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Subrip By PrimeEvil[br]Fixed By Pacman
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[Narrator][br]*There are gajillions ofstories...*
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*ofmischiefand fun,*
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*but to keep things simple,*
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*let's start withjust one...*
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*about a mom and two kids...*
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*and a house and a hat...*
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*that, oddly enough,*
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*was worn by a cat.*
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*But soon enough*[br]*we will get to all that.*
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*In the valley that stretches*[br]*from this hill to that hill,*
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*a city is nestled...*
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*that city is Anville.*
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- [Kid] Hurry up![br]We'll miss the movie![br]- Any more tutti-frutti?
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I'll check.[br]Thanks!
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[NarratorContinues][br]*It's a town that's not huge,*[br]*but quite big enough...*
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*for buyers and sellers*[br]*to sell and buy stuff,*
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*from shoes and shirts...*
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*and elongated ladders...*
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*to sailboats and gibble-grated*[br]*berry-juice bladders.*
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[Horn Honks]
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*So ourstory begins*[br]*at the corner*[br]*ofMain and Montroob...*
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*in the spotless*[br]*real estate offiice...*
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*run by Hank Humberfloob.*
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[Woman][br]*Humberfloob Real Estate. How can*[br]*we make yourdreams come true?*
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*[People Chattering]*
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What do you mean,[br]you're leaving?
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You're a babysitter.[br]Babysitters don't leave. They sit.
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Baby-leavers leave.[br]I'm sorry. I really[br]gotta go, Miss Walden.
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Well, I need to come home[br]right away.
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All right.[br]Thank you, Amy.[br]Sorry.
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[Sighs]
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Attention, everyone![br]It's 9:02.
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Staff meeting![br]Staff meeting!
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[All Gasping, Murmuring][br]*Look alive, everyone.!*
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First I'd like to[br]welcome aboard...
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our newest member[br]of the Humberfloob family,
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Jim McFlinnagan!
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- Mr. Humberfloob,[br]I wanted to thank you...[br]- [All Gasping]
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Fired.[br]I beg your pardon?
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Fired.[br]B-But l...
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Fired!
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One, two, three,[br]four, fiive, six, seven,[br]eight, nine, 10!
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As you know, tonight is[br]our bimonthly"meet and greet" party.
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Tonight's host is...[br]Joan Walden.
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This is where people can[br]meet our real estate agents...
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in an informal,[br]yet hygienic setting.
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Mr. Humberfloob,[br]I have to get home to my kids.
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Ah, yes.
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Your children.
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Joan, let me make this[br]perfectly clear.
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If your house[br]is as messy as last time,
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you're fiired!
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*[Employees Gasping,*[br]Murmuring]
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That's pretty clear,[br]Mr. Humberfloob.
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Don't worry. I promise.
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My kids'll be[br]on their best behavior.
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Great.
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*[Phone Rings]*[br][Woman][br]*Humberfloob Real Estate.*
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*How can we make*[br]*yourdreams come true?*[br]*Please hold.*
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[Narrator][br]*Lfyou leave Humberfloob's*[br]*and turn left onto Main,*
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*three miles down*[br]*you'll fiind Lipplapper Lane,*
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*a pleasant-enough street*[br]*in a pleasant-enough way...*
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*where a neighbor greeted neighbor*[br]*with a neighborly"Hey.!"*
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Hey![br]Hey!
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*Here the hedges were hedged,*[br]*the weeds were all weeded,*
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*and lawns were mowed daily,*
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*twice daily ifneeded.*
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*And at the end*[br]*ofthis street,*
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*in a house like any other,*
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*something magical*[br]*would happen...*
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*to a sisterand her brother.*
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[Barking]
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[Barks][br]Shh! Nevins![br]Stealth mode.
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Today's to-do list.
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Number one:[br]Make to-do list.
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Number two:[br]Practice coloring.
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Number three:[br]Research graduate schools.
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Number four:[br]Be spontaneous.
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Number fiive:[br]Create lasting[br]childhood memories.
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*And numbersix:*[br]*Amend will.*
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What is he doing?
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[Sighs]
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[Whines]
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[Beeps]
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Number 10:[br]Make tomorrow's to-do list.
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Ladies and gentlemen![br]*[Nevins Barking]*
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Nevins,[br]your attention, please.
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You are about to witness[br]the third most spectacular stunt...
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ever performed[br]under this roof!
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Do you know how hard it's getting[br]to tell people that we're related?
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Relax.[br]I'll put everything back.
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[Whining]
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And now,[br]for the indoor stair luge!
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Indoor stair luge?
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I'll have to add this one[br]to my list.
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Go have no fun[br]somewhere else.
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*It... is... showtime.!*
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- [Whimpers][br]- [Grunts]
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Whoa.!
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[Yelling]
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- Aah![br]- Yeah!
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[Groans]
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*- [Woman] Oh, my word.!*[br]- [Nevins Barking]
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Nevins!
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*Nevins, come back.!*
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Hey, Mom. What's up?
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You are so lucky[br]you didn't ruin this dress.
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Mom, I know[br]you're angry,
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but there's something[br]you need to know.
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This was all Sally's fault.[br]Oh, really?
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And how, exactly,[br]was it Sally's fault?
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Give me a minute.[br]I'm workin' on it.
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Save it, Conrad.
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Why today? Why did you[br]have to pick today[br]to destroy the house?
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You know[br]what's happening today.
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I tried to tell him, Mom.
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"Mom's throwing[br]a very important party," I said.
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"All ofher important[br]clients will be here."
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But he went right ahead[br]and wrecked the house[br]and let Nevins get away.
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Now, again, I hope[br]you're going to ground him.
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Yes, Sally, for a week, but[br]that's none of your business.
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Aweek?[br]Come on. Two days.
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I asked you to do[br]one thing today, Conrad...
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keep the house[br]clean.
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Do you know how frustrating it is[br]that you're always doing[br]the exact opposite of what I say?
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*Knock, knock, knock.*
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[Growling][br]Someone lose a dog?
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*I found him next door...*
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in my yard... again.
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You are a saint.
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And here I thought[br]you were only dating me[br]for my good looks.
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Lucky us.[br]Larry Quinn is here.
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*Hey-a, sport.*[br]*Call me Lawrence.*[br]Okay?
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You rescued Nevins![br]Thanks, Lawrence!
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It was my pleasure, Sally.[br]Anything for my little princess.
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Oh, I don't wanna be a princess.
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In a constitutional monarchy[br]parliament has all the real power.
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I see.[br]Okay, that's great.
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Uh, look, pal, be a sport.
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Why don't you go[br]tidy up the living room.[br]Okay...dude?
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I don't have to listen to you, Larry.
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Conrad,[br]do what Lawrence says.
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Have you given some thought[br]about the Wilhelm Academy?
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You mean the Colonel Wilhelm[br]Military Academy forTroubled Youth?
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That's the one, Joan.
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I'm not sure[br]it's right for Conrad.
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Oh, Joan, Joan.
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Joan, Joan, Joan.
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I have so much respect[br]foryou, Joan.
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Single mother, careerwoman,[br]raising two children on your own,
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and still fiinding time[br]to be the best darned[br]real estate agent in town.
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I know how hard it is, Joan.
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It is hard.[br]Oh... I know.
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*And I know*[br]*how hard you're trying.*
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This is a once-in-a-lifetime[br]proposition,[br]and you must act now.
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The Colonel Wilhelm[br]Military Academy[br]forTroubled Youth...
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is what we call in the sales game[br]a win-win scenario.
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A top-flight military school,[br]and it's only... eight hours away.
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*[Phone Rings]*[br]Oh, the phone.
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*[Phone Rings]*
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I heard what you said.
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I'm not going to military school, Larry.
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Look, buddy,
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I know I'm not your dad...
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and this is probably[br]really strange foryou...
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your neighbor's[br]dating your mom.
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But here's the thing, son.[br]Come here.
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I don't like you either.
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But I'm gonna[br]marry your mom.
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And if it was up to me,[br]you'd be at military school today.
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I'm not going[br]to military school.[br]Ohh!
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I think you're gonna love it.
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It's just like summer camp,
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except with brutal forced marches...
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and soul-crushing discipline.
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And one more thing...[br]It's Lawrence,[br]you snot-nosed son of a...
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wonderful woman[br]who I'm absolutely crazy about![br][Grunting] Oww!
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Gosh, I love children!
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Oh, Joan,[br]I didn't see you there.
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Would you be a doll[br]and help me bring up chairs[br]from the basement?
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Nothing would give me[br]more pleasure, Joan,[br]but I do have to run.
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I have a very important[br]sales conference downtown.
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Oh. Okay.
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- Well, I'll see you at the party tonight.[br]- Sure.
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Mom, that guy's a total phony.[br]You can't let Larry...
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It's Lawrence, Conrad.[br]*[Doorbell Rings]*
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Kate's Catering.[br]I'm here to do your party tonight.
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Oh, hi.[br]Where's Kate?
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I'm Kate.[br]Oh. Okay.
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Right this way, Kate.
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Mom, you've gotta[br]listen to me...[br]*[Phone Ringing]*
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Quiet![br]Two weeks ago[br]you said you would...
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[Joan Screams][br]I "specialed" it.[br]See?
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Quiet![br]Nevins!
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[Ringing Continues][br]I said quiet!
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[Ringing]
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Joan Walden Real Estate.[br]Be it ever so humble,[br]there's no place likeJoan.
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This is Mr. Humberfloob.
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- Oh, hi, Mr. Humberfloob.[br]- Joan, I need you to come back to the offiice.
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- Today?[br]*- Yes, Joan.*
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- No problem?[br]- No problem at all.
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Great!
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- [Gasps][br]- What's going on, Mommy?
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Mommy has to go[br]back to the offiice.
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Oh! I hope Mrs. Kwan[br]can babysit.
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- Not Mrs. Kwan![br]*- [Doorbell Rings]*
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Oh![br]Hi, Mrs. Kwan.
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Hi.[br]I'm running late.
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Thanks for babysitting[br]on such short notice.[br]Mmm, yeah.
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Okay, Mrs. Kwan.
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Oh-oh-oh!
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I'll be back[br]in a couple ofhours.[br]Hi.
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*Conrad's grounded,*[br]*so no video games.*
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Sally?[br]*Last chance.*
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If you wanna make cupcakes,[br]I can take you to[br]your friend Ginny's house.
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- [Growling][br]*- Ginny's not my friend anymore.*
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*Last time we made cupcakes*[br]*she wanted to be the head chef.*
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I'm the head chef.
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What about Denise, then?
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She talked back to me,[br]so I ordered her[br]not to speak to me anymore.
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- And you don't like bossy?[br]- I won't tolerate it.
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Right.
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Well, if you're both staying,[br]remember the rules.
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Conrad: No playing ball[br]in the house, no fiighting,
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no answering the phone,[br]"City morgue."
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Mommy,[br]can't I have some rules?
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No chewing tobacco.
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Thanks, Mom.[br]You have my word.
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And absolutely no one[br]sets foot in the living room, or else.
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*Orelse what?*[br]*You're gonna do what Larry said*[br]*and send me to military school?*
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Maybe if you'd just behave,[br]I wouldn't have to consider military school.
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I wish I could trust you.
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I wish I had a different mom.
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Well, sometimes[br]I wish the same thing.
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[DoorOpens]
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[DoorSlams]
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Mmm.
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Good luck with your meeting.
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*[Car DoorCloses]*
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[Grunting]
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*Children, would you like*[br]*to watch television with me?*
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- We don't have to tell your mother.[br]*- [TV: Channel Changing]*
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- [Speaking Chinese][br]- [Yelling]
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[Together][br]Taiwanese parliament.[br]*[TV: Yelling, Blows Landing]*
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You tell them, Kwi-Chang![br]No more big government![br]*[TV: Karate Yells]*
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*Rip his heart out.!*
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*[TV: Blows Landing,*[br]*Yelling Continue]*
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[Snoring]
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[Whimpers]
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Hit me![br][Sighs]
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[Narrator][br]*So they slumped in theirchairs,*
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*too glum to complain,*
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*and to make matters worse,*[br]*it started to rain.*
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[Butterfly Yelps]
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*They sat in the house...*
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*on that cold, cold, wet day...*
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*with no fun to have...*
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*and no games to play.*
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*They couldjust*[br]*stare out the window...*
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*or perhaps get a nap in,*
0:15:44.600,0:15:46.800
*and hope that something,*
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anything *might happen.*
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Quit bothering[br]the fiish.
0:15:50.600,0:15:53.000
I know.[br]Quit bothering the fiish.
0:15:53.100,0:15:54.500
Spit hand![br]Oh, gross!
0:15:54.600,0:15:59.000
Get that away from me![br]Get it away!
0:15:59.100,0:16:01.600
*[Loud Bump]*[br][Narrator][br]*Then something went bump.*
0:16:01.700,0:16:03.500
- What was that?[br]- [Barks]
0:16:03.600,0:16:06.900
*How that bump*[br]*made themjump.*[br]*[Nevins Continues Barking]*
0:16:07.000,0:16:10.200
*[Loud Bumping Continues]*[br]I think it came[br]from the closet.
