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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.10,0:00:08.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Subrip By PrimeEvil\NFixed By Pacman
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.40,0:01:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Narrator]{\i0}\N*There are gajillions ofstories...*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.00,0:01:18.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*ofmischiefand fun,*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.20,0:01:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*but to keep things simple,*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.20,0:01:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*let's start withjust one...*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.90,0:01:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*about a mom and two kids...*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.50,0:01:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*and a house and a hat...*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.80,0:01:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*that, oddly enough,*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.80,0:01:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*was worn by a cat.*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.20,0:01:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*But soon enough*\N*we will get to all that.*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.30,0:01:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*In the valley that stretches*\N*from this hill to that hill,*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.30,0:01:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*a city is nestled...*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.40,0:01:45.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*that city is Anville.*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.60,0:01:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Kid] Hurry up!\NWe'll miss the movie!\N- Any more tutti-frutti?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.00,0:01:48.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll check.\NThanks!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.00,0:01:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[NarratorContinues]{\i0}\N*It's a town that's not huge,*\N*but quite big enough...*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.30,0:01:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*for buyers and sellers*\N*to sell and buy stuff,*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.60,0:01:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*from shoes and shirts...*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.40,0:02:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*and elongated ladders...*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.70,0:02:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*to sailboats and gibble-grated*\N*berry-juice bladders.*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.00,0:02:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Horn Honks]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.50,0:02:12.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*So ourstory begins*\N*at the corner*\N*ofMain and Montroob...*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.00,0:02:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*in the spotless*\N*real estate offiice...*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.50,0:02:19.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*run by Hank Humberfloob.*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.10,0:02:22.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Woman]{\i0}\N*Humberfloob Real Estate. How can*\N*we make yourdreams come true?*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.00,0:02:24.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[People Chattering]*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.60,0:02:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean,\Nyou're leaving?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.10,0:02:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a babysitter.\NBabysitters don't leave. They sit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.60,0:02:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baby-leavers leave.\NI'm sorry. I really\Ngotta go, Miss Walden.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.60,0:02:40.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I need to come home\Nright away.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.60,0:02:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.\NThank you, Amy.\NSorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.30,0:02:44.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Sighs]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.80,0:02:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Attention, everyone!\NIt's 9:02.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.90,0:02:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Staff meeting!\NStaff meeting!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.10,0:02:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[All Gasping, Murmuring]\N*Look alive, everyone.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.20,0:02:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First I'd like to\Nwelcome aboard...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.40,0:03:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our newest member\Nof the Humberfloob family,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.60,0:03:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jim McFlinnagan!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.90,0:03:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mr. Humberfloob,\NI wanted to thank you...\N- [All Gasping]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.80,0:03:06.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fired.\NI beg your pardon?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.90,0:03:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fired.\NB-But l...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.40,0:03:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fired!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.50,0:03:19.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One, two, three,\Nfour, fiive, six, seven,\Neight, nine, 10!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.00,0:03:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you know, tonight is\Nour bimonthly"meet and greet" party.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.20,0:03:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tonight's host is...\NJoan Walden.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.70,0:03:33.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is where people can\Nmeet our real estate agents...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.80,0:03:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in an informal,\Nyet hygienic setting.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.80,0:03:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Humberfloob,\NI have to get home to my kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.20,0:03:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.50,0:03:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your children.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.10,0:03:52.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joan, let me make this\Nperfectly clear.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.40,0:03:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If your house\Nis as messy as last time,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.20,0:04:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're fiired!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.40,0:04:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Employees Gasping,*\N{\i1}Murmuring]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.30,0:04:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's pretty clear,\NMr. Humberfloob.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.00,0:04:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry. I promise.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.00,0:04:10.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My kids'll be\Non their best behavior.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.30,0:04:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.70,0:04:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Phone Rings]*\N{\i1}[Woman]{\i0}\N*Humberfloob Real Estate.*
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.20,0:04:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*How can we make*\N*yourdreams come true?*\N*Please hold.*
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.20,0:04:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Narrator]{\i0}\N*Lfyou leave Humberfloob's*\N*and turn left onto Main,*
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.30,0:04:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*three miles down*\N*you'll fiind Lipplapper Lane,*
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.90,0:04:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*a pleasant-enough street*\N*in a pleasant-enough way...*
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.50,0:04:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*where a neighbor greeted neighbor*\N*with a neighborly"Hey.!"*
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.90,0:04:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!\NHey!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.40,0:04:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Here the hedges were hedged,*\N*the weeds were all weeded,*
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.90,0:04:45.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*and lawns were mowed daily,*
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.40,0:04:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*twice daily ifneeded.*
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.40,0:04:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*And at the end*\N*ofthis street,*
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.70,0:04:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*in a house like any other,*
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.00,0:04:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*something magical*\N*would happen...*
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.20,0:04:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*to a sisterand her brother.*
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.20,0:05:00.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Barking]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.50,0:05:10.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Barks]{\i0}\NShh! Nevins!\NStealth mode.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.40,0:05:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today's to-do list.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.40,0:05:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number one:\NMake to-do list.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.90,0:05:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number two:\NPractice coloring.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.30,0:05:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number three:\NResearch graduate schools.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.10,0:05:22.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number four:\NBe spontaneous.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.00,0:05:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number fiive:\NCreate lasting\Nchildhood memories.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.50,0:05:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*And numbersix:*\N*Amend will.*
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.10,0:05:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is he doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.40,0:05:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sighs]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.70,0:05:46.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Whines]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.60,0:05:50.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Beeps]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.30,0:05:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number 10:\NMake tomorrow's to-do list.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.80,0:06:00.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen!\N*[Nevins Barking]*
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.40,0:06:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nevins,\Nyour attention, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.30,0:06:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are about to witness\Nthe third most spectacular stunt...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.40,0:06:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever performed\Nunder this roof!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.90,0:06:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know how hard it's getting\Nto tell people that we're related?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.70,0:06:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Relax.\NI'll put everything back.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.80,0:06:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Whining]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.40,0:06:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now,\Nfor the indoor stair luge!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.90,0:06:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Indoor stair luge?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.90,0:06:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have to add this one\Nto my list.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.20,0:06:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go have no fun\Nsomewhere else.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.00,0:06:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*It... is... showtime.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.60,0:06:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Whimpers]\N- [Grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.10,0:06:43.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Whoa.!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.70,0:06:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Yelling]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.40,0:06:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aah!\N- Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.90,0:06:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.50,0:06:53.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*- [Woman] Oh, my word.!*\N- [Nevins Barking]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.20,0:06:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nevins!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.20,0:06:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Nevins, come back.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.00,0:07:01.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Mom. What's up?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.50,0:07:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are so lucky\Nyou didn't ruin this dress.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.50,0:07:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom, I know\Nyou're angry,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.10,0:07:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but there's something\Nyou need to know.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.10,0:07:15.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was all Sally's fault.\NOh, really?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.80,0:07:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And how, exactly,\Nwas it Sally's fault?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.30,0:07:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me a minute.\NI'm workin' on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.40,0:07:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Save it, Conrad.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.90,0:07:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why today? Why did you\Nhave to pick today\Nto destroy the house?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.10,0:07:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know\Nwhat's happening today.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.10,0:07:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tried to tell him, Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.10,0:07:32.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Mom's throwing\Na very important party," I said.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.60,0:07:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"All ofher important\Nclients will be here."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.60,0:07:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he went right ahead\Nand wrecked the house\Nand let Nevins get away.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.40,0:07:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, again, I hope\Nyou're going to ground him.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.10,0:07:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Sally, for a week, but\Nthat's none of your business.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.90,0:07:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aweek?\NCome on. Two days.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.90,0:07:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked you to do\None thing today, Conrad...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.40,0:07:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,keep the house\Nclean.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.50,0:07:55.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know how frustrating it is\Nthat you're always doing\Nthe exact opposite of what I say?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.80,0:07:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Knock, knock, knock.*
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.60,0:07:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Growling]\NSomeone lose a dog?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.90,0:08:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*I found him next door...*
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.90,0:08:03.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in my yard... again.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.90,0:08:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are a saint.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.40,0:08:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And here I thought\Nyou were only dating me\Nfor my good looks.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.30,0:08:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lucky us.\NLarry Quinn is here.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.80,0:08:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Hey-a, sport.*\N*Call me Lawrence.*\N{\i1}Okay?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.00,0:08:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You rescued Nevins!\NThanks, Lawrence!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.10,0:08:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was my pleasure, Sally.\NAnything for my little princess.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.00,0:08:22.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I don't wanna be a princess.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.70,0:08:26.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a constitutional monarchy\Nparliament has all the real power.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.30,0:08:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see.\NOkay, that's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.80,0:08:31.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, look, pal, be a sport.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.00,0:08:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you go\Ntidy up the living room.\NOkay...{\i1}dude?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.00,0:08:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have to listen to you, Larry.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.90,0:08:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Conrad,\Ndo what Lawrence says.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.30,0:08:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you given some thought\Nabout the Wilhelm Academy?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.30,0:09:00.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean the Colonel Wilhelm\NMilitary Academy forTroubled Youth?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.60,0:09:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the one, Joan.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.20,0:09:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not sure\Nit's right for Conrad.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.40,0:09:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Joan, Joan.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.00,0:09:12.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joan, Joan, Joan.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.60,0:09:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have so much respect\Nforyou, Joan.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.40,0:09:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Single mother, careerwoman,\Nraising two children on your own,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.10,0:09:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and still fiinding time\Nto be the best darned\Nreal estate agent in town.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.30,0:09:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know how hard it is, Joan.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.90,0:09:32.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is hard.\NOh... I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.70,0:09:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*And I know*\N*how hard you're trying.*
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.40,0:09:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a once-in-a-lifetime\Nproposition,\Nand you must act now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.20,0:09:43.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Colonel Wilhelm\NMilitary Academy\NforTroubled Youth...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.20,0:09:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is what we call in the sales game\Na win-win scenario.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.10,0:09:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A top-flight military school,\Nand it's only... eight hours away.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.80,0:09:56.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Phone Rings]*\NOh, the phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.40,0:09:59.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Phone Rings]*
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.40,0:10:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard what you said.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.40,0:10:08.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not going to military school, Larry.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.50,0:10:10.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, buddy,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.00,0:10:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know I'm not your dad...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.00,0:10:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is probably\Nreally strange foryou...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.00,0:10:18.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your neighbor's\Ndating your mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.70,0:10:22.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But here's the thing, son.\NCome here.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.40,0:10:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't like you either.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.90,0:10:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm gonna\Nmarry your mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.60,0:10:31.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if it was up to me,\Nyou'd be at military school today.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.90,0:10:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not going\Nto military school.\NOhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.50,0:10:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you're gonna love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.50,0:10:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just like summer camp,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.50,0:10:40.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,except with brutal forced marches...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.50,0:10:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and soul-crushing discipline.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.50,0:10:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And one more thing...\NIt's Lawrence,\Nyou snot-nosed son of a...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.20,0:10:50.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wonderful woman\Nwho I'm absolutely crazy about!\N[Grunting] Oww!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.20,0:10:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gosh, I love children!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.20,0:10:54.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Joan,\NI didn't see you there.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.20,0:10:56.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you be a doll\Nand help me bring up chairs\Nfrom the basement?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.00,0:10:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing would give me\Nmore pleasure, Joan,\Nbut I do have to run.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.60,0:11:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a very important\Nsales conference downtown.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.50,0:11:04.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.00,0:11:07.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, I'll see you at the party tonight.\N- Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.20,0:11:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom, that guy's a total phony.\NYou can't let Larry...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.20,0:11:36.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Lawrence, Conrad.\N*[Doorbell Rings]*
