
    Listen, kid,
    you can tap it with a hammer,
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    it ain't gonna change.
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    Just as I suspected.
  • 21:20 - 21:24
    You guys are both out of whack.
    You're a control freak,
    and you're a rule-breaker.
  • 21:24 - 21:28
    That'll be $700.
    Who's your insurance carrier?
  • 21:28 - 21:31
    - So, what do we do?
    - Well, there are two treatments
    I'd recommend.
  • 21:31 - 21:35
    One is a series of painful shots
    injected into your abdomen and kneecap.
  • 21:35 - 21:37
    *And the other...*
  • 21:37 - 21:40
    involves a musical number!
  • 21:40 - 21:42
    @¤@¤[Orchestra:Fanfare]
    @ Me-Me-Me-Meow @
  • 21:42 - 21:44
    How many shots?
  • 21:44 - 21:48
    [Wheezing]
    "How many shots?"
    Aren't you precious?
  • 21:48 - 21:51
    [Gasps]
  • 21:59 - 22:02
    Maestro!
    @¤@¤[Orchestra:Introduction]
  • 22:03 - 22:05
    @ I know it is wet @
  • 22:06 - 22:08
    @ And the sun is not sunny @
    [Thunderclap]
  • 22:09 - 22:13
    @ But we can have lots of
    good fun that is funny @
  • 22:13 - 22:15
    [Both Groan]
  • 22:15 - 22:16
    @ It's fun to have fun @
  • 22:16 - 22:22
    @ But you got to know how @
  • 22:22 - 22:24
    [Gagging]
  • 22:24 - 22:26
    - [Vomits, Liquid Splatters]
    - [Both Gasp, Groan]
  • 22:27 - 22:28
    Hair ball.
  • 22:30 - 22:35
    @ I know lots of good tricks
    and I'll... @
  • 22:35 - 22:36
    *Stop this right now.!*
    Huh?
  • 22:36 - 22:39
    - Who said that?
    - Me!
  • 22:39 - 22:40
    Remember? The fiish?
  • 22:40 - 22:44
    Came home in a Baggie,
    loved me for two weeks, and then nothing!
  • 22:44 - 22:46
    - The fiish is talking!
    - Well, sure, he can talk.
  • 22:46 - 22:50
    But is he saying anything?
    No, not really. No.
  • 22:50 - 22:52
    [Fish]
    *Hey, Socks, can it.!*
  • 22:52 - 22:54
    This cat should not be here.
    He should not be about.
  • 22:54 - 22:55
    He should not be here
    when your mother is out.
  • 22:56 - 22:59
    Come on, kids!
    You gonna listen to him?
    He drinks where he pees!
  • 23:02 - 23:06
    @¤@¤[Salsa]
  • 23:08 - 23:11
    @There was this cat I knew
    back home where I was bred @
  • 23:11 - 23:14
    @ He never listened to
    a single thing his mother said @
  • 23:14 - 23:16
    *@¤He never used the litter box*
    *He made a mess in the hall @¤*
  • 23:16 - 23:18
    @That's why they sent him
    to a vet @
  • 23:18 - 23:20
    @To cut offboth his ba... @
  • 23:20 - 23:22
    ba... ba...
  • 23:23 - 23:26
    @ Boy, that wasn't
    fun, fun, fun @
  • 23:26 - 23:30
    @ He never learns
    You can have fun, fun, fun @
    But less is more!
  • 23:30 - 23:33
    @They may ship you off to school
    so rein it in a little @
  • 23:33 - 23:35
    @ We can't spell "fun"
    without "U" in the middle @
  • 23:35 - 23:40
    *Human, this cat is currently in violation*
    *of... 17 ofyour mother's rules.!*
  • 23:40 - 23:41
    [Rings]
    City morgue!
  • 23:41 - 23:43
    - Eighteen!
    - [Laughing]
  • 23:44 - 23:48
    *[Crowd Cheering,*
    Applauding]
  • 23:50 - 23:52
    - Olé!
    *- [Bull Growling]*
  • 23:52 - 23:53
    Ooh!
  • 23:53 - 23:56
    [Screaming]
  • 24:00 - 24:02
    @ You can juggle work and play
    but you have to know the way @
  • 24:03 - 24:05
    @ You can keep afloat a wish
    like the way I do this fiish @
  • 24:06 - 24:08
    *@¤ You can be a happy fella*
    *Someone throw me that umbrella @¤*
  • 24:08 - 24:11
    @ And that rake, that cake
    Life's what you make it @
  • 24:11 - 24:13
    @ So have fun, fun, fun @
  • 24:13 - 24:16
    @ Go insane and have
    some fun, fun, fun @
  • 24:16 - 24:18
    @Just look at me
    Fun, fun, fun @
  • 24:18 - 24:21
    @ No more rain
    Look, it's the sun, sun, sun @
  • 24:21 - 24:25
    @ So can't you see
    I'm as happy as a clam
    I'm as fiit as a fiiddle @
  • 24:25 - 24:27
    @ Yeah, the dogs
    may bark about you @
  • 24:27 - 24:29
    @ And the purebred chaps
    may doubt you @
  • 24:29 - 24:31
    [Fish]
    *Getting motion sickness.!*
  • 24:31 - 24:33
    Milk? Big mistake.
  • 24:34 - 24:36
    @ But remember this
    You can't have fun without "U" @
  • 24:36 - 24:38
    I can't breathe!
    Ohh!
  • 24:38 - 24:41
    Whoa!
  • 24:41 - 24:44
    I knew that milk would
    come back to haunt me.
    Help! Help!
  • 24:44 - 24:48
    - [Loud Burp]
    - [Groaning]
  • 24:49 - 24:52
    [Yelling]
  • 24:52 - 24:54
    [Grunting]
  • 24:54 - 25:00
    @"U" in the middle @@
  • 25:00 - 25:02
    [Gulps]
  • 25:02 - 25:04
    [Panting, Chuckling]
  • 25:04 - 25:06
    - Bravo, Cat.
    - Huh?
  • 25:06 - 25:09
    These children are smart enough
    not to fall foryour MTV-style flash...
  • 25:10 - 25:12
    at the expense of content
    and moral values.
  • 25:12 - 25:14
    That was wicked cool!
    Do it again!
  • 25:14 - 25:18
    I'd love to, but Shamu is right...
    I really should be going.
  • 25:18 - 25:21
    - No, don't go!
    - No, I should go.
  • 25:21 - 25:24
    I should let you and the fiish
    have all your fun conjugating verbs,
  • 25:24 - 25:26
    cleaning your room,
    doing long division.
  • 25:26 - 25:29
    No, you have to stay!
  • 25:29 - 25:31
    All right, I'll stay.
    Oh, yeah!
    *[Conrad] Yeah.!*
  • 25:31 - 25:34
    But if I'm gonna stay,
    there's something I wanna show you.
  • 25:35 - 25:37
    Something magical...
  • 25:37 - 25:40
    and full of wonder.
  • 25:41 - 25:45
    - It's called a contract.
    - You want us to sign this?
  • 25:45 - 25:48
    - Just a formality, really. Yeah.
    - Who are they?
  • 25:50 - 25:53
    Magical time-traveling elves.
  • 25:53 - 25:56
    [Chortling]
    Yeah. Magic.
  • 25:59 - 26:01
    Okay, they're my lawyers.
  • 26:01 - 26:04
    Liability issues, litigious society,
    frivolous lawsuits.
  • 26:04 - 26:05
    You understand.
  • 26:05 - 26:08
    Basically, this contract guarantees
    you can have all the fun you want...
  • 26:09 - 26:11
    and nothing bad's
    ever gonna happen.
  • 26:11 - 26:13
    - All the fun we want?
    - Uh-yeah!
  • 26:13 - 26:15
    - Nothing bad will happen?
    - Uh-no!
  • 26:16 - 26:20
    Come on, Sal,
    for once in your life
    try something spontaneous.
  • 26:22 - 26:26
    It goes against
    my better instincts, but...
  • 26:26 - 26:28
    fiine.
  • 26:28 - 26:30
    Beautiful.
    Initial here.
  • 26:30 - 26:32
    And here. And here.
  • 26:32 - 26:34
    Not here!
  • 26:34 - 26:36
    [Wheezes]
  • 26:36 - 26:38
    Turn it over.
  • 26:38 - 26:40
    This is nothing.
  • 26:40 - 26:42
    [Clears Throat]
    Scratch this.
  • 26:42 - 26:44
    Smell that!
    Terrifiic.
  • 26:44 - 26:46
    Yadee-yadee-yadee.
  • 26:46 - 26:49
    Sign the bottom.
    *[Pencil Scratching On Paper]*
  • 26:49 - 26:51
    You're it!
    Okay, gimme fiive!
  • 26:54 - 26:56
    Four.
  • 26:56 - 26:58
    [Chortling]
  • 26:58 - 27:00
    Let's get this party
    started! Uh-huh!
  • 27:01 - 27:04
    Hey, check out this room!
    [Laughing]
  • 27:04 - 27:06
    What now?
  • 27:06 - 27:09
    Mom says we're not
    allowed in the living room
    today, or else.
  • 27:09 - 27:12
    *She's worried we'll mess up the couches*
    *byjumpin'on 'em orsomethin;*
  • 27:12 - 27:16
    And she's right.
    You can't jump on these.
  • 27:16 - 27:20
    Not like this.
    They need some adjustment.
    Yee-haw!
  • 27:20 - 27:22
    [Chuckling]
  • 27:22 - 27:25
    Let's take a look
    under the hood.
  • 27:25 - 27:28
    [Spits] Yeah.
    [Chuckles]
  • 27:28 - 27:31
    Just doin' my job.