0:16:14.000,0:16:16.100
*[Loud Crash]*
0:16:38.900,0:16:40.800
[Grunts]
0:16:41.900,0:16:43.800
Conrad?
0:16:43.900,0:16:46.200
Conrad.
0:16:47.300,0:16:49.800
Come on, Conrad.
0:16:50.000,0:16:52.000
[Screams]
0:16:52.100,0:16:53.900
[Laughing]
0:16:55.300,0:16:57.200
You shouldn't scare people.
0:16:57.300,0:17:00.300
You should've seen[br]the look on your face.[br]It was like you saw a monster...
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A monster? Where?
0:17:04.700,0:17:08.000
That could've gone better.[br][Wheezing Laugh]
0:17:08.100,0:17:11.100
[Both Screaming]
0:17:13.700,0:17:15.600
[Sally][br]*What was that?*[br]*[Conrad] I don't know.*
0:17:15.800,0:17:17.900
*Looked like*[br]*a humongous cat.*
0:17:19.000,0:17:20.200
"Humongous"?
0:17:20.300,0:17:23.800
I prefer the term "big-boned" or"jolly."[br]Now, what are we hiding from?
0:17:24.000,0:17:25.600
[Chortling]
0:17:25.700,0:17:27.600
[Both Screaming]
0:17:33.000,0:17:34.900
Thatwas a giant cat.
0:17:35.000,0:17:36.900
But that's impossible,[br]isn't it?
0:17:37.000,0:17:38.900
It's entirely[br]impossible.
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You know,[br]I like this hiding place[br]a lot better.
0:17:41.500,0:17:43.900
They'll never[br]fiind us here.
0:17:45.300,0:17:47.200
Scream and run.
0:17:47.300,0:17:49.700
[Both Screaming][br]And there they go.
0:17:52.900,0:17:54.300
Who are you?
0:17:54.400,0:17:56.400
Who? Me?
0:17:56.600,0:18:00.800
Why, I'm the Cat in the Hat.[br]There's no doubt about that.
0:18:00.900,0:18:03.300
I'm a "super-fun-diferous" feline...
0:18:03.400,0:18:06.000
who's here to make sure[br]that you're...
0:18:07.900,0:18:11.600
Meeline? Key lime?
0:18:11.700,0:18:14.600
Turpentine?
0:18:14.700,0:18:16.600
I got nothin'.
0:18:16.700,0:18:20.100
I'm not so good with the rhyming.[br]Not really, no.
0:18:21.500,0:18:23.800
Look, I'm a cat[br]that can talk.
0:18:24.000,0:18:27.400
That should be enough[br]foryou people![br][Muttering]
0:18:27.600,0:18:30.200
*I can talk.!*[br]*I'm a cat.! Yes.!*[br][Chortling]
0:18:30.400,0:18:32.100
Where did you come from?
0:18:33.800,0:18:35.700
Hmm, how do I put this?
0:18:35.800,0:18:40.200
When a mommy cat and a daddy cat[br]love each othervery much,
0:18:40.300,0:18:42.200
they decide that...
0:18:42.300,0:18:45.700
Oh, no, no, no, no.[br]Where did you come from?
0:18:45.800,0:18:48.600
My place![br]Where do you think?[br][Snickering]
0:18:49.800,0:18:51.800
No, how did you get here?
0:18:51.900,0:18:53.800
I drove!
0:18:53.900,0:18:57.800
Look, I've been here two whole minutes,[br]and no one has offered me a drink.
0:18:57.900,0:18:59.300
Harumph!
0:18:59.400,0:19:04.100
- Sorry, Mr. Cat.[br]Would you like some milk?[br]- Milk? Ecch! No!
0:19:04.200,0:19:07.800
Lactose intolerant.[br]Gums up the works. Oy.
0:19:07.900,0:19:10.100
You'll thank me later.
0:19:10.200,0:19:12.800
[Wheezing, Chortling]
0:19:12.900,0:19:15.300
*- [Singer Laughing]*[br]Wipeout.![br]- Hello!
0:19:15.400,0:19:18.700
@¤@¤[SurfRock][br]Surf s up![br][Chuckles] Yeah!
0:19:18.800,0:19:22.800
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo![br]Yee-hee-hee!
0:19:26.100,0:19:28.500
Nice spread you got here.
0:19:28.600,0:19:31.000
Homina-homina-homina-homina!
0:19:31.100,0:19:33.100
Who is this?
0:19:34.900,0:19:36.800
Ohh!
0:19:37.900,0:19:39.800
That's my mom.
0:19:39.900,0:19:41.400
Awkward, yeah.
0:19:41.400,0:19:44.800
Yes, this place will do[br]quite nicely, actually. Yeah.
0:19:44.900,0:19:47.500
Although those drapes[br]are a train wreck.
0:19:47.600,0:19:49.500
[Chortling]
0:19:49.600,0:19:53.000
[Snoring][br]And this is the lumpiest couch[br]I ever sat on.
0:19:53.100,0:19:56.200
Who is this dreadfully[br]uncomfortable woman?
0:19:56.300,0:19:58.700
*Get offher.*[br]*That's our babysitter.*
0:19:58.800,0:20:00.700
What the... Babysitter?
0:20:00.900,0:20:03.500
You don't need one of those,[br]do ya?
0:20:08.600,0:20:10.800
*Let me get this straight.*
0:20:10.900,0:20:13.100
You pay this woman...
0:20:13.200,0:20:15.100
to sit on babies?
0:20:15.200,0:20:17.200
That's disgusting!
0:20:18.600,0:20:21.600
I'd do it for nothing![br][Laughing Loudly]
0:20:21.700,0:20:23.700
Hmm!
0:20:25.200,0:20:29.400
Now, let's see[br]what the old "phunometer"[br]has to say.
0:20:29.500,0:20:32.100
- "Phunometer"?[br]- Yeah. It measures[br]how fun you are.
0:20:32.200,0:20:34.400
[Chortling]
0:20:38.600,0:20:40.600
Hi.
0:20:42.000,0:20:43.900
[Bell Dings][br]Huh?
0:20:46.300,0:20:48.400
Ohh.
0:20:50.700,0:20:53.600
*Ah. Control freak.*[br]Yeah.
0:20:53.700,0:20:56.300
Now you.
0:20:57.700,0:20:59.600
[Whispers][br]Hi. How are ya?
0:20:59.600,0:21:01.500
- [Bell Dings][br]- Whoa!
0:21:05.400,0:21:07.900
[Whimpering]
0:21:08.000,0:21:09.900
Oh.
0:21:10.000,0:21:11.800
Tap it.
0:21:13.000,0:21:15.400
Listen, kid,[br]you can tap it with a hammer,
0:21:15.500,0:21:17.400
it ain't gonna change.
0:21:18.600,0:21:19.700
Just as I suspected.
0:21:19.700,0:21:24.400
You guys are both out of whack.[br]You're a control freak,[br]and you're a rule-breaker.
0:21:24.500,0:21:27.700
That'll be $700.[br]Who's your insurance carrier?
0:21:27.800,0:21:31.200
- So, what do we do?[br]- Well, there are two treatments[br]I'd recommend.
0:21:31.300,0:21:35.100
One is a series of painful shots[br]injected into your abdomen and kneecap.
0:21:35.200,0:21:36.900
*And the other...*
0:21:37.000,0:21:39.600
involves a musical number!
0:21:39.700,0:21:42.100
@¤@¤[Orchestra:Fanfare][br]@ Me-Me-Me-Meow @
0:21:42.300,0:21:43.800
How many shots?
0:21:44.000,0:21:47.500
[Wheezing][br]"How many shots?"[br]Aren't you precious?
0:21:48.300,0:21:51.200
[Gasps]
0:21:58.700,0:22:01.600
Maestro![br]@¤@¤[Orchestra:Introduction]
0:22:03.400,0:22:05.400
@ I know it is wet @
0:22:05.500,0:22:08.200
@ And the sun is not sunny @[br][Thunderclap]
0:22:08.900,0:22:13.200
@ But we can have lots of[br]good fun that is funny @
0:22:13.300,0:22:14.700
[Both Groan]
0:22:14.800,0:22:16.300
@ It's fun to have fun @
0:22:16.400,0:22:22.000
@ But you got to know how @
0:22:22.200,0:22:24.100
[Gagging]
0:22:24.200,0:22:26.500
- [Vomits, Liquid Splatters][br]- [Both Gasp, Groan]
0:22:26.600,0:22:28.500
Hair ball.
0:22:30.400,0:22:34.600
@ I know lots of good tricks[br]and I'll... @
0:22:34.700,0:22:36.300
*Stop this right now.!*[br]Huh?
0:22:36.400,0:22:38.600
- Who said that?[br]- Me!
0:22:38.700,0:22:40.100
Remember? The fiish?
0:22:40.200,0:22:43.700
Came home in a Baggie,[br]loved me for two weeks, and then nothing!
0:22:43.800,0:22:46.300
- The fiish is talking![br]- Well, sure, he can talk.
0:22:46.400,0:22:49.500
But is he saying anything?[br]No, not really. No.
0:22:49.600,0:22:51.500
[Fish][br]*Hey, Socks, can it.!*
0:22:51.700,0:22:53.500
This cat should not be here.[br]He should not be about.
0:22:53.600,0:22:55.400
He should not be here[br]when your mother is out.
0:22:55.500,0:22:59.200
Come on, kids![br]You gonna listen to him?[br]He drinks where he pees!
0:23:02.500,0:23:05.500
@¤@¤[Salsa]
0:23:07.900,0:23:10.600
@There was this cat I knew[br]back home where I was bred @
0:23:10.700,0:23:13.600
@ He never listened to[br]a single thing his mother said @
0:23:13.700,0:23:16.300
*@¤He never used the litter box*[br]*He made a mess in the hall @¤*
0:23:16.400,0:23:17.700
@That's why they sent him[br]to a vet @
0:23:17.800,0:23:20.300
@To cut offboth his ba... @
0:23:20.400,0:23:22.400
ba... ba...
0:23:22.600,0:23:25.700
@ Boy, that wasn't[br]fun, fun, fun @
0:23:25.900,0:23:29.600
@ He never learns[br]You can have fun, fun, fun @[br]But less is more!
0:23:29.700,0:23:32.800
@They may ship you off to school[br]so rein it in a little @
0:23:32.900,0:23:34.900
@ We can't spell "fun"[br]without "U" in the middle @
0:23:35.000,0:23:39.800
*Human, this cat is currently in violation*[br]*of... 17 ofyour mother's rules.!*
0:23:39.900,0:23:41.100
[Rings][br]City morgue!
0:23:41.200,0:23:43.300
- Eighteen![br]- [Laughing]
0:23:44.500,0:23:47.600
*[Crowd Cheering,*[br]Applauding]
0:23:49.500,0:23:51.500
- Olé![br]*- [Bull Growling]*
0:23:51.600,0:23:53.300
Ooh!
0:23:53.400,0:23:55.600
[Screaming]
0:23:59.600,0:24:02.500
@ You can juggle work and play[br]but you have to know the way @
0:24:02.600,0:24:05.400
@ You can keep afloat a wish[br]like the way I do this fiish @
0:24:05.500,0:24:08.000
*@¤ You can be a happy fella*[br]*Someone throw me that umbrella @¤*
0:24:08.100,0:24:10.800
@ And that rake, that cake[br]Life's what you make it @
0:24:10.900,0:24:12.700
@ So have fun, fun, fun @
0:24:12.800,0:24:15.600
@ Go insane and have[br]some fun, fun, fun @
0:24:15.700,0:24:18.400
@Just look at me[br]Fun, fun, fun @
0:24:18.500,0:24:21.200
@ No more rain[br]Look, it's the sun, sun, sun @
0:24:21.300,0:24:25.100
@ So can't you see[br]I'm as happy as a clam[br]I'm as fiit as a fiiddle @
0:24:25.200,0:24:27.000
@ Yeah, the dogs[br]may bark about you @
0:24:27.100,0:24:28.600
@ And the purebred chaps[br]may doubt you @
0:24:28.700,0:24:30.600
[Fish][br]*Getting motion sickness.!*
0:24:30.700,0:24:33.400
Milk? Big mistake.
0:24:33.600,0:24:36.100
@ But remember this[br]You can't have fun without "U" @
0:24:36.200,0:24:38.100
I can't breathe![br]Ohh!
0:24:38.200,0:24:40.600
Whoa!
0:24:40.700,0:24:44.400
I knew that milk would[br]come back to haunt me.[br]Help! Help!
0:24:44.500,0:24:47.700
- [Loud Burp][br]- [Groaning]
0:24:48.900,0:24:51.500
[Yelling]
0:24:51.600,0:24:53.700
[Grunting]
0:24:53.800,0:25:00.000
@"U" in the middle @@
0:25:00.100,0:25:01.800
[Gulps]
0:25:01.900,0:25:03.700
[Panting, Chuckling]
0:25:03.800,0:25:06.200
- Bravo, Cat.[br]- Huh?