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.90,0:11:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kate's Catering.\NI'm here to do your party tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.50,0:11:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, hi.\NWhere's Kate?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.20,0:11:45.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Kate.\NOh. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.40,0:11:47.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right this way, Kate.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.40,0:11:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom, you've gotta\Nlisten to me...\N*[Phone Ringing]*
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.10,0:11:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quiet!\NTwo weeks ago\Nyou said you would...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.70,0:11:53.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Joan Screams]\NI "specialed" it.\NSee?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.00,0:11:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quiet!\NNevins!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.20,0:11:59.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ringing Continues]\NI said quiet!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.00,0:12:02.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ringing]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.80,0:12:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joan Walden Real Estate.\NBe it ever so humble,\Nthere's no place likeJoan.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.00,0:12:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Mr. Humberfloob.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.20,0:12:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, hi, Mr. Humberfloob.\N- Joan, I need you to come back to the offiice.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.10,0:12:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Today?\N*- Yes, Joan.*
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.50,0:12:18.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No problem?\N- No problem at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.20,0:12:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.20,0:12:22.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Gasps]\N- What's going on, Mommy?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.70,0:12:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mommy has to go\Nback to the offiice.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.60,0:12:29.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! I hope Mrs. Kwan\Ncan babysit.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.40,0:12:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Not Mrs. Kwan!\N*- [Doorbell Rings]*
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.30,0:12:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!\NHi, Mrs. Kwan.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.30,0:12:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi.\NI'm running late.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.30,0:12:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for babysitting\Non such short notice.\NMmm, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.30,0:12:43.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Mrs. Kwan.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.40,0:12:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh-oh-oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.90,0:12:47.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be back\Nin a couple ofhours.\NHi.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.70,0:12:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Conrad's grounded,*\N*so no video games.*
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.50,0:12:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Sally?{\i0}\N*Last chance.*
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.50,0:12:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you wanna make cupcakes,\NI can take you to\Nyour friend Ginny's house.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.60,0:12:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Growling]\N*- Ginny's not my friend anymore.*
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.60,0:13:00.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Last time we made cupcakes*\N*she wanted to be the head chef.*
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.40,0:13:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I'm{\i0} the head chef.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.40,0:13:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about Denise, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.20,0:13:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She talked back to me,\Nso I ordered her\Nnot to speak to me anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.10,0:13:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And you don't like bossy?\N- I won't tolerate it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.30,0:13:11.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.90,0:13:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if you're both staying,\Nremember the rules.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.90,0:13:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Conrad: No playing ball\Nin the house, no fiighting,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.10,0:13:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no answering the phone,\N"City morgue."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.10,0:13:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mommy,\Ncan't I have some rules?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.60,0:13:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No chewing tobacco.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.70,0:13:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, Mom.\NYou have my word.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.80,0:13:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And absolutely no one\Nsets foot in the living room, or else.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.20,0:13:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Orelse what?*\N*You're gonna do what Larry said*\N*and send me to military school?*
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.90,0:13:40.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe if you'd just behave,\NI wouldn't have to consider military school.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.40,0:13:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish I could trust you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.00,0:13:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish I had a different mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.10,0:13:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, sometimes\NI wish the same thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.60,0:13:51.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[DoorOpens]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.50,0:13:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[DoorSlams]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.50,0:14:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.80,0:14:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good luck with your meeting.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.80,0:14:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Car DoorCloses]*
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.20,0:14:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Grunting]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.40,0:14:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Children, would you like*\N*to watch television with me?*
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.90,0:14:46.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We don't have to tell your mother.\N*- [TV: Channel Changing]*
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.40,0:14:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Speaking Chinese]\N- [Yelling]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.70,0:14:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Together]\NTaiwanese parliament.\N*[TV: Yelling, Blows Landing]*
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.90,0:15:00.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You tell them, Kwi-Chang!\NNo more big government!\N*[TV: Karate Yells]*
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.80,0:15:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Rip his heart out.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.60,0:15:05.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[TV: Blows Landing,*\N*Yelling Continue]*
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.20,0:15:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Snoring]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.20,0:15:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Whimpers]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.50,0:15:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hit me!\N[Sighs]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.00,0:15:22.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Narrator]{\i0}\N*So they slumped in theirchairs,*
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.50,0:15:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*too glum to complain,*
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.60,0:15:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*and to make matters worse,*\N*it started to rain.*
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.30,0:15:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Butterfly Yelps]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.60,0:15:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*They sat in the house...*
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.60,0:15:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*on that cold, cold, wet day...*
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.20,0:15:38.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*with no fun to have...*
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.20,0:15:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*and no games to play.*
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.20,0:15:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*They couldjust*\N*stare out the window...*
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.30,0:15:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*or perhaps get a nap in,*
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.60,0:15:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*and hope that something,*
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.90,0:15:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anything *might happen.*
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.90,0:15:50.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quit bothering\Nthe fiish.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.60,0:15:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.\NQuit bothering the fiish.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.10,0:15:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spit hand!\NOh, gross!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.60,0:15:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get that away from me!\NGet it away!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.10,0:16:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Loud Bump]*\N{\i1}[Narrator]{\i0}\N*Then something went bump.*
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.70,0:16:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What was that?\N- [Barks]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.60,0:16:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*How that bump*\N*made themjump.*\N*[Nevins Continues Barking]*
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.00,0:16:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Loud Bumping Continues]*\NI think it came\Nfrom the closet.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.00,0:16:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Loud Crash]*
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.90,0:16:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.90,0:16:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Conrad?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.90,0:16:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Conrad.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.30,0:16:49.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Conrad.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.00,0:16:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Screams]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.10,0:16:53.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.30,0:16:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You shouldn't scare people.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.30,0:17:00.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should've seen\Nthe look on your face.\NIt was like you saw a monster...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.40,0:17:02.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A monster? Where?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.70,0:17:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That could've gone better.\N[Wheezing Laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.10,0:17:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both Screaming]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.70,0:17:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Sally]{\i0}\N*What was that?*\N*[Conrad] I don't know.*
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.80,0:17:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Looked like*\N*a humongous cat.*
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.00,0:17:20.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Humongous"?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.30,0:17:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I prefer the term "big-boned" or"jolly."\NNow, what are we hiding from?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.00,0:17:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.70,0:17:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both Screaming]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.00,0:17:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That{\i1}was{\i0} a giant cat.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.00,0:17:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's impossible,\Nisn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.00,0:17:38.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's entirely\Nimpossible.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.00,0:17:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know,\NI like this hiding place\Na lot better.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.50,0:17:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They'll {\i1}never{\i0}\Nfiind us here.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.30,0:17:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scream and run.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.30,0:17:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both Screaming]\NAnd there they go.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.90,0:17:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.40,0:17:56.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who? Me?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.60,0:18:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why, I'm the Cat in the Hat.\NThere's no doubt about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.90,0:18:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a "super-fun-diferous" feline...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.40,0:18:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's here to make sure\Nthat you're...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.90,0:18:11.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meeline? Key lime?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.70,0:18:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turpentine?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.70,0:18:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got nothin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.70,0:18:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not so good with the rhyming.\NNot really, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.50,0:18:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I'm a cat\Nthat can talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.00,0:18:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That should be enough\Nforyou people!\N[Muttering]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.60,0:18:30.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*I can talk.!*\N*I'm a cat.! Yes.!*\N{\i1}[Chortling]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.40,0:18:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did you come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.80,0:18:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm, how do I put this?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.80,0:18:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When a mommy cat and a daddy cat\Nlove each othervery much,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.30,0:18:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they decide that...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.30,0:18:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, no, no, no.\NWhere did you {\i1}come{\i0} from?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.80,0:18:48.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My place!\NWhere do you think?\N[Snickering]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.80,0:18:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, how did you get here?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.90,0:18:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I drove!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.90,0:18:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I've been here two whole minutes,\Nand no one has offered me a drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.90,0:18:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harumph!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.40,0:19:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sorry, Mr. Cat.\NWould you like some milk?\N- Milk? Ecch! No!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.20,0:19:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lactose intolerant.\NGums up the works. {\i1}Oy.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.90,0:19:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll thank me later.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.20,0:19:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Wheezing, Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.90,0:19:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*- [Singer Laughing]*\N{\i1}Wipeout.!{\i0}\N- Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.40,0:19:18.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}@¤@¤[SurfRock]{\i0}\NSurf s up!\N[Chuckles] Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.80,0:19:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!\NYee-hee-hee!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.10,0:19:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice spread you got here.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.60,0:19:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Homina-homina-homina-homina!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.10,0:19:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.90,0:19:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.90,0:19:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's my mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.90,0:19:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Awkward, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.40,0:19:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, this place will do\Nquite nicely, actually. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.90,0:19:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Although those drapes\Nare a train wreck.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.60,0:19:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.60,0:19:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Snoring]{\i0}\NAnd this is the lumpiest couch\NI ever sat on.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.10,0:19:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is this dreadfully\Nuncomfortable woman?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.30,0:19:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Get offher.*\N*That's our babysitter.*
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.80,0:20:00.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the... Babysitter?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.90,0:20:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't need one of those,\Ndo ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.60,0:20:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Let me get this straight.*
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.90,0:20:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You pay this woman...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.20,0:20:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to sit on babies?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.20,0:20:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's disgusting!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.60,0:20:21.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd do it for nothing!\N[Laughing Loudly]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.70,0:20:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.20,0:20:29.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, let's see\Nwhat the old "phunometer"\Nhas to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.50,0:20:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "Phunometer"?\N- Yeah. It measures\Nhow fun you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.20,0:20:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.60,0:20:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.00,0:20:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Bell Dings]\NHuh?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.30,0:20:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.70,0:20:53.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Ah. Control freak.*\N{\i1}Yeah.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.70,0:20:56.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.70,0:20:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Whispers]\NHi. How are ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.60,0:21:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bell Dings]\N- Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.40,0:21:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Whimpering]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.00,0:21:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.00,0:21:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tap it.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.00,0:21:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, kid,\Nyou can tap it with a hammer,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.50,0:21:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it ain't gonna change.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.60,0:21:19.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just as I suspected.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.70,0:21:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys are both out of whack.\NYou're a control freak,\Nand you're a rule-breaker.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.50,0:21:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That'll be $700.\NWho's your insurance carrier?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.80,0:21:31.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So, what do we do?\N- Well, there are two treatments\NI'd recommend.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.30,0:21:35.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One is a series of painful shots\Ninjected into your abdomen and kneecap.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.20,0:21:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*And the other...*
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.00,0:21:39.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,involves a musical number!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.70,0:21:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}@¤@¤[Orchestra:Fanfare]{\i0}\N@ Me-Me-Me-Meow @
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.30,0:21:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many shots?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.00,0:21:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Wheezing]\N"How many shots?"\NAren't you precious?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.30,0:21:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Gasps]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.70,0:22:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maestro!\N{\i1}@¤@¤[Orchestra:Introduction]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.40,0:22:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ I know it is wet @
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.50,0:22:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ And the sun is not sunny @\N{\i1}[Thunderclap]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.90,0:22:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ But we can have lots of\Ngood fun that is funny @
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.30,0:22:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both Groan]
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.80,0:22:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ It's fun to have fun @
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.40,0:22:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ But you got to know how @
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.20,0:22:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Gagging]
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.20,0:22:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Vomits, Liquid Splatters]\N- [Both Gasp, Groan]
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.60,0:22:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hair ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.40,0:22:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ I know lots of good tricks\Nand I'll... @