    [Fart]
  • 27:31 - 27:33
    Sorry.
    What have we got here?
  • 27:33 - 27:35
    Whew.
  • 27:36 - 27:38
    Here we go.
    [Chortles]
  • 27:39 - 27:42
    It's oversized.
    That's unusual.
  • 27:42 - 27:44
    Here it is.
    [Grunts]
  • 27:44 - 27:45
    [Elephant Trumpets]
  • 27:45 - 27:49
    Down, Simba!
    Down, Simba!
    Get outta here!
  • 27:50 - 27:53
    Spray me, would ya?
    You...
  • 27:53 - 27:55
    [Whimpering]
    [Trumpeting Continues]
  • 27:55 - 27:58
    [Choking]
  • 28:00 - 28:02
    *[Blows Landing]*
    *[Elephant Whimpering]*
  • 28:03 - 28:05
    [Panting]
  • 28:05 - 28:09
    *- [Elephant Trumpets]*
    - Thanks for the help.
  • 28:10 - 28:13
    Back in a second.
    Who's your couch mechanic?
  • 28:14 - 28:16
    You oughta call
    Mr. Catwrench.
  • 28:16 - 28:19
    *[Grinding, Rumbling]*
    Oww! My fur!
    My fur! My fur!
  • 28:19 - 28:22
    [Groaning, Shouting]
  • 28:24 - 28:28
    That oughta do it.
    Whoo!
  • 28:29 - 28:31
    [Chortling]
  • 28:35 - 28:37
    [Laughing]
  • 28:41 - 28:44
    Come on, kids.
    I could use a little company.
  • 28:44 - 28:46
    What about Mom's party?
  • 28:46 - 28:48
    What about it?
    We signed the contract.
  • 28:48 - 28:51
    Wha-hoo!
    [Laughing] Yeah!
  • 28:52 - 28:54
    One cushion left,
    Sally.
  • 28:54 - 28:57
    She'll never do it.
    She doesn't know
    how to have fun.
  • 28:57 - 29:02
    *Fun? Sally,*
    *you're betterthan fun.*
    *Fun is beneath you.*
  • 29:02 - 29:03
    Remember
    what your mother told you...
  • 29:03 - 29:06
    No one sets foot
    in the living room...
    *[Conrad Shouting]*
  • 29:06 - 29:09
    You know what?
    Let's just watch some flashbacks.
  • 29:09 - 29:14
    [Voice Slowed Down]
    Absolutely no one sets foot
    in the living room, or else.
  • 29:14 - 29:17
    You're fiired... fiired... fiired...
  • 29:17 - 29:20
    fiired... fiired... fiired...
  • 29:20 - 29:24
    [Takes Deep Breath]
    Fiired... fiired... fiired... fiired...
  • 29:24 - 29:27
    And that's why...
    [Groans]
  • 29:27 - 29:28
    Oww!
  • 29:30 - 29:32
    *This is where*
    *they buried my brother.!*
  • 29:32 - 29:34
    *[Cat Laughing]*
    [Conrad]
    Yeah.!
  • 29:34 - 29:37
    [All Laughing]
    Yippee!
    Oh, yeah!
  • 29:37 - 29:40
    This is amazing!
    Like being
    in the circus!
  • 29:40 - 29:42
    Yeah, but without
    those tortured animals...
  • 29:42 - 29:45
    or drunken clowns
    that have hepatitis.
  • 29:45 - 29:47
    See, kids, I told you
    we could have fun!
  • 29:47 - 29:51
    *[Laughing Continues]*
    *[Conrad] The best thing is,*
    *no one will ever...*
  • 29:52 - 29:54
    know.
  • 29:54 - 29:57
    Judas Priest!
    I can't believe what I'm seeing!
  • 29:57 - 30:02
    Oh, Mr. Quinn,
    I was just telling Conrad
    to get off the couch.
  • 30:02 - 30:04
    Bad, Conrad!
    Bad!
  • 30:04 - 30:06
    Sally,
  • 30:06 - 30:08
    baby, angel, princess,
  • 30:09 - 30:13
    I'm gonna let you in
    on a little secret, okay?
  • 30:13 - 30:15
    Nobody likes a suck-up!
  • 30:18 - 30:20
    [Quinn Laughing]
  • 30:26 - 30:28
    Where's the cat?
    I don't know.
  • 30:32 - 30:35
    [Burps]
    Ohh!
  • 30:35 - 30:37
    Good bread.
  • 30:38 - 30:41
    What are you two
    lookin' at?
  • 30:47 - 30:49
    [Sneezing]
  • 30:50 - 30:51
    Is there a cat in here?
  • 30:52 - 30:54
    [Sneezing Continues]
  • 30:54 - 30:56
    I'm gonna...
    You're gonna...
  • 30:56 - 30:59
    I have to...
    [Sneezes]
  • 31:00 - 31:02
    [Sneezes]
    Get out ofhere.
  • 31:02 - 31:04
    [Sneezes Twice]
  • 31:04 - 31:06
    [Both Laughing]
  • 31:08 - 31:11
    See, kids, I told you.
    Stick with me, it'll all work out.
  • 31:11 - 31:15
    [Sneezes]
    Oh, no! Ohh!
    [Chortling]
  • 31:15 - 31:19
    Little-known fact...
    cats always land on their tushy.
  • 31:19 - 31:22
    - I thought they always
    landed on their feet.
    - Oh, sure, now you tell me.
  • 31:22 - 31:23
    Harumph!
    [Chortling]
  • 31:24 - 31:28
    - So, kiddo, what do you
    want to do for fun?
    - I wanna make cupcakes!
  • 31:28 - 31:31
    Cupcakes? Oh, yeah!
    [Chortling]
    To the kitchen!
  • 31:31 - 31:33
    [Announcer]
    *Live from the kitchen,*
  • 31:33 - 31:36
    *the following is*
    *a paid commercial announcement*
    *forAstounding Products.*
  • 31:36 - 31:38
    Hi! Welcome to
    *Astounding Products.*
  • 31:38 - 31:41
    [Laughing]
  • 31:41 - 31:44
    I'm your host,
    the guy in the sweaterwho asks
    all the obvious questions.
  • 31:44 - 31:46
    *[Studio Audience*
    Laughing]
  • 31:46 - 31:50
    Now, here to tell us
    about his astounding product
    for making cupcakes,
  • 31:50 - 31:53
    all the way
    from Cheshire, England,
    please welcome...
  • 31:54 - 31:56
    Me! Hello!
    [Chuckling]
  • 31:56 - 32:00
    Now... Hello!
    I'm so excited!
  • 32:00 - 32:02
    Do you love
    making cupcakes,
  • 32:02 - 32:04
    but hate all
    the hard cupcake work?
  • 32:04 - 32:06
    I know I do!
  • 32:06 - 32:10
    Well, forget
    everything you know
    about making cupcakes...
  • 32:10 - 32:12
    and say hello...
  • 32:13 - 32:15
    to the amazing Kupkake-inator.
  • 32:15 - 32:18
    - I'm so excited!
    *- [Audience Chuckling]*
  • 32:18 - 32:20
    Cupcake-a-what?
  • 32:20 - 32:22
    [Cat, Audience]
    Kupkake-inator!
  • 32:22 - 32:26
    Oh, this amazing device
    can instantly make cupcakes...
  • 32:26 - 32:28
    out of anything that
    you have in the kitchen.
  • 32:28 - 32:31
    - Wait a minute.
    Did you say"anything"?
    - Anything.
  • 32:31 - 32:33
    Anything?
    Yes, anything.
  • 32:33 - 32:36
    Anything?
    Anything.
  • 32:36 - 32:39
    - Anything?
    - I'll get you, and it'll look
    like a bloody accident.
  • 32:39 - 32:41
    *- [Audience Tittering]*
    - Anything.
  • 32:41 - 32:44
    Now, take off the lid.
    You can put in, I don't know,
    a carton of eggs.
  • 32:44 - 32:47
    What?
    How about
    a pack ofhot dogs?
  • 32:47 - 32:49
    That's incredible!
    Why not some ketchup?
  • 32:49 - 32:51
    Yeah, why not?
    How about...
    I know what you're thinkin'.
  • 32:51 - 32:54
    Even a fiire extinguisher.
    There we go.
  • 32:54 - 32:56
    Hmm?
  • 32:56 - 32:58
    Now, close the lid
    and Bob's your flippin' uncle!
  • 32:59 - 33:00
    What an
    astounding product!
  • 33:00 - 33:02
    *[Audience Applauding]*
    Oh, yeah!
  • 33:02 - 33:05
    Open the drawer,
    [Bell Dings,
    Motor Whirring]
  • 33:05 - 33:09
    Fiill the patented
    Kupkake-inator tray,
    *[Audience Gasping]*
  • 33:09 - 33:12
    - Close the drawer,
    *- [Audience Continues Gasping]*
  • 33:12 - 33:15
    Then place it
    in a conventional oven.
  • 33:15 - 33:17
    *[Audience Laughing,*
    Applauding]
  • 33:20 - 33:22
    Delicious cupcakes
    are just minutes away.
  • 33:22 - 33:24
    Did you just say
    "minutes away"?
  • 33:24 - 33:26
    [Host, Audience]
    That's impossible!
  • 33:26 - 33:29
    You're not just wrong,
    you're stupid.
    Now, wait just a minute...
  • 33:29 - 33:31
    And you're ugly,
    just like your mum.
  • 33:31 - 33:34
    *[Audience Gasping]*
    Did you just call
    my mother ugly?
  • 33:34 - 33:36
    Shut up! I mean it!
    I will end you!