0:25:06.300,0:25:09.400
These children are smart enough[br]not to fall foryour MTV-style flash...
0:25:09.600,0:25:11.500
at the expense of content[br]and moral values.
0:25:11.600,0:25:14.300
That was wicked cool![br]Do it again!
0:25:14.400,0:25:18.000
I'd love to, but Shamu is right...[br]I really should be going.
0:25:18.100,0:25:20.700
- No, don't go![br]- No, I should go.
0:25:20.800,0:25:23.700
I should let you and the fiish[br]have all your fun conjugating verbs,
0:25:23.800,0:25:26.100
cleaning your room,[br]doing long division.
0:25:26.100,0:25:28.700
No, you have to stay!
0:25:28.800,0:25:31.300
All right, I'll stay.[br]Oh, yeah![br]*[Conrad] Yeah.!*
0:25:31.400,0:25:34.300
But if I'm gonna stay,[br]there's something I wanna show you.
0:25:35.100,0:25:37.000
Something magical...
0:25:37.100,0:25:39.700
and full of wonder.
0:25:41.400,0:25:44.700
- It's called a contract.[br]- You want us to sign this?
0:25:44.800,0:25:47.800
- Just a formality, really. Yeah.[br]- Who are they?
0:25:49.500,0:25:52.700
Magical time-traveling elves.
0:25:52.800,0:25:56.200
[Chortling][br]Yeah. Magic.
0:25:59.000,0:26:00.700
Okay, they're my lawyers.
0:26:00.800,0:26:03.700
Liability issues, litigious society,[br]frivolous lawsuits.
0:26:03.800,0:26:05.300
You understand.
0:26:05.300,0:26:08.500
Basically, this contract guarantees[br]you can have all the fun you want...
0:26:08.600,0:26:10.800
and nothing bad's[br]ever gonna happen.
0:26:11.100,0:26:13.100
- All the fun we want?[br]- Uh-yeah!
0:26:13.200,0:26:15.400
- Nothing bad will happen?[br]- Uh-no!
0:26:15.500,0:26:19.800
Come on, Sal,[br]for once in your life[br]try something spontaneous.
0:26:22.200,0:26:26.000
It goes against[br]my better instincts, but...
0:26:26.100,0:26:27.800
fiine.
0:26:27.900,0:26:30.000
Beautiful.[br]Initial here.
0:26:30.100,0:26:32.300
And here. And here.
0:26:32.400,0:26:34.300
Not here!
0:26:34.400,0:26:36.000
[Wheezes]
0:26:36.100,0:26:37.600
Turn it over.
0:26:37.700,0:26:39.700
This is nothing.
0:26:39.800,0:26:42.000
[Clears Throat][br]Scratch this.
0:26:42.200,0:26:43.600
Smell that![br]Terrifiic.
0:26:43.700,0:26:45.700
Yadee-yadee-yadee.
0:26:45.700,0:26:48.700
Sign the bottom.[br]*[Pencil Scratching On Paper]*
0:26:48.900,0:26:50.900
You're it![br]Okay, gimme fiive!
0:26:53.900,0:26:56.200
Four.
0:26:56.300,0:26:58.200
[Chortling]
0:26:58.300,0:26:59.500
Let's get this party[br]started! Uh-huh!
0:27:00.800,0:27:03.900
Hey, check out this room![br][Laughing]
0:27:04.000,0:27:05.900
What now?
0:27:06.000,0:27:08.900
Mom says we're not[br]allowed in the living room[br]today, or else.
0:27:09.000,0:27:12.400
*She's worried we'll mess up the couches*[br]*byjumpin'on 'em orsomethin;*
0:27:12.500,0:27:15.900
And she's right.[br]You can't jump on these.
0:27:16.000,0:27:19.500
Not like this.[br]They need some adjustment.[br]Yee-haw!
0:27:19.600,0:27:21.900
[Chuckling]
0:27:22.000,0:27:25.200
Let's take a look[br]under the hood.
0:27:25.300,0:27:28.200
[Spits] Yeah.[br][Chuckles]
0:27:28.300,0:27:30.600
Just doin' my job.[br][Fart]
0:27:30.700,0:27:32.600
Sorry.[br]What have we got here?
0:27:32.700,0:27:34.800
Whew.
0:27:36.400,0:27:38.500
Here we go.[br][Chortles]
0:27:38.600,0:27:42.200
It's oversized.[br]That's unusual.
0:27:42.300,0:27:44.200
Here it is.[br][Grunts]
0:27:44.300,0:27:45.400
[Elephant Trumpets]
0:27:45.400,0:27:49.200
Down, Simba![br]Down, Simba![br]Get outta here!
0:27:50.400,0:27:52.700
Spray me, would ya?[br]You...
0:27:52.800,0:27:55.200
[Whimpering][br][Trumpeting Continues]
0:27:55.300,0:27:57.500
[Choking]
0:28:00.300,0:28:02.200
*[Blows Landing]*[br]*[Elephant Whimpering]*
0:28:03.400,0:28:05.300
[Panting]
0:28:05.400,0:28:09.000
*- [Elephant Trumpets]*[br]- Thanks for the help.
0:28:10.200,0:28:13.400
Back in a second.[br]Who's your couch mechanic?
0:28:13.500,0:28:16.100
You oughta call[br]Mr. Catwrench.
0:28:16.200,0:28:19.300
*[Grinding, Rumbling]*[br]Oww! My fur![br]My fur! My fur!
0:28:19.400,0:28:22.000
[Groaning, Shouting]
0:28:24.300,0:28:27.700
That oughta do it.[br]Whoo!
0:28:29.000,0:28:30.900
[Chortling]
0:28:35.000,0:28:37.000
[Laughing]
0:28:41.200,0:28:43.700
Come on, kids.[br]I could use a little company.
0:28:43.800,0:28:45.700
What about Mom's party?
0:28:45.800,0:28:47.900
What about it?[br]We signed the contract.
0:28:48.000,0:28:51.300
Wha-hoo![br][Laughing] Yeah!
0:28:52.400,0:28:54.300
One cushion left,[br]Sally.
0:28:54.400,0:28:57.300
She'll never do it.[br]She doesn't know[br]how to have fun.
0:28:57.400,0:29:01.700
*Fun? Sally,*[br]*you're betterthan fun.*[br]*Fun is beneath you.*
0:29:01.800,0:29:03.300
Remember[br]what your mother told you...
0:29:03.300,0:29:06.300
No one sets foot[br]in the living room...[br]*[Conrad Shouting]*
0:29:06.300,0:29:08.900
You know what?[br]Let's just watch some flashbacks.
0:29:09.000,0:29:13.900
[Voice Slowed Down][br]Absolutely no one sets foot[br]in the living room, or else.
0:29:14.000,0:29:17.300
You're fiired... fiired... fiired...
0:29:17.400,0:29:20.200
fiired... fiired... fiired...
0:29:20.300,0:29:24.400
[Takes Deep Breath][br]Fiired... fiired... fiired... fiired...
0:29:24.500,0:29:26.700
And that's why...[br][Groans]
0:29:26.800,0:29:28.200
Oww!
0:29:29.700,0:29:32.400
*This is where*[br]*they buried my brother.!*
0:29:32.500,0:29:34.000
*[Cat Laughing]*[br][Conrad][br]Yeah.!
0:29:34.100,0:29:36.700
[All Laughing][br]Yippee![br]Oh, yeah!
0:29:36.800,0:29:40.100
This is amazing![br]Like being[br]in the circus!
0:29:40.200,0:29:42.100
Yeah, but without[br]those tortured animals...
0:29:42.200,0:29:44.600
or drunken clowns[br]that have hepatitis.
0:29:44.700,0:29:47.300
See, kids, I told you[br]we could have fun!
0:29:47.400,0:29:50.900
*[Laughing Continues]*[br]*[Conrad] The best thing is,*[br]*no one will ever...*
0:29:51.900,0:29:53.800
know.
0:29:53.900,0:29:57.300
Judas Priest![br]I can't believe what I'm seeing!
0:29:57.400,0:30:01.800
Oh, Mr. Quinn,[br]I was just telling Conrad[br]to get off the couch.
0:30:01.900,0:30:03.800
Bad, Conrad![br]Bad!
0:30:03.900,0:30:05.800
Sally,
0:30:05.900,0:30:07.700
baby, angel, princess,
0:30:08.600,0:30:12.600
I'm gonna let you in[br]on a little secret, okay?
0:30:12.700,0:30:14.900
Nobody likes a suck-up!
0:30:18.000,0:30:20.300
[Quinn Laughing]
0:30:25.500,0:30:28.000
Where's the cat?[br]I don't know.
0:30:31.900,0:30:34.900
[Burps][br]Ohh!
0:30:35.100,0:30:37.000
Good bread.
0:30:38.200,0:30:40.800
What are you two[br]lookin' at?
0:30:46.800,0:30:49.400
[Sneezing]
0:30:49.500,0:30:51.400
Is there a cat in here?
0:30:51.500,0:30:53.500
[Sneezing Continues]
0:30:53.600,0:30:56.100
I'm gonna...[br]You're gonna...
0:30:56.200,0:30:58.900
I have to...[br][Sneezes]
0:31:00.200,0:31:02.200
[Sneezes][br]Get out ofhere.
0:31:02.300,0:31:04.200
[Sneezes Twice]
0:31:04.300,0:31:06.200
[Both Laughing]
0:31:08.000,0:31:11.200
See, kids, I told you.[br]Stick with me, it'll all work out.
0:31:11.400,0:31:14.900
[Sneezes][br]Oh, no! Ohh![br][Chortling]
0:31:15.100,0:31:18.700
Little-known fact...[br]cats always land on their tushy.
0:31:18.800,0:31:22.200
- I thought they always[br]landed on their feet.[br]- Oh, sure, now you tell me.
0:31:22.300,0:31:23.200
Harumph![br][Chortling]
0:31:24.500,0:31:27.700
- So, kiddo, what do you[br]want to do for fun?[br]- I wanna make cupcakes!
0:31:27.800,0:31:31.100
Cupcakes? Oh, yeah![br][Chortling][br]To the kitchen!
0:31:31.200,0:31:32.800
[Announcer][br]*Live from the kitchen,*
0:31:32.900,0:31:35.700
*the following is*[br]*a paid commercial announcement*[br]*forAstounding Products.*
0:31:35.700,0:31:38.100
Hi! Welcome to[br]*Astounding Products.*
0:31:38.200,0:31:41.300
[Laughing]
0:31:41.400,0:31:44.300
I'm your host,[br]the guy in the sweaterwho asks[br]all the obvious questions.
0:31:44.400,0:31:45.800
*[Studio Audience*[br]Laughing]
0:31:45.900,0:31:50.300
Now, here to tell us[br]about his astounding product[br]for making cupcakes,
0:31:50.400,0:31:53.400
all the way[br]from Cheshire, England,[br]please welcome...
0:31:53.500,0:31:55.800
Me! Hello![br][Chuckling]
0:31:55.900,0:31:59.600
Now... Hello![br]I'm so excited!
0:31:59.700,0:32:01.600
Do you love[br]making cupcakes,
0:32:01.700,0:32:04.200
but hate all[br]the hard cupcake work?
0:32:04.300,0:32:06.200
I know I do!
0:32:06.300,0:32:09.500
Well, forget[br]everything you know[br]about making cupcakes...
0:32:09.600,0:32:11.600
and say hello...
0:32:12.600,0:32:14.900
to the amazing Kupkake-inator.
0:32:15.000,0:32:17.800
- I'm so excited![br]*- [Audience Chuckling]*
0:32:17.900,0:32:19.900
Cupcake-a-what?
0:32:20.000,0:32:21.900
[Cat, Audience][br]Kupkake-inator!
0:32:22.000,0:32:25.600
Oh, this amazing device[br]can instantly make cupcakes...
0:32:25.700,0:32:28.100
out of anything that[br]you have in the kitchen.
0:32:28.200,0:32:31.000
- Wait a minute.[br]Did you say"anything"?[br]- Anything.
0:32:31.100,0:32:33.000
Anything?[br]Yes, anything.
0:32:33.100,0:32:35.700
Anything?[br]Anything.
0:32:35.800,0:32:39.200
- Anything?[br]- I'll get you, and it'll look[br]like a bloody accident.
0:32:39.300,0:32:41.200
*- [Audience Tittering]*[br]- Anything.
0:32:41.300,0:32:44.200
Now, take off the lid.[br]You can put in, I don't know,[br]a carton of eggs.
0:32:44.300,0:32:46.700
What?[br]How about[br]a pack ofhot dogs?
0:32:46.800,0:32:48.700
That's incredible![br]Why not some ketchup?
0:32:48.800,0:32:51.100
Yeah, why not?[br]How about...[br]I know what you're thinkin'.
0:32:51.300,0:32:53.700
Even a fiire extinguisher.[br]There we go.
0:32:53.800,0:32:55.700
Hmm?
0:32:55.800,0:32:58.500
Now, close the lid[br]and Bob's your flippin' uncle!
0:32:58.600,0:33:00.400
What an[br]astounding product!