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.70,0:22:36.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Stop this right now.!*\NHuh?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.40,0:22:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Who said that?\N- Me!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.70,0:22:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember? The fiish?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.20,0:22:43.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Came home in a Baggie,\Nloved me for two weeks, and then nothing!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.80,0:22:46.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The fiish is talking!\N- Well, sure, he can talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.40,0:22:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But is he saying anything?\NNo, not really. No.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.60,0:22:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Fish]{\i0}\N*Hey, Socks, can it.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.70,0:22:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This cat should not be here.\NHe should not be about.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.60,0:22:55.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He should not be here\Nwhen your mother is out.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.50,0:22:59.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, kids!\NYou gonna listen to him?\NHe drinks where he pees!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.50,0:23:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}@¤@¤[Salsa]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.90,0:23:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@There was this cat I knew\Nback home where I was bred @
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.70,0:23:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ He never listened to\Na single thing his mother said @
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.70,0:23:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤He never used the litter box*\N*He made a mess in the hall @¤*
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.40,0:23:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@That's why they sent him\Nto a vet @
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.80,0:23:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@To cut offboth his ba... @
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.40,0:23:22.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ba... ba...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.60,0:23:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ Boy, that wasn't\Nfun, fun, fun @
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.90,0:23:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ He never learns\NYou can have fun, fun, fun @\NBut less is more!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.70,0:23:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@They may ship you off to school\Nso rein it in a little @
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.90,0:23:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ We can't spell "fun"\Nwithout "U" in the middle @
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.00,0:23:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Human, this cat is currently in violation*\N*of... 17 ofyour mother's rules.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.90,0:23:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Rings]\NCity morgue!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.20,0:23:43.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Eighteen!\N- [Laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.50,0:23:47.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Crowd Cheering,*\N{\i1}Applauding]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.50,0:23:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Olé!\N*- [Bull Growling]*
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.60,0:23:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:53.40,0:23:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Screaming]
Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.60,0:24:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ You can juggle work and play\Nbut you have to know the way @
Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.60,0:24:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ You can keep afloat a wish\Nlike the way I do this fiish @
Dialogue: 0,0:24:05.50,0:24:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤ You can be a happy fella*\N*Someone throw me that umbrella @¤*
Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.10,0:24:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ And that rake, that cake\NLife's what you make it @
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.90,0:24:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ So have fun, fun, fun @
Dialogue: 0,0:24:12.80,0:24:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ Go insane and have\Nsome fun, fun, fun @
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.70,0:24:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@Just look at me\NFun, fun, fun @
Dialogue: 0,0:24:18.50,0:24:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ No more rain\NLook, it's the sun, sun, sun @
Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.30,0:24:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ So can't you see\NI'm as happy as a clam\NI'm as fiit as a fiiddle @
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.20,0:24:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ Yeah, the dogs\Nmay bark about you @
Dialogue: 0,0:24:27.10,0:24:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ And the purebred chaps\Nmay doubt you @
Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.70,0:24:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Fish]{\i0}\N*Getting motion sickness.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:24:30.70,0:24:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Milk? Big mistake.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:33.60,0:24:36.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ But remember this\NYou can't have fun without "U" @
Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.20,0:24:38.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't breathe!\NOhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.20,0:24:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.70,0:24:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew that milk would\Ncome back to haunt me.\NHelp! Help!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:44.50,0:24:47.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Loud Burp]\N- [Groaning]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.90,0:24:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Yelling]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:51.60,0:24:53.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Grunting]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.80,0:25:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@"U" in the middle @@
Dialogue: 0,0:25:00.10,0:25:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Gulps]
Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.90,0:25:03.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Panting, Chuckling]
Dialogue: 0,0:25:03.80,0:25:06.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bravo, Cat.\N- Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.30,0:25:09.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These children are smart enough\Nnot to fall foryour MTV-style flash...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:09.60,0:25:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the expense of content\Nand moral values.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:11.60,0:25:14.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was wicked cool!\NDo it again!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:14.40,0:25:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd love to, but Shamu is right...\NI really should be going.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.10,0:25:20.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, don't go!\N- No, I should go.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:20.80,0:25:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should let you and the fiish\Nhave all your fun conjugating verbs,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:23.80,0:25:26.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cleaning your room,\Ndoing long division.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.10,0:25:28.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you have to stay!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:28.80,0:25:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, I'll stay.\NOh, yeah!\N*[Conrad] Yeah.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.40,0:25:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if I'm gonna stay,\Nthere's something I wanna show you.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:35.10,0:25:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something magical...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:37.10,0:25:39.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and full of wonder.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:41.40,0:25:44.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's called a contract.\N- You want us to sign this?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.80,0:25:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Just a formality, really. Yeah.\N- Who are they?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:49.50,0:25:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Magical time-traveling elves.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.80,0:25:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chortling]\NYeah. Magic.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.00,0:26:00.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, they're my lawyers.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:00.80,0:26:03.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Liability issues, litigious society,\Nfrivolous lawsuits.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:03.80,0:26:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:05.30,0:26:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically, this contract guarantees\Nyou can have all the fun you want...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.60,0:26:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and nothing bad's\Never gonna happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:11.10,0:26:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All the fun we want?\N- Uh-yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:13.20,0:26:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nothing bad will happen?\N- Uh-no!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.50,0:26:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Sal,\Nfor once in your life\Ntry something spontaneous.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:22.20,0:26:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It goes against\Nmy better instincts, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:26.10,0:26:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fiine.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:27.90,0:26:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beautiful.\NInitial here.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:30.10,0:26:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And here. And here.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:32.40,0:26:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not here!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:34.40,0:26:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Wheezes]
Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.10,0:26:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turn it over.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:37.70,0:26:39.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:39.80,0:26:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Clears Throat]\NScratch this.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.20,0:26:43.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Smell that!\NTerrifiic.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:43.70,0:26:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yadee-yadee-yadee.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:45.70,0:26:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sign the bottom.\N*[Pencil Scratching On Paper]*
Dialogue: 0,0:26:48.90,0:26:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're it!\NOkay, gimme fiive!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:53.90,0:26:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Four.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:56.30,0:26:58.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.30,0:26:59.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get this party\Nstarted! Uh-huh!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:00.80,0:27:03.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, check out this room!\N[Laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:27:04.00,0:27:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What now?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.00,0:27:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom says we're not\Nallowed in the living room\Ntoday, or else.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:09.00,0:27:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*She's worried we'll mess up the couches*\N*byjumpin'on 'em orsomethin;*
Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.50,0:27:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she's right.\NYou can't jump on these.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:16.00,0:27:19.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not like this.\NThey need some adjustment.\NYee-haw!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:19.60,0:27:21.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chuckling]
Dialogue: 0,0:27:22.00,0:27:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take a look\Nunder the hood.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:25.30,0:27:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Spits] Yeah.\N[Chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:27:28.30,0:27:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just doin' my job.\N[Fart]
Dialogue: 0,0:27:30.70,0:27:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry.\NWhat have we got here?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:32.70,0:27:34.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whew.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.40,0:27:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go.\N[Chortles]
Dialogue: 0,0:27:38.60,0:27:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's oversized.\NThat's unusual.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:42.30,0:27:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here it is.\N[Grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:27:44.30,0:27:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Elephant Trumpets]
Dialogue: 0,0:27:45.40,0:27:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Down, Simba!\NDown, Simba!\NGet outta here!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:50.40,0:27:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spray me, would ya?\NYou...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:52.80,0:27:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Whimpering]\N[Trumpeting Continues]
Dialogue: 0,0:27:55.30,0:27:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Choking]
Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.30,0:28:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Blows Landing]*\N*[Elephant Whimpering]*
Dialogue: 0,0:28:03.40,0:28:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Panting]
Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.40,0:28:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*- [Elephant Trumpets]*\N- Thanks for the help.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:10.20,0:28:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back in a second.\NWho's your couch mechanic?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:13.50,0:28:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You oughta call\NMr. Catwrench.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:16.20,0:28:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Grinding, Rumbling]*\NOww! My fur!\NMy fur! My fur!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:19.40,0:28:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Groaning, Shouting]
Dialogue: 0,0:28:24.30,0:28:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That oughta do it.\NWhoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:29.00,0:28:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:28:35.00,0:28:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:28:41.20,0:28:43.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, kids.\NI could use a little company.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:43.80,0:28:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about Mom's party?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:45.80,0:28:47.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about it?\NWe signed the contract.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:48.00,0:28:51.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha-hoo!\N[Laughing] Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:52.40,0:28:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One cushion left,\NSally.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:54.40,0:28:57.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She'll never do it.\NShe doesn't know\Nhow to have fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:57.40,0:29:01.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Fun? Sally,*\N*you're betterthan fun.*\N*Fun is beneath you.*
Dialogue: 0,0:29:01.80,0:29:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember\Nwhat your mother told you...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:03.30,0:29:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one sets foot\Nin the living room...\N*[Conrad Shouting]*
Dialogue: 0,0:29:06.30,0:29:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what?\NLet's just watch some flashbacks.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:09.00,0:29:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Voice Slowed Down]\NAbsolutely no one sets foot\Nin the living room, or else.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:14.00,0:29:17.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're fiired... fiired... fiired...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:17.40,0:29:20.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fiired... fiired... fiired...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:20.30,0:29:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Takes Deep Breath]\NFiired... fiired... fiired... fiired...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:24.50,0:29:26.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's why...\N[Groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.80,0:29:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oww!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:29.70,0:29:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*This is where*\N*they buried my brother.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:29:32.50,0:29:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Cat Laughing]*\N{\i1}[Conrad]{\i0}\N{\i1}Yeah.!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:29:34.10,0:29:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[All Laughing]\NYippee!\NOh, yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:36.80,0:29:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is amazing!\NLike being\Nin the circus!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:40.20,0:29:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but without\Nthose tortured animals...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.20,0:29:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or drunken clowns\Nthat have hepatitis.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:44.70,0:29:47.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, kids, I told you\Nwe could have fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:47.40,0:29:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Laughing Continues]*\N*[Conrad] The best thing is,*\N*no one will ever...*
Dialogue: 0,0:29:51.90,0:29:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:53.90,0:29:57.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Judas Priest!\NI can't believe what I'm seeing!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:57.40,0:30:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Mr. Quinn,\NI was just telling Conrad\Nto get off the couch.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:01.90,0:30:03.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bad, Conrad!\NBad!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:03.90,0:30:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sally,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:05.90,0:30:07.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,baby, angel, princess,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:08.60,0:30:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna let you in\Non a little secret, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:12.70,0:30:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody likes a suck-up!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:18.00,0:30:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Quinn Laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:30:25.50,0:30:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's the cat?\NI don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:31.90,0:30:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Burps]\NOhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:35.10,0:30:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good bread.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.20,0:30:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you two\Nlookin' at?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:46.80,0:30:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sneezing]
Dialogue: 0,0:30:49.50,0:30:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there a cat in here?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:51.50,0:30:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sneezing Continues]
Dialogue: 0,0:30:53.60,0:30:56.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna...\NYou're gonna...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:56.20,0:30:58.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to...\N[Sneezes]
Dialogue: 0,0:31:00.20,0:31:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sneezes]\NGet out ofhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:02.30,0:31:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sneezes Twice]
Dialogue: 0,0:31:04.30,0:31:06.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both Laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:31:08.00,0:31:11.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, kids, I told you.\NStick with me, it'll all work out.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:11.40,0:31:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sneezes]\NOh, no! Ohh!\N[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:31:15.10,0:31:18.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Little-known fact...\Ncats always land on their tushy.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:18.80,0:31:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I thought they always\Nlanded on their feet.\N- Oh, sure, now you tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:22.30,0:31:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harumph!\N[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:31:24.50,0:31:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So, kiddo, what do you\Nwant to do for fun?\N- I wanna make cupcakes!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:27.80,0:31:31.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cupcakes? Oh, yeah!\N[Chortling]\NTo the kitchen!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:31.20,0:31:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Announcer]{\i0}\N*Live from the kitchen,*
Dialogue: 0,0:31:32.90,0:31:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*the following is*\N*a paid commercial announcement*\N*forAstounding Products.*
Dialogue: 0,0:31:35.70,0:31:38.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi! Welcome to\N*Astounding Products.*
Dialogue: 0,0:31:38.20,0:31:41.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:31:41.40,0:31:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm your host,\Nthe guy in the sweaterwho asks\Nall the obvious questions.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:44.40,0:31:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Studio Audience*\N{\i1}Laughing]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:45.90,0:31:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, here to tell us\Nabout his astounding product\Nfor making cupcakes,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:50.40,0:31:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the way\Nfrom Cheshire, England,\Nplease welcome...
Dialogue: 0,0:31:53.50,0:31:55.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me! Hello!\N[Chuckling]
Dialogue: 0,0:31:55.90,0:31:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now... Hello!\NI'm so excited!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:59.70,0:32:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you love\Nmaking cupcakes,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:01.70,0:32:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but hate all\Nthe hard cupcake work?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:04.30,0:32:06.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know I do!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:06.30,0:32:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, forget\Neverything you know\Nabout making cupcakes...
Dialogue: 0,0:32:09.60,0:32:11.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and say hello...
Dialogue: 0,0:32:12.60,0:32:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the amazing Kupkake-inator.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:15.00,0:32:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm so excited!\N*- [Audience Chuckling]*
Dialogue: 0,0:32:17.90,0:32:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cupcake-a-what?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:20.00,0:32:21.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cat, Audience]\NKupkake-inator!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:22.00,0:32:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, this amazing device\Ncan instantly make cupcakes...