  • 33:36 - 33:38
    - [Grunts]
    - [Audience, Cat Gasping, Groaning]
  • 33:38 - 33:41
    Um, Cat.
    Your tail.
  • 33:41 - 33:44
    What about it?
  • 33:44 - 33:48
    Oh, I see! I've chopped it off.
    That's interesting, because...
  • 33:50 - 33:53
    Son of a bi...
    [Beep]
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    @¤@¤[Whistling
    *"The Girl From Ipanema"]*
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    Look, I'm not saying
    we're going to sue.
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    I'm just saying
    we have a case.
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    We'll talk later.
    Lxnay, ixnay.
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    [Wheezes]
    Hi.
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    Cat, is the oven
    supposed to be
    making that sound?
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    Huh?
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    Of course. That means
    they're almost done, Conrack.
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    - Conrad.
    - That's what I said, Condor.
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    - Cat!
    - Now, that's my name!
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    *[Oven Whirring, Rumbling]*
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    *[Timer Bell Dings]*
    Yep!
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    They're done!
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    Oh, man!
    There's nothing
    to worry about.
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    I'm sure
    they still taste fiine.
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    Yecch!
    They're horrible!
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    Who wants some?
    Come on, come on!
    [Chortling]
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    Oh... my... cod.
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    Ohh! Aah!
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    Cat, you need to
    clean this mess up pronto.
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    We have a contract.
    All right, I'll try.
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    You don't try. You do.
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    Yes, ma'am.
    Right away, ma'am.
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    [Coughs]
    I'll be right back.
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    Whoa!
    [Crash]
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    [Chortling]
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    [Snoring]
    Hi.
    How are ya?
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    Okay.
    [Chortling]
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    Look. I'm a girl.
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    [Giggling, Purring]
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    Stop! That's...
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    [Together]
    Mom's dress!
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    [Gasps]
    This fiilthy thing?
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    She was gonna wear that tonight,
    and you ruined it.
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    Honey, it was ruined
    when she bought it.
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    Mm-hmm. Yeah.
    Mm-hmm.
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    *I told you*
    *all this would happen.!*
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    - But no one listens to a fiish!
    - Oy.
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    *A dog goes "woof-woof"*
    *and everybody knows that*
    *little Timmy's trapped undera log.*
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    *But a fiish speaks*
    *in plain English...*
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    All right, everyone,
    let's just take a deep breath
    and calm down.
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    [Inhaling, Exhaling]
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    *You know who's gonna solve it?*
    *Me. I am.*
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    I will personally
    take care of everything.
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    And I know
    just the guys to do it.
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    [Wheezing]
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    [Chortling]
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    In this box are two Things.
    I will show them to you.
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    *Two Things, and I call them*
    *Thing One and Thing Two.*
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    These Things will not bite you.
    They want to have fun.
  • 36:28 - 36:30
    So without further ado,
  • 36:30 - 36:33
    meet Thing Two
    and Thing One!
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    [Whooping, Babbling]
  • 36:36 - 36:38
    @Ta-da @
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    Oh, yeah!
    [Chortles]
  • 36:40 - 36:44
    Thing One, Conrad, Sally.
    Conrad, Sally, Thing One.
  • 36:44 - 36:46
    *Thing Two, Conrad, Sally.*
    *Conrad, Sally, Thing Two.*
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    Thing One, Thing Two.
    Thing Two, Thing One.
    Conrad, Sally. Sally, Conrad.
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    I am the Cat.
    Don't belittle me.
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    Ah, yes, of course.
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    Thing Two would like to
    clarify that just because
    he wears the number two...
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    does not imply in any way
    that he's inferior to Thing One.
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    And all of the above.
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    He says you may feel free
    to call him Thing "A," if you like.
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    He will also accept SuperThing,
    Thing King, Kid Dynamite,
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    Chocolate Thun-Da...
    or Ben.
    [Chuckles] Ben!
  • 37:11 - 37:13
    *[Thing OneJabbering]*
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    Thing One says
    he's Thing One for a reason,
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    and some people
    should just get used to it.
  • 37:19 - 37:22
    It's a Thing thing.
    You wouldn't understand.
  • 37:22 - 37:24
    [ThingsJabbering,
    Arguing]
    Okay, enough!
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    You are quickly turning into
    one of my least favorite Things.
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    Listen, Convex,
    you probably don't
    wanna do that.
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    Why not?
    It's just a crate.
  • 37:33 - 37:34
    This isn't just any old crate.
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    It's the Trans-dimensional
    Transportolator.
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    It's kinda like a doorway
    which leads from this world
    to my world.
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    But it says,
    "Made in the Philippines."
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    Yes, but not this Philippines.
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    *Look, now,*
    *I'm not usually a rules guy,*
    *but this is a biggie.*
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    No opening the crate.
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    No lookee, no touchee.
    Got it?
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    [Thing]
    *Mekka-dekka we should*
    *settle ourdifferences.*
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    [Jabbering]
  • 38:04 - 38:06
    [Cat]
    *Things, front and center.!*
  • 38:06 - 38:07
    Cool.
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    All right, Things,
    I'm not paying you to
    stand around and look pretty.
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    *Here's Mom's dress.*
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    *[Thing Cackling]*
    *Oh.! Mommy's dress.!*
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    [BothJabbering, Giggling]
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    - [Gasp]
    - [Gasp]
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    - What about the couch?
    - Which couch?
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    *The clean one,*
    *orthe horribly stained one?*
  • 38:25 - 38:28
    - [Wheezing]
    - [Jabbering Continues]
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    Ho!
    [Chortling]
  • 38:36 - 38:38
    Mekka-dekka
    don't worry!
  • 38:40 - 38:42
    Incoming!
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    *Cat, they're wrecking*
    *the whole house.!*
  • 38:49 - 38:51
    [Snoring]
  • 38:51 - 38:54
    [Groans,
    Continues Snoring]
  • 38:56 - 39:00
    [Jabbering, Giggling Continue]
  • 39:09 - 39:13
    - Conrad, help!
    - Help yourself!
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    Look at me!
    Come and get it!
  • 39:16 - 39:18
    [ContinuesJabbering]
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    [Grunts]
    Whoa! Ooh, yeah! Whoa!
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    [Giggles]
    That tickles!
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    [Jabbering]
    Geronimo!
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    [Jabbering, Grunting]
  • 39:43 - 39:46
    [Crab Lock]
    Mine, mine, mine!
    Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
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    Ride 'em, cowboy!
    Yee-hee-hee! Ho-ho-ho! Whee!
  • 39:52 - 39:54
    [Snoring]
  • 39:57 - 39:59
    [Continues Snoring]
  • 39:59 - 40:02
    If this were my house,
    I'd be furious.
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    [Laughing]
  • 40:08 - 40:11
    Hey! Klondike!
  • 40:11 - 40:15
    Do you have any idea
    what happened to the lock
    on this crate?
  • 40:15 - 40:18
    - It's on Nevins's collar.
    - Nevins?
  • 40:18 - 40:19
    [Sally]
    *Nevins? Nevins.!*
  • 40:20 - 40:24
    Put the dog down!
    I said, put the dog down!
  • 40:24 - 40:26
    Why won't they
    listen to me?
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    Oh. I don't know if this helps,
    but the Things always do
    the opposite of what you say.
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    Why do they always
    do the opposite?
    That's so annoying!
  • 40:35 - 40:37
    Remind you of anyone,
    Conrad?
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    Zinga!
    *[Things Cackling]*
  • 40:40 - 40:42
    Zinga! Zinga!
  • 40:42 - 40:45
    Blue! 41! Set!
    Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
  • 40:45 - 40:49
    Hey, Thing,
    don't let go of that dog!
  • 40:49 - 40:50
    Let go!
  • 40:50 - 40:54
    *[Conrad] Catch him...*
    *I mean,* don't *catch him.!*
    [Screams]
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    [Crab Lock Chuckles]
    [Barks]
  • 40:57 - 40:59
    Well, this is just great, Conrad.
  • 40:59 - 41:03
    The whole house is destroyed,
    the party is ruined,
    and now Nevins is gone.
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    Sally, Kojak,
  • 41:05 - 41:10
    that's nothing compared
    to what's gonna happen
    if we don't lock this crate.
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    Take a look.
    It's already leaking.
  • 41:14 - 41:16
    [Grunting]
  • 41:16 - 41:20
    - It won't stay shut.
    - Not without the lock.
  • 41:20 - 41:25
    Look, if we don't get that lock off of Nevins
    and put it back on this crate,
  • 41:25 - 41:29
    we're gonna be staring down
    the business end
    of the mother of all messes.
  • 41:30 - 41:33
    [Grunting]
    We've gotta go out
    and fiind Nevins.
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    [Grunts]
    Impossible! Sally!
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    *There's only four hours*
    *till the party.*
  • 41:38 - 41:40
    The Fish is right.
    We should call Mom
    and tell herwhat happened.
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    Look at this house!
    There's no way we could
    explain this to Mom.
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    We gotta get Nevins back
    and lock the crate!
  • 41:47 - 41:49
    We're staying and calling Mom.
  • 41:49 - 41:51
    We're going and getting the dog.
  • 41:51 - 41:53
    [Sinister Voice]
    There is a third option.
  • 41:53 - 41:56
    @¤@¤[Organ:Dramatic]
    There is?
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    *Yes. It involves...*
  • 41:59 - 42:01
    murder!
    @@ [Dramatic Chords]
  • 42:01 - 42:04
    - That's your option?
    - No.
  • 42:04 - 42:07
    But you guys both had options.
    I just wanted to have one too.
  • 42:07 - 42:10
    [Chuckling]
    Or did I?