0:33:00.500,0:33:02.000
*[Audience Applauding]*[br]Oh, yeah!
0:33:02.100,0:33:04.900
Open the drawer,[br][Bell Dings,[br]Motor Whirring]
0:33:05.000,0:33:08.700
Fiill the patented[br]Kupkake-inator tray,[br]*[Audience Gasping]*
0:33:08.800,0:33:11.600
- Close the drawer,[br]*- [Audience Continues Gasping]*
0:33:11.700,0:33:14.900
Then place it[br]in a conventional oven.
0:33:15.000,0:33:17.200
*[Audience Laughing,*[br]Applauding]
0:33:19.600,0:33:22.000
Delicious cupcakes[br]are just minutes away.
0:33:22.100,0:33:24.000
Did you just say[br]"minutes away"?
0:33:24.100,0:33:25.700
[Host, Audience][br]That's impossible!
0:33:25.800,0:33:29.000
You're not just wrong,[br]you're stupid.[br]Now, wait just a minute...
0:33:29.200,0:33:31.100
And you're ugly,[br]just like your mum.
0:33:31.300,0:33:33.700
*[Audience Gasping]*[br]Did you just call[br]my mother ugly?
0:33:33.900,0:33:36.400
Shut up! I mean it![br]I will end you!
0:33:36.500,0:33:38.400
- [Grunts][br]- [Audience, Cat Gasping, Groaning]
0:33:38.500,0:33:41.100
Um, Cat.[br]Your tail.
0:33:41.200,0:33:43.800
What about it?
0:33:43.900,0:33:48.300
Oh, I see! I've chopped it off.[br]That's interesting, because...
0:33:49.600,0:33:52.800
Son of a bi...[br][Beep]
0:33:52.900,0:33:55.600
@¤@¤[Whistling[br]*"The Girl From Ipanema"]*
0:33:55.700,0:33:58.600
Look, I'm not saying[br]we're going to sue.
0:33:58.800,0:34:01.000
I'm just saying[br]we have a case.
0:34:01.100,0:34:03.000
We'll talk later.[br]Lxnay, ixnay.
0:34:03.100,0:34:05.400
[Wheezes][br]Hi.
0:34:05.500,0:34:08.100
Cat, is the oven[br]supposed to be[br]making that sound?
0:34:08.200,0:34:10.100
Huh?
0:34:10.200,0:34:13.400
Of course. That means[br]they're almost done, Conrack.
0:34:13.500,0:34:15.600
- Conrad.[br]- That's what I said, Condor.
0:34:15.700,0:34:18.200
- Cat![br]- Now, that's my name!
0:34:18.300,0:34:21.800
*[Oven Whirring, Rumbling]*
0:34:25.800,0:34:28.100
*[Timer Bell Dings]*[br]Yep!
0:34:28.200,0:34:30.100
They're done!
0:34:30.300,0:34:32.700
Oh, man![br]There's nothing[br]to worry about.
0:34:32.800,0:34:34.700
I'm sure[br]they still taste fiine.
0:34:34.800,0:34:36.700
Yecch![br]They're horrible!
0:34:36.800,0:34:40.000
Who wants some?[br]Come on, come on![br][Chortling]
0:34:41.100,0:34:43.000
Oh... my... cod.
0:34:43.100,0:34:44.500
Ohh! Aah!
0:34:44.600,0:34:47.500
Cat, you need to[br]clean this mess up pronto.
0:34:47.600,0:34:50.800
We have a contract.[br]All right, I'll try.
0:34:52.300,0:34:55.000
You don't try. You do.
0:34:55.100,0:34:58.000
Yes, ma'am.[br]Right away, ma'am.
0:34:58.100,0:35:00.800
[Coughs][br]I'll be right back.
0:35:00.900,0:35:02.700
Whoa![br][Crash]
0:35:02.800,0:35:04.600
[Chortling]
0:35:05.900,0:35:08.200
[Snoring][br]Hi.[br]How are ya?
0:35:08.300,0:35:10.300
Okay.[br][Chortling]
0:35:13.400,0:35:15.600
Look. I'm a girl.
0:35:15.700,0:35:19.200
[Giggling, Purring]
0:35:19.300,0:35:21.400
Stop! That's...
0:35:21.500,0:35:23.100
[Together][br]Mom's dress!
0:35:23.200,0:35:26.600
[Gasps][br]This fiilthy thing?
0:35:26.700,0:35:28.800
She was gonna wear that tonight,[br]and you ruined it.
0:35:28.900,0:35:31.900
Honey, it was ruined[br]when she bought it.
0:35:33.100,0:35:35.000
Mm-hmm. Yeah.[br]Mm-hmm.
0:35:35.100,0:35:38.000
*I told you*[br]*all this would happen.!*
0:35:38.100,0:35:41.100
- But no one listens to a fiish![br]- Oy.
0:35:41.200,0:35:43.800
*A dog goes "woof-woof"*[br]*and everybody knows that*[br]*little Timmy's trapped undera log.*
0:35:43.900,0:35:45.700
*But a fiish speaks*[br]*in plain English...*
0:35:45.900,0:35:46.500
All right, everyone,[br]let's just take a deep breath[br]and calm down.
0:35:50.600,0:35:52.500
[Inhaling, Exhaling]
0:35:52.600,0:35:56.200
*You know who's gonna solve it?*[br]*Me. I am.*
0:35:56.300,0:35:59.200
I will personally[br]take care of everything.
0:36:00.500,0:36:02.400
And I know[br]just the guys to do it.
0:36:02.500,0:36:04.500
[Wheezing]
0:36:07.900,0:36:09.900
[Chortling]
0:36:16.100,0:36:19.700
In this box are two Things.[br]I will show them to you.
0:36:19.800,0:36:24.000
*Two Things, and I call them*[br]*Thing One and Thing Two.*
0:36:24.100,0:36:27.500
These Things will not bite you.[br]They want to have fun.
0:36:27.600,0:36:29.700
So without further ado,
0:36:29.800,0:36:33.100
meet Thing Two[br]and Thing One!
0:36:33.200,0:36:35.500
[Whooping, Babbling]
0:36:35.600,0:36:37.500
@Ta-da @
0:36:37.600,0:36:40.400
Oh, yeah![br][Chortles]
0:36:40.500,0:36:43.600
Thing One, Conrad, Sally.[br]Conrad, Sally, Thing One.
0:36:43.800,0:36:45.700
*Thing Two, Conrad, Sally.*[br]*Conrad, Sally, Thing Two.*
0:36:45.900,0:36:49.000
Thing One, Thing Two.[br]Thing Two, Thing One.[br]Conrad, Sally. Sally, Conrad.
0:36:49.200,0:36:51.700
I am the Cat.[br]Don't belittle me.
0:36:51.900,0:36:53.800
Ah, yes, of course.
0:36:53.900,0:36:56.800
Thing Two would like to[br]clarify that just because[br]he wears the number two...
0:36:56.900,0:36:59.400
does not imply in any way[br]that he's inferior to Thing One.
0:36:59.500,0:37:00.800
And all of the above.
0:37:00.900,0:37:04.500
He says you may feel free[br]to call him Thing "A," if you like.
0:37:04.600,0:37:07.900
He will also accept SuperThing,[br]Thing King, Kid Dynamite,
0:37:08.000,0:37:10.700
Chocolate Thun-Da...[br]or Ben.[br][Chuckles] Ben!
0:37:10.800,0:37:13.400
*[Thing OneJabbering]*
0:37:13.500,0:37:16.400
Thing One says[br]he's Thing One for a reason,
0:37:16.500,0:37:18.900
and some people[br]should just get used to it.
0:37:19.000,0:37:21.600
It's a Thing thing.[br]You wouldn't understand.
0:37:21.700,0:37:24.100
[ThingsJabbering,[br]Arguing][br]Okay, enough!
0:37:24.200,0:37:26.400
You are quickly turning into[br]one of my least favorite Things.
0:37:28.100,0:37:31.000
Listen, Convex,[br]you probably don't[br]wanna do that.
0:37:31.100,0:37:33.000
Why not?[br]It's just a crate.
0:37:33.100,0:37:34.500
This isn't just any old crate.
0:37:34.600,0:37:37.700
It's the Trans-dimensional[br]Transportolator.
0:37:37.800,0:37:41.000
It's kinda like a doorway[br]which leads from this world[br]to my world.
0:37:41.100,0:37:43.400
But it says,[br]"Made in the Philippines."
0:37:43.500,0:37:46.700
Yes, but not this Philippines.
0:37:46.800,0:37:51.300
*Look, now,*[br]*I'm not usually a rules guy,*[br]*but this is a biggie.*
0:37:51.400,0:37:53.400
No opening the crate.
0:37:53.500,0:37:56.500
No lookee, no touchee.[br]Got it?
0:37:56.700,0:37:59.700
[Thing][br]*Mekka-dekka we should*[br]*settle ourdifferences.*
0:37:59.800,0:38:02.500
[Jabbering]
0:38:03.600,0:38:05.500
[Cat][br]*Things, front and center.!*
0:38:05.600,0:38:07.400
Cool.
0:38:07.500,0:38:11.300
All right, Things,[br]I'm not paying you to[br]stand around and look pretty.
0:38:11.400,0:38:13.400
*Here's Mom's dress.*
0:38:13.500,0:38:15.400
*[Thing Cackling]*[br]*Oh.! Mommy's dress.!*
0:38:15.500,0:38:17.600
[BothJabbering, Giggling]
0:38:17.700,0:38:19.600
- [Gasp][br]- [Gasp]
0:38:19.700,0:38:22.500
- What about the couch?[br]- Which couch?
0:38:22.600,0:38:24.600
*The clean one,*[br]*orthe horribly stained one?*
0:38:24.800,0:38:27.500
- [Wheezing][br]- [Jabbering Continues]
0:38:33.600,0:38:36.200
Ho![br][Chortling]
0:38:36.300,0:38:38.200
Mekka-dekka[br]don't worry!
0:38:39.600,0:38:41.800
Incoming!
0:38:44.100,0:38:48.800
*Cat, they're wrecking*[br]*the whole house.!*
0:38:48.900,0:38:51.000
[Snoring]
0:38:51.100,0:38:53.700
[Groans,[br]Continues Snoring]
0:38:56.300,0:38:59.600
[Jabbering, Giggling Continue]
0:39:09.000,0:39:12.900
- Conrad, help![br]- Help yourself!
0:39:13.000,0:39:15.900
Look at me![br]Come and get it!
0:39:16.000,0:39:18.500
[ContinuesJabbering]
0:39:21.400,0:39:25.600
[Grunts][br]Whoa! Ooh, yeah! Whoa!
0:39:33.600,0:39:35.600
[Giggles][br]That tickles!
0:39:36.900,0:39:39.800
[Jabbering][br]Geronimo!
0:39:39.900,0:39:42.700
[Jabbering, Grunting]
0:39:42.800,0:39:46.500
[Crab Lock][br]Mine, mine, mine![br]Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
0:39:47.900,0:39:51.200
Ride 'em, cowboy![br]Yee-hee-hee! Ho-ho-ho! Whee!
0:39:52.000,0:39:53.800
[Snoring]
0:39:56.900,0:39:59.300
[Continues Snoring]
0:39:59.400,0:40:01.600
If this were my house,[br]I'd be furious.
0:40:01.700,0:40:03.700
[Laughing]
0:40:08.400,0:40:11.300
Hey! Klondike!
0:40:11.400,0:40:15.100
Do you have any idea[br]what happened to the lock[br]on this crate?
0:40:15.200,0:40:17.600
- It's on Nevins's collar.[br]- Nevins?
0:40:17.700,0:40:19.400
[Sally][br]*Nevins? Nevins.!*
0:40:19.500,0:40:23.500
Put the dog down![br]I said, put the dog down!
0:40:23.600,0:40:25.500
Why won't they[br]listen to me?
0:40:25.600,0:40:31.200
Oh. I don't know if this helps,[br]but the Things always do[br]the opposite of what you say.
0:40:31.300,0:40:34.800
Why do they always[br]do the opposite?[br]That's so annoying!
0:40:34.900,0:40:36.800
Remind you of anyone,[br]Conrad?
0:40:36.900,0:40:39.500
Zinga![br]*[Things Cackling]*
0:40:39.700,0:40:41.600
Zinga! Zinga!
0:40:41.800,0:40:44.700
Blue! 41! Set![br]Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
0:40:44.800,0:40:48.600
Hey, Thing,[br]don't let go of that dog!
0:40:48.700,0:40:50.400
Let go!
0:40:50.500,0:40:54.100
*[Conrad] Catch him...*[br]*I mean,* don't *catch him.!*[br][Screams]
0:40:55.300,0:40:56.300
[Crab Lock Chuckles][br][Barks]
0:40:57.300,0:40:58.600
Well, this is just great, Conrad.
0:40:58.700,0:41:02.800
The whole house is destroyed,[br]the party is ruined,[br]and now Nevins is gone.
0:41:02.900,0:41:05.300
Sally, Kojak,
0:41:05.400,0:41:09.500
that's nothing compared[br]to what's gonna happen[br]if we don't lock this crate.