Dialogue: 0,0:32:25.70,0:32:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out of {\i1}anything{\i0} that\Nyou have in the kitchen.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:28.20,0:32:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wait a minute.\NDid you say"anything"?\N- Anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:31.10,0:32:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything?\NYes, anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:33.10,0:32:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything?\NAnything.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:35.80,0:32:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Anything?\N- I'll get you, and it'll look\Nlike a bloody accident.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:39.30,0:32:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*- [Audience Tittering]*\N- Anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:41.30,0:32:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, take off the lid.\NYou can put in, I don't know,\Na carton of eggs.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:44.30,0:32:46.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?\NHow about\Na pack ofhot dogs?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:46.80,0:32:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's incredible!\NWhy not some ketchup?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:48.80,0:32:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, why not?\NHow about...\NI know what you're thinkin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:51.30,0:32:53.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even a fiire extinguisher.\NThere we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:53.80,0:32:55.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:55.80,0:32:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, close the lid\Nand Bob's your flippin' uncle!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:58.60,0:33:00.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What an\Nastounding product!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:00.50,0:33:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Audience Applauding]*\NOh, yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:02.10,0:33:04.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Open the drawer,\N[Bell Dings,\NMotor Whirring]
Dialogue: 0,0:33:05.00,0:33:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fiill the patented\NKupkake-inator tray,\N*[Audience Gasping]*
Dialogue: 0,0:33:08.80,0:33:11.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Close the drawer,\N*- [Audience Continues Gasping]*
Dialogue: 0,0:33:11.70,0:33:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then place it\Nin a conventional oven.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:15.00,0:33:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Audience Laughing,*\N{\i1}Applauding]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:33:19.60,0:33:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Delicious cupcakes\Nare just minutes away.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:22.10,0:33:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you just say\N"minutes away"?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:24.10,0:33:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Host, Audience]\NThat's impossible!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:25.80,0:33:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not just wrong,\Nyou're stupid.\NNow, wait just a minute...
Dialogue: 0,0:33:29.20,0:33:31.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're ugly,\Njust like your mum.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:31.30,0:33:33.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Audience Gasping]*\NDid you just call\Nmy mother ugly?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:33.90,0:33:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up! I mean it!\NI will end you!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:36.50,0:33:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Grunts]\N- [Audience, Cat Gasping, Groaning]
Dialogue: 0,0:33:38.50,0:33:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, Cat.\NYour tail.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:41.20,0:33:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:43.90,0:33:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I see! I've chopped it off.\NThat's interesting, because...
Dialogue: 0,0:33:49.60,0:33:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Son of a bi...\N[Beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:33:52.90,0:33:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}@¤@¤[Whistling{\i0}\N*"The Girl From Ipanema"]*
Dialogue: 0,0:33:55.70,0:33:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I'm not saying\Nwe're going to sue.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:58.80,0:34:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just saying\Nwe have a case.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:01.10,0:34:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll talk later.\NLxnay, ixnay.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:03.10,0:34:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Wheezes]\NHi.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:05.50,0:34:08.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat, is the oven\Nsupposed to be\Nmaking that sound?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:08.20,0:34:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:10.20,0:34:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course. That means\Nthey're almost done, Conrack.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:13.50,0:34:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Conrad.\N- That's what I said, Condor.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:15.70,0:34:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Cat!\N- Now, that's {\i1}my{\i0} name!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:18.30,0:34:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Oven Whirring, Rumbling]*
Dialogue: 0,0:34:25.80,0:34:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Timer Bell Dings]*\NYep!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:28.20,0:34:30.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're done!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:30.30,0:34:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, man!\NThere's nothing\Nto worry about.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:32.80,0:34:34.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure\Nthey still taste fiine.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:34.80,0:34:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yecch!\NThey're horrible!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:36.80,0:34:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who wants some?\NCome on, come on!\N[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:34:41.10,0:34:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh... my... cod.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:43.10,0:34:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh! Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:44.60,0:34:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat, you need to\Nclean this mess up pronto.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:47.60,0:34:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have a contract.\NAll right, I'll try.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:52.30,0:34:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't try. You do.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:55.10,0:34:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, ma'am.\NRight away, ma'am.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:58.10,0:35:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Coughs]\NI'll be right back.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:00.90,0:35:02.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa!\N{\i1}[Crash]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:02.80,0:35:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:35:05.90,0:35:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Snoring]\NHi.\NHow are ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:08.30,0:35:10.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.\N[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:35:13.40,0:35:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look. I'm a girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:15.70,0:35:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Giggling, Purring]
Dialogue: 0,0:35:19.30,0:35:21.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop! That's...
Dialogue: 0,0:35:21.50,0:35:23.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Together]\NMom's dress!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:23.20,0:35:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Gasps]\NThis fiilthy thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:26.70,0:35:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She was gonna wear that tonight,\Nand you ruined it.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:28.90,0:35:31.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, it was ruined\Nwhen she bought it.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:33.10,0:35:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm-hmm. Yeah.\NMm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:35.10,0:35:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*I told you*\N*all this would happen.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:35:38.10,0:35:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But no one listens to a fiish!\N- Oy.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:41.20,0:35:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*A dog goes "woof-woof"*\N*and everybody knows that*\N*little Timmy's trapped undera log.*
Dialogue: 0,0:35:43.90,0:35:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*But a fiish speaks*\N*in plain English...*
Dialogue: 0,0:35:45.90,0:35:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, everyone,\Nlet's just take a deep breath\Nand calm down.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:50.60,0:35:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Inhaling, Exhaling]
Dialogue: 0,0:35:52.60,0:35:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*You know who's gonna solve it?*\N*Me. I am.*
Dialogue: 0,0:35:56.30,0:35:59.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will personally\Ntake care of everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:00.50,0:36:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I know\Njust the guys to do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:02.50,0:36:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Wheezing]
Dialogue: 0,0:36:07.90,0:36:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:36:16.10,0:36:19.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In this box are two Things.\NI will show them to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:19.80,0:36:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Two Things, and I call them*\N*Thing One and Thing Two.*
Dialogue: 0,0:36:24.10,0:36:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These Things will not bite you.\NThey want to have fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:27.60,0:36:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So without further ado,
Dialogue: 0,0:36:29.80,0:36:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,meet Thing Two\Nand Thing One!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:33.20,0:36:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Whooping, Babbling]
Dialogue: 0,0:36:35.60,0:36:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@Ta-da @
Dialogue: 0,0:36:37.60,0:36:40.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah!\N[Chortles]
Dialogue: 0,0:36:40.50,0:36:43.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thing One, Conrad, Sally.\NConrad, Sally, Thing One.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:43.80,0:36:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Thing Two, Conrad, Sally.*\N*Conrad, Sally, Thing Two.*
Dialogue: 0,0:36:45.90,0:36:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thing One, Thing Two.\NThing Two, Thing One.\NConrad, Sally. Sally, Conrad.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:49.20,0:36:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the Cat.\NDon't belittle me.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:51.90,0:36:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, yes, of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:53.90,0:36:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thing Two would like to\Nclarify that just because\Nhe wears the number two...
Dialogue: 0,0:36:56.90,0:36:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,does not imply in any way\Nthat he's inferior to Thing One.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:59.50,0:37:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And all of the above.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:00.90,0:37:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He says you may feel free\Nto call him Thing "A," if you like.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:04.60,0:37:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He will also accept SuperThing,\NThing King, Kid Dynamite,
Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.00,0:37:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chocolate Thun-Da...\Nor Ben.\N[Chuckles] Ben!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:10.80,0:37:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Thing OneJabbering]*
Dialogue: 0,0:37:13.50,0:37:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thing One says\Nhe's Thing One for a reason,
Dialogue: 0,0:37:16.50,0:37:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and some people\Nshould just get used to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:19.00,0:37:21.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a Thing thing.\NYou wouldn't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:21.70,0:37:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ThingsJabbering,\NArguing]\NOkay, enough!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:24.20,0:37:26.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are quickly turning into\None of my least favorite Things.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:28.10,0:37:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, Convex,\Nyou probably don't\Nwanna do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:31.10,0:37:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not?\NIt's just a crate.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:33.10,0:37:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This isn't just any old crate.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:34.60,0:37:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the Trans-dimensional\NTransportolator.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:37.80,0:37:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's kinda like a doorway\Nwhich leads from this world\Nto my world.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:41.10,0:37:43.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it says,\N"Made in the Philippines."
Dialogue: 0,0:37:43.50,0:37:46.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, but not {\i1}this{\i0} Philippines.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:46.80,0:37:51.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Look, now,*\N*I'm not usually a rules guy,*\N*but this is a biggie.*
Dialogue: 0,0:37:51.40,0:37:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No opening the crate.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:53.50,0:37:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No lookee, no touchee.\NGot it?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:56.70,0:37:59.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Thing]{\i0}\N*Mekka-dekka we should*\N*settle ourdifferences.*
Dialogue: 0,0:37:59.80,0:38:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Jabbering]
Dialogue: 0,0:38:03.60,0:38:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Cat]{\i0}\N*Things, front and center.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:38:05.60,0:38:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:07.50,0:38:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Things,\NI'm not paying you to\Nstand around and look pretty.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:11.40,0:38:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Here's Mom's dress.*
Dialogue: 0,0:38:13.50,0:38:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Thing Cackling]*\N*Oh.! Mommy's dress.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:38:15.50,0:38:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[BothJabbering, Giggling]
Dialogue: 0,0:38:17.70,0:38:19.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Gasp]\N- [Gasp]
Dialogue: 0,0:38:19.70,0:38:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What about the couch?\N- Which couch?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:22.60,0:38:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*The clean one,*\N*orthe horribly stained one?*
Dialogue: 0,0:38:24.80,0:38:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Wheezing]\N- [Jabbering Continues]
Dialogue: 0,0:38:33.60,0:38:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho!\N[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:38:36.30,0:38:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mekka-dekka\Ndon't worry!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:39.60,0:38:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Incoming!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:44.10,0:38:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Cat, they're wrecking*\N*the whole house.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:38:48.90,0:38:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Snoring]
Dialogue: 0,0:38:51.10,0:38:53.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Groans,\NContinues Snoring]
Dialogue: 0,0:38:56.30,0:38:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Jabbering, Giggling Continue]
Dialogue: 0,0:39:09.00,0:39:12.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Conrad, help!\N- Help yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:13.00,0:39:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at me!\NCome and get it!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:16.00,0:39:18.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ContinuesJabbering]
Dialogue: 0,0:39:21.40,0:39:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Grunts]\NWhoa! Ooh, yeah! Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:33.60,0:39:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Giggles]\NThat tickles!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:36.90,0:39:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Jabbering]\NGeronimo!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:39.90,0:39:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Jabbering, Grunting]
Dialogue: 0,0:39:42.80,0:39:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Crab Lock]\NMine, mine, mine!\NMine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:47.90,0:39:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ride 'em, cowboy!\NYee-hee-hee! Ho-ho-ho! Whee!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:52.00,0:39:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Snoring]
Dialogue: 0,0:39:56.90,0:39:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Continues Snoring]
Dialogue: 0,0:39:59.40,0:40:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If this were my house,\NI'd be furious.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:01.70,0:40:03.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:40:08.40,0:40:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Klondike!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:11.40,0:40:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have any idea\Nwhat happened to the lock\Non this crate?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:15.20,0:40:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's on Nevins's collar.\N- Nevins?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:17.70,0:40:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Sally]{\i0}\N*Nevins? Nevins.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:40:19.50,0:40:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put the dog down!\NI said, put the dog down!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:23.60,0:40:25.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why won't they\Nlisten to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:25.60,0:40:31.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. I don't know if this helps,\Nbut the Things always do\Nthe opposite of what you say.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:31.30,0:40:34.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do they always\Ndo the opposite?\NThat's so annoying!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:34.90,0:40:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remind you of anyone,\NConrad?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:36.90,0:40:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zinga!\N*[Things Cackling]*
Dialogue: 0,0:40:39.70,0:40:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zinga! Zinga!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:41.80,0:40:44.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blue! 41! Set!\NHut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:44.80,0:40:48.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Thing,\Ndon't let go of that dog!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:48.70,0:40:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let go!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:50.50,0:40:54.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Conrad] Catch him...*\N*I mean,* don't *catch him.!*\N{\i1}[Screams]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:55.30,0:40:56.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Crab Lock Chuckles]\N[Barks]
Dialogue: 0,0:40:57.30,0:40:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, this is just great, Conrad.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:58.70,0:41:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The whole house is destroyed,\Nthe party is ruined,\Nand now Nevins is gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:02.90,0:41:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sally, Kojak,