  • 42:11 - 42:14
    - Cat, you're not helping!
    - Come on. Let's go get that dog.
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    *Now, wejust need*
    *a heavy, inanimate object*
    *to weigh down this crate.*
  • 42:19 - 42:21
    *[Kids Grunting]*
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    [Grumbling]
  • 42:25 - 42:28
    There. That oughta
    buy us some time.
  • 42:28 - 42:32
    Come on, kids!
    Let's go, go, go!
    [Wheezing Laugh]
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    [Grunting, Sighing]
  • 42:36 - 42:39
    *[Man On TV]*
    *Identical sister Mitzy...*
  • 42:39 - 42:42
    [Sighs]
    *[Man #2 On TV]*
    *That's right.*
  • 42:43 - 42:45
    [Grunts]
  • 42:46 - 42:49
    *- [Knocking]*
    - Yeah!
  • 42:51 - 42:53
    What do you want now?
  • 42:53 - 42:55
    Repo.
  • 42:55 - 42:59
    You're repossessing my TV?
  • 42:59 - 43:00
    I'm sure I made a payment.
  • 43:00 - 43:03
    If it's about that bounced check,
    let me give you a credit card.
  • 43:03 - 43:08
    That one's expired.
    Huh? Oh, come on!
  • 43:08 - 43:10
    *[Woman On TVGrunting]*
  • 43:10 - 43:14
    [Narrator]
    *With the lock on his collar,*
    *Nevins kept running,*
  • 43:14 - 43:16
    *unaware ofhis part...*
  • 43:16 - 43:19
    *in the evil Quinn's cunning.*
    [Ringing]
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    Joan Walden Real Estate.
    Be it ever so humble, there's no...
  • 43:22 - 43:24
    Oh, hi, Joan.
  • 43:24 - 43:26
    The kids let the dog
    out again.
    You're kidding.
  • 43:27 - 43:30
    Don't worry. I'll go get him,
    then we'll have a conversation
    vis-a-vis military school.
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    I don't know.
    Conrad's like you, Lawrence.
  • 43:34 - 43:37
    He's very... sensitive.
    Uh-huh.
  • 43:37 - 43:40
    [Sighs]
    But I suppose it's something
    I should consider.
  • 43:40 - 43:43
    I'll get the dog.
    I'll be right over.
    [Dial Tone Hums]
  • 43:46 - 43:49
    [Sighs]
  • 43:49 - 43:51
    [Groaning]
  • 43:51 - 43:53
    *- [Barking]*
    *- [Conrad]*
    *Okay, there's Nevins.*
  • 43:53 - 43:57
    Stay out of sight.
    *[Barks, Growls]*
  • 44:00 - 44:04
    *@¤@¤[Violin Strings Plucking]*
  • 44:04 - 44:07
    @@ [Plucking Continues]
  • 44:09 - 44:12
    I thought the moment
    needed something.
  • 44:12 - 44:14
    Oh, what will become of us?
  • 44:14 - 44:16
    Your motherwill lose her job,
  • 44:17 - 44:20
    and we'll have to...
    live on the street!
  • 44:20 - 44:23
    [Sobbing]
    I can't! Don't make me go...
  • 44:23 - 44:26
    [Groans]
    *I don't know this world.!*
  • 44:26 - 44:30
    It's dry! It's like...
    I can't... It's too...
    Fish!
  • 44:31 - 44:32
    It's too much!
  • 44:33 - 44:35
    Would you like to go back
    in the toilet?
  • 44:35 - 44:37
    On second thought,
    it's such a beautiful day.
    Why spend it indoors?
  • 44:37 - 44:40
    - Thank you!
    - [Gasps]
  • 44:41 - 44:43
    Okay, kids.
    Get out of my way.
  • 44:43 - 44:47
    This fence is no match
    for my cat-like grace and reflexes.
    Here we go.
  • 44:47 - 44:50
    [Neck Muscles,
    Knuckles Cracking]
    [Exhales]
  • 44:50 - 44:54
    Ow. Okay.
    Watch me fly, kids.
    [Wheezing Laugh]
  • 44:56 - 44:59
    *[Loud Crash]*
    [Grunting]
  • 44:59 - 45:01
    Ow!
  • 45:02 - 45:04
    I don't think
    the little girl's even trying.
  • 45:04 - 45:08
    What about your
    cat-like... reflexes?
  • 45:09 - 45:12
    What about showing a little effort,
    shrimp boat? Now, push!
  • 45:12 - 45:14
    Whaa!
  • 45:14 - 45:16
    All right, Nevins.
  • 45:17 - 45:19
    Time to die.
  • 45:19 - 45:22
    - [Whimpering]
    - Cat, you scared him away!
  • 45:22 - 45:24
    Dirty hoe.
  • 45:26 - 45:30
    I'm sorry, baby.
    I love you. Hmm.
  • 45:30 - 45:32
    [Conrad]
    *Come on, Cat.!*
  • 45:36 - 45:38
    [Yipping]
    There he is!
  • 45:38 - 45:40
    *[Children Shouting]*
  • 45:40 - 45:42
    [Man]
    *Happy birthday, Denise.*
  • 45:42 - 45:44
    [Sally]
    Denise?
  • 45:44 - 45:47
    Everyone I know
    is there.
  • 45:47 - 45:50
    There's Ginny and Alan.
  • 45:50 - 45:53
    How come Denise didn't
    invite me to her birthday?
  • 45:53 - 45:56
    *Don't worry. Let'sjust*
    *get Nevins and go.*
  • 45:56 - 45:57
    *- [Woman] Okay, kids.*
    *Everyone outside.!*
    - [Kids Screaming]
  • 45:58 - 46:00
    [Yelling]
  • 46:03 - 46:05
    Aaah!
  • 46:05 - 46:09
    Nevins.
    Cat, get down!
    They're gonna see you!
  • 46:09 - 46:11
    Hide.!
  • 46:11 - 46:13
    [Excited Shouting]
  • 46:19 - 46:22
    [Chanting]
    Pińata! Pińata! Pińata!
  • 46:22 - 46:24
    Pińata! Pińata!
  • 46:24 - 46:28
    *Pińata.! Pińata.!*
    [Nervous Grumbling]
  • 46:28 - 46:30
    - [Groans]
    - Everybody join in!
  • 46:35 - 46:37
    [Girl]
    It's breaking!
  • 46:37 - 46:40
    Step out of my way.
  • 46:43 - 46:45
    This cannot end well.
  • 46:45 - 46:48
    - Pińata! Pińata!
    - [Howling]
  • 46:48 - 46:50
    *@¤I'm easy @¤*
  • 46:50 - 46:54
    *@¤Ah, ah, ah, ah @¤*
    [Whinnying]
  • 46:54 - 46:57
    *@¤I'm easy*
    *like Sunday morning @¤@¤*
  • 46:57 - 47:00
    - [Howling]
    - [Both Groaning]
  • 47:00 - 47:04
    *[Howling Continues]*
  • 47:04 - 47:07
    Oh-ho-ho! Whoo!
  • 47:07 - 47:09
    *- Oh.! Whoo-hoo.!*
    - I got an idea.
  • 47:09 - 47:12
    [Conrad]
    Candy.!
  • 47:13 - 47:15
    Candy!
  • 47:16 - 47:18
    [Growls]
  • 47:18 - 47:21
    [Both]
    No!
  • 47:21 - 47:24
    Get back!
    Cat!
  • 47:24 - 47:26
    [Cat Grunts]
    I'll get you!
  • 47:29 - 47:31
    [Sighs]
    *[Phone Rings]*
  • 47:31 - 47:34
    [Gasping]
    I'd love to buy some.
  • 47:34 - 47:36
    Hello, Mrs. Kwan.
    It'sJoan Walden.
  • 47:36 - 47:38
    I just called
    to check on the kids.
    Are they okay?
  • 47:38 - 47:42
    [Chuckles]
    Those aren't children.
  • 47:42 - 47:44
    They're little angels.
  • 47:45 - 47:47
    [All Laughing]
  • 47:47 - 47:49
    That's sweet.
  • 47:49 - 47:52
    Well, all right, Mrs. Kwan.
    I'll be home as soon as I can.
  • 47:52 - 47:55
    Bye-bye.
    Bye.
  • 47:55 - 47:58
    *[Things Babbling]*
  • 47:58 - 48:00
    [Sighs]
  • 48:01 - 48:03
    [Groans, Snores]
  • 48:03 - 48:06
    *[Excited Chortling]*
  • 48:24 - 48:27
    [Cat]
    *All right, soldier.*
    *Our bogey is in range.*
  • 48:27 - 48:29
    Commence
    search and destroy.
  • 48:29 - 48:32
    - What?
    - Search and rescue.
  • 48:32 - 48:37
    I meant search and rescue.
    Come on!
  • 48:37 - 48:40
    I can't believe I wasn't
    invited to that party.
  • 48:40 - 48:42
    Hey!
    You're a lone wolf.
  • 48:42 - 48:45
    [Whispering]
    Live alone, die alone.
    Yeah.
  • 48:45 - 48:48
    - Can we please get the dog?
    - [Mocking]
    Can we please get the dog?
  • 48:48 - 48:51
    Can we please get the dog?
    Boo!
  • 48:55 - 48:57
    [Conrad]
    *Oh, no.! Oh, man.!*
  • 48:57 - 49:00
    Hello, Nevins.
    Good-bye, Conrad.
  • 49:00 - 49:04
    Not so tough now,
    are you?
    [Barks]
  • 49:05 - 49:07
    *[Sinister Laughing]*
  • 49:09 - 49:12
    [Hooting Laugh]
  • 49:14 - 49:16
    We're dead.