0:41:09.700,0:41:12.600
Take a look.[br]It's already leaking.
0:41:13.600,0:41:16.100
[Grunting]
0:41:16.300,0:41:19.800
- It won't stay shut.[br]- Not without the lock.
0:41:19.900,0:41:24.800
Look, if we don't get that lock off of Nevins[br]and put it back on this crate,
0:41:24.900,0:41:28.700
we're gonna be staring down[br]the business end[br]of the mother of all messes.
0:41:30.000,0:41:32.900
[Grunting][br]We've gotta go out[br]and fiind Nevins.
0:41:33.000,0:41:35.300
[Grunts][br]Impossible! Sally!
0:41:35.400,0:41:37.800
*There's only four hours*[br]*till the party.*
0:41:37.900,0:41:40.400
The Fish is right.[br]We should call Mom[br]and tell herwhat happened.
0:41:40.500,0:41:43.700
Look at this house![br]There's no way we could[br]explain this to Mom.
0:41:43.900,0:41:46.500
We gotta get Nevins back[br]and lock the crate!
0:41:46.700,0:41:48.600
We're staying and calling Mom.
0:41:48.700,0:41:51.000
We're going and getting the dog.
0:41:51.100,0:41:53.200
[Sinister Voice][br]There is a third option.
0:41:53.300,0:41:55.600
@¤@¤[Organ:Dramatic][br]There is?
0:41:55.700,0:41:59.100
*Yes. It involves...*
0:41:59.200,0:42:01.200
murder![br]@@ [Dramatic Chords]
0:42:01.300,0:42:04.200
- That's your option?[br]- No.
0:42:04.300,0:42:07.100
But you guys both had options.[br]I just wanted to have one too.
0:42:07.200,0:42:10.500
[Chuckling][br]Or did I?
0:42:10.600,0:42:14.400
- Cat, you're not helping![br]- Come on. Let's go get that dog.
0:42:14.500,0:42:19.000
*Now, wejust need*[br]*a heavy, inanimate object*[br]*to weigh down this crate.*
0:42:19.200,0:42:21.100
*[Kids Grunting]*
0:42:22.800,0:42:24.800
[Grumbling]
0:42:25.000,0:42:27.500
There. That oughta[br]buy us some time.
0:42:27.600,0:42:31.600
Come on, kids![br]Let's go, go, go![br][Wheezing Laugh]
0:42:31.700,0:42:35.000
[Grunting, Sighing]
0:42:36.100,0:42:38.900
*[Man On TV]*[br]*Identical sister Mitzy...*
0:42:39.000,0:42:42.100
[Sighs][br]*[Man #2 On TV]*[br]*That's right.*
0:42:43.200,0:42:45.100
[Grunts]
0:42:46.200,0:42:48.900
*- [Knocking]*[br]- Yeah!
0:42:50.700,0:42:52.600
What do you want now?
0:42:52.700,0:42:55.300
Repo.
0:42:55.400,0:42:58.600
You're repossessing my TV?
0:42:58.700,0:43:00.100
I'm sure I made a payment.
0:43:00.100,0:43:03.000
If it's about that bounced check,[br]let me give you a credit card.
0:43:03.100,0:43:07.500
That one's expired.[br]Huh? Oh, come on!
0:43:07.600,0:43:09.600
*[Woman On TVGrunting]*
0:43:09.700,0:43:13.900
[Narrator][br]*With the lock on his collar,*[br]*Nevins kept running,*
0:43:14.000,0:43:16.400
*unaware ofhis part...*
0:43:16.500,0:43:19.000
*in the evil Quinn's cunning.*[br][Ringing]
0:43:19.100,0:43:22.100
Joan Walden Real Estate.[br]Be it ever so humble, there's no...
0:43:22.200,0:43:23.800
Oh, hi, Joan.
0:43:23.900,0:43:26.400
The kids let the dog[br]out again.[br]You're kidding.
0:43:26.600,0:43:30.300
Don't worry. I'll go get him,[br]then we'll have a conversation[br]vis-a-vis military school.
0:43:30.400,0:43:33.800
I don't know.[br]Conrad's like you, Lawrence.
0:43:34.000,0:43:36.800
He's very... sensitive.[br]Uh-huh.
0:43:36.900,0:43:39.900
[Sighs][br]But I suppose it's something[br]I should consider.
0:43:40.000,0:43:43.300
I'll get the dog.[br]I'll be right over.[br][Dial Tone Hums]
0:43:45.700,0:43:48.800
[Sighs]
0:43:48.900,0:43:50.800
[Groaning]
0:43:50.900,0:43:53.300
*- [Barking]*[br]*- [Conrad]*[br]*Okay, there's Nevins.*
0:43:53.400,0:43:56.800
Stay out of sight.[br]*[Barks, Growls]*
0:44:00.000,0:44:04.100
*@¤@¤[Violin Strings Plucking]*
0:44:04.200,0:44:07.400
@@ [Plucking Continues]
0:44:08.900,0:44:11.500
I thought the moment[br]needed something.
0:44:11.600,0:44:14.300
Oh, what will become of us?
0:44:14.400,0:44:16.500
Your motherwill lose her job,
0:44:16.600,0:44:19.900
and we'll have to...[br]live on the street!
0:44:20.000,0:44:23.100
[Sobbing][br]I can't! Don't make me go...
0:44:23.200,0:44:25.600
[Groans][br]*I don't know this world.!*
0:44:25.700,0:44:30.500
It's dry! It's like...[br]I can't... It's too...[br]Fish!
0:44:30.600,0:44:32.500
It's too much!
0:44:32.600,0:44:34.600
Would you like to go back[br]in the toilet?
0:44:34.700,0:44:37.200
On second thought,[br]it's such a beautiful day.[br]Why spend it indoors?
0:44:37.300,0:44:40.000
- Thank you![br]- [Gasps]
0:44:41.300,0:44:43.200
Okay, kids.[br]Get out of my way.
0:44:43.300,0:44:47.100
This fence is no match[br]for my cat-like grace and reflexes.[br]Here we go.
0:44:47.200,0:44:49.900
[Neck Muscles,[br]Knuckles Cracking][br][Exhales]
0:44:50.000,0:44:54.200
Ow. Okay.[br]Watch me fly, kids.[br][Wheezing Laugh]
0:44:56.100,0:44:59.200
*[Loud Crash]*[br][Grunting]
0:44:59.300,0:45:01.400
Ow!
0:45:01.500,0:45:04.200
I don't think[br]the little girl's even trying.
0:45:04.300,0:45:08.400
What about your[br]cat-like... reflexes?
0:45:08.600,0:45:11.800
What about showing a little effort,[br]shrimp boat? Now, push!
0:45:11.900,0:45:14.200
Whaa!
0:45:14.300,0:45:16.500
All right, Nevins.
0:45:16.600,0:45:18.600
Time to die.
0:45:18.700,0:45:21.800
- [Whimpering][br]- Cat, you scared him away!
0:45:21.900,0:45:23.900
Dirty hoe.
0:45:25.600,0:45:29.500
I'm sorry, baby.[br]I love you. Hmm.
0:45:29.600,0:45:32.300
[Conrad][br]*Come on, Cat.!*
0:45:36.100,0:45:38.200
[Yipping][br]There he is!
0:45:38.300,0:45:40.200
*[Children Shouting]*
0:45:40.300,0:45:42.300
[Man][br]*Happy birthday, Denise.*
0:45:42.400,0:45:44.300
[Sally][br]Denise?
0:45:44.500,0:45:47.200
Everyone I know[br]is there.
0:45:47.300,0:45:49.800
There's Ginny and Alan.
0:45:49.900,0:45:52.800
How come Denise didn't[br]invite me to her birthday?
0:45:52.900,0:45:55.500
*Don't worry. Let'sjust*[br]*get Nevins and go.*
0:45:55.600,0:45:56.700
*- [Woman] Okay, kids.*[br]*Everyone outside.!*[br]- [Kids Screaming]
0:45:58.200,0:46:00.400
[Yelling]
0:46:03.400,0:46:05.300
Aaah!
0:46:05.400,0:46:08.600
Nevins.[br]Cat, get down![br]They're gonna see you!
0:46:08.700,0:46:11.000
Hide.!
0:46:11.100,0:46:13.100
[Excited Shouting]
0:46:19.400,0:46:22.300
[Chanting][br]Pińata! Pińata! Pińata!
0:46:22.400,0:46:24.300
Pińata! Pińata!
0:46:24.400,0:46:27.500
*Pińata.! Pińata.!*[br][Nervous Grumbling]
0:46:27.600,0:46:30.200
- [Groans][br]- Everybody join in!
0:46:35.100,0:46:37.100
[Girl][br]It's breaking!
0:46:37.200,0:46:40.200
Step out of my way.
0:46:42.700,0:46:44.800
This cannot end well.
0:46:44.900,0:46:47.800
- Pińata! Pińata![br]- [Howling]
0:46:47.900,0:46:50.000
*@¤I'm easy @¤*
0:46:50.100,0:46:53.900
*@¤Ah, ah, ah, ah @¤*[br][Whinnying]
0:46:54.000,0:46:56.600
*@¤I'm easy*[br]*like Sunday morning @¤@¤*
0:46:56.700,0:46:59.600
- [Howling][br]- [Both Groaning]
0:46:59.700,0:47:04.200
*[Howling Continues]*
0:47:04.300,0:47:06.600
Oh-ho-ho! Whoo!
0:47:06.700,0:47:09.100
*- Oh.! Whoo-hoo.!*[br]- I got an idea.
0:47:09.200,0:47:11.700
[Conrad][br]Candy.!
0:47:13.300,0:47:15.300
Candy!
0:47:16.300,0:47:18.200
[Growls]
0:47:18.300,0:47:21.000
[Both][br]No!
0:47:21.100,0:47:24.400
Get back![br]Cat!
0:47:24.500,0:47:26.500
[Cat Grunts][br]I'll get you!
0:47:28.700,0:47:30.600
[Sighs][br]*[Phone Rings]*
0:47:30.700,0:47:33.600
[Gasping][br]I'd love to buy some.
0:47:33.700,0:47:35.800
Hello, Mrs. Kwan.[br]It'sJoan Walden.
0:47:35.900,0:47:38.400
I just called[br]to check on the kids.[br]Are they okay?
0:47:38.500,0:47:41.500
[Chuckles][br]Those aren't children.
0:47:41.600,0:47:44.500
They're little angels.
0:47:44.600,0:47:46.800
[All Laughing]
0:47:46.900,0:47:49.200
That's sweet.
0:47:49.300,0:47:52.200
Well, all right, Mrs. Kwan.[br]I'll be home as soon as I can.
0:47:52.300,0:47:55.200
Bye-bye.[br]Bye.
0:47:55.300,0:47:57.800
*[Things Babbling]*
0:47:57.900,0:47:59.800
[Sighs]
0:48:00.900,0:48:02.800
[Groans, Snores]
0:48:02.900,0:48:06.200
*[Excited Chortling]*
0:48:23.700,0:48:26.800
[Cat][br]*All right, soldier.*[br]*Our bogey is in range.*
0:48:26.900,0:48:29.200
Commence[br]search and destroy.
0:48:29.300,0:48:32.100
- What?[br]- Search and rescue.
0:48:32.200,0:48:36.600
I meant search and rescue.[br]Come on!
0:48:36.700,0:48:39.700
I can't believe I wasn't[br]invited to that party.
0:48:39.800,0:48:42.300
Hey![br]You're a lone wolf.
0:48:42.400,0:48:45.000
[Whispering][br]Live alone, die alone.[br]Yeah.
0:48:45.100,0:48:48.300
- Can we please get the dog?[br]- [Mocking][br]Can we please get the dog?
0:48:48.400,0:48:51.300
Can we please get the dog?[br]Boo!
0:48:54.600,0:48:57.300
[Conrad][br]*Oh, no.! Oh, man.!*
0:48:57.400,0:49:00.300
Hello, Nevins.[br]Good-bye, Conrad.
0:49:00.400,0:49:04.500
Not so tough now,[br]are you?[br][Barks]
0:49:04.600,0:49:07.300
*[Sinister Laughing]*
0:49:09.300,0:49:11.800
[Hooting Laugh]
0:49:13.800,0:49:16.500
We're dead.[br]We're never gonna get[br]that crate shut.
0:49:16.600,0:49:19.900
And I'm getting shipped off[br]to Colonel Von Kronk's School[br]for Wayward Boys!
0:49:20.000,0:49:23.600
Why don't we[br]take my car?[br]You have a car?
0:49:23.700,0:49:26.500
Yeah, sure.[br]*[CarAlarm Chirps]*
0:49:26.600,0:49:29.600
*[Engine Starts,*[br]*Tires Screech]*
0:49:30.900,0:49:33.200
Wow.[br]That is so cool.
0:49:33.400,0:49:35.800
That's just[br]the dust cover.
0:49:37.800,0:49:42.000
Here she is, the Super Luxurious[br]Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger.
0:49:42.100,0:49:44.700
Or S.L.O.W. For short.