Dialogue: 0,0:41:05.40,0:41:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's nothing compared\Nto what's gonna happen\Nif we don't lock this crate.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:09.70,0:41:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take a look.\NIt's already leaking.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:13.60,0:41:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Grunting]
Dialogue: 0,0:41:16.30,0:41:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It won't stay shut.\N- Not without the lock.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:19.90,0:41:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, if we don't get that lock off of Nevins\Nand put it back on this crate,
Dialogue: 0,0:41:24.90,0:41:28.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're gonna be staring down\Nthe business end\Nof the mother of all messes.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:30.00,0:41:32.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Grunting]\NWe've gotta go out\Nand fiind Nevins.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:33.00,0:41:35.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Grunts]\NImpossible! Sally!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:35.40,0:41:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*There's only four hours*\N*till the party.*
Dialogue: 0,0:41:37.90,0:41:40.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Fish is right.\NWe should call Mom\Nand tell herwhat happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:40.50,0:41:43.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this house!\NThere's no way we could\Nexplain this to Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:43.90,0:41:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We gotta get Nevins back\Nand lock the crate!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:46.70,0:41:48.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're staying and calling Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:48.70,0:41:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're going and getting the dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:51.10,0:41:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sinister Voice]\NThere is a third option.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:53.30,0:41:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}@¤@¤[Organ:Dramatic]{\i0}\NThere is?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:55.70,0:41:59.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Yes. It involves...*
Dialogue: 0,0:41:59.20,0:42:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,murder!\N@@ [Dramatic Chords]
Dialogue: 0,0:42:01.30,0:42:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's your option?\N- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:04.30,0:42:07.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you guys both had options.\NI just wanted to have one too.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:07.20,0:42:10.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chuckling]\NOr did I?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:10.60,0:42:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Cat, you're not helping!\N- Come on. Let's go get that dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:14.50,0:42:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Now, wejust need*\N*a heavy, inanimate object*\N*to weigh down this crate.*
Dialogue: 0,0:42:19.20,0:42:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Kids Grunting]*
Dialogue: 0,0:42:22.80,0:42:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Grumbling]
Dialogue: 0,0:42:25.00,0:42:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There. That oughta\Nbuy us some time.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:27.60,0:42:31.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, kids!\NLet's go, go, go!\N[Wheezing Laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:42:31.70,0:42:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Grunting, Sighing]
Dialogue: 0,0:42:36.10,0:42:38.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Man On TV]*\N*Identical sister Mitzy...*
Dialogue: 0,0:42:39.00,0:42:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sighs]\N*[Man #2 On TV]*\N*That's right.*
Dialogue: 0,0:42:43.20,0:42:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:42:46.20,0:42:48.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*- [Knocking]*\N- Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:50.70,0:42:52.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you want now?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:52.70,0:42:55.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Repo.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:55.40,0:42:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're repossessing my TV?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:58.70,0:43:00.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure I made a payment.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:00.10,0:43:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If it's about that bounced check,\Nlet me give you a credit card.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:03.10,0:43:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That one's expired.\NHuh? Oh, come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:07.60,0:43:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Woman On TVGrunting]*
Dialogue: 0,0:43:09.70,0:43:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Narrator]{\i0}\N*With the lock on his collar,*\N*Nevins kept running,*
Dialogue: 0,0:43:14.00,0:43:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*unaware ofhis part...*
Dialogue: 0,0:43:16.50,0:43:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*in the evil Quinn's cunning.*\N[Ringing]
Dialogue: 0,0:43:19.10,0:43:22.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joan Walden Real Estate.\NBe it ever so humble, there's no...
Dialogue: 0,0:43:22.20,0:43:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, hi, Joan.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:23.90,0:43:26.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The kids let the dog\Nout again.\NYou're kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:26.60,0:43:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry. I'll go get him,\Nthen we'll have a conversation\Nvis-a-vis military school.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:30.40,0:43:33.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.\NConrad's like you, Lawrence.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:34.00,0:43:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's very... sensitive.\NUh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:36.90,0:43:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sighs]\NBut I suppose it's something\NI should consider.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:40.00,0:43:43.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll get the dog.\NI'll be right over.\N[Dial Tone Hums]
Dialogue: 0,0:43:45.70,0:43:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sighs]
Dialogue: 0,0:43:48.90,0:43:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Groaning]
Dialogue: 0,0:43:50.90,0:43:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*- [Barking]*\N*- [Conrad]*\N*Okay, there's Nevins.*
Dialogue: 0,0:43:53.40,0:43:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay out of sight.\N*[Barks, Growls]*
Dialogue: 0,0:44:00.00,0:44:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤@¤[Violin Strings Plucking]*
Dialogue: 0,0:44:04.20,0:44:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@@ [Plucking Continues]
Dialogue: 0,0:44:08.90,0:44:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought the moment\Nneeded something.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:11.60,0:44:14.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, what will become of us?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:14.40,0:44:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your motherwill lose her job,
Dialogue: 0,0:44:16.60,0:44:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we'll have to...\Nlive on the street!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:20.00,0:44:23.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sobbing]\NI can't! Don't make me go...
Dialogue: 0,0:44:23.20,0:44:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Groans]\N*I don't know this world.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:44:25.70,0:44:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's dry! It's like...\NI can't... It's too...\NFish!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:30.60,0:44:32.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's too much!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:32.60,0:44:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like to go back\Nin the toilet?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:34.70,0:44:37.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On second thought,\Nit's such a beautiful day.\NWhy spend it indoors?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:37.30,0:44:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thank you!\N- [Gasps]
Dialogue: 0,0:44:41.30,0:44:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, kids.\NGet out of my way.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:43.30,0:44:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This fence is no match\Nfor my cat-like grace and reflexes.\NHere we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:47.20,0:44:49.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Neck Muscles,\NKnuckles Cracking]\N[Exhales]
Dialogue: 0,0:44:50.00,0:44:54.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow. Okay.\NWatch me fly, kids.\N[Wheezing Laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:44:56.10,0:44:59.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Loud Crash]*\N[Grunting]
Dialogue: 0,0:44:59.30,0:45:01.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:01.50,0:45:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think\Nthe little girl's even trying.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:04.30,0:45:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about your\Ncat-like... reflexes?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:08.60,0:45:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about showing a little effort,\Nshrimp boat? Now, push!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:11.90,0:45:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whaa!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:14.30,0:45:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Nevins.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:16.60,0:45:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Time to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:18.70,0:45:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Whimpering]\N- Cat, you scared him away!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:21.90,0:45:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dirty hoe.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:25.60,0:45:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, baby.\NI love you. Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:29.60,0:45:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Conrad]{\i0}\N*Come on, Cat.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:45:36.10,0:45:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Yipping]\NThere he is!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:38.30,0:45:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Children Shouting]*
Dialogue: 0,0:45:40.30,0:45:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Man]{\i0}\N*Happy birthday, Denise.*
Dialogue: 0,0:45:42.40,0:45:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Sally]{\i0}\N{\i1}Denise?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:45:44.50,0:45:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone I know\Nis there.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:47.30,0:45:49.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's Ginny and Alan.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:49.90,0:45:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How come Denise didn't\Ninvite me to her birthday?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:52.90,0:45:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Don't worry. Let'sjust*\N*get Nevins and go.*
Dialogue: 0,0:45:55.60,0:45:56.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*- [Woman] Okay, kids.*\N*Everyone outside.!*\N- [Kids Screaming]
Dialogue: 0,0:45:58.20,0:46:00.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Yelling]
Dialogue: 0,0:46:03.40,0:46:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaah!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:05.40,0:46:08.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nevins.\NCat, get down!\NThey're gonna see you!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:08.70,0:46:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Hide.!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:46:11.10,0:46:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Excited Shouting]
Dialogue: 0,0:46:19.40,0:46:22.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chanting]\NPińata! Pińata! Pińata!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:22.40,0:46:24.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pińata! Pińata!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:24.40,0:46:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Pińata.! Pińata.!*\N[Nervous Grumbling]
Dialogue: 0,0:46:27.60,0:46:30.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Groans]\N- Everybody join in!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:35.10,0:46:37.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Girl]\NIt's breaking!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:37.20,0:46:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Step out of my way.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:42.70,0:46:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This cannot end well.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:44.90,0:46:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Pińata! Pińata!\N- [Howling]
Dialogue: 0,0:46:47.90,0:46:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤I'm easy @¤*
Dialogue: 0,0:46:50.10,0:46:53.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Ah, ah, ah, ah @¤*\N[Whinnying]
Dialogue: 0,0:46:54.00,0:46:56.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤I'm easy*\N*like Sunday morning @¤@¤*
Dialogue: 0,0:46:56.70,0:46:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Howling]\N- [Both Groaning]
Dialogue: 0,0:46:59.70,0:47:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Howling Continues]*
Dialogue: 0,0:47:04.30,0:47:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh-ho-ho! Whoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:06.70,0:47:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*- Oh.! Whoo-hoo.!*\N- I got an idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:09.20,0:47:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Conrad]{\i0}\N{\i1}Candy.!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:47:13.30,0:47:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Candy!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:16.30,0:47:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Growls]
Dialogue: 0,0:47:18.30,0:47:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both]\NNo!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:21.10,0:47:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get back!\NCat!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:24.50,0:47:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cat Grunts]\NI'll get you!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:28.70,0:47:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sighs]\N*[Phone Rings]*
Dialogue: 0,0:47:30.70,0:47:33.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Gasping]\NI'd love to buy some.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:33.70,0:47:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, Mrs. Kwan.\NIt'sJoan Walden.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:35.90,0:47:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just called\Nto check on the kids.\NAre they okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:38.50,0:47:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chuckles]\NThose aren't children.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:41.60,0:47:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're little angels.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:44.60,0:47:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[All Laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:47:46.90,0:47:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's sweet.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:49.30,0:47:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, all right, Mrs. Kwan.\NI'll be home as soon as I can.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:52.30,0:47:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye-bye.\NBye.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:55.30,0:47:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Things Babbling]*
Dialogue: 0,0:47:57.90,0:47:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sighs]
Dialogue: 0,0:48:00.90,0:48:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Groans, Snores]
Dialogue: 0,0:48:02.90,0:48:06.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Excited Chortling]*
Dialogue: 0,0:48:23.70,0:48:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Cat]{\i0}\N*All right, soldier.*\N*Our bogey is in range.*
Dialogue: 0,0:48:26.90,0:48:29.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commence\Nsearch and destroy.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:29.30,0:48:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?\N- Search and {\i1}rescue.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:48:32.20,0:48:36.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I meant search and rescue.\NCome on!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:36.70,0:48:39.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe I wasn't\Ninvited to that party.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:39.80,0:48:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!\NYou're a lone wolf.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:42.40,0:48:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Whispering]\NLive alone, die alone.\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:45.10,0:48:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Can we please get the dog?\N- [Mocking]\NCan we please get the dog?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:48.40,0:48:51.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we please get the dog?\NBoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:54.60,0:48:57.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Conrad]{\i0}\N*Oh, no.! Oh, man.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:48:57.40,0:49:00.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, Nevins.\NGood-bye, Conrad.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:00.40,0:49:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not so tough now,\Nare you?\N[Barks]
Dialogue: 0,0:49:04.60,0:49:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Sinister Laughing]*
Dialogue: 0,0:49:09.30,0:49:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hooting Laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:49:13.80,0:49:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're dead.\NWe're never gonna get\Nthat crate shut.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:16.60,0:49:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm getting shipped off\Nto Colonel Von Kronk's School\Nfor Wa{\i1}yw{\i0}ard Boys!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:20.00,0:49:23.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't we\Ntake my car?\NYou have a car?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:23.70,0:49:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, sure.\N*[CarAlarm Chirps]*
Dialogue: 0,0:49:26.60,0:49:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Engine Starts,*\N*Tires Screech]*
Dialogue: 0,0:49:30.90,0:49:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow.\NThat is so cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:33.40,0:49:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's just\Nthe dust cover.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:37.80,0:49:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here she is, the Super Luxurious\NOmnidirectional Whatchamajigger.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:42.10,0:49:44.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or S.L.O.W. For short.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:44.80,0:49:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,S.L.O.W.?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:46.90,0:49:50.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, SLOW.\NIt's better than the last name we had.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:50.20,0:49:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Super Hydraulic\NInstantaneous Transporter.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:53.50,0:49:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, you mean...\N- Ohh! Quick, to the SLOW.\N[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:50:00.40,0:50:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Grunts]\NBuckle up, kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:02.30,0:50:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're on a mission to get that dog,\Nand we will not rest\Nuntil we fiind and destroy it.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:06.50,0:50:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rescue it!\NRescue it! Of course\NI meant rescue it.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:09.20,0:50:12.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever. Remember, kids,\Nthere's nothing faster than SLOW.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:12.60,0:50:15.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's backwards!\NIt makes no sense.\NLook at you! Argh!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:15.80,0:50:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, here we go.\NG.P. S... check.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:18.50,0:50:20.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*DVD, CD... check.*
Dialogue: 0,0:50:20.50,0:50:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone from Czechoslovakia\Nis a... Czech.\N[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:50:23.60,0:50:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Siren!\NWhat are you...\NWhat...