    We're never gonna get
    that crate shut.
  • 49:17 - 49:20
    And I'm getting shipped off
    to Colonel Von Kronk's School
    for Wayward Boys!
  • 49:20 - 49:24
    Why don't we
    take my car?
    You have a car?
  • 49:24 - 49:26
    Yeah, sure.
    *[CarAlarm Chirps]*
  • 49:27 - 49:30
    *[Engine Starts,*
    *Tires Screech]*
  • 49:31 - 49:33
    Wow.
    That is so cool.
  • 49:33 - 49:36
    That's just
    the dust cover.
  • 49:38 - 49:42
    Here she is, the Super Luxurious
    Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger.
  • 49:42 - 49:45
    Or S.L.O.W. For short.
  • 49:45 - 49:47
    S.L.O.W.?
  • 49:47 - 49:50
    Yeah, SLOW.
    It's better than the last name we had.
  • 49:50 - 49:53
    Super Hydraulic
    Instantaneous Transporter.
  • 49:54 - 49:58
    - Oh, you mean...
    - Ohh! Quick, to the SLOW.
    [Chortling]
  • 50:00 - 50:02
    [Grunts]
    Buckle up, kids.
  • 50:02 - 50:06
    We're on a mission to get that dog,
    and we will not rest
    until we fiind and destroy it.
  • 50:06 - 50:09
    Rescue it!
    Rescue it! Of course
    I meant rescue it.
  • 50:09 - 50:12
    Whatever. Remember, kids,
    there's nothing faster than SLOW.
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    That's backwards!
    It makes no sense.
    Look at you! Argh!
  • 50:16 - 50:18
    Okay, here we go.
    G.P. S... check.
  • 50:18 - 50:20
    *DVD, CD... check.*
  • 50:20 - 50:24
    Someone from Czechoslovakia
    is a... Czech.
    [Chortling]
  • 50:24 - 50:26
    Siren!
    What are you...
    What...
  • 50:26 - 50:28
    Siren?
    [Screaming]
  • 50:28 - 50:32
    Let's go!
  • 50:32 - 50:35
    Whoo-whoa-ho-ho!
    [Hooting]
  • 50:35 - 50:38
    Hi there!
    How are you? Yeah!
    [Giggling]
  • 50:38 - 50:41
    [Engine Backfiiring]
    [Laughing]
  • 50:41 - 50:45
    [All Yelling]
  • 50:45 - 50:51
    @ I'm sending Conrad away @
  • 50:51 - 50:54
    - Oh! Oh!
    - [Barking]
  • 50:54 - 50:56
    [Sniffs]
    Oh!
    [Barks]
  • 50:56 - 51:00
    I can't believe you whizzed
    on my taco!
  • 51:00 - 51:02
    *[Barking Continues]*
  • 51:02 - 51:05
    Wait tillJoan
    gets a load of you!
  • 51:06 - 51:08
    [Laughing]
    [Barking]
  • 51:08 - 51:11
    - There they are!
    *- [Fish] Red light, red light,*
    *red light, red light.!*
  • 51:11 - 51:13
    Red light!
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    [All Screaming]
  • 51:18 - 51:21
    - Someone else should drive.
    - All right. You win.
  • 51:21 - 51:24
    Concrete,
    you drive.
    Are you serious?
  • 51:24 - 51:25
    I don't know.
  • 51:25 - 51:29
    A little voice inside of me
    is saying, "This is a bad idea,"
  • 51:29 - 51:31
    but I can barely hear
    that little voice...
  • 51:31 - 51:36
    because an even louder
    little voice is screaming,
    "Let the 12-year-old drive!"
  • 51:36 - 51:38
    Now, punch it!
    [Imitating Engine]
  • 51:38 - 51:40
    [Grunts]
  • 51:41 - 51:42
    *This is awesome.!*
  • 51:43 - 51:44
    [Gagging]
  • 51:44 - 51:47
    - [Retching]
    - [Groans]
  • 51:49 - 51:52
    - I want to drive.
    - I think that's a great idea.
  • 51:52 - 51:55
    [Chuckling]
  • 51:55 - 51:58
    Wait!
    Two people can't drive
    at the same time.
  • 51:58 - 52:02
    You're right.
    We should all drive.
    [Chortling]
  • 52:02 - 52:05
    *[Tires Screeching]*
    [Yelling]
  • 52:06 - 52:10
    *- Cat.! Where are the brakes?*
    - I'll get them.
  • 52:12 - 52:16
    I think there's something wrong
    with your brakes. When's the
    last time you had them checked?
  • 52:17 - 52:20
    [Chortling]
    *Bad brake.!*
  • 52:25 - 52:27
    [Screaming]
  • 52:27 - 52:30
    *One-way street, one-way street,*
    *one-way street, one-way street.!*
  • 52:30 - 52:32
    - [Gasping, Screaming]
    - [Truck Horn Honking]
  • 52:36 - 52:39
    Hey, Rhode Island license plate.
    You never see those.
  • 52:41 - 52:44
    [Horn Honking]
  • 52:44 - 52:47
    Om. Om.
  • 52:48 - 52:50
    *[Loud Clanging]*
  • 52:54 - 52:57
    Air bag. Standard.
  • 52:57 - 52:59
    [Panting]
  • 53:00 - 53:02
    I think... I wet... my jar.
  • 53:02 - 53:04
    Can we do that again?
  • 53:07 - 53:09
    [Alarm Chirps]
    [Gasps]
  • 53:12 - 53:13
    Hey, there he is!
  • 53:16 - 53:19
    *[Conrad] Oh, no.!*
    *He's going into Mom's offiice.!*
  • 53:19 - 53:21
    Come on, Cat!
  • 53:23 - 53:25
    [Whistles]
    You know, Nevins,
  • 53:25 - 53:28
    whenJoan fiinds out
    you've escaped again,
    Conrad will be moving out,
  • 53:29 - 53:31
    and I'll be moving in.
  • 53:33 - 53:36
    *[Conrad] We've gotta get*
    *Nevins and that lock back.*
    *[Sally] What are we gonna do?*
  • 53:36 - 53:39
    *Don't worry.*
    *I have three plans.*
  • 53:39 - 53:42
    Plan "A": "Mess up
    a perfectly clean house."
  • 53:42 - 53:47
    Done that. Plan "B":
    "Cut your losses and ditch the kids."
  • 53:47 - 53:50
    - That could work.
    - What about that one?
  • 53:50 - 53:55
    Plan "C": "Trick Mom's boyfriend
    into handing over dog and lock."
  • 53:55 - 53:58
    I don't know.
    I still like Plan "B."
  • 53:58 - 54:01
    - [Both] Cat!
    - Okay, okay. Plan "C."
  • 54:01 - 54:03
    Look at you. Argh!
  • 54:05 - 54:08
    [Whining]
    *Excuse me, sir.*
  • 54:08 - 54:11
    I'd like you to sign
    my petition. Yeah.
  • 54:11 - 54:13
    Get out of my way,
    you hippie freak.
  • 54:13 - 54:16
    Are you aware of the senseless,
    wholesale slaughter...
  • 54:16 - 54:20
    of the flatulating,
    acid-spitting Zumzizeroo?
  • 54:20 - 54:22
    What will it take
    to get you out of my face?
  • 54:22 - 54:24
    Just sign my petition...
  • 54:25 - 54:28
    with this large, oversized pen
    that requires two hands.
  • 54:28 - 54:31
    *I see.*
    [Loud Click]
  • 54:31 - 54:33
    - Will you hold my dog?
    - Yes!
  • 54:34 - 54:37
    Okay, I have a problem
    with the word "dog."
  • 54:37 - 54:40
    I don't use the "D" word per se
    'cause I think it's really, really wrong.
  • 54:42 - 54:45
    *Yeah. But I will happily*
    *hold yourCanine-American.*
  • 54:45 - 54:49
    - I'm more comfortable
    with that really, yeah.
    - [Giggling]
  • 54:49 - 54:53
    @ How much is that Canine-American
    in the window @
  • 54:53 - 54:55
    [Both]
    Cat! Come on!
  • 54:57 - 55:00
    *- [Nevins Barking]*
    *- Hey, what the...*
  • 55:00 - 55:03
    *[Cat] Go, go, go.!*
    Come back here!
    I'm on to you kids!
  • 55:03 - 55:06
    - Nothing to see here.
    Keep moving! Go!
    - [Panting]
  • 55:06 - 55:09
    [Whistle Blows]
    Come on! Let's go.
    Ah, get in, get in!
  • 55:09 - 55:13
    Come on, let's go.
    Get in! Hi, hi.
    Get in! Get in!
  • 55:13 - 55:16
    @¤@¤[Dance]
    Look out below!
  • 55:17 - 55:20
    Oh! Sorry. Over there.
  • 55:22 - 55:24
    [Hooting]
    Hey! Hey, hey!
    Hey, hey!
  • 55:25 - 55:28
    *[Feet Screeching]*
    Ohh!
  • 55:30 - 55:33
    Oh!
    [Laughing]
  • 55:33 - 55:34
    I got you!
  • 55:36 - 55:40
    Here he comes!
    [Both]
    Cat!
  • 55:40 - 55:42
    [Yelling]
  • 55:42 - 55:47
    - [Woman Screams]
    - Where's my hat? Oh! Go! Go, go!
  • 55:47 - 55:49
    Go! Let's go!
    My tail, my tail.
  • 55:49 - 55:53
    Come on, Cat!
    [Grunts]
    I'm walking here!
  • 55:57 - 56:00
    [Angry Whimpering]
    *[Horn Honking]*
  • 56:00 - 56:03
    Joan. Joan!