0:49:44.800,0:49:46.800
S.L.O.W.?
0:49:46.900,0:49:50.100
Yeah, SLOW.[br]It's better than the last name we had.
0:49:50.200,0:49:53.400
Super Hydraulic[br]Instantaneous Transporter.
0:49:53.500,0:49:57.600
- Oh, you mean...[br]- Ohh! Quick, to the SLOW.[br][Chortling]
0:50:00.400,0:50:02.300
[Grunts][br]Buckle up, kids.
0:50:02.300,0:50:06.400
We're on a mission to get that dog,[br]and we will not rest[br]until we fiind and destroy it.
0:50:06.500,0:50:09.000
Rescue it![br]Rescue it! Of course[br]I meant rescue it.
0:50:09.200,0:50:12.500
Whatever. Remember, kids,[br]there's nothing faster than SLOW.
0:50:12.600,0:50:15.700
That's backwards![br]It makes no sense.[br]Look at you! Argh!
0:50:15.800,0:50:18.400
Okay, here we go.[br]G.P. S... check.
0:50:18.500,0:50:20.400
*DVD, CD... check.*
0:50:20.500,0:50:23.500
Someone from Czechoslovakia[br]is a... Czech.[br][Chortling]
0:50:23.600,0:50:26.000
Siren![br]What are you...[br]What...
0:50:26.100,0:50:28.400
Siren?[br][Screaming]
0:50:28.500,0:50:32.300
Let's go!
0:50:32.500,0:50:34.700
Whoo-whoa-ho-ho![br][Hooting]
0:50:34.900,0:50:38.200
Hi there![br]How are you? Yeah![br][Giggling]
0:50:38.300,0:50:40.600
[Engine Backfiiring][br][Laughing]
0:50:40.700,0:50:45.100
[All Yelling]
0:50:45.200,0:50:50.900
@ I'm sending Conrad away @
0:50:51.000,0:50:53.500
- Oh! Oh![br]- [Barking]
0:50:53.600,0:50:56.300
[Sniffs][br]Oh![br][Barks]
0:50:56.400,0:50:59.700
I can't believe you whizzed[br]on my taco!
0:50:59.800,0:51:02.300
*[Barking Continues]*
0:51:02.400,0:51:05.400
Wait tillJoan[br]gets a load of you!
0:51:05.500,0:51:08.000
[Laughing][br][Barking]
0:51:08.100,0:51:11.300
- There they are![br]*- [Fish] Red light, red light,*[br]*red light, red light.!*
0:51:11.400,0:51:13.400
Red light!
0:51:13.500,0:51:15.900
[All Screaming]
0:51:18.100,0:51:21.100
- Someone else should drive.[br]- All right. You win.
0:51:21.200,0:51:23.700
Concrete,[br]you drive.[br]Are you serious?
0:51:23.800,0:51:25.300
I don't know.
0:51:25.300,0:51:29.000
A little voice inside of me[br]is saying, "This is a bad idea,"
0:51:29.000,0:51:31.000
but I can barely hear[br]that little voice...
0:51:31.100,0:51:36.300
because an even louder[br]little voice is screaming,[br]"Let the 12-year-old drive!"
0:51:36.400,0:51:38.200
Now, punch it![br][Imitating Engine]
0:51:38.300,0:51:40.500
[Grunts]
0:51:40.600,0:51:42.500
*This is awesome.!*
0:51:42.600,0:51:44.400
[Gagging]
0:51:44.500,0:51:46.900
- [Retching][br]- [Groans]
0:51:48.900,0:51:51.900
- I want to drive.[br]- I think that's a great idea.
0:51:52.100,0:51:54.800
[Chuckling]
0:51:54.900,0:51:57.900
Wait![br]Two people can't drive[br]at the same time.
0:51:58.000,0:52:02.000
You're right.[br]We should all drive.[br][Chortling]
0:52:02.100,0:52:05.400
*[Tires Screeching]*[br][Yelling]
0:52:05.500,0:52:09.900
*- Cat.! Where are the brakes?*[br]- I'll get them.
0:52:12.200,0:52:16.500
I think there's something wrong[br]with your brakes. When's the[br]last time you had them checked?
0:52:16.600,0:52:19.700
[Chortling][br]*Bad brake.!*
0:52:25.100,0:52:26.900
[Screaming]
0:52:27.000,0:52:30.300
*One-way street, one-way street,*[br]*one-way street, one-way street.!*
0:52:30.400,0:52:32.400
- [Gasping, Screaming][br]- [Truck Horn Honking]
0:52:35.900,0:52:39.300
Hey, Rhode Island license plate.[br]You never see those.
0:52:41.300,0:52:44.300
[Horn Honking]
0:52:44.500,0:52:47.000
Om. Om.
0:52:48.400,0:52:50.400
*[Loud Clanging]*
0:52:53.700,0:52:57.100
Air bag. Standard.
0:52:57.200,0:52:59.300
[Panting]
0:52:59.500,0:53:02.300
I think... I wet... my jar.
0:53:02.400,0:53:04.400
Can we do that again?
0:53:07.100,0:53:09.100
[Alarm Chirps][br][Gasps]
0:53:11.700,0:53:13.200
Hey, there he is!
0:53:16.300,0:53:19.000
*[Conrad] Oh, no.!*[br]*He's going into Mom's offiice.!*
0:53:19.100,0:53:21.400
Come on, Cat!
0:53:23.200,0:53:24.800
[Whistles][br]You know, Nevins,
0:53:24.900,0:53:28.500
whenJoan fiinds out[br]you've escaped again,[br]Conrad will be moving out,
0:53:28.600,0:53:30.600
and I'll be moving in.
0:53:33.100,0:53:36.000
*[Conrad] We've gotta get*[br]*Nevins and that lock back.*[br]*[Sally] What are we gonna do?*
0:53:36.100,0:53:39.300
*Don't worry.*[br]*I have three plans.*
0:53:39.400,0:53:42.400
Plan "A": "Mess up[br]a perfectly clean house."
0:53:42.500,0:53:47.000
Done that. Plan "B":[br]"Cut your losses and ditch the kids."
0:53:47.100,0:53:49.700
- That could work.[br]- What about that one?
0:53:49.800,0:53:54.800
Plan "C": "Trick Mom's boyfriend[br]into handing over dog and lock."
0:53:54.900,0:53:57.900
I don't know.[br]I still like Plan "B."
0:53:58.000,0:54:00.700
- [Both] Cat![br]- Okay, okay. Plan "C."
0:54:00.900,0:54:02.600
Look at you. Argh!
0:54:04.900,0:54:07.500
[Whining][br]*Excuse me, sir.*
0:54:07.600,0:54:10.900
I'd like you to sign[br]my petition. Yeah.
0:54:11.000,0:54:13.300
Get out of my way,[br]you hippie freak.
0:54:13.400,0:54:16.100
Are you aware of the senseless,[br]wholesale slaughter...
0:54:16.200,0:54:19.600
of the flatulating,[br]acid-spitting Zumzizeroo?
0:54:19.700,0:54:22.200
What will it take[br]to get you out of my face?
0:54:22.300,0:54:24.500
Just sign my petition...
0:54:24.700,0:54:28.000
with this large, oversized pen[br]that requires two hands.
0:54:28.100,0:54:30.700
*I see.*[br][Loud Click]
0:54:30.800,0:54:33.300
- Will you hold my dog?[br]- Yes!
0:54:33.500,0:54:36.900
Okay, I have a problem[br]with the word "dog."
0:54:37.000,0:54:40.300
I don't use the "D" word per se[br]'cause I think it's really, really wrong.
0:54:41.500,0:54:45.000
*Yeah. But I will happily*[br]*hold yourCanine-American.*
0:54:45.100,0:54:48.600
- I'm more comfortable[br]with that really, yeah.[br]- [Giggling]
0:54:48.700,0:54:52.800
@ How much is that Canine-American[br]in the window @
0:54:52.900,0:54:55.400
[Both][br]Cat! Come on!
0:54:57.200,0:54:59.700
*- [Nevins Barking]*[br]*- Hey, what the...*
0:54:59.800,0:55:02.800
*[Cat] Go, go, go.!*[br]Come back here![br]I'm on to you kids!
0:55:03.000,0:55:05.800
- Nothing to see here.[br]Keep moving! Go![br]- [Panting]
0:55:05.900,0:55:09.000
[Whistle Blows][br]Come on! Let's go.[br]Ah, get in, get in!
0:55:09.100,0:55:13.200
Come on, let's go.[br]Get in! Hi, hi.[br]Get in! Get in!
0:55:13.400,0:55:16.500
@¤@¤[Dance][br]Look out below!
0:55:16.600,0:55:19.800
Oh! Sorry. Over there.
0:55:21.500,0:55:24.500
[Hooting][br]Hey! Hey, hey![br]Hey, hey!
0:55:24.600,0:55:27.600
*[Feet Screeching]*[br]Ohh!
0:55:29.900,0:55:32.600
Oh![br][Laughing]
0:55:32.700,0:55:34.300
I got you!
0:55:36.500,0:55:39.500
Here he comes![br][Both][br]Cat!
0:55:39.600,0:55:42.000
[Yelling]
0:55:42.100,0:55:47.200
- [Woman Screams][br]- Where's my hat? Oh! Go! Go, go!
0:55:47.300,0:55:49.300
Go! Let's go![br]My tail, my tail.
0:55:49.400,0:55:53.300
Come on, Cat![br][Grunts][br]I'm walking here!
0:55:57.200,0:56:00.000
[Angry Whimpering][br]*[Horn Honking]*
0:56:00.100,0:56:03.400
Joan. Joan![br][Whimpering]
0:56:05.800,0:56:08.700
- I think we lost him.[br]- Not the pocket. Not the pocket!
0:56:08.800,0:56:12.700
- We got the lock back.[br]Now let's get home.[br]- Relax, kid. I'm all over it.
0:56:12.900,0:56:15.500
[Wheezing Laugh][br]Hey.
0:56:15.600,0:56:17.700
What's wrong?[br]This.
0:56:17.800,0:56:20.900
This is not my hat.[br]I must have picked up[br]the wrong hat back there.
0:56:21.000,0:56:23.500
- So?[br]- So...
0:56:23.600,0:56:27.300
without my hat,[br]I'm just your garden-variety[br]six-foot-tall talking cat.
0:56:27.600,0:56:28.700
*Joan, yourchildren*[br]*are running around town*[br]*like complete maniacs.*
0:56:30.900,0:56:35.500
*Yes, they are.*[br]*With some weird,*[br]*hairy man in a big hat.*
0:56:35.600,0:56:37.500
Uh-huh.
0:56:37.600,0:56:40.800
You're gonna believe everything[br]I'm telling you once we get to[br]your house, okay? Come on.
0:56:40.900,0:56:42.800
We're doomed!
0:56:42.900,0:56:47.200
We're dead. This is all my fault.[br]I'm such an idiot.
0:56:47.300,0:56:51.500
Why do I always have to do[br]the opposite of what I'm supposed to?
0:56:51.600,0:56:53.500
Wait a second.[br]That's it! The opposite!
0:56:53.700,0:56:57.200
Hey, Things![br]Don't help us!
0:56:57.300,0:57:00.900
Do not show up and help us[br]get home right now!
0:57:01.000,0:57:04.300
- We're goin' on a road trip![br]- Larry's car?
0:57:05.600,0:57:08.900
How'd you get so smart?[br][Chortling]
0:57:09.000,0:57:12.400
[Narrator][br]*So the race was on*[br]*to get back home fiirst.*
0:57:12.500,0:57:15.400
[Conrad][br]Hang on! We gotta beat[br]Mom and Quinn home!
0:57:15.500,0:57:19.300
[Narrator][br]*But back at their home,*[br]*things werejust getting worse.*
0:57:35.700,0:57:37.500
There's Mom and Larry!
0:57:37.600,0:57:40.700
Step on it, Joan.[br]Go, go, go, go, go.
0:57:40.800,0:57:45.200
Oh, Things, do not do anything[br]to slow down my mom.
0:57:45.400,0:57:47.200
[Things][br]*Slow down Mom.!*
0:57:47.300,0:57:50.400
[Whooping]
0:57:50.500,0:57:54.000
[Chattering]
0:57:54.200,0:57:57.200
[Quinn][br]Look, Joan, they don't[br]beat them every day.
0:57:57.300,0:57:59.600
*[Siren Wailing]*[br]Oh, great.
0:57:59.700,0:58:03.100
[Siren Continues]
0:58:04.700,0:58:07.500
[Clears Throat][br]I'm sorry, Offiicer.[br]Was I speeding?
0:58:07.600,0:58:11.000
Mekka dekka license,[br]appa registration.
0:58:12.600,0:58:15.200
Mekka dekka,[br]you're one hot mama.
0:58:15.300,0:58:17.900
Hey, that's my car.[br]Joan, we better go right away!
0:58:18.100,0:58:20.300
Please let me handle this.
0:58:20.500,0:58:22.900
Sorry, I guess I was[br]in a hurry to get home.