Dialogue: 0,0:50:26.10,0:50:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Siren?{\i0}\N{\i1}[Screaming]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:50:28.50,0:50:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:32.50,0:50:34.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo-whoa-ho-ho!\N[Hooting]
Dialogue: 0,0:50:34.90,0:50:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi there!\NHow are you? Yeah!\N[Giggling]
Dialogue: 0,0:50:38.30,0:50:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Engine Backfiiring]\N[Laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:50:40.70,0:50:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[All Yelling]
Dialogue: 0,0:50:45.20,0:50:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ I'm sending Conrad away @
Dialogue: 0,0:50:51.00,0:50:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh! Oh!\N- [Barking]
Dialogue: 0,0:50:53.60,0:50:56.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sniffs]\NOh!\N{\i1}[Barks]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:50:56.40,0:50:59.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe you whizzed\Non my taco!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:59.80,0:51:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Barking Continues]*
Dialogue: 0,0:51:02.40,0:51:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait tillJoan\Ngets a load of you!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:05.50,0:51:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughing]\N{\i1}[Barking]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:51:08.10,0:51:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There they are!\N*- [Fish] Red light, red light,*\N*red light, red light.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:51:11.40,0:51:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Red light!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:13.50,0:51:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[All Screaming]
Dialogue: 0,0:51:18.10,0:51:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Someone else should drive.\N- All right. You win.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:21.20,0:51:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Concrete,\Nyou drive.\NAre you serious?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:23.80,0:51:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:25.30,0:51:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little voice inside of me\Nis saying, "This is a bad idea,"
Dialogue: 0,0:51:29.00,0:51:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I can barely hear\Nthat little voice...
Dialogue: 0,0:51:31.10,0:51:36.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because an even louder\Nlittle voice is screaming,\N"Let the 12-year-old drive!"
Dialogue: 0,0:51:36.40,0:51:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, punch it!\N[Imitating Engine]
Dialogue: 0,0:51:38.30,0:51:40.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:51:40.60,0:51:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*This is awesome.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:51:42.60,0:51:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Gagging]
Dialogue: 0,0:51:44.50,0:51:46.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Retching]\N- [Groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:51:48.90,0:51:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I want to drive.\N- I think that's a great idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:52.10,0:51:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chuckling]
Dialogue: 0,0:51:54.90,0:51:57.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait!\NTwo people can't drive\Nat the same time.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:58.00,0:52:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're right.\NWe should all drive.\N[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:52:02.10,0:52:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Tires Screeching]*\N[Yelling]
Dialogue: 0,0:52:05.50,0:52:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*- Cat.! Where are the brakes?*\N- I'll get them.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:12.20,0:52:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think there's something wrong\Nwith your brakes. When's the\Nlast time you had them checked?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:16.60,0:52:19.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Chortling]{\i0}\N*Bad brake.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:52:25.10,0:52:26.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Screaming]
Dialogue: 0,0:52:27.00,0:52:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*One-way street, one-way street,*\N*one-way street, one-way street.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:52:30.40,0:52:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Gasping, Screaming]\N- [Truck Horn Honking]
Dialogue: 0,0:52:35.90,0:52:39.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Rhode Island license plate.\NYou never see those.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:41.30,0:52:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Horn Honking]
Dialogue: 0,0:52:44.50,0:52:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Om. Om.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:48.40,0:52:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Loud Clanging]*
Dialogue: 0,0:52:53.70,0:52:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Air bag. Standard.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:57.20,0:52:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Panting]
Dialogue: 0,0:52:59.50,0:53:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think... I wet... my jar.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:02.40,0:53:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we do that again?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:07.10,0:53:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alarm Chirps]\N[Gasps]
Dialogue: 0,0:53:11.70,0:53:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, there he is!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:16.30,0:53:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Conrad] Oh, no.!*\N*He's going into Mom's offiice.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:53:19.10,0:53:21.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:23.20,0:53:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Whistles]\NYou know, Nevins,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:24.90,0:53:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whenJoan fiinds out\Nyou've escaped again,\NConrad will be moving out,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:28.60,0:53:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'll be moving in.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:33.10,0:53:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Conrad] We've gotta get*\N*Nevins and that lock back.*\N*[Sally] What are we gonna do?*
Dialogue: 0,0:53:36.10,0:53:39.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Don't worry.*\N*I have three plans.*
Dialogue: 0,0:53:39.40,0:53:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plan "A": "Mess up\Na perfectly clean house."
Dialogue: 0,0:53:42.50,0:53:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Done that. Plan "B":\N"Cut your losses and ditch the kids."
Dialogue: 0,0:53:47.10,0:53:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That could work.\N- What about that one?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:49.80,0:53:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plan "C": "Trick Mom's boyfriend\Ninto handing over dog and lock."
Dialogue: 0,0:53:54.90,0:53:57.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.\NI still like Plan "B."
Dialogue: 0,0:53:58.00,0:54:00.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Both] Cat!\N- Okay, okay. Plan "C."
Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.90,0:54:02.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at you. Argh!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:04.90,0:54:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Whining]\N*Excuse me, sir.*
Dialogue: 0,0:54:07.60,0:54:10.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like you to sign\Nmy petition. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:11.00,0:54:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out of my way,\Nyou hippie freak.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:13.40,0:54:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you aware of the senseless,\Nwholesale slaughter...
Dialogue: 0,0:54:16.20,0:54:19.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the flatulating,\Nacid-spitting Zumzizeroo?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:19.70,0:54:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What will it take\Nto get you out of my face?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:22.30,0:54:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just sign my petition...
Dialogue: 0,0:54:24.70,0:54:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with this large, oversized pen\Nthat requires two hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:28.10,0:54:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*I see.*\N[Loud Click]
Dialogue: 0,0:54:30.80,0:54:33.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Will you hold my dog?\N- Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:33.50,0:54:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I have a problem\Nwith the word "dog."
Dialogue: 0,0:54:37.00,0:54:40.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't use the "D" word per se\N'cause I think it's really, really wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:41.50,0:54:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Yeah. But I will happily*\N*hold yourCanine-American.*
Dialogue: 0,0:54:45.10,0:54:48.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm more comfortable\Nwith that really, yeah.\N- [Giggling]
Dialogue: 0,0:54:48.70,0:54:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ How much is that Canine-American\Nin the window @
Dialogue: 0,0:54:52.90,0:54:55.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both]\NCat! Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:57.20,0:54:59.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*- [Nevins Barking]*\N*- Hey, what the...*
Dialogue: 0,0:54:59.80,0:55:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Cat] Go, go, go.!*\NCome back here!\NI'm on to you kids!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:03.00,0:55:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nothing to see here.\NKeep moving! Go!\N- [Panting]
Dialogue: 0,0:55:05.90,0:55:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Whistle Blows]\NCome on! Let's go.\NAh, get in, get in!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:09.10,0:55:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, let's go.\NGet in! Hi, hi.\NGet in! Get in!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:13.40,0:55:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}@¤@¤[Dance]{\i0}\NLook out below!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:16.60,0:55:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Sorry. Over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:21.50,0:55:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Hooting]{\i0}\NHey! Hey, hey!\NHey, hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:24.60,0:55:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Feet Screeching]*\NOhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:29.90,0:55:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!\N[Laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:55:32.70,0:55:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got you!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:36.50,0:55:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here he comes!\N[Both]\NCat!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:39.60,0:55:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Yelling]
Dialogue: 0,0:55:42.10,0:55:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Woman Screams]\N- Where's my hat? Oh! Go! Go, go!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:47.30,0:55:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go! Let's go!\NMy tail, my tail.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:49.40,0:55:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Cat!\N[Grunts]\NI'm walking here!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:57.20,0:56:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Angry Whimpering]\N*[Horn Honking]*
Dialogue: 0,0:56:00.10,0:56:03.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joan. Joan!\N[Whimpering]
Dialogue: 0,0:56:05.80,0:56:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I think we lost him.\N- Not the pocket. Not the pocket!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:08.80,0:56:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We got the lock back.\NNow let's get home.\N- Relax, kid. I'm all over it.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:12.90,0:56:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Wheezing Laugh]\NHey.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:15.60,0:56:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong?\NThis.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:17.80,0:56:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is not my hat.\NI must have picked up\Nthe wrong hat back there.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:21.00,0:56:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So?\N- So...
Dialogue: 0,0:56:23.60,0:56:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without my hat,\NI'm just your garden-variety\Nsix-foot-tall talking cat.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:27.60,0:56:28.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Joan, yourchildren*\N*are running around town*\N*like complete maniacs.*
Dialogue: 0,0:56:30.90,0:56:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Yes, they are.*\N*With some weird,*\N*hairy man in a big hat.*
Dialogue: 0,0:56:35.60,0:56:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Uh-huh.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:56:37.60,0:56:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna believe everything\NI'm telling you once we get to\Nyour house, okay? Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:40.90,0:56:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're doomed!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:42.90,0:56:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're dead. This is all my fault.\NI'm such an idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:47.30,0:56:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I always have to do\Nthe opposite of what I'm supposed to?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:51.60,0:56:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a second.\NThat's it! The opposite!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:53.70,0:56:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Things!\NDon't help us!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:57.30,0:57:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do not show up and help us\Nget home right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:01.00,0:57:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We're goin' on a road trip!\N- Larry's car?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:05.60,0:57:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How'd you get so smart?\N[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,0:57:09.00,0:57:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Narrator]{\i0}\N*So the race was on*\N*to get back home fiirst.*
Dialogue: 0,0:57:12.50,0:57:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Conrad]\NHang on! We gotta beat\NMom and Quinn home!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:15.50,0:57:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Narrator]{\i0}\N*But back at their home,*\N*things werejust getting worse.*
Dialogue: 0,0:57:35.70,0:57:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's Mom and Larry!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:37.60,0:57:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Step on it, Joan.\NGo, go, go, go, go.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:40.80,0:57:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Things, do not do anything\Nto slow down my mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:45.40,0:57:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Things]{\i0}\N*Slow down Mom.!*
Dialogue: 0,0:57:47.30,0:57:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Whooping]
Dialogue: 0,0:57:50.50,0:57:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chattering]
Dialogue: 0,0:57:54.20,0:57:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Quinn]\NLook, Joan, they don't\Nbeat them every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:57.30,0:57:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Siren Wailing]*\NOh, great.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:59.70,0:58:03.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Siren Continues]
Dialogue: 0,0:58:04.70,0:58:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Clears Throat]\NI'm sorry, Offiicer.\NWas I speeding?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:07.60,0:58:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mekka dekka license,\Nappa registration.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:12.60,0:58:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mekka dekka,\Nyou're one hot mama.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:15.30,0:58:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, that's my car.\NJoan, we better go right away!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:18.10,0:58:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please let me handle this.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:20.50,0:58:22.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, I guess I was\Nin a hurry to get home.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:23.00,0:58:26.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm not gonna let them\Nget away with this!\N- [Babbling]
Dialogue: 0,0:58:26.90,0:58:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Yelling]
Dialogue: 0,0:58:28.70,0:58:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Siren Wailing]
Dialogue: 0,0:58:32.10,0:58:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meet me at the house!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:45.60,0:58:48.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not so fast,\Nyou little maggots!\NHa-ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:48.70,0:58:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you are {\i1}so{\i0} busted.\NNow get inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:52.30,0:58:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't want to go in there.\NIt's going to be a total...\NAah!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:56.50,0:58:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?\NSally, what happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:59.50,0:59:01.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*What about the mother*\N*ofall messes?*\N*I don't know.*
Dialogue: 0,0:59:02.10,0:59:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sneezes]\NWhy am I sneezing?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:10.50,0:59:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That'd be me. Boo!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:13.30,0:59:16.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a giant...\N[Sneezing]
Dialogue: 0,0:59:16.80,0:59:18.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:18.80,0:59:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Screaming]
Dialogue: 0,0:59:22.10,0:59:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Judas Priest!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:25.80,0:59:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh.\N*Mama mia.*
Dialogue: 0,0:59:31.90,0:59:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What happened\Nto our house?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:34.40,0:59:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the mother\Nof all messes.\NYup!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:37.60,0:59:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pure, unadulterated fun\Nwithout any good sense or judgment.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:41.20,0:59:43.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, Corn Dog,\Nthis is why I warned you...