    [Whimpering]
  • 56:06 - 56:09
    - I think we lost him.
    - Not the pocket. Not the pocket!
  • 56:09 - 56:13
    - We got the lock back.
    Now let's get home.
    - Relax, kid. I'm all over it.
  • 56:13 - 56:16
    [Wheezing Laugh]
    Hey.
  • 56:16 - 56:18
    What's wrong?
    This.
  • 56:18 - 56:21
    This is not my hat.
    I must have picked up
    the wrong hat back there.
  • 56:21 - 56:24
    - So?
    - So...
  • 56:24 - 56:27
    without my hat,
    I'm just your garden-variety
    six-foot-tall talking cat.
  • 56:28 - 56:29
    *Joan, yourchildren*
    *are running around town*
    *like complete maniacs.*
  • 56:31 - 56:36
    *Yes, they are.*
    *With some weird,*
    *hairy man in a big hat.*
  • 56:36 - 56:38
    Uh-huh.
  • 56:38 - 56:41
    You're gonna believe everything
    I'm telling you once we get to
    your house, okay? Come on.
  • 56:41 - 56:43
    We're doomed!
  • 56:43 - 56:47
    We're dead. This is all my fault.
    I'm such an idiot.
  • 56:47 - 56:52
    Why do I always have to do
    the opposite of what I'm supposed to?
  • 56:52 - 56:54
    Wait a second.
    That's it! The opposite!
  • 56:54 - 56:57
    Hey, Things!
    Don't help us!
  • 56:57 - 57:01
    Do not show up and help us
    get home right now!
  • 57:01 - 57:04
    - We're goin' on a road trip!
    - Larry's car?
  • 57:06 - 57:09
    How'd you get so smart?
    [Chortling]
  • 57:09 - 57:12
    [Narrator]
    *So the race was on*
    *to get back home fiirst.*
  • 57:12 - 57:15
    [Conrad]
    Hang on! We gotta beat
    Mom and Quinn home!
  • 57:16 - 57:19
    [Narrator]
    *But back at their home,*
    *things werejust getting worse.*
  • 57:36 - 57:38
    There's Mom and Larry!
  • 57:38 - 57:41
    Step on it, Joan.
    Go, go, go, go, go.
  • 57:41 - 57:45
    Oh, Things, do not do anything
    to slow down my mom.
  • 57:45 - 57:47
    [Things]
    *Slow down Mom.!*
  • 57:47 - 57:50
    [Whooping]
  • 57:50 - 57:54
    [Chattering]
  • 57:54 - 57:57
    [Quinn]
    Look, Joan, they don't
    beat them every day.
  • 57:57 - 58:00
    *[Siren Wailing]*
    Oh, great.
  • 58:00 - 58:03
    [Siren Continues]
  • 58:05 - 58:08
    [Clears Throat]
    I'm sorry, Offiicer.
    Was I speeding?
  • 58:08 - 58:11
    Mekka dekka license,
    appa registration.
  • 58:13 - 58:15
    Mekka dekka,
    you're one hot mama.
  • 58:15 - 58:18
    Hey, that's my car.
    Joan, we better go right away!
  • 58:18 - 58:20
    Please let me handle this.
  • 58:20 - 58:23
    Sorry, I guess I was
    in a hurry to get home.
  • 58:23 - 58:27
    - I'm not gonna let them
    get away with this!
    - [Babbling]
  • 58:27 - 58:29
    [Yelling]
  • 58:29 - 58:31
    [Siren Wailing]
  • 58:32 - 58:34
    Meet me at the house!
  • 58:46 - 58:49
    Not so fast,
    you little maggots!
    Ha-ha!
  • 58:49 - 58:52
    Oh, you are so busted.
    Now get inside.
  • 58:52 - 58:54
    You don't want to go in there.
    It's going to be a total...
    Aah!
  • 58:56 - 58:59
    What?
    Sally, what happened?
  • 59:00 - 59:02
    *What about the mother*
    *ofall messes?*
    *I don't know.*
  • 59:02 - 59:05
    [Sneezes]
    Why am I sneezing?
  • 59:10 - 59:13
    That'd be me. Boo!
  • 59:13 - 59:17
    You're a giant...
    [Sneezing]
  • 59:17 - 59:19
    Cat!
  • 59:19 - 59:22
    [Screaming]
  • 59:22 - 59:26
    Judas Priest!
  • 59:26 - 59:28
    Ooh.
    *Mama mia.*
  • 59:32 - 59:34
    What happened
    to our house?
  • 59:34 - 59:38
    It's the mother
    of all messes.
    Yup!
  • 59:38 - 59:41
    Pure, unadulterated fun
    without any good sense or judgment.
  • 59:41 - 59:44
    See, Corn Dog,
    this is why I warned you...
  • 59:44 - 59:46
    not to open the crate.
  • 59:46 - 59:48
    - [Birds Honking]
    - Although, on the plus side,
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    I think people will be
    talking about tonight's party
    for the rest of their lives.
  • 59:53 - 59:56
    - [Nevins Whines]
    - [Groans]
  • 59:56 - 59:59
    - We gotta shut the crate! Come on!
    - Okay.
  • 59:59 - 60:01
    [Cat Chuckling]
  • 60:01 - 60:04
    Let's take the front hall carpet.
    [Chortling]
  • 60:04 - 60:08
    - This can't be the front hall.
    - This is what happens when you
    mix yourworld and my world.
  • 60:09 - 60:11
    Oh, and when you eat
    bad shellfiish.
  • 60:11 - 60:14
    Let's go! Oh, yeah!
  • 60:14 - 60:16
    Cat, how do we
    fiind the crate?
    Beats me.
  • 60:17 - 60:20
    This hat is worthless,
    and it makes me look fat.
  • 60:20 - 60:22
    - Where's Mrs. Kwan?
    - Oh-ho-ho!
  • 60:22 - 60:25
    *Here she comes,*
    *right on schedule.*
  • 60:28 - 60:31
    - Oh, yeah!
    - We're going to ride Mrs. Kwan?
  • 60:32 - 60:35
    *Sure.! It's the only way*
    *to the crate. Hop on.!*
  • 60:35 - 60:39
    Oh, this is gonna be good!
  • 60:39 - 60:43
    Please keep your hands and feet
    in the Kwan at all times!
  • 60:43 - 60:47
    Enjoy the ride!
    [Chortling]
  • 60:47 - 60:51
    *Ladies and gentlemen,*
    *the dining room. Ohh.!*
    [Laughing]
  • 60:51 - 60:53
    [Sally]
    This is the dining room?
    *[Clock Cuckooing]*
  • 60:54 - 60:56
    Hey, look.
    Chandelier!
  • 60:56 - 60:58
    [Chuckling]
  • 61:02 - 61:05
    [Conrad]
    *Is that the bathroom?*
  • 61:05 - 61:08
    You might want to
    hold it for a while.
  • 61:10 - 61:12
    Something like that
    really burns my...
  • 61:12 - 61:14
    [All]
    Aaah!
  • 61:16 - 61:21
    This is amazing!
    It's like a ride
    at an amusement park!
  • 61:21 - 61:24
    You mean, like at...
    Universal Studios.
  • 61:24 - 61:27
    [Laughing]
    Cha-ching.
  • 61:27 - 61:31
    Whoa!
  • 61:31 - 61:33
    [All Screaming]
  • 61:33 - 61:36
    - [Cat] Whoa!
    - [Grumbling]
  • 61:37 - 61:41
    Please exit the Kwan to your left.
    Have a nice day!
  • 61:41 - 61:44
    This is ridiculous.
    I have to get home.
  • 61:44 - 61:48
    [Grunting]
    Police brutality!
    Illegal choke hold!
  • 61:49 - 61:52
    Where are we?
    The living room,
    I think.
  • 61:52 - 61:54
    Ah, man!
    My eyes are closed.
  • 61:54 - 61:59
    If there's no line, could we
    go back and do that again?
    There's the crate!
  • 61:59 - 62:01
    Oh!
    [Chortling]
  • 62:06 - 62:08
    If we shut the crate,
    the house will go back to normal.
  • 62:08 - 62:10
    You have the lock?
  • 62:10 - 62:12
    Got it!
    Come on! Let's go!
  • 62:16 - 62:19
    Sally!
    [Both Grunting]
  • 62:19 - 62:22
    - Come on!
    - It won't shut!
  • 62:22 - 62:27
    Sally! Everything
    is disappearing up there!
  • 62:27 - 62:29
    - Help!
    - Sally!
  • 62:29 - 62:32
    - Oh! Oh!
    - Sal... Aaah!
  • 62:32 - 62:35
    - Help me, Conrad!
    - Sally!
  • 62:36 - 62:41
    Help me!
    I can't hold on!
  • 62:41 - 62:44
    Hang on!
    Help me, Conrad!
  • 62:45 - 62:48
    Help.!
    Sally, I can't reach
    the lock!
  • 62:48 - 62:52
    - No!
    - I can't save you
    unless you let go!
  • 62:52 - 62:54
    Okay.
  • 62:55 - 62:58
    [Screaming]
    Help me!
  • 63:00 - 63:03
    - [Lock] Yes!
    - [Screaming]
  • 63:23 - 63:28
    *[Crashing, Groaning]*
    *[Birds Chirping]*
  • 63:28 - 63:32
    [Yelling]
  • 63:32 - 63:36
    [Gurgling]
    Ugh!
  • 63:36 - 63:38
    I did it!
    I did it!
  • 63:38 - 63:41
    *I did it.! I did it.!*
    *I did it.!*
  • 63:41 - 63:43
    [Laughing]
    I did it! I did it!
  • 63:46 - 63:50
    Okay, "we" did it.