0:58:23.000,0:58:26.700
- I'm not gonna let them[br]get away with this![br]- [Babbling]
0:58:26.900,0:58:28.600
[Yelling]
0:58:28.700,0:58:30.900
[Siren Wailing]
0:58:32.100,0:58:33.500
Meet me at the house!
0:58:45.600,0:58:48.600
Not so fast,[br]you little maggots![br]Ha-ha!
0:58:48.700,0:58:52.200
Oh, you are so busted.[br]Now get inside.
0:58:52.300,0:58:54.300
You don't want to go in there.[br]It's going to be a total...[br]Aah!
0:58:56.500,0:58:59.400
What?[br]Sally, what happened?
0:58:59.500,0:59:01.900
*What about the mother*[br]*ofall messes?*[br]*I don't know.*
0:59:02.100,0:59:04.700
[Sneezes][br]Why am I sneezing?
0:59:10.500,0:59:13.200
That'd be me. Boo!
0:59:13.300,0:59:16.700
You're a giant...[br][Sneezing]
0:59:16.800,0:59:18.700
Cat!
0:59:18.800,0:59:22.000
[Screaming]
0:59:22.100,0:59:25.600
Judas Priest!
0:59:25.800,0:59:27.800
Ooh.[br]*Mama mia.*
0:59:31.900,0:59:34.300
What happened[br]to our house?
0:59:34.400,0:59:37.500
It's the mother[br]of all messes.[br]Yup!
0:59:37.600,0:59:41.100
Pure, unadulterated fun[br]without any good sense or judgment.
0:59:41.200,0:59:43.700
See, Corn Dog,[br]this is why I warned you...
0:59:43.800,0:59:45.700
not to open the crate.
0:59:45.800,0:59:48.500
- [Birds Honking][br]- Although, on the plus side,
0:59:48.600,0:59:53.300
I think people will be[br]talking about tonight's party[br]for the rest of their lives.
0:59:53.400,0:59:55.500
- [Nevins Whines][br]- [Groans]
0:59:55.600,0:59:58.800
- We gotta shut the crate! Come on![br]- Okay.
0:59:58.900,1:00:01.200
[Cat Chuckling]
1:00:01.300,1:00:04.400
Let's take the front hall carpet.[br][Chortling]
1:00:04.500,1:00:08.400
- This can't be the front hall.[br]- This is what happens when you[br]mix yourworld and my world.
1:00:08.600,1:00:10.900
Oh, and when you eat[br]bad shellfiish.
1:00:11.000,1:00:13.600
Let's go! Oh, yeah!
1:00:13.700,1:00:16.500
Cat, how do we[br]fiind the crate?[br]Beats me.
1:00:16.600,1:00:19.700
This hat is worthless,[br]and it makes me look fat.
1:00:19.800,1:00:21.900
- Where's Mrs. Kwan?[br]- Oh-ho-ho!
1:00:22.000,1:00:25.400
*Here she comes,*[br]*right on schedule.*
1:00:27.700,1:00:31.400
- Oh, yeah![br]- We're going to ride Mrs. Kwan?
1:00:31.600,1:00:35.200
*Sure.! It's the only way*[br]*to the crate. Hop on.!*
1:00:35.300,1:00:39.000
Oh, this is gonna be good!
1:00:39.100,1:00:43.000
Please keep your hands and feet[br]in the Kwan at all times!
1:00:43.100,1:00:47.200
Enjoy the ride![br][Chortling]
1:00:47.300,1:00:51.000
*Ladies and gentlemen,*[br]*the dining room. Ohh.!*[br][Laughing]
1:00:51.100,1:00:53.400
[Sally][br]This is the dining room?[br]*[Clock Cuckooing]*
1:00:53.500,1:00:55.700
Hey, look.[br]Chandelier!
1:00:55.800,1:00:57.700
[Chuckling]
1:01:02.000,1:01:05.200
[Conrad][br]*Is that the bathroom?*
1:01:05.300,1:01:07.900
You might want to[br]hold it for a while.
1:01:10.100,1:01:12.000
Something like that[br]really burns my...
1:01:12.100,1:01:14.200
[All][br]Aaah!
1:01:16.100,1:01:21.100
This is amazing![br]It's like a ride[br]at an amusement park!
1:01:21.200,1:01:24.100
You mean, like at...[br]Universal Studios.
1:01:24.200,1:01:26.800
[Laughing][br]Cha-ching.
1:01:26.900,1:01:30.600
Whoa!
1:01:30.700,1:01:33.300
[All Screaming]
1:01:33.400,1:01:36.500
- [Cat] Whoa![br]- [Grumbling]
1:01:36.600,1:01:40.700
Please exit the Kwan to your left.[br]Have a nice day!
1:01:40.800,1:01:43.500
This is ridiculous.[br]I have to get home.
1:01:43.600,1:01:48.000
[Grunting][br]Police brutality![br]Illegal choke hold!
1:01:49.300,1:01:51.700
Where are we?[br]The living room,[br]I think.
1:01:51.800,1:01:54.100
Ah, man![br]My eyes are closed.
1:01:54.200,1:01:58.700
If there's no line, could we[br]go back and do that again?[br]There's the crate!
1:01:58.800,1:02:00.600
Oh![br][Chortling]
1:02:05.800,1:02:07.800
If we shut the crate,[br]the house will go back to normal.
1:02:07.900,1:02:10.000
You have the lock?
1:02:10.100,1:02:12.400
Got it![br]Come on! Let's go!
1:02:15.800,1:02:18.800
Sally![br][Both Grunting]
1:02:18.900,1:02:22.200
- Come on![br]- It won't shut!
1:02:22.300,1:02:26.800
Sally! Everything[br]is disappearing up there!
1:02:27.000,1:02:29.200
- Help![br]- Sally!
1:02:29.300,1:02:32.000
- Oh! Oh![br]- Sal... Aaah!
1:02:32.100,1:02:34.800
- Help me, Conrad![br]- Sally!
1:02:36.400,1:02:40.900
Help me![br]I can't hold on!
1:02:41.000,1:02:44.500
Hang on![br]Help me, Conrad!
1:02:44.600,1:02:47.700
Help.![br]Sally, I can't reach[br]the lock!
1:02:47.800,1:02:52.000
- No![br]- I can't save you[br]unless you let go!
1:02:52.100,1:02:53.900
Okay.
1:02:55.000,1:02:58.400
[Screaming][br]Help me!
1:02:59.800,1:03:03.300
- [Lock] Yes![br]- [Screaming]
1:03:22.700,1:03:27.500
*[Crashing, Groaning]*[br]*[Birds Chirping]*
1:03:27.600,1:03:31.500
[Yelling]
1:03:31.600,1:03:35.900
[Gurgling][br]Ugh!
1:03:36.000,1:03:38.300
I did it![br]I did it!
1:03:38.400,1:03:41.100
*I did it.! I did it.!*[br]*I did it.!*
1:03:41.200,1:03:43.300
[Laughing][br]I did it! I did it!
1:03:46.500,1:03:50.300
Okay, "we" did it.
1:03:50.400,1:03:53.200
I don't think[br]we did anything.
1:03:53.400,1:03:57.600
The place is still a wreck.[br]You said if we shut the crate,[br]everything would be okay!
1:03:57.700,1:04:00.700
But it's not.[br]It's a complete disaster!
1:04:00.800,1:04:03.300
Well, what are you[br]gonna do?
1:04:03.400,1:04:05.300
Tennis, anyone?
1:04:06.700,1:04:08.600
*[Metal Popping]*
1:04:10.200,1:04:12.800
*[Balls Rolling]*[br][Sniffiing]
1:04:12.800,1:04:15.200
Ooh![br][Purring]
1:04:15.300,1:04:18.100
Love that new ball smell.[br]Yeah.
1:04:18.200,1:04:23.400
- Hey, your hat... it's magic again?[br]- Oops.
1:04:23.500,1:04:27.600
Well, now that the cat's out of the bag,[br]to use an archaic[br]and cruel-sounding metaphor,
1:04:27.800,1:04:29.700
why don't you serve fiirst?
1:04:29.800,1:04:32.000
You had your real hat[br]this whole time?
1:04:32.100,1:04:35.300
Uh-yup.[br]I planned the whole day.[br][Wheezing Laugh]
1:04:35.500,1:04:38.900
- What do you mean,[br]you planned the whole day? All of it?[br]- Uh-yup.
1:04:39.000,1:04:40.400
- The house getting trashed?[br]- Uh-yup.
1:04:40.600,1:04:42.200
- Quinn taking Nevins?[br]- Uh-yup.
1:04:42.300,1:04:45.400
- Cutting off your tail?[br]- Uh-nope. No.
1:04:46.700,1:04:48.800
*You even knew*[br]*I'd open the crate?*
1:04:48.900,1:04:52.800
Why do you think I made it my one rule?[br]I knew you couldn't resist.
1:04:52.900,1:04:56.400
Now, who's up for a game[br]of Canadian doubles?
1:04:56.500,1:04:59.000
*[Loud Crashing]*
1:04:59.200,1:05:01.200
Cat, you said nothing bad[br]would happen.
1:05:01.400,1:05:04.300
Cat, you need to get out.
1:05:04.500,1:05:06.900
I don't know that game.[br]It's not a game.
1:05:07.100,1:05:10.200
None of this is a game!
1:05:10.300,1:05:14.700
- But I thought you two[br]wanted to have fun today.[br]- Look around, Cat.
1:05:14.800,1:05:17.500
*You were right.*[br]*It's fun to have fun,*[br]*but you have to know how.*
1:05:17.600,1:05:21.300
You don't know[br]when enough is enough.[br]Now, go!
1:05:22.600,1:05:24.400
Suzy.
1:05:24.500,1:05:26.200
Cromwell.
1:05:26.300,1:05:28.200
Please.
1:05:28.300,1:05:30.400
[Both][br]Out!
1:05:37.800,1:05:39.100
Out!
1:05:52.700,1:05:54.600
[Sparking]
1:05:54.700,1:05:56.800
Good riddance!
1:05:56.900,1:05:59.700
Now, this may not be the time[br]for"I told you so," but...
1:06:06.300,1:06:08.400
Like I said,[br]not the time.
1:06:08.500,1:06:10.800
I'll get the mop[br]and bucket.
1:06:10.900,1:06:14.900
Conrad, you might want[br]to get out ofhere until Mom[br]has a chance to calm down.
1:06:16.300,1:06:19.900
No. This was my fault.[br]I'll take the blame.
1:06:20.000,1:06:23.400
Look, Mom will be home any second.[br]Why don't you go upstairs?
1:06:23.500,1:06:26.000
I'm not going upstairs.[br]I'm staying with you.
1:06:26.100,1:06:29.400
Really? Why?[br]Two reasons.
1:06:29.500,1:06:31.700
One, the stairs are destroyed.
1:06:31.800,1:06:36.600
Two, this is just as much[br]my fault as yours.
1:06:36.700,1:06:38.600
We should share the blame.
1:06:39.900,1:06:41.800
Thanks, Sally.
1:06:41.900,1:06:43.800
By the way,
1:06:43.900,1:06:46.300
you're a pretty good brother.
1:06:46.400,1:06:50.400
Glad you think that.[br]Maybe we can room together[br]at military school.
1:06:54.200,1:06:57.100
Well, here goes.
1:07:00.700,1:07:02.600
[Chortling]
1:07:05.800,1:07:08.800
@ Bet you thought I'd gone[br]Bet you felt a sting @
1:07:08.800,1:07:11.900
*@¤Bet you neverthought*[br]*I'd have anothersong to sing @¤*
1:07:12.000,1:07:14.700
@ But now that you've learned your lesson[br]Allow me to blow your mind @
1:07:14.800,1:07:17.900
@ By reading to you the small print[br]of the contract that you signed @@
1:07:18.000,1:07:21.500
Okay, section eight,[br]article 93, subparagraph 834.
1:07:21.600,1:07:23.500
*Right by the chili stain.*[br][Chuckles]
1:07:23.600,1:07:27.000
It reads, "If Conrad, a.k.a. Concrete,[br]should open the crate...
1:07:27.100,1:07:30.300
"and we know he will...[br]the contract shall be null and void.
1:07:31.800,1:07:33.700
"However,
1:07:33.800,1:07:37.700
if Sally and Conrad[br]should learn from their mistakes,[br]the contract shall be reinstated."
1:07:37.800,1:07:40.800
*I think you two have satisfiied*[br]*the legal burden oflearning.*
1:07:40.900,1:07:42.700
[Both][br]Yeah!
1:07:42.800,1:07:45.300
So there's just one last game to play.[br]It's called "Clean Up The House."
1:07:45.400,1:07:49.800
Kids, meet the Dynamic Industrial[br]Renovating Tractormajigger.
1:07:49.900,1:07:51.700
[Both][br]D-l-R-T?
1:07:51.800,1:07:53.600
That's right!
1:07:56.500,1:08:00.300
[Chortling][br]*@¤It's getting better*[br]*all the time @¤*
1:08:00.400,1:08:04.200
*@¤I used to get mad*[br]*at my school @¤*[br]Ta-da!