Dialogue: 0,0:59:43.80,0:59:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not to open the crate.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:45.80,0:59:48.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Birds Honking]\N- Although, on the plus side,
Dialogue: 0,0:59:48.60,0:59:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think people will be\Ntalking about tonight's party\Nfor the rest of their lives.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:53.40,0:59:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Nevins Whines]\N- [Groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:59:55.60,0:59:58.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We gotta shut the crate! Come on!\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:58.90,1:00:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cat Chuckling]
Dialogue: 0,1:00:01.30,1:00:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take the front hall carpet.\N[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,1:00:04.50,1:00:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This can't be the front hall.\N- This is what happens when you\Nmix yourworld and my world.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:08.60,1:00:10.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and when you eat\Nbad shellfiish.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:11.00,1:00:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go! Oh, yeah!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:13.70,1:00:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat, how do we\Nfiind the crate?\NBeats me.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:16.60,1:00:19.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This hat is worthless,\Nand it makes me look fat.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:19.80,1:00:21.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Where's Mrs. Kwan?\N- Oh-ho-ho!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:22.00,1:00:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Here she comes,*\N*right on schedule.*
Dialogue: 0,1:00:27.70,1:00:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, yeah!\N- We're going to ride Mrs. Kwan?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:31.60,1:00:35.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Sure.! It's the only way*\N*to the crate. Hop on.!*
Dialogue: 0,1:00:35.30,1:00:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, this is gonna be good!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:39.10,1:00:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please keep your hands and feet\Nin the Kwan at all times!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:43.10,1:00:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Enjoy the ride!\N[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,1:00:47.30,1:00:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Ladies and gentlemen,*\N*the dining room. Ohh.!*\N{\i1}[Laughing]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:00:51.10,1:00:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sally]\NThis is the dining room?\N*[Clock Cuckooing]*
Dialogue: 0,1:00:53.50,1:00:55.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, look.\NChandelier!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:55.80,1:00:57.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chuckling]
Dialogue: 0,1:01:02.00,1:01:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Conrad]{\i0}\N*Is that the bathroom?*
Dialogue: 0,1:01:05.30,1:01:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You might want to\Nhold it for a while.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:10.10,1:01:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something like that\Nreally burns my...
Dialogue: 0,1:01:12.10,1:01:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[All]\NAaah!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:16.10,1:01:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is amazing!\NIt's like a ride\Nat an amusement park!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:21.20,1:01:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean, like at...\NUniversal Studios.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:24.20,1:01:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughing]\NCha-ching.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:26.90,1:01:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:30.70,1:01:33.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[All Screaming]
Dialogue: 0,1:01:33.40,1:01:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Cat] Whoa!\N- [Grumbling]
Dialogue: 0,1:01:36.60,1:01:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please exit the Kwan to your left.\NHave a nice day!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:40.80,1:01:43.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is ridiculous.\NI have to get home.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:43.60,1:01:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Grunting]\NPolice brutality!\NIllegal choke hold!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:49.30,1:01:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are we?\NThe living room,\NI think.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:51.80,1:01:54.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, man!\NMy eyes are closed.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:54.20,1:01:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If there's no line, could we\Ngo back and do that again?\NThere's the crate!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:58.80,1:02:00.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!\N[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,1:02:05.80,1:02:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we shut the crate,\Nthe house will go back to normal.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:07.90,1:02:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have the lock?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:10.10,1:02:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got it!\NCome on! Let's go!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:15.80,1:02:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sally!\N[Both Grunting]
Dialogue: 0,1:02:18.90,1:02:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on!\N- It won't shut!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:22.30,1:02:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sally! Everything\Nis disappearing up there!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:27.00,1:02:29.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Help!\N- Sally!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:29.30,1:02:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh! Oh!\N- Sal... Aaah!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:32.10,1:02:34.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Help me, Conrad!\N- Sally!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:36.40,1:02:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help me!\NI can't hold on!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:41.00,1:02:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang on!\NHelp me, Conrad!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:44.60,1:02:47.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Help.!{\i0}\NSally, I can't reach\Nthe lock!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:47.80,1:02:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No!\N- I can't save you\Nunless you let go!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:52.10,1:02:53.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:55.00,1:02:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Screaming]\NHelp me!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:59.80,1:03:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Lock] Yes!\N- [Screaming]
Dialogue: 0,1:03:22.70,1:03:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Crashing, Groaning]*\N*[Birds Chirping]*
Dialogue: 0,1:03:27.60,1:03:31.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Yelling]
Dialogue: 0,1:03:31.60,1:03:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Gurgling]{\i0}\NUgh!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:36.00,1:03:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did it!\NI did it!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:38.40,1:03:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*I did it.! I did it.!*\N*I did it.!*
Dialogue: 0,1:03:41.20,1:03:43.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughing]\NI did it! I did it!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:46.50,1:03:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, "we" did it.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:50.40,1:03:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think\Nwe did anything.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:53.40,1:03:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The place is still a wreck.\NYou said if we shut the crate,\Neverything would be okay!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:57.70,1:04:00.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's not.\NIt's a complete disaster!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:00.80,1:04:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, what are you\Ngonna do?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:03.40,1:04:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tennis, anyone?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:06.70,1:04:08.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Metal Popping]*
Dialogue: 0,1:04:10.20,1:04:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Balls Rolling]*\N[Sniffiing]
Dialogue: 0,1:04:12.80,1:04:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh!\N[Purring]
Dialogue: 0,1:04:15.30,1:04:18.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Love that new ball smell.\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:18.20,1:04:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, your hat... it's magic again?\N- Oops.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:23.50,1:04:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, now that the cat's out of the bag,\Nto use an archaic\Nand cruel-sounding metaphor,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:27.80,1:04:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why don't you serve fiirst?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:29.80,1:04:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You had your real hat\Nthis whole time?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:32.10,1:04:35.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-yup.\NI planned the whole day.\N[Wheezing Laugh]
Dialogue: 0,1:04:35.50,1:04:38.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What do you mean,\Nyou planned the whole day? All of it?\N- Uh-yup.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:39.00,1:04:40.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The house getting trashed?\N- Uh-yup.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:40.60,1:04:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Quinn taking Nevins?\N- Uh-yup.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:42.30,1:04:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Cutting off your tail?\N- Uh-nope. No.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:46.70,1:04:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*You even knew*\N*I'd open the crate?*
Dialogue: 0,1:04:48.90,1:04:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you think I made it my one rule?\NI knew you couldn't resist.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:52.90,1:04:56.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, who's up for a game\Nof Canadian doubles?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:56.50,1:04:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Loud Crashing]*
Dialogue: 0,1:04:59.20,1:05:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat, you said nothing bad\Nwould happen.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:01.40,1:05:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat, you need to get out.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:04.50,1:05:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know that game.\NIt's not a game.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:07.10,1:05:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,None of this is a game!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:10.30,1:05:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But I thought you two\Nwanted to have fun today.\N- Look around, Cat.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:14.80,1:05:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*You were right.*\N*It's fun to have fun,*\N*but you have to know how.*
Dialogue: 0,1:05:17.60,1:05:21.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't know\Nwhen enough is enough.\NNow, go!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:22.60,1:05:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suzy.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:24.50,1:05:26.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cromwell.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:26.30,1:05:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:28.30,1:05:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both]\NOut!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:37.80,1:05:39.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Out!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:52.70,1:05:54.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sparking]
Dialogue: 0,1:05:54.70,1:05:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good riddance!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:56.90,1:05:59.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, this may not be the time\Nfor"I told you so," but...
Dialogue: 0,1:06:06.30,1:06:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I said,\Nnot the time.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:08.50,1:06:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll get the mop\Nand bucket.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:10.90,1:06:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Conrad, you might want\Nto get out ofhere until Mom\Nhas a chance to calm down.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:16.30,1:06:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. This was my fault.\NI'll take the blame.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:20.00,1:06:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, Mom will be home any second.\NWhy don't you go upstairs?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:23.50,1:06:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not going upstairs.\NI'm staying with you.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:26.10,1:06:29.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really? Why?\NTwo reasons.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:29.50,1:06:31.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One, the stairs are destroyed.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:31.80,1:06:36.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two, this is just as much\Nmy fault as yours.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:36.70,1:06:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We should share the blame.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:39.90,1:06:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, Sally.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:41.90,1:06:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way,
Dialogue: 0,1:06:43.90,1:06:46.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a pretty good brother.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:46.40,1:06:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Glad you think that.\NMaybe we can room together\Nat military school.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:54.20,1:06:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, here goes.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:00.70,1:07:02.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,1:07:05.80,1:07:08.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ Bet you thought I'd gone\NBet you felt a sting @
Dialogue: 0,1:07:08.80,1:07:11.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Bet you neverthought*\N*I'd have anothersong to sing @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:07:12.00,1:07:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ But now that you've learned your lesson\NAllow me to blow your mind @
Dialogue: 0,1:07:14.80,1:07:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,@ By reading to you the small print\Nof the contract that you signed @@
Dialogue: 0,1:07:18.00,1:07:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, section eight,\Narticle 93, subparagraph 834.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:21.60,1:07:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Right by the chili stain.*\N{\i1}[Chuckles]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:07:23.60,1:07:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It reads, "If Conrad, a.k.a. Concrete,\Nshould open the crate...
Dialogue: 0,1:07:27.10,1:07:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"and we know he will...\Nthe contract shall be null and void.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:31.80,1:07:33.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"However,
Dialogue: 0,1:07:33.80,1:07:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if Sally and Conrad\Nshould learn from their mistakes,\Nthe contract shall be reinstated."
Dialogue: 0,1:07:37.80,1:07:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*I think you two have satisfiied*\N*the legal burden oflearning.*
Dialogue: 0,1:07:40.90,1:07:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both]\NYeah!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:42.80,1:07:45.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So there's just one last game to play.\NIt's called "Clean Up The House."
Dialogue: 0,1:07:45.40,1:07:49.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kids, meet the Dynamic Industrial\NRenovating Tractormajigger.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:49.90,1:07:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both]\ND-l-R-T?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:51.80,1:07:53.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:56.50,1:08:00.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chortling]\N*@¤It's getting better*\N*all the time @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:08:00.40,1:08:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤I used to get mad*\N*at my school @¤*\NTa-da!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:04.30,1:08:07.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤ The teachers who taught me*\N*weren't cool @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:08:07.80,1:08:09.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤ You're holding me down @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:08:09.80,1:08:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤ Turning me 'round @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:08:11.80,1:08:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Filling me up*\N*with your rules @¤*\N*@¤Ooh-ooh @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:08:15.40,1:08:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤I've got to admit*\N*it's getting better@¤*\N{\i1}@¤Better@¤{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:08:18.70,1:08:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤A little better*\N*all the time @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:08:21.30,1:08:23.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤It can't get no worse @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:08:23.40,1:08:26.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤I have to admit*\N*it's getting better@¤*\N{\i1}@¤Better@¤{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:08:26.20,1:08:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤A little better*\N*since you've been mine @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:08:29.80,1:08:33.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*- [Cat Chortling]*\N- Hee-hee!\N[Babbling]
Dialogue: 0,1:08:33.80,1:08:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Me used to be*\N*an angry young man @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:08:37.50,1:08:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Me hiding my head*\N*in the sand @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:08:40.20,1:08:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Horn Honks]\N*@¤ You gave me the word*\N*I fiinally heard @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:08:44.30,1:08:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤I'm doing the best*\N*that I can,yeah @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:08:47.90,1:08:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤I've got to admit*\N*it's getting better@¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:08:50.90,1:08:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}@¤Better@¤{\i0}\N*@¤A little better*\N*all the time @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:08:53.60,1:08:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Can't get no worse @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:08:55.60,1:08:58.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤I have to admit*\N*it's getting better@¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:08:58.20,1:09:00.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}@¤Better@¤{\i0}\N*@¤It's getting better@¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:09:00.40,1:09:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Since you've been mine @¤*\NOh, yeah!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:02.90,1:09:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Getting so much better@¤*\NThese drapes are so out,
Dialogue: 0,1:09:05.60,1:09:07.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤All the time @¤*\Nthey're in!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:07.20,1:09:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤It's getting better*\N*all the time @¤*\N[Chortling] Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:09.70,1:09:12.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*- @¤Better, better, better@¤*\N- Spin! Spin!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:13.00,1:09:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤It's getting better*\N*all the time @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:09:16.50,1:09:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Better, better, better@¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:09:23.50,1:09:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Blubbering]
Dialogue: 0,1:09:33.00,1:09:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chortling]\NOoh! Ooh!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:38.30,1:09:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤I have to admit*\N*it's getting better@¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:09:43.10,1:09:46.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤A little better*\N*all the time @¤*\N{\i1}[Barking]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:09:46.20,1:09:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤It can't get no worse @¤*\N*@¤ Yes, I admit*\N*it's getting better@¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:09:50.40,1:09:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*- @¤It's getting better@¤*\N- Bye!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:52.50,1:09:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Since you've been mine @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:09:54.60,1:09:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Getting so much better*\N*all the time @¤@¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:10:02.40,1:10:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, we had some good times.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:05.40,1:10:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We cleaned up the house.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:07.50,1:10:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We even managed to work in\Nan up-tempo pop tune for the sound track.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:10.20,1:10:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's important.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:12.20,1:10:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess there's just one\Nlast thing to check.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:16.80,1:10:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Gurgling]\NHuh?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:22.80,1:10:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dings]
Dialogue: 0,1:10:27.40,1:10:29.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dings]
Dialogue: 0,1:10:29.40,1:10:31.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like everything's\Nin balance,
Dialogue: 0,1:10:31.60,1:10:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you're still smoking\Nway too many cigars.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:33.60,1:10:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*- And you... lay offthe sauce.!*\N- [Chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,1:10:37.60,1:10:39.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat,
Dialogue: 0,1:10:39.70,1:10:44.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this day has been...\Namazing.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:44.20,1:10:46.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Cat.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:49.50,1:10:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For everything.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:54.10,1:10:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Conrad?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:57.10,1:10:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sally?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:01.60,1:11:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Adieu.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:04.90,1:11:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*- [Sally]*\N{\i1}Cat.!{\i0}\N- Cat!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:07.50,1:11:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Huh?\N- Wait, Cat.\N- Don't go!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:10.00,1:11:11.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,1:11:11.80,1:11:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-oh!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:15.20,1:11:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,1:11:17.20,1:11:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*All right, kids.*\N*This place better not be a mess.*
Dialogue: 0,1:11:20.20,1:11:22.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm... home?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:22.80,1:11:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Mom.\NHi, Mom.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:25.20,1:11:29.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Miss Walden, home so soon?\NThe children were angels.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:29.30,1:11:31.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*- Thanks, Mrs. Kwan.*\N- Hello, Joan.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:31.70,1:11:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Gasps]\NLawrence, what happened to you?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:37.40,1:11:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They... happened to me.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:40.10,1:11:43.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your demonic children.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:43.60,1:11:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Panting]{\i0}\N*They destroyed your house.!*
Dialogue: 0,1:11:46.80,1:11:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh...
Dialogue: 0,1:11:49.60,1:11:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Quinn]{\i0}\N*The house was alive.*\N*The wall was made ofpaper.*
Dialogue: 0,1:11:53.10,1:11:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I fell off the cliff.\NAnd the giant cat...
Dialogue: 0,1:11:59.10,1:12:01.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The giant cat!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:01.20,1:12:03.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Whispers]\NTell her.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:03.20,1:12:06.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Larry, Larry.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:06.20,1:12:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look terrible,
Dialogue: 0,1:12:08.60,1:12:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and my mom\Nthinks you're insane.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:10.70,1:12:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is what we in sales\Ncall "a win-win scenario."
Dialogue: 0,1:12:17.20,1:12:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joan, you are passing up\Nthe opportunity of a lifetime.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:20.00,1:12:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what kind ofkid\Nyour boy is.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:23.90,1:12:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, who are you\Ngoing to believe?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:27.40,1:12:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're right. I do know\Nwhat kind ofkid Conrad is.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:31.40,1:12:33.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He can be irresponsible.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:33.40,1:12:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!\NHe makes bad choices.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:35.90,1:12:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes he makes me\Nwant to tear my hair out.\NYes! Yes! Yes!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:39.60,1:12:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he's a good kid,\Nand I believe in him.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:43.30,1:12:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I'd like you\Nto leave.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:45.80,1:12:48.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha... Joan. Joan.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:49.00,1:12:52.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joan. Joan.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:52.40,1:12:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Joan, Joan, Joan!\N[Crying]
Dialogue: 0,1:12:59.00,1:13:01.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sneezes]
Dialogue: 0,1:13:01.40,1:13:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Groaning]
Dialogue: 0,1:13:05.50,1:13:08.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Will you marry me, Joan?\N- [Groans]
Dialogue: 0,1:13:08.90,1:13:11.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Joan, Joan,\NJoan, Joan.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:12.00,1:13:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Sobbing]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:13:15.10,1:13:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Squeals]\NYes!\NYeah!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:18.50,1:13:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[Both Laughing]*\N{\i1}[Conrad]{\i0}\N{\i1}Yeah.!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:13:20.60,1:13:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's nice.\N[Snoring]
Dialogue: 0,1:13:25.80,1:13:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*[People Chattering]*
Dialogue: 0,1:13:29.00,1:13:31.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Humberfloob?\NWhoa-ho-ho!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:31.90,1:13:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Almost got me again.\NEnjoy the party.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:36.00,1:13:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Mr. Humberfloob.*\NJoan, the party's a hit\Nand the house is immaculate.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:40.30,1:13:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:42.50,1:13:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Woman]{\i0}\N*Miss Walden. Uh, Miss Walden.*
Dialogue: 0,1:13:44.90,1:13:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chicka-ow, chicka-ow,\Nchica-yee-haw!\NHi, Mom!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:48.10,1:13:51.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Honey, yourcupcakes*\N*are a huge hit.*\N*What did you put in them?*
Dialogue: 0,1:13:51.40,1:13:54.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom, you can make cupcakes\Nout of anything.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:54.80,1:13:58.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Are you telling me*\N*you can make cupcakes*\N*out ofanything?*
Dialogue: 0,1:13:58.30,1:14:01.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Anything.\N- Anything?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:02.00,1:14:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what did you kids\Ndo today, huh?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:04.50,1:14:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Narrator]{\i0}\N*Well, what would you do*\N*ifyour motherasked you?*
Dialogue: 0,1:14:08.10,1:14:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*The family was whole,*\N*all thanks to the Cat,*
Dialogue: 0,1:14:11.50,1:14:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*who was dashing and charming,*\N*no doubt about that.*
Dialogue: 0,1:14:14.60,1:14:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*He was witty and cultured...*
Dialogue: 0,1:14:16.60,1:14:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*and, well, very endearing...*
Dialogue: 0,1:14:18.70,1:14:20.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*and tremendously attractive,*
Dialogue: 0,1:14:20.90,1:14:23.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but in a sort of real way.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:23.20,1:14:26.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, kind of\Nan approachable way that I think\Nyou don't see these days...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:26.50,1:14:29.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Normal Voice]\NOh! Hello! I was just, uh...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:29.50,1:14:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really should be going.\N[Chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,1:14:33.10,1:14:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How'd they get so smart?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:35.60,1:14:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Whooping]\N[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,1:14:40.00,1:14:43.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[All Laughing]\NOh, yeah!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:44.20,1:14:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:46.90,1:14:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,1:14:57.40,1:14:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Things!\NLet's go!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:59.40,1:15:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's on my schedule\Nfor tomorrow?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:02.90,1:15:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you say\Nwe go on vacation?\N[Chortling]
Dialogue: 0,1:15:06.00,1:15:09.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How 'bout Hawaii?\NI like Hawaii.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:09.90,1:15:13.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should warn you,\Nthere are certain places that\Ndon't allow certain Things.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:13.80,1:15:18.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}[Chuckling]{\i0}\N*Oh, Things are complicated.*
Dialogue: 0,1:15:25.30,1:15:33.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Subrip By PrimeEvil\NFixed By Pacman
Dialogue: 0,1:15:39.70,1:15:42.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤ Things are getting weird*\N*Things are getting tough @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:15:43.10,1:15:46.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Nothing's making sense*\N*but you keep on looking up @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:15:46.40,1:15:49.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤ They tell you to be true*\N*You're trying every day @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:15:49.90,1:15:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤ To keep it on the real*\N*Still you gotta fiind a way @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:15:53.30,1:15:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤ To make your mama happy*\N*To make your papa proud @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:15:56.90,1:16:00.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤ You wanna turn it up*\N*but all you hear is "tone it down"@¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:00.20,1:16:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤So gather'round*\N*I'm here to say @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:03.70,1:16:07.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤ You'll never make everybody's day @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:07.20,1:16:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤But while you're around*\N*you might as well @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:10.10,1:16:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Catch the tiger by its tail @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:13.10,1:16:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤And hang on*\N*hang on, hang on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:15.60,1:16:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Everybodyjust get on*\N*get on, get on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:19.10,1:16:22.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Get started*\N*and go on, go on, go on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:22.50,1:16:27.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Everybodyjust hold on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:28.00,1:16:31.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Sometimes I wanna cry*\N*orthrow the towel in @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:31.70,1:16:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤ You try to bring me down*\N*but I'll take it on the chin @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:35.10,1:16:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤And everywhere I go*\N*the people are the same @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:38.70,1:16:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤ Theyjust want to know*\N*that everything will be okay @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:42.20,1:16:45.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤ When things are getting rough*\N*they turn it back around @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:45.60,1:16:48.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤ You gotta turn it up*\N*when they tell you "tone it down"@¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:49.00,1:16:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤So gather'round*\N*I'm here to say @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:52.50,1:16:55.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤ You'll never make everybody's day @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:56.00,1:16:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤But while you're around*\N*you might as well @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:16:58.80,1:17:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Catch the tiger by its tail @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:17:01.70,1:17:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤And hang on*\N*hang on, hang on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:17:04.30,1:17:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}@¤Everybodyjust{\i0}\N*get on, get on, get on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:17:07.60,1:17:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Get started*\N*and go on, go on, go on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:17:11.10,1:17:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Everybodyjust hold on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:17:15.50,1:17:20.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Just hang on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:17:34.20,1:17:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤So gather'round*\N*I'm here to say @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:17:37.60,1:17:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤ You'll never make everybody's day @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:17:41.20,1:17:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤But while you're around*\N*you might as well @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:17:44.00,1:17:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Catch a tiger by its tail @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:17:47.10,1:17:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤And hang on*\N*hang on, hang on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:17:49.50,1:17:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}@¤Everybodyjust{\i0}\N*get on, get on, get on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:17:52.90,1:17:56.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Get started*\N*and go on, go on, go on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:17:56.40,1:18:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Everybodyjust hold on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:18:01.30,1:18:03.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Hang on, hang on, hang on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:18:03.30,1:18:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}@¤Everybodyjust{\i0}\N*get on, get on, get on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:18:06.70,1:18:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Get started*\N*and go on, go on, go on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:18:10.20,1:18:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Everybodyjust hold on @¤*
Dialogue: 0,1:18:14.60,1:18:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*@¤Just hang on @¤@¤*