  • 63:50 - 63:53
    I don't think
    we did anything.
  • 63:53 - 63:58
    The place is still a wreck.
    You said if we shut the crate,
    everything would be okay!
  • 63:58 - 64:01
    But it's not.
    It's a complete disaster!
  • 64:01 - 64:03
    Well, what are you
    gonna do?
  • 64:03 - 64:05
    Tennis, anyone?
  • 64:07 - 64:09
    *[Metal Popping]*
  • 64:10 - 64:13
    *[Balls Rolling]*
    [Sniffiing]
  • 64:13 - 64:15
    Ooh!
    [Purring]
  • 64:15 - 64:18
    Love that new ball smell.
    Yeah.
  • 64:18 - 64:23
    - Hey, your hat... it's magic again?
    - Oops.
  • 64:24 - 64:28
    Well, now that the cat's out of the bag,
    to use an archaic
    and cruel-sounding metaphor,
  • 64:28 - 64:30
    why don't you serve fiirst?
  • 64:30 - 64:32
    You had your real hat
    this whole time?
  • 64:32 - 64:35
    Uh-yup.
    I planned the whole day.
    [Wheezing Laugh]
  • 64:36 - 64:39
    - What do you mean,
    you planned the whole day? All of it?
    - Uh-yup.
  • 64:39 - 64:40
    - The house getting trashed?
    - Uh-yup.
  • 64:41 - 64:42
    - Quinn taking Nevins?
    - Uh-yup.
  • 64:42 - 64:45
    - Cutting off your tail?
    - Uh-nope. No.
  • 64:47 - 64:49
    *You even knew*
    *I'd open the crate?*
  • 64:49 - 64:53
    Why do you think I made it my one rule?
    I knew you couldn't resist.
  • 64:53 - 64:56
    Now, who's up for a game
    of Canadian doubles?
  • 64:56 - 64:59
    *[Loud Crashing]*
  • 64:59 - 65:01
    Cat, you said nothing bad
    would happen.
  • 65:01 - 65:04
    Cat, you need to get out.
  • 65:04 - 65:07
    I don't know that game.
    It's not a game.
  • 65:07 - 65:10
    None of this is a game!
  • 65:10 - 65:15
    - But I thought you two
    wanted to have fun today.
    - Look around, Cat.
  • 65:15 - 65:18
    *You were right.*
    *It's fun to have fun,*
    *but you have to know how.*
  • 65:18 - 65:21
    You don't know
    when enough is enough.
    Now, go!
  • 65:23 - 65:24
    Suzy.
  • 65:24 - 65:26
    Cromwell.
  • 65:26 - 65:28
    Please.
  • 65:28 - 65:30
    [Both]
    Out!
  • 65:38 - 65:39
    Out!
  • 65:53 - 65:55
    [Sparking]
  • 65:55 - 65:57
    Good riddance!
  • 65:57 - 66:00
    Now, this may not be the time
    for"I told you so," but...
  • 66:06 - 66:08
    Like I said,
    not the time.
  • 66:08 - 66:11
    I'll get the mop
    and bucket.
  • 66:11 - 66:15
    Conrad, you might want
    to get out ofhere until Mom
    has a chance to calm down.
  • 66:16 - 66:20
    No. This was my fault.
    I'll take the blame.
  • 66:20 - 66:23
    Look, Mom will be home any second.
    Why don't you go upstairs?
  • 66:24 - 66:26
    I'm not going upstairs.
    I'm staying with you.
  • 66:26 - 66:29
    Really? Why?
    Two reasons.
  • 66:30 - 66:32
    One, the stairs are destroyed.
  • 66:32 - 66:37
    Two, this is just as much
    my fault as yours.
  • 66:37 - 66:39
    We should share the blame.
  • 66:40 - 66:42
    Thanks, Sally.
  • 66:42 - 66:44
    By the way,
  • 66:44 - 66:46
    you're a pretty good brother.
  • 66:46 - 66:50
    Glad you think that.
    Maybe we can room together
    at military school.
  • 66:54 - 66:57
    Well, here goes.
  • 67:01 - 67:03
    [Chortling]
  • 67:06 - 67:09
    @ Bet you thought I'd gone
    Bet you felt a sting @
  • 67:09 - 67:12
    *@¤Bet you neverthought*
    *I'd have anothersong to sing @¤*
  • 67:12 - 67:15
    @ But now that you've learned your lesson
    Allow me to blow your mind @
  • 67:15 - 67:18
    @ By reading to you the small print
    of the contract that you signed @@
  • 67:18 - 67:22
    Okay, section eight,
    article 93, subparagraph 834.
  • 67:22 - 67:24
    *Right by the chili stain.*
    [Chuckles]
  • 67:24 - 67:27
    It reads, "If Conrad, a.k.a. Concrete,
    should open the crate...
  • 67:27 - 67:30
    "and we know he will...
    the contract shall be null and void.
  • 67:32 - 67:34
    "However,
  • 67:34 - 67:38
    if Sally and Conrad
    should learn from their mistakes,
    the contract shall be reinstated."
  • 67:38 - 67:41
    *I think you two have satisfiied*
    *the legal burden oflearning.*
  • 67:41 - 67:43
    [Both]
    Yeah!
  • 67:43 - 67:45
    So there's just one last game to play.
    It's called "Clean Up The House."
  • 67:45 - 67:50
    Kids, meet the Dynamic Industrial
    Renovating Tractormajigger.
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    [Both]
    D-l-R-T?
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    That's right!
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    [Chortling]
    *@¤It's getting better*
    *all the time @¤*
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    *@¤I used to get mad*
    *at my school @¤*
    Ta-da!
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    *@¤ The teachers who taught me*
    *weren't cool @¤*
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    *@¤ You're holding me down @¤*
  • 68:10 - 68:12
    *@¤ Turning me 'round @¤*
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    *@¤Filling me up*
    *with your rules @¤*
    *@¤Ooh-ooh @¤*
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    *@¤I've got to admit*
    *it's getting better@¤*
    @¤Better@¤
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    *@¤A little better*
    *all the time @¤*
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    *@¤It can't get no worse @¤*
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    *@¤I have to admit*
    *it's getting better@¤*
    @¤Better@¤
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    *@¤A little better*
    *since you've been mine @¤*
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    *- [Cat Chortling]*
    - Hee-hee!
    [Babbling]
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    *@¤Me used to be*
    *an angry young man @¤*
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    *@¤Me hiding my head*
    *in the sand @¤*
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    [Horn Honks]
    *@¤ You gave me the word*
    *I fiinally heard @¤*
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    *@¤I'm doing the best*
    *that I can,yeah @¤*
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    *@¤I've got to admit*
    *it's getting better@¤*
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    @¤Better@¤
    *@¤A little better*
    *all the time @¤*
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    *@¤Can't get no worse @¤*
  • 68:56 - 68:58
    *@¤I have to admit*
    *it's getting better@¤*
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    @¤Better@¤
    *@¤It's getting better@¤*
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    *@¤Since you've been mine @¤*
    Oh, yeah!
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    *@¤Getting so much better@¤*
    These drapes are so out,
  • 69:06 - 69:07
    *@¤All the time @¤*
    they're in!
  • 69:07 - 69:10
    *@¤It's getting better*
    *all the time @¤*
    [Chortling] Yeah!
  • 69:10 - 69:13
    *- @¤Better, better, better@¤*
    - Spin! Spin!
  • 69:13 - 69:16
    *@¤It's getting better*
    *all the time @¤*
  • 69:16 - 69:20
    *@¤Better, better, better@¤*
  • 69:24 - 69:25
    [Blubbering]
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    [Chortling]
    Ooh! Ooh!
  • 69:38 - 69:43
    *@¤I have to admit*
    *it's getting better@¤*
  • 69:43 - 69:46
    *@¤A little better*
    *all the time @¤*
    [Barking]
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    *@¤It can't get no worse @¤*
    *@¤ Yes, I admit*
    *it's getting better@¤*
  • 69:50 - 69:52
    *- @¤It's getting better@¤*
    - Bye!
  • 69:52 - 69:54
    *@¤Since you've been mine @¤*
  • 69:55 - 69:58
    *@¤Getting so much better*
    *all the time @¤@¤*
  • 70:02 - 70:05
    Okay, we had some good times.
  • 70:05 - 70:07
    We cleaned up the house.
  • 70:08 - 70:10
    We even managed to work in
    an up-tempo pop tune for the sound track.
  • 70:10 - 70:12
    That's important.
  • 70:12 - 70:17
    I guess there's just one
    last thing to check.
  • 70:17 - 70:20
    [Gurgling]
    Huh?
  • 70:23 - 70:25
    [Dings]
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    [Dings]
  • 70:29 - 70:32
    Looks like everything's
    in balance,
  • 70:32 - 70:34
    but you're still smoking
    way too many cigars.
  • 70:34 - 70:38
    *- And you... lay offthe sauce.!*
    - [Chuckles]
  • 70:38 - 70:40
    Cat,
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    this day has been...
    amazing.
  • 70:44 - 70:46
    Thank you, Cat.
  • 70:50 - 70:52
    For everything.
  • 70:54 - 70:56
    Conrad?
  • 70:57 - 70:59
    Sally?
  • 71:02 - 71:04
    Adieu.
  • 71:05 - 71:07
    *- [Sally]*
    Cat.!
    - Cat!
  • 71:08 - 71:10
    - Huh?
    - Wait, Cat.
    - Don't go!
  • 71:10 - 71:12
    [Chuckles]
  • 71:12 - 71:14
    Uh-oh!