1:08:04.300,1:08:07.700
*@¤ The teachers who taught me*[br]*weren't cool @¤*
1:08:07.800,1:08:09.700
*@¤ You're holding me down @¤*
1:08:09.800,1:08:11.700
*@¤ Turning me 'round @¤*
1:08:11.800,1:08:15.300
*@¤Filling me up*[br]*with your rules @¤*[br]*@¤Ooh-ooh @¤*
1:08:15.400,1:08:18.600
*@¤I've got to admit*[br]*it's getting better@¤*[br]@¤Better@¤
1:08:18.700,1:08:21.200
*@¤A little better*[br]*all the time @¤*
1:08:21.300,1:08:23.300
*@¤It can't get no worse @¤*
1:08:23.400,1:08:26.200
*@¤I have to admit*[br]*it's getting better@¤*[br]@¤Better@¤
1:08:26.200,1:08:29.700
*@¤A little better*[br]*since you've been mine @¤*
1:08:29.800,1:08:33.700
*- [Cat Chortling]*[br]- Hee-hee![br][Babbling]
1:08:33.800,1:08:37.400
*@¤Me used to be*[br]*an angry young man @¤*
1:08:37.500,1:08:40.100
*@¤Me hiding my head*[br]*in the sand @¤*
1:08:40.200,1:08:44.200
[Horn Honks][br]*@¤ You gave me the word*[br]*I fiinally heard @¤*
1:08:44.300,1:08:47.800
*@¤I'm doing the best*[br]*that I can,yeah @¤*
1:08:47.900,1:08:50.800
*@¤I've got to admit*[br]*it's getting better@¤*
1:08:50.900,1:08:53.500
@¤Better@¤[br]*@¤A little better*[br]*all the time @¤*
1:08:53.600,1:08:55.500
*@¤Can't get no worse @¤*
1:08:55.600,1:08:58.100
*@¤I have to admit*[br]*it's getting better@¤*
1:08:58.200,1:09:00.300
@¤Better@¤[br]*@¤It's getting better@¤*
1:09:00.400,1:09:02.800
*@¤Since you've been mine @¤*[br]Oh, yeah!
1:09:02.900,1:09:05.400
*@¤Getting so much better@¤*[br]These drapes are so out,
1:09:05.600,1:09:07.100
*@¤All the time @¤*[br]they're in!
1:09:07.200,1:09:09.600
*@¤It's getting better*[br]*all the time @¤*[br][Chortling] Yeah!
1:09:09.700,1:09:12.900
*- @¤Better, better, better@¤*[br]- Spin! Spin!
1:09:13.000,1:09:16.400
*@¤It's getting better*[br]*all the time @¤*
1:09:16.500,1:09:20.300
*@¤Better, better, better@¤*
1:09:23.500,1:09:25.400
[Blubbering]
1:09:33.000,1:09:35.900
[Chortling][br]Ooh! Ooh!
1:09:38.300,1:09:43.000
*@¤I have to admit*[br]*it's getting better@¤*
1:09:43.100,1:09:46.100
*@¤A little better*[br]*all the time @¤*[br][Barking]
1:09:46.200,1:09:50.300
*@¤It can't get no worse @¤*[br]*@¤ Yes, I admit*[br]*it's getting better@¤*
1:09:50.400,1:09:52.400
*- @¤It's getting better@¤*[br]- Bye!
1:09:52.500,1:09:54.500
*@¤Since you've been mine @¤*
1:09:54.600,1:09:58.500
*@¤Getting so much better*[br]*all the time @¤@¤*
1:10:02.400,1:10:05.300
Okay, we had some good times.
1:10:05.400,1:10:07.300
We cleaned up the house.
1:10:07.500,1:10:10.000
We even managed to work in[br]an up-tempo pop tune for the sound track.
1:10:10.200,1:10:12.100
That's important.
1:10:12.200,1:10:16.600
I guess there's just one[br]last thing to check.
1:10:16.800,1:10:20.100
[Gurgling][br]Huh?
1:10:22.800,1:10:24.600
[Dings]
1:10:27.400,1:10:29.300
[Dings]
1:10:29.400,1:10:31.500
Looks like everything's[br]in balance,
1:10:31.600,1:10:33.500
but you're still smoking[br]way too many cigars.
1:10:33.600,1:10:37.500
*- And you... lay offthe sauce.!*[br]- [Chuckles]
1:10:37.600,1:10:39.600
Cat,
1:10:39.700,1:10:44.100
this day has been...[br]amazing.
1:10:44.200,1:10:46.100
Thank you, Cat.
1:10:49.500,1:10:52.500
For everything.
1:10:54.100,1:10:56.000
Conrad?
1:10:57.100,1:10:59.000
Sally?
1:11:01.600,1:11:03.500
Adieu.
1:11:04.900,1:11:07.400
*- [Sally]*[br]Cat.![br]- Cat!
1:11:07.500,1:11:09.900
- Huh?[br]- Wait, Cat.[br]- Don't go!
1:11:10.000,1:11:11.600
[Chuckles]
1:11:11.800,1:11:13.900
Uh-oh!
1:11:15.200,1:11:17.100
[Chortling]
1:11:17.200,1:11:20.100
*All right, kids.*[br]*This place better not be a mess.*
1:11:20.200,1:11:22.700
I'm... home?
1:11:22.800,1:11:25.100
Hi, Mom.[br]Hi, Mom.
1:11:25.200,1:11:29.200
Miss Walden, home so soon?[br]The children were angels.
1:11:29.300,1:11:31.600
*- Thanks, Mrs. Kwan.*[br]- Hello, Joan.
1:11:31.700,1:11:34.900
[Gasps][br]Lawrence, what happened to you?
1:11:37.400,1:11:40.000
They... happened to me.
1:11:40.100,1:11:43.500
Your demonic children.
1:11:43.600,1:11:46.600
[Panting][br]*They destroyed your house.!*
1:11:46.800,1:11:49.500
Uh...
1:11:49.600,1:11:53.000
[Quinn][br]*The house was alive.*[br]*The wall was made ofpaper.*
1:11:53.100,1:11:57.000
I fell off the cliff.[br]And the giant cat...
1:11:59.100,1:12:01.100
The giant cat!
1:12:01.200,1:12:03.100
[Whispers][br]Tell her.
1:12:03.200,1:12:06.100
Larry, Larry.
1:12:06.200,1:12:08.500
You look terrible,
1:12:08.600,1:12:10.600
and my mom[br]thinks you're insane.
1:12:10.700,1:12:15.400
This is what we in sales[br]call "a win-win scenario."
1:12:17.200,1:12:19.900
Joan, you are passing up[br]the opportunity of a lifetime.
1:12:20.000,1:12:23.800
You know what kind ofkid[br]your boy is.
1:12:23.900,1:12:27.300
I mean, who are you[br]going to believe?
1:12:27.400,1:12:31.300
You're right. I do know[br]what kind ofkid Conrad is.
1:12:31.400,1:12:33.300
He can be irresponsible.
1:12:33.400,1:12:35.800
Yes![br]He makes bad choices.
1:12:35.900,1:12:39.500
Sometimes he makes me[br]want to tear my hair out.[br]Yes! Yes! Yes!
1:12:39.600,1:12:43.200
But he's a good kid,[br]and I believe in him.
1:12:43.300,1:12:45.600
Now, I'd like you[br]to leave.
1:12:45.800,1:12:48.900
Wha... Joan. Joan.
1:12:49.000,1:12:52.300
Joan. Joan.
1:12:52.400,1:12:57.400
Oh, Joan, Joan, Joan![br][Crying]
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[Sneezes]
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[Groaning]
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- Will you marry me, Joan?[br]- [Groans]
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Oh, Joan, Joan,[br]Joan, Joan.
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[Sobbing]
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[Squeals][br]Yes![br]Yeah!
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*[Both Laughing]*[br][Conrad][br]Yeah.!
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Oh, that's nice.[br][Snoring]
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*[People Chattering]*
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Mr. Humberfloob?[br]Whoa-ho-ho!
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Almost got me again.[br]Enjoy the party.
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*Mr. Humberfloob.*[br]Joan, the party's a hit[br]and the house is immaculate.
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Congratulations.
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[Woman][br]*Miss Walden. Uh, Miss Walden.*
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Chicka-ow, chicka-ow,[br]chica-yee-haw![br]Hi, Mom!
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*Honey, yourcupcakes*[br]*are a huge hit.*[br]*What did you put in them?*
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Mom, you can make cupcakes[br]out of anything.
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*Are you telling me*[br]*you can make cupcakes*[br]*out ofanything?*
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- Anything.[br]- Anything?
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So what did you kids[br]do today, huh?
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[Narrator][br]*Well, what would you do*[br]*ifyour motherasked you?*
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*The family was whole,*[br]*all thanks to the Cat,*
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*who was dashing and charming,*[br]*no doubt about that.*
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*He was witty and cultured...*
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*and, well, very endearing...*
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*and tremendously attractive,*
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but in a sort of real way.
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You know, kind of[br]an approachable way that I think[br]you don't see these days...
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[Normal Voice][br]Oh! Hello! I was just, uh...
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I really should be going.[br][Chuckles]
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How'd they get so smart?
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[Whooping][br][Chortling]
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[All Laughing][br]Oh, yeah!
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Whoo!
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[Chortling]
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Come on, Things![br]Let's go!
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What's on my schedule[br]for tomorrow?
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What do you say[br]we go on vacation?[br][Chortling]
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How 'bout Hawaii?[br]I like Hawaii.
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I should warn you,[br]there are certain places that[br]don't allow certain Things.
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[Chuckling][br]*Oh, Things are complicated.*
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Subrip By PrimeEvil[br]Fixed By Pacman
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*@¤ Things are getting weird*[br]*Things are getting tough @¤*
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*@¤Nothing's making sense*[br]*but you keep on looking up @¤*
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*@¤ They tell you to be true*[br]*You're trying every day @¤*
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*@¤ To keep it on the real*[br]*Still you gotta fiind a way @¤*
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*@¤ To make your mama happy*[br]*To make your papa proud @¤*
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*@¤ You wanna turn it up*[br]*but all you hear is "tone it down"@¤*
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*@¤So gather'round*[br]*I'm here to say @¤*
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*@¤ You'll never make everybody's day @¤*
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*@¤But while you're around*[br]*you might as well @¤*
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*@¤Catch the tiger by its tail @¤*
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*@¤And hang on*[br]*hang on, hang on @¤*
1:16:15.600,1:16:19.000
*@¤Everybodyjust get on*[br]*get on, get on @¤*
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*@¤Get started*[br]*and go on, go on, go on @¤*
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*@¤Everybodyjust hold on @¤*
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*@¤Sometimes I wanna cry*[br]*orthrow the towel in @¤*
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*@¤ You try to bring me down*[br]*but I'll take it on the chin @¤*
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*@¤And everywhere I go*[br]*the people are the same @¤*
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*@¤ Theyjust want to know*[br]*that everything will be okay @¤*
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*@¤ When things are getting rough*[br]*they turn it back around @¤*
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*@¤ You gotta turn it up*[br]*when they tell you "tone it down"@¤*
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*@¤So gather'round*[br]*I'm here to say @¤*
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*@¤ You'll never make everybody's day @¤*
1:16:56.000,1:16:58.700
*@¤But while you're around*[br]*you might as well @¤*
1:16:58.800,1:17:01.600
*@¤Catch the tiger by its tail @¤*
1:17:01.700,1:17:04.200
*@¤And hang on*[br]*hang on, hang on @¤*
1:17:04.300,1:17:07.500
@¤Everybodyjust[br]*get on, get on, get on @¤*
1:17:07.600,1:17:11.000
*@¤Get started*[br]*and go on, go on, go on @¤*
1:17:11.100,1:17:15.400
*@¤Everybodyjust hold on @¤*
1:17:15.500,1:17:20.400
*@¤Just hang on @¤*
1:17:34.200,1:17:37.500
*@¤So gather'round*[br]*I'm here to say @¤*
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*@¤ You'll never make everybody's day @¤*
1:17:41.200,1:17:43.900
*@¤But while you're around*[br]*you might as well @¤*
1:17:44.000,1:17:47.000
*@¤Catch a tiger by its tail @¤*
1:17:47.100,1:17:49.400
*@¤And hang on*[br]*hang on, hang on @¤*
1:17:49.500,1:17:52.800
@¤Everybodyjust[br]*get on, get on, get on @¤*
1:17:52.900,1:17:56.300
*@¤Get started*[br]*and go on, go on, go on @¤*
1:17:56.400,1:18:01.200
*@¤Everybodyjust hold on @¤*
1:18:01.300,1:18:03.200
*@¤Hang on, hang on, hang on @¤*
1:18:03.300,1:18:06.600
@¤Everybodyjust[br]*get on, get on, get on @¤*
1:18:06.700,1:18:10.100
*@¤Get started*[br]*and go on, go on, go on @¤*
1:18:10.200,1:18:14.500
*@¤Everybodyjust hold on @¤*
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*@¤Just hang on @¤@¤*