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    [Chortling]
  • 71:17 - 71:20
    *All right, kids.*
    *This place better not be a mess.*
  • 71:20 - 71:23
    I'm... home?
  • 71:23 - 71:25
    Hi, Mom.
    Hi, Mom.
  • 71:25 - 71:29
    Miss Walden, home so soon?
    The children were angels.
  • 71:29 - 71:32
    *- Thanks, Mrs. Kwan.*
    - Hello, Joan.
  • 71:32 - 71:35
    [Gasps]
    Lawrence, what happened to you?
  • 71:37 - 71:40
    They... happened to me.
  • 71:40 - 71:44
    Your demonic children.
  • 71:44 - 71:47
    [Panting]
    *They destroyed your house.!*
  • 71:47 - 71:50
    Uh...
  • 71:50 - 71:53
    [Quinn]
    *The house was alive.*
    *The wall was made ofpaper.*
  • 71:53 - 71:57
    I fell off the cliff.
    And the giant cat...
  • 71:59 - 72:01
    The giant cat!
  • 72:01 - 72:03
    [Whispers]
    Tell her.
  • 72:03 - 72:06
    Larry, Larry.
  • 72:06 - 72:08
    You look terrible,
  • 72:09 - 72:11
    and my mom
    thinks you're insane.
  • 72:11 - 72:15
    This is what we in sales
    call "a win-win scenario."
  • 72:17 - 72:20
    Joan, you are passing up
    the opportunity of a lifetime.
  • 72:20 - 72:24
    You know what kind ofkid
    your boy is.
  • 72:24 - 72:27
    I mean, who are you
    going to believe?
  • 72:27 - 72:31
    You're right. I do know
    what kind ofkid Conrad is.
  • 72:31 - 72:33
    He can be irresponsible.
  • 72:33 - 72:36
    Yes!
    He makes bad choices.
  • 72:36 - 72:40
    Sometimes he makes me
    want to tear my hair out.
    Yes! Yes! Yes!
  • 72:40 - 72:43
    But he's a good kid,
    and I believe in him.
  • 72:43 - 72:46
    Now, I'd like you
    to leave.
  • 72:46 - 72:49
    Wha... Joan. Joan.
  • 72:49 - 72:52
    Joan. Joan.
  • 72:52 - 72:57
    Oh, Joan, Joan, Joan!
    [Crying]
  • 72:59 - 73:01
    [Sneezes]
  • 73:01 - 73:03
    [Groaning]
  • 73:06 - 73:09
    - Will you marry me, Joan?
    - [Groans]
  • 73:09 - 73:12
    Oh, Joan, Joan,
    Joan, Joan.
  • 73:12 - 73:15
    [Sobbing]
  • 73:15 - 73:18
    [Squeals]
    Yes!
    Yeah!
  • 73:18 - 73:20
    *[Both Laughing]*
    [Conrad]
    Yeah.!
  • 73:21 - 73:25
    Oh, that's nice.
    [Snoring]
  • 73:26 - 73:29
    *[People Chattering]*
  • 73:29 - 73:32
    Mr. Humberfloob?
    Whoa-ho-ho!
  • 73:32 - 73:36
    Almost got me again.
    Enjoy the party.
  • 73:36 - 73:40
    *Mr. Humberfloob.*
    Joan, the party's a hit
    and the house is immaculate.
  • 73:40 - 73:42
    Congratulations.
  • 73:42 - 73:45
    [Woman]
    *Miss Walden. Uh, Miss Walden.*
  • 73:45 - 73:48
    Chicka-ow, chicka-ow,
    chica-yee-haw!
    Hi, Mom!
  • 73:48 - 73:51
    *Honey, yourcupcakes*
    *are a huge hit.*
    *What did you put in them?*
  • 73:51 - 73:55
    Mom, you can make cupcakes
    out of anything.
  • 73:55 - 73:58
    *Are you telling me*
    *you can make cupcakes*
    *out ofanything?*
  • 73:58 - 74:02
    - Anything.
    - Anything?
  • 74:02 - 74:04
    So what did you kids
    do today, huh?
  • 74:04 - 74:08
    [Narrator]
    *Well, what would you do*
    *ifyour motherasked you?*
  • 74:08 - 74:11
    *The family was whole,*
    *all thanks to the Cat,*
  • 74:12 - 74:14
    *who was dashing and charming,*
    *no doubt about that.*
  • 74:15 - 74:16
    *He was witty and cultured...*
  • 74:17 - 74:19
    *and, well, very endearing...*
  • 74:19 - 74:21
    *and tremendously attractive,*
  • 74:21 - 74:23
    but in a sort of real way.
  • 74:23 - 74:26
    You know, kind of
    an approachable way that I think
    you don't see these days...
  • 74:26 - 74:29
    [Normal Voice]
    Oh! Hello! I was just, uh...
  • 74:30 - 74:33
    I really should be going.
    [Chuckles]
  • 74:33 - 74:35
    How'd they get so smart?
  • 74:36 - 74:40
    [Whooping]
    [Chortling]
  • 74:40 - 74:43
    [All Laughing]
    Oh, yeah!
  • 74:44 - 74:46
    Whoo!
  • 74:47 - 74:49
    [Chortling]
  • 74:57 - 74:59
    Come on, Things!
    Let's go!
  • 74:59 - 75:03
    What's on my schedule
    for tomorrow?
  • 75:03 - 75:06
    What do you say
    we go on vacation?
    [Chortling]
  • 75:06 - 75:10
    How 'bout Hawaii?
    I like Hawaii.
  • 75:10 - 75:14
    I should warn you,
    there are certain places that
    don't allow certain Things.
  • 75:14 - 75:19
    [Chuckling]
    *Oh, Things are complicated.*
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    Fixed By Pacman
  • 75:40 - 75:43
    *@¤ Things are getting weird*
    *Things are getting tough @¤*
  • 75:43 - 75:46
    *@¤Nothing's making sense*
    *but you keep on looking up @¤*
  • 75:46 - 75:50
    *@¤ They tell you to be true*
    *You're trying every day @¤*
  • 75:50 - 75:53
    *@¤ To keep it on the real*
    *Still you gotta fiind a way @¤*
  • 75:53 - 75:57
    *@¤ To make your mama happy*
    *To make your papa proud @¤*
  • 75:57 - 76:00
    *@¤ You wanna turn it up*
    *but all you hear is "tone it down"@¤*
  • 76:00 - 76:04
    *@¤So gather'round*
    *I'm here to say @¤*
  • 76:04 - 76:07
    *@¤ You'll never make everybody's day @¤*
  • 76:07 - 76:10
    *@¤But while you're around*
    *you might as well @¤*
  • 76:10 - 76:13
    *@¤Catch the tiger by its tail @¤*
  • 76:13 - 76:16
    *@¤And hang on*
    *hang on, hang on @¤*
  • 76:16 - 76:19
    *@¤Everybodyjust get on*
    *get on, get on @¤*
  • 76:19 - 76:22
    *@¤Get started*
    *and go on, go on, go on @¤*
  • 76:22 - 76:28
    *@¤Everybodyjust hold on @¤*
  • 76:28 - 76:32
    *@¤Sometimes I wanna cry*
    *orthrow the towel in @¤*
  • 76:32 - 76:35
    *@¤ You try to bring me down*
    *but I'll take it on the chin @¤*
  • 76:35 - 76:39
    *@¤And everywhere I go*
    *the people are the same @¤*
  • 76:39 - 76:42
    *@¤ Theyjust want to know*
    *that everything will be okay @¤*
  • 76:42 - 76:46
    *@¤ When things are getting rough*
    *they turn it back around @¤*
  • 76:46 - 76:49
    *@¤ You gotta turn it up*
    *when they tell you "tone it down"@¤*
  • 76:49 - 76:52
    *@¤So gather'round*
    *I'm here to say @¤*
  • 76:52 - 76:56
    *@¤ You'll never make everybody's day @¤*
  • 76:56 - 76:59
    *@¤But while you're around*
    *you might as well @¤*
  • 76:59 - 77:02
    *@¤Catch the tiger by its tail @¤*
  • 77:02 - 77:04
    *@¤And hang on*
    *hang on, hang on @¤*
  • 77:04 - 77:08
    @¤Everybodyjust
    *get on, get on, get on @¤*
  • 77:08 - 77:11
    *@¤Get started*
    *and go on, go on, go on @¤*
  • 77:11 - 77:15
    *@¤Everybodyjust hold on @¤*
  • 77:16 - 77:20
    *@¤Just hang on @¤*
  • 77:34 - 77:38
    *@¤So gather'round*
    *I'm here to say @¤*
  • 77:38 - 77:41
    *@¤ You'll never make everybody's day @¤*
  • 77:41 - 77:44
    *@¤But while you're around*
    *you might as well @¤*
  • 77:44 - 77:47
    *@¤Catch a tiger by its tail @¤*
  • 77:47 - 77:49
    *@¤And hang on*
    *hang on, hang on @¤*
  • 77:50 - 77:53
    @¤Everybodyjust
    *get on, get on, get on @¤*
  • 77:53 - 77:56
    *@¤Get started*
    *and go on, go on, go on @¤*
  • 77:56 - 78:01
    *@¤Everybodyjust hold on @¤*
  • 78:01 - 78:03
    *@¤Hang on, hang on, hang on @¤*
  • 78:03 - 78:07
    @¤Everybodyjust
    *get on, get on, get on @¤*
  • 78:07 - 78:10
    *@¤Get started*
    *and go on, go on, go on @¤*
  • 78:10 - 78:14
    *@¤Everybodyjust hold on @¤*
  • 78:15 - 78:24
    *@¤Just hang on @¤@¤*
Title:
The Cat In The Hat Full Movie